tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8811987615829975890.post823139136556492623..comments2024-03-28T12:46:55.091-07:00Comments on Diary of a Fat Slob: My plans for the weekendUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8811987615829975890.post-18807714258490850352023-04-06T20:14:55.408-07:002023-04-06T20:14:55.408-07:00Good to know it's not just me. "Freezes t...Good to know it's not just me. "Freezes the digestive system" — accurate, but jeez, we humans are so damn weird. <br /><br />I've also experience the "close enough" syndrome...Doug Hollandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16075745451950217113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8811987615829975890.post-30903400572690879962023-04-06T15:29:34.628-07:002023-04-06T15:29:34.628-07:00The subconscious is a strange and forever frustrat...The subconscious is a strange and forever frustrating part of the brain. It makes me anxious when I don't want to be. And it keeps me awake when I need to be asleep. But on the plus side, it freezes the digestive system when I need it frozen. I've gone days to a a full week of nada on the john. But as soon as my subconscious knows I can relax and have no social engagements, it will dump Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8811987615829975890.post-73103245857228316102023-04-06T03:04:15.104-07:002023-04-06T03:04:15.104-07:00Poop is inherently amusing, and yours is charming ...Poop is inherently amusing, and yours is charming and suitable for framing. <br /><br />I briefly misread six-year-old Rosa as sixty years old, which substantially changes the scene.Doug Hollandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16075745451950217113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8811987615829975890.post-80303213741279708552023-04-05T18:00:24.536-07:002023-04-05T18:00:24.536-07:00I could only get a third away through your shitty ...I could only get a third away through your shitty story, well, here's one of mine:<br />Back in the day it was often a cold rainy walk out to the outhouse so a neighbor, thank you Keith, came up with a brilliant solution: Shit on newspaper and burn it. Back then everyone had a wood-burning stove. This worked out well and we learned pretty quickly to push that bundle way back into the stove. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com