And now the news: 8/17/2026

Judge drops Nevada case against electors accused of forging certificate in 2020 election

This is the closest America’s come to election theft in my lifetime, and it goes unpunished — an invitation to do more and worse in this year’s elections.

Fifth Circuit cites a ruling calling mail-in ballots “vital” to falsely claim they “jeopardize democracy itself”

Excerpt: I went digging to understand the origins of that claim and what I found is that Judge Oldham (and his colleague, Judge James Ho) are willing to totally misrepresent things for partisan gain. There is a very out of context quote saying that “mail-in ballots are not secure” but in context it’s making a wholly different argument (one against voter-suppressing voter ID laws) and all the supporting documentation directly cuts against Oldham’s completely fabricated claim that “voting by mail jeopardizes election integrity and democracy itself.”

There is nothing that supports that claim. Not the rulings Oldham cites (which actually suggest mail-in ballots are vital!) nor the actual data.

Trump, who rails against voting by mail, votes by mail again in Florida

Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services issues new guidelines warning nursing homes not to help residents vote

UK government won’t release files on Israeli firm ‘meddling’ in election

Me, looking grumpy, reading the news

AND NOW THE NEWS #619
Monday,
August 17, 2026

Justice Dept. drops threats case in Minnesota days before trial

For six months, James Patrick Lyons’ life was twirled upside-down, but the feds always knew they had no case. The prosecution is the punishment. It’s harassment. Why is this legal? Shouldn’t someone be arrested and/or disbarred?

Justice Department asks court to reinstate criminal charges against Kilmar Abrego Garcia

At Trump’s request, federal prosecutors in Chicago have spent a year “investigating” a fund-raising firm that had been co-owned by the daughter of Judge Juan Merchan, who conducted the trial that led to Trump’s felony conviction

New evidence suggests White House took steps to punish Colorado over Tina Peters case

Trump wants the DOJ to again go after Olympian David Hearn in Reflecting Pool “vandalism” case

Texas prosecutors are trying to turn a teenage shooting spree into a terrorism case

US conducted ‘mass spying campaign’ against leftwing groups and anti-ICE protesters, records reveal

ICE pitches legal insurance to help shield local officers who make immigration arrests

The Orwellian company behind ICE’s new electric shock gloves

Excerpt: “In today’s society, you know, everybody’s filming everything, everybody has a cell phone,” Glueck said. If an officer punches someone on camera, that can go viral in an instant; even a standard taser leaves puncture wounds. But “the glove is low optic, and it looks better on camera, and it looks better to those witnesses. With a glove, there are no burn marks or scars.”

Chicago ICE team seen threatening drivers has roamed from Illinois to Minnesota to Virginia

Springfield Haitians in ICE custody following immigration enforcement

One woman’s message from the hell of ICE imprisonment

Years of Trump support came undone in 15 minutes in an airport

This story is getting broad play, with every blog in my surf cycle linking to it, but it’s just another dumbshit Republican who thought Trump will only hurt other people, never me, never us.

And the headline is a lie: After his legal immigrant wife was arrested, jailed 16 days, only got out because he had $50,000 for bail, and now has to wear an ankle monitor, this 3-time Trump voter complains a lot, but never says that he won’t vote MAGA again.

On Jason Arday’s plagiarism and suicide

Excerpt: The point of the research on scrutiny is you notice things when you pay attention. And in predominantly white countries, they pay attention to Black people especially “acting above their station.”

The Anti-Defamation League is not about opposing antisemitism

Louisiana transgender couple says they were brutally assaulted by a mob, only to be arrested themselves while their alleged attackers walked free

ICE shot a journalist and threw him in prison. He’s approaching 300 days behind bars with a festering wound.

BreakThrough News issues official response to Congressional subpoena

Fox News has spent over 13 1/2 hours waging a WNBA culture war this summer

There’s nobody at Fox News who gives a damn about women’s sports, so lemme take a moment to say: I’ve seen big-time women’s basketball and hockey, and it’s always a lot of fun — like men’s sports, but with fewer assholes.

ABC sues FCC to block threat to Its TV licenses

Even with all of Trump’s insanities and cruelties, it surprises me that he’d go after the lifeblood of a giant corporation. Bet it surprised Disney/ABC, too, especially after they’d paid him off.

Forbes fired top editor after discovering he received secret $6-million payment

Trump-appointed regulator OKs banking license for Trump-linked crypto firm

Trump’s World Liberty Financial will be the first crypto business that’s legally a “bank.” I’m sure that regulatory clearance was earned fair and square, by being America’s most honest, stable, and trustworthy crypto business.

Excerpt: The plan has drawn backlash from critics, who raised concerns about conflicts of interest. Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) said in a statement that “we have never seen financial conflicts or corruption of this magnitude.”

The Trump family’s crypto business exemplifies all of the sleaziest aspects of the president’s code of conduct, if we can call it that.

Kennedy Center Board decides to inscribe Trump’s name on building

Excerpt: The president’s name was added to the building last year, but the judge ordered the letters taken down, finding that only Congress had the authority to change the institution’s name. The center removed Mr. Trump’s name in June but is appealing the ruling.

Me again: ① There’s no conclusive evidence that Trump’s name was removed as ordered; the building’s nameplate remains shrouded behind ginormous drapes. ② An ‘inscription’ would be vandalism. ③ “Restored and Renovated by President Donald J. Trump” is the opposite of what’s happened: Trump has dismantled and literally closed the facility. But mostly it’s ④: Has any human ever been more in love with themselves than Donald Trump ♥ Donald Trump?

Washington DC will soon be renamed Trump DC; the only question is whether it’ll be before the man’s death or after.

Trump rushes to stock FCC with personal lackeys, refuses to seat Dem Commissioners

Alito made up to $2.9 million from fossil fuel assets while serving on Supreme Court, but won’t recuse himself from key oil and gas cases

US Forest Service chief reportedly pressed staff for more support for wildfire near his ranch

Trump orders Pentagon to redesign US aircraft carrier to use steam catapults to launch jets

Excerpt: “So I said, ‘What is this?’ ‘Sir, this is our digital catapult system’”, Trump went on. “It sounded bad to me. Digital. They have digital. What is digital? And it’s very complicated, you have to be Albert Einstein to figure it out. And I said – and now they want to buy more aircraft carriers – I said, ‘What system are you going to be’– ‘Sir, we’re staying with digital.’ I said, ‘No you’re not. You[’re] going to goddamned steam, the digital costs hundreds of millions of dollars more money and it’s no good’.”

A Guardian review of Trump’s public remarks shows that he has retold that story, with variations, every year since 2017.

Me again: And now the US will spend billions of dollars ripping out superior technology and re-installing steam catapults.

Trump blames vandals for damaged grass in the spot where he held his big July 4 celebration

House Republican says Congress ‘should do a little more’ for the rich

Will Trump’s next press secretary be a better liar than the first five?

Hegseth locks Democrats out of closed-door defense budget talks

DeSantis appointee for Clerk of Courts arrested on child sexual abuse charges

Virginia voters aren’t taking this Democratic Congressman’s crap

The smear campaign against Abdul El-Sayed is built on lies, Islamophobia and hate

My husband was kicked out of hospice for dying too slowly

Google lets candidates, political parties and political action committees bypass spam filters

xAI data centre contractors file liens for non-payment

Paramount asks states to shoulder costs of delaying Warner Bros deal

Fuck off, Paramount — see if I ever buy another authorized Star Trek model kit.

America’s electric grid is unsurprisingly flimsy

Trump threatens to bomb Oman if it ‘gets in the way’ of Iran war

‘I’ll never apologize’ — Trump brushes off Iran war’s impact on oil prices and calls aircraft carrier’s 240+ days at sea ‘not nearly long enough’

How a false nuclear claim about Iran ricocheted from India to Washington

Families of US sailors denounce Trump and Hegseth for ‘dismissing their experiences and calling them liars’

Trump: “After we finish defeating Iran, which is being very badly defeated, pretty soon I’ll be declaring the Hormuz Strait a territory of the United States.”

St Louis PBS station sues after vendor takes archive off-line

Flock representative lies and lies at a county commission meeting

Excerpt: “I’m not here to speak for our CEO.”

“I thought that was why you were here.”

Me again: The man asking the questions is Sullivan County (Utah) Commissioner Joe Carr. The guy sidestepping the questions, I don’t know or give a rip who he is.

Another excerpt: “I believe that Flock right now is one of the most hated, most corrupt companies in America, and quite frankly sir, I don’t think we can make America great again without hanging your CEO publicly for treason. Your company is an enemy of the American people.”

Me again: This was immediate critiqued as a threat, but it only sounds like an opinion to me. Pretty decent opinion, though. So rare when anyone in power expresses a decent opinion.

Flock (Again!) activates a camera system a town had voted to shut down

Donald Trump empowers US private companies to conduct cyber-attacks
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/13/donald-trump-private-companies-cyber-attack

RFK Jr: “The polio vaccine “killed many, many more people” than polio ever did.”

Republicans are trying to hide these health care cuts

65-year-old woman calls into CSPAN and tells the host she is slowly starving to death

Excerpt: “Why is it always the poor people that are helping the poor people?”

How Trump crippled the US food safety system and made the summer’s diarrhea fest more likely

Doctors, medical associations already giving a giant middle finger to Trump’s vaccine EO

US vaccination rates fall again as exemptions continue to rise, CDC data shows

Major COVID study that fueled vaccine skepticism retracted over ‘misinformation’

The EPA’s data on cancer risk from air pollution has gone dark

Bulldozing in Big Bend National Park is brazen, even for Trump

Federal job cuts are making wildfires harder to fight

War-triggered Gulf oil spill fast becoming one of world’s worst in years, agencies warn

DOJ targets 3 more states in effort to end in-state tuition for immigrants

Judge dismisses federal government’s ridiculous antisemitism case against Harvard

Excerpt: In a legal filing this spring, the president’s lawyers sought to show Harvard’s “long, sordid history of antisemitism” by citing Judah Monis, a Jew hired as a professor of Hebrew some 300 years ago, who had to convert to Christianity to join the faculty. That injustice was in 1722, decades before the Declaration of Independence.

Texas Tech University is using AI to cut left-leaning content

US military base schools put new emphasis on Western civilization and Christianity

Four simple rules behind Japan’s most livable cities

Excerpt: 1. Build cities around everyday life, 2. Design transport for everyone, 3. Preserve a sense of place, 4. Maintain manners in shared spaces.

Americans prefer the roar of a V-8 engine to the quiet of a smaller, more powerful, more efficient engine

At a work function a few years ago, I was walking across a parking lot with a co-worker who was way, way into cars, and an electric car went past us, its driver looking for a parking space. “What a pussy car,” the guy said. “You can’t even hear the engine.”

Anecdotal, sure, but you know that’s what damned near every carbrain thinks.

As speed cameras spread to more states, so does the backlash from drivers

A public service announcement from me: Speed cameras are good, and not to be confused with Flock and the other shitty AI surveillance cameras. Flock is a total surrender of privacy for drivers all across America. Speed cameras are not — they’re not tracking your travels. Speed cams just sit there at an intersection, ready to penalize dangerous drivers. And dangerous drivers should be penalized.

Switzerland turned old rail tunnels into bike-only passes through the Alps, LED lit, gentle grades, zero traffic, zero climbing

After killing hundreds in boat strikes, US military expands campaign on land in Latin America

The US is building an archipelago of overseas detention sites where expelled immigrants are often held indefinitely without charge

Congo’s fast-growing Ebola outbreak spreads to sixth province

Trump makes clear what everyone suspected: he considers the dictator of North Korea a closer ally than democratic South Korea

The President of the United States calls lily-livered liberals ‘communists’, while being buddies with an actual communist dictator, and weakening the US’s links with its allies.

Thailand halts new gun permits days after mass shooting at a school

Luigi Mangione finally reveals why he shot UnitedHealthcare CEO

Excerpt: “In November of 2024, I traveled from outside of New York State to Manhattan. I then emailed UnitedHealthcare leadership posing as an investor at a firm managing over $50 billion in assets and requesting information about the conference,” he said.

“Unlike my previous interactions with insurers, I received an immediate response within an hour. Before traveling to New York, I used a 3-D printer to make part of a gun, and I equipped the gun with the silencer and magazine. My travel to New York and email to UnitedHealthcare was with the intent to shoot Brian Thompson.”

Mangione concluded: “On the morning of December 4, 2024, I shot Mr Thompson in Manhattan and he died. When I did so, I understood that my actions would place him in fear of death or serious bodily injury. I knew what I was doing was illegal.”

Me again: I would contribute whatever I can afford toward a Luigi statue in Manhattan, either at the scene of his heroism or somewhere in the heart of Wall Street.

Woman arrested and charged for vandalizing World War II Memorial in DC

Trans men protest in women’s bathrooms to show ‘absurdity of policing’

British Columbia is logging its last old growth. Protesters are sleeping in the road to stop it.

AI supersucks.

Google turns on Gemini AI for students using its classroom app

Excerpt: Google enabled A.I. features for K-12 schools that have allowed student access to Gemini. Until this week, Google automatically enabled Gemini in Classroom only for students 18 or older.

‘I hate what AI is doing to the minds and happiness of the young’: Katherine Rundell on the view from the classroom

Excerpt: If you set out to design from scratch a tool to facilitate authoritarian rule, it would look exactly like AI.

Woman journeys to a beach to watch total solar eclipse with her one true love: Claude

Expert witness used ChatGPT to write report defending company in deadly explosion lawsuit

Excerpt: An expert witness testifying in a lawsuit about liability for a Houston explosion that killed three people and destroyed roughly 200 homes used ChatGPT to write significant portions of his “expert report.” The man, who was hired by the industrial product conglomerate 3M, exposed his AI prompts publicly. They showed that he asked ChatGPT to help him “create an exceptional expert witness report defending the standard of care at 3M,” and that the report should “show how 3M is 0% at fault for the explosion at Watson Grinding.”

Massachusetts teen accused of killing mother and brother used ChatGPT

“Accomplice to murder” is what this is.

Woman displeased as stepfather uses AI chatbot Grok to alter her childhood photos into porn

Grok’s latest hijinks include saying Elon Musk is a pedophile and calling for his assassination

American cops are armed and dangerous, barely trained, barely supervised. They can get away with anything, and do.

Connecticut city pays $30.5-million to 2 black men wrongfully convicted of murder

NYPD cop Omar Habib convicted of strangling Bronx suspect

ICE-like electric shock gloves already in use by police departments in Nebraska

New Jersey cop accused of filming child in bathroom facing more charges after 2 new victims found, authorities say

‘Amerikkka’: North Carolina ex-cop accused of planning mass shooting targeting black people slips under the radar after grand jury’s astonishing decision

Wisconsin: Flock camera error leads to police pulling over wrong car in homicide case twice

Climate change is real, and it's happening now. It's going to get worse, and then it's going to get worse than that. It's never going to stop getting worse, so long as capitalism and the quest for money decides everything.

Scientists detect a surprising shift in human blood as atmospheric CO2 rises, with blood bicarbonate climbing about 7% since 1999

A few days ago was the hottest the world’s oceans have been in a record dating back 45 years

National Rail says heat poses ‘exceptional challenges’ after two trains derail in 24 hours

Potatoes ‘boil’ in the ground as record heatwave sweeps across swathes of Asia

Heat deaths in a ‘cold’ country are a warning to the rest of Europe

European farmers face ‘unprecedented crisis’ after successive heatwaves

In one week during Europe’s record heat wave, deaths increased by 16,000

Religious followers believe their god protects and guides them. But god never shows up. Every religion is led only by humans, who often turn out to be charlatans, swindlers, or perverts.

California: Grand jury indicts former pastor arrested in prostitution sting

California: Authorities seek possible additional victims in sexual assault case involving pastor

Former Pennsylvania priest accused of stealing $750K from church, his mother

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him...

Reggie Bannister
actor, Bubba Ho-Tep

Ann Bogan
rock’n’roller, The Marvelettes

Ward Churchill
impolite about 9/11/2001

John Crowley
author, Little, Big and The Deep

Cheryl Hall
actress, Doctor Who

Tommy John
baseballer and surgery

Nick Joseph
actor, Doctor Who

Darina Laščiaková
Slovak folk singer and ethnographer

Prince Mongo
immigrant from planet Zambodia

Tedde Moore
actress, A Christmas Story

Hayden Panettiere
actress, Heroes

Mark Rydell
film director, On Golden Pond

Terry Trotter
composer, “Theme from Everybody Loves Raymond

Peggy Webber
actress, The Screaming Skull

Youman Wilder
ICE out of Little League

In 1967, Muhammad Ali refused the Vietnam draft and lost his title the same day

In 1969, Seattle Police stood down and let locals bring an end to rioting

In 2000, Paulina Borsook published a book foretelling the anti-government sentiments of the tech world. Now that it’s too late, people are ready to listen.

In 2036, autonomous vehicles are everywhere, but when one of them kills a pedestrian, a federal “cybermarshal” wonders if it was just an “accident” … or something sinister.

Paul Lynde, for Maxwell House

A second sexual revolution

Excerpt: Hite’s path to feminism was unusual. While enrolled on a PhD at Columbia University in New York, she worked as a model, sometimes doing fashion jobs, sometimes porn (which paid better), and was hired by Olivetti typewriters to appear in an advertisement. But, as Hite later recalled, when the advertisement was published, she found her image appeared beneath a sexist caption: ‘The typewriter is so smart that she doesn’t have to be.’

That prompted the New York chapter of the National Organization for Women (NOW) to launch a protest. They marched through Manhattan with placards that proclaimed ‘Don’t Drown In The Olivetti Typing Pool’. Hite was overjoyed by the support. She contacted NOW and soon became involved in political campaigns and consciousness-raising groups (CR), the key tactic of women’s liberation.

Dead kings in a plastic box, carried off as the world burns

Nothing will meaningfully improve
until billionaires fear for their lives.

8/17/2026

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