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  • And now the news: 7/19/2026

    Trump brings full weight of government to bolster false election claims

    Trump’s address was bluntly aimed at destabilizing the US electoral system

    Trump has systematically dismantled election security efforts

    Trump’s Homeland Security chief threatens election officials with prison time

    ICE to pay Thomson Reuters $125 million to find ‘voter fraud’

    Appeals court allows USPS to move forward with Trump’s anti-mail voting order, for now

    Pennsylvania man who voted twice for President Donald Trump in 2020 sentenced to six months of house arrest

    This is, of course, the level at which actual voter fraud happens, and it’s of virtually no concern to anyone not employed in election security.

    Election fight in Arizona could affect the nation’s midterms

    Fearing troops or ICE at the polls, Arizona organizers train hundreds as election observers

    FBI analysts fired after refusing to join Georgia 2020 election probe

    Republicans in North Carolina try to reduce early voting on Sundays and on campuses

    Me, looking grumpy, reading the news

    AND NOW THE NEWS #614
    Sunday,
    July 19, 2026

    He was having a mental health crisis. Trump’s “Memphis Safe Task Force” agents came and shot him.

    Excerpt: The agent was with Homeland Security Investigations (HSI), which operates under Immigration and Customs Enforcement. HSI was sent to Memphis as part of a crime-fighting task force composed of roughly 350 federal agents and 1,450 members of the Tennessee National Guard, according to the U.S. Marshals Service. It began last fall at the direction of President Trump and Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee.

    At least five people — including Jonah Neal in May — have been shot by a member of the Memphis Safe Task Force. Four of those confrontations were fatal. In one deadly encounter last week, two National Guard soldiers were the ones who fired their weapons.

    Use of crowd-control weapons on ICE protesters led to blindings and traumatic brain injuries, report finds

    US judge finds Trump misused court in IRS immunity & slush fund case, refers lawyers for discipline

    It’s easy, though, to envision the Supreme Court overruling this.

    Federal law enforcement has engaged in extensive misconduct — ranging from attacking protesters to destroying evidence and misrepresenting facts in court

    Excerpt: In its nationwide immigration crackdown, the Trump administration has charged hundreds of people with assaulting or impeding federal agents. President Trump has branded them “insurrectionists,” “animals” and “thugs,” part of a broader effort by his administration to cast protesters and immigrants as violent criminals.

    But a close examination of those cases reveals that in its rush to meet White House demands for deportations, federal law enforcement has engaged in extensive misconduct — ranging from attacking protesters to destroying evidence and misrepresenting facts in court.

    Trump turns on capitulating Biglaw firms HAHAHAHAHA

    Minnesota’s Ramsey County sues DHS over failure to hand over evidence in potential kidnapping of US citizen

    One judge has the guts to put the horror of this Supreme Court term in context

    Excerpt: “What this court has done to constitutional rights, democratic institutions, and the rule of law,” Eddins wrote, “explains why Hawaiʻi’s Constitution takes no instruction from it.”

    Latest presumably-bullshit weaponization of Justice: Trump goes after UAW President Shawn Fain

    No, wait, here’s the latest: Trump goes after Philadelphia’s decent DA Larry Krasner

    No, wait, here’s the latest: FBI evidence team visits Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

    Feds turn over [some] evidence in Renee Good and Alex Pretti killings to Minnesota after months of delay

    Neo-nazis have never found it easier to join the US Army

    Exhibits at Washington’s House have been swapped for the Trump administration’s softer, kinder version of slavery

    Excerpt: Though the panels do mention slavery and the people Washington enslaved, the new exhibits mostly offer a broad timeline of U.S. history that significantly strays from the original intent of the President’s House as outlined in the park’s foundation document in 2017: “It would explore the historic context of the site in the context of its ties to slavery and the lives of the enslaved who lived at the site.”

    Small tribes say they lack the clout to secure federal recognition

    Excerpt: In January 2001, after years of review, the Bureau of Indian Affairs granted the Chinook recognition in the final days of the Clinton administration. After objections from other tribes, the incoming Bush administration rescinded the decision months later.

    “We had all these plans for what we could do,” said Gary Johnson, Tony Johnson’s father and predecessor as tribal chairman. “And then, with really no reason in the moment, they were gone.”

    A similar fate befell the Duwamish, a Puget Sound tribe that traces its ancestry to the people led by Chief Si’ahl, for whom Seattle is named. The Duwamish also won and then lost recognition as President Bill Clinton’s appointees made way for President George W. Bush’s team.

    Trump regime illegally redirects contraceptive funding to its opposite: “build body literacy, address infertility, plan and space pregnancies and navigate reproductive health conditions such as endometriosis” and other conditions that affect infertility

    To overcome a referendum allowing abortion in Kansas, Republicans try rigging State Supreme Court

    Texas crisis pregnancy centers are pushing “abortion reversal,” which is not a thing

    Pentagon to screen for low testosterone in service members

    Excerpt: Hegseth said on Wednesday that service members aged 30 and older would be tested every year during their annual health assessments. He said if treatment is recommended, troops can decide if they want to receive testosterone replacement therapy.

    “By addressing these health markers early we’re keeping you on the leading edge of lethality,” he said in a social-media video with the caption “The High-T Department of War.”

    He didn’t say which testosterone levels would necessitate treatment. He also didn’t specify if there would be separate standards for women. The Pentagon declined to comment Wednesday.

    Me again: Not The Onion.

    Pete Hegseth is obsessed with testosterone. Here’s all the neat science the manosphere’s not talking about

    Hegseth narrows military opportunities for women, blocks more promotions

    Court releases $5-million payment from Trump’s escrow account to E. Jean Carroll

    JPMorgan maintains Jamie Dimon didn’t know Epstein, one of the company’s top clients

    Remember when Alan Dershowitz begged to testify about Epstein? Well, now he’s not showing up.

    Democratic politicians: Eating their own while letting Trump, the worst boastful sexual predator, off the hook

    Trump says ABC, NBC licenses should be revoked over refusal to air BS-filled speech on election integrity

    Hegseth announces joint task force with DoJ to target and prosecute press leaks

    Pentagon proposes new secrecy power to withhold unclassified records from public-access laws

    Officials are asked to turn over phones at the White House as Wiles, Patel lead intensifying leak probe

    New York Times published five stories on the trans athlete ban decision. Not one quoted a transgender person.

    You can accurately deduce the ideology of any person or organization by studying when they choose to use the active or passive voice

    How Beltway reporters become twisted by the clubbiness of power in DC

    Billionaire owner of New York Knicks and Madison Square Garden sues Wired magazine for writing a story about his shitty ways

    Wired: We stand by our work. That’s why we’re removing the paywall from two of the MSG stories they don’t want you to read, making them free for everyone.

    Emails show viewer backlash over PBS program’s removal from Arkansas TV

    South Korean Company challenging Commerce Department trade penalties paid Trump’s holding company $2-million last year

    The Justice Department is pulling back on prosecuting corporate crime

    The mystery money powering Trump’s second term

    Excerpt: The Wall Street Journal documented more than $781,948,878 in donations and other payments to Trump-linked groups since the 2024 election.

    US to start illegally minting gold $1 Trump coins

    After the UFC flight on the White House lawn, they’re now illegally installing a black granite helipad

    Truth Social to sell trading firms ‘fastest’ access to Trump’s posts

    White House teleprompter operator made more than $100K betting on Trump’s speeches: sources

    Trump says he’ll seek to replace experienced immigrant truck drivers with inexperienced veterans

    Top US tax lawyer forced out after refusing White House demands to participate in tax audits

    Once upon a time, White House interference in IRS audits was considered an impeachable offense

    Trump wants to impose tariffs on Canada in retaliation for wildfire smoke

    He says he killed a man. Republicans nominated him anyway.

    Excerpt: The right-wing preacher turned politician Victor Marx has said that he first killed a man when he was 7. He’s not sure how many deaths he’s been responsible for since. Marx has been arrested at least twice for disorderly conduct and has described terrorizing a psychiatrist with talk of murdering him. He told the Colorado journalist Kyle Clark that he can perform exorcisms by phone. On Thursday he was declared the winner of the Republican gubernatorial primary in Colorado.

    Trump endorses Mike Lindell, MyPillow guy and outspoken wingnut, for Minnesota Governor

    Vance’s Secret Service detail ‘fed up’ with hastily arranged personal and family travel requests

    George Santos achieves his final form: Reality TV show star

    Right-wingers are “Nixonmaxxing”

    Excerpt: Influential figures on the right have also painted Nixon as an early victim of the deep state. On an April 2024 show that racked up more than 18 million views on YouTube, Tucker Carlson alleged that Watergate had been a “deep-state coup” orchestrated by the CIA and FBI. Joe Rogan later repeated the claims on his popular podcast, arguing “the whole thing was set up by the government.”

    MAGA cultist Eric Metaxas is outraged by an air quality alert

    Mamdani: This summer, we kept the lights on all night, every night, at five soccer fields across New York City

    Mamdani says he may still order Netanyahu’s arrest

    Amy Klobuchar, Democrat running for Governor of Minnesota, praises her friend Lindsey Graham upon his death

    Excerpt: “But mostly my fond memories of spending time with Lindsey (and we traveled the world with John McCain) was not about the ups and downs of his policy positions,” she said. “It was about his love for the world, his loyalty to hard causes and his friends, and the pure joy he brought to life. I will miss him.”

    Kamala Harris is saddened, too, and has nothing but nice things to say about the late & horrendous Lindsey Graham

    I hear the late Senator Graham made a great strudel

    Top House Democrats vow to oppose bid to cut US military aid to Israel, because of course they do

    More than half of house Democrats vote to continue aid to Israel

    These 16 Democrats voted to stop Israel aid. AIPAC took action.

    Kaiser Permanente nurses say technology is making their jobs — and patient care — worse

    Meta used AI to target workers with medical conditions for layoffs, lawsuit claims

    Elon Musk could still face criminal charges for trying to bribe voters in Wisconsin

    And monkeys could fly out of his wealthy butt, but it won’t happen. If there’s any penalty at all, it’ll be a piddling fine.

    FCC officials took pricey gifts from Paramount as the company needed approval for billion-dollar deals

    Kalshi will offer sports-style betting on drug trial results

    UnitedHealth results handily beat Wall Street expectations

    These are the cuddlebunnies that ordered my mom discharged from the rehab facility at least a week too soon.

    Colombian immigrant killed by ICE in Maine had legal status, father says

    Killer ICE officer has struggled with serious mental health issues since early childhood and never should have been given a badge and gun, several of his close relatives told the AP

    Man in Florida fatally hit by truck while fleeing ICE, official says

    Having bagged their limit, ICE claims they’ll “halt most vehicle stops,” whatever that means, which is probably nothing

    Never mind; Trump personally intervenes to make sure ICE can continue easy killings

    My son was killed by ICE, with no accountability

    Excerpt: The video evidence, made public almost a year after Ruben’s death, is consistent with what Josh told me and others: He was trying to comply with conflicting directions from law enforcement about what to do. He was driving slowly and braking repeatedly and was not a threat to the officers. His car was in park when they pulled him out. An ICE agent, Jack Stevens, shot him at point-blank range through the open driver’s-side window multiple times. A toxicology report noted the presence of alcohol in Ruben’s system — which is obviously no justification for his death.

    Josh said Ruben’s last words were “I’m sorry.”

    Chinese human rights lawyer seeking asylum is arrested by ICE

    Off-duty employee at Colorado ICE facility arrested for shooting protester

    Prisoners at Texas ICE facility describe beatings, abuse, and rights violations

    Randy Balko: ICE is out of control. Here’s what to do about it.

    Excerpt: So what can be done? There is one viable path to greater accountability — if politicians have the stomach for it. The Supreme Court has essentially left it to Congress to determine the degree to which federal officials can be liable for constitutional violations. If the Democrats retake the House and the Senate in November, that will set the stage for individuals to sue ICE, Border Patrol and other agencies for constitutional violations and wrongful deaths. There has already been discussion about that. But the Democrats could also take it a step further and create a path to sue policymakers like Stephen Miller, one of the president’s top advisers; Tom Homan, his border czar; and Markwayne Mullin, the homeland security secretary.

    ICE camera crews are labeling themselves ‘media,’ filming anti-ICE protesters

    ICE shared Medicaid data it wasn’t supposed to have with Palantir

    US military hasn’t conducted standard review of intelligence tied to strike on school in Iran, sources say

    Makes sense. The attack on the school and killing all those kids was intentional and ‘successful’, so what’s to review?

    Bridges and water plants hit as strikes stretch to 7th straight day

    Excerpt: Bridges, rail lines, power and water facilities and other targets that can serve civilian purposes in Iran, Kuwait and elsewhere in the Middle East were attacked in airstrikes on Friday as the United States and Iran deepened their weeklong crisis over the Strait of Hormuz.

    Me again: And the New York Times can’t bring itself to mention that these are war crimes, expressly prohibited by the Geneva Conventions.

    Central Tehran billboard depicts Trump in a coffin

    It’s news that Iran wants Trump dead?

    Trump’s deep public health cuts hinder response to record US cyclosporiasis outbreak

    Inside RFK Jr.’s push to dismantle decades of US vaccine policy

    Life-threatening infection for woman whose tetanus vaccination wasn’t current

    Bike lanes and speed cameras disappear from the DOT’s list of proven safety measures

    Yale Law students advise their own university: knock off this ‘obey in advance’ nonsense

    Utah just banned another Stephen King book from all public schools

    More Canadian wildfire smoke shrouds US midwest, mid-Atlantic and north-east

    Trump administration’s cuts targeted wildfire research

    Flooding sends Trump’s anti-immigration Buoys downriver on the Rio Grande, closing and endangering international bridges

    Trump administration allows killing of species threatened with extinction

    This California oil pipeline was dormant for 11 years. Trump reopened it.

    Climate change and air pollution combo is a ‘double whammy’ for health

    Trump cut the Grand Staircase out of Utah’s Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument

    ‘He’s forcing higher bills’: Trump spends billions to kill clean energy and keep coal alive

    Once a source of national pride, Cuba’s healthcare system declines as Trump blockade continues

    Trump administration announces new attack on the International Criminal Court

    They’re opposed to justice of any kind, anywhere.

    Tracking US military killings in boat attacks: 66 attacks, at least 221 killed so far

    Trump is going after Brazil’s beloved PIX payment system

    Excerpt: From coconut sellers to billionaires, more than 90% of Brazilian adults—more than 140 million people—regularly use PIX, a government-run program that allows users to transfer money in seconds on cellphones at no cost. In less than six years since its creation, PIX now handles more transactions in Latin America’s biggest economy than credit and debit cards combined.

    Marcos Rosa, an evangelical pastor who spends his days visiting remote Amazonian villages, said PIX hasn’t only made payments easier but also shrunk distances across the world’s biggest rainforest.

    “Everything happens much more quickly,” he said, explaining how PIX and satellite internet mean villagers no longer spend days on the river to buy a bag of rice. Instead, they send a PIX payment to a store in the nearest town, which loads the goods onto a boat already heading upriver. “It’s been a tremendous help,” Rosa said.

    The Trump administration disagrees. Washington said Wednesday that, as of next week, it would impose a 25% tariff on some 3,000 goods from Brazil. It is the first country hit with duties under the Trump administration’s new strategy of using Section 301 of U.S. trade law to punish alleged unfair trade practices.

    Israeli government spends $50-million trying to shore up its US reputation with help from influencers, Trump insiders and millions of AI-driven texts

    Russian online retail warehouses hit by deadly Ukrainian strikes

    Anti-Jupiterite

    Half-dozen women hit, scratch, kick Portland park attacker as they wait 31 minutes for police to respond

    Excerpt: A 31-year-old man who targeted more than half a dozen women by groping or chasing them through one of Portland’s most iconic parks faced a reckoning when the women — a “sisterhood” of strangers, according to one victim — surrounded the man, stopping him in his tracks.

    “We just started hitting, punching, scratching, pulling his hair, pulling on his clothes — everything,” said a 74-year-old victim, whom The Oregonian/OregonLive is not naming because of the nature of the crime. Seconds earlier she had kicked the man off her as he tried to crawl on top of her.

    “I didn’t feel in any danger because the sisterhood was there,” the woman continued.

    One force that was conspicuously absent, however, was Portland police. It’d be 31 minutes before the first officers arrived at Council Crest Park to arrest the man, who targeted woman after woman on an unseasonably sunny and warm afternoon April 9, according to emergency communications logs released to The Oregonian/OregonLive this week.

    Records show a 911 call-taker spent about three minutes gathering necessary information and relaying that to police — meaning the police response took another 28 minutes, in what victims described as an excruciating wait.

    Plainclothes ICE agents left man partially handcuffed at Las Vegas airport after being confronted by onlookers, video shows

    Four inmates take 40 hostages in an attempted break out at the Washington State Reformatory [1959]

    AI supersucks.

    “All the resources in the world and the logo for Donald Trump International Airport is AI generated”

    George Lucas likens AI skeptics to Luddites clinging to horses and carts

    New York school district goes with AI “teaching assistant,” but only in school on Indian reservation, where 79% of students are economically disadvantaged

    “I got slopped:” Someone used AI to write my biography. Thousands more of those books are polluting Amazon. Who is behind all this drivel?

    American cops are armed and dangerous, barely trained, barely supervised. They can get away with anything, and do.

    Cops continue to prove they can’t be trusted with surveillance tech

    You can’t reform a traffic stop

    Excerpt: Pretext traffic stops are one of the most common and consequential ways police officers exercise discretion and act on racial bias. These stops—in which officers pull drivers over for low-level traffic violations, such as expired registration tags, often as an excuse to fish for evidence of unrelated crimes—overwhelmingly target people of color and are regularly escalated by police. According to the New York Times, from 2017 to 2021, police killed more than 400 unarmed civilians in these types of stops—a rate of more than a death a week.

    ‘Get on the f—- ground!’: Florida police tackle and break black teen’s arm while searching for white runaway they had just seen in a photo—now one officer has resigned

    Florida police chief resigns when he’s accused of sexual misconduct with suspect’s wife

    Chicago Mayor urges ‘Midway Blitz’ victims to file reports with Chicago Police for further investigation

    He’s the Mayor of Chicago, so I assume Brandon Johnson is an idiot, and this is idiotic — especially in Chicago, where police corruption is a redundancy like ATM machine. File a report on ICE with the CPD, and they’re more likely than not going to turn it over to ICE and consider the matter closed.

    Kentucky: Man passes every sobriety test after a minor crash – police arrest him for DUI anyway

    Family sues city, police over woman shot and killed by New Jersey cops

    Ohio: ‘There was no reason to kill him’: Family remembers man killed by deputy

    Ohio police officer attempting to shoot dog wounds fellow officer

    Texas police spent $4.5 million on four Chevy Tahoes

    Washington town’s entire police force “out of town on business” as white mobs attack blacks [1938]

    Climate change is real, and it's happening now. It's going to get worse, and then it's going to get worse than that. It's never going to stop getting worse, so long as capitalism and the quest for money decides everything.

    Heat waves in Europe linked to thousands of excess deaths

    A warmer world will be a smokier one

    Most forest fires in Canada are simply impossible to put out

    Higher temperatures can cause radio, TV and microwave signals to travel hundreds of miles farther, upsetting communications

    Emergence of uncompensable heat stress during monsoon season in India

    Greatest mass extinction in history was triggered by climatic conditions that are reappearing today

    Flash flooding worsens in Texas after dozens are rescued from rising water

    Religious followers believe their god protects and guides them. But god never shows up. Every religion is led only by humans, who often turn out to be charlatans, swindlers, or perverts.

    California pastor accused of sexual abuse of at least 4 kids is held on $17.5M bail

    Indiana pastor charged with sexual misconduct with a minor

    Louisiana pastor arrested on charges including felony sexual battery and cruelty to juveniles

    New York pastor pleads guilty to sexual abuse of two minors

    Federal indictment accuses Texas pastor of $3.2M fraud scheme involving church investments

    Court filing alleges Vermont Catholic Church posed ‘ethical proposition’ to shield funds from abuse survivors

    West Virginia pastor arraigned for soliciting a minor, Snapchat mentioned in court

    A front-row seat to the worst team in pro baseball

    Excerpt: I got to see the 57th loss live and up close as the FerryHawks fell to the High Point Rockers—as in rocking chairs, since they come from a North Carolina city famous for furniture. It was unlike any game I’d ever been to before, because my $12 ticket was in practice a general admission pass to the entire hollow park. The FerryHawks’ home has an advertised capacity of 7,171, but I would be surprised if there were more than 100 people in the seats on Wednesday night (plus one seagull who chose to bring his fish dinner into the outfield). There was only one concession stand open on the concourse, though they did sell surprisingly excellent hot dogs for just $2, owing to the fact that it was Weenie Wednesday. We were able to walk right down into first-row seats directly next to the home dugout, close enough to see the umpires spit and hear snippets of conversations about the players’ girlfriends in the foul-territory bullpen. One of the coaches ribbed me about keeping my head up when I was looking at my phone between innings.

    Astronomers find an atmosphere on a nearby earthlike planet

    Why did a major museum’s bong show go up in smoke?

    Excerpt: “This exhibition was meant to solidify pipe makers’ inclusion within the broader sweep of art history,” Silbert said. “Instead, its cancellation risks cementing their outsider status.”

    Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him...

    Brenda Fricker
    actress, My Left Foot

    Louisa Gag
    safe streets advocate

    Josh Grisetti
    author, God in My Head: The True Story of an Ex-Christian Who Accidentally Met God

    Ron Hunt
    baseballer hit by pitches

    Dave Kendall
    host, MTV’s 120 Minutes

    Akihiro Miwa
    actor, Howl’s Moving Castle

    Mary Morello
    fought the evils of Tipper Gore

    Sam Neill
    actor, Jurassic Park

    Pat Oliphant
    cartoonist

    Denise Oliver-Velez
    “Down with machismo and male chauvinism.”

    Peter Van Norden
    actor, The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear

    Hal Williams
    actor, 227

    Nothing will meaningfully improve
    until billionaires fear for their lives.

    7/19/2026

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  • Two lost drivers

    Riding from Burien to Renton on the #560, the route goes on Interstate-405 for a few miles. As it enters Renton, two of the northbound lanes split away and become two exits, south onto a different freeway or north onto Rainer Avenue, while two other lanes bypass those exits. The #560 is supposed to take that second exit, north onto Rainier Ave, but oops, our driver had the bus on the part of the freeway that can’t exit — concrete roadblocks are in the way.

    In the driver’s defense, let’s concede that the freeway is stupidly designed there, and the signage is inadequate. Furthermore, the #560 has been contracted out to drivers from Pierce County Transit — one county south of where they’re driving — so the drivers aren’t very familiar with the roads.

    This driver pulled the bus onto the freeway’s shoulder, and stopped, then called Dispatch on the radio for advice on what to do.

    Yikes! I am car-phobic, a white-knuckle passenger in cars, but usually have no worries on a bus, because buses are big. If there’s a wreck, the people on the bus will be OK; it’s the people in cars who’ll be dead. But this seemed crazy dangerous — freeway drivers at 55 mph do not expect a city bus to be parked on the shoulder, so my suggestion would be that if a bus driver misses the exit, the very first thing NOT to do is stop the bus on the freeway.

    With his speaker on, everyone could hear as Dispatch spent several minutes looking at maps, then told the driver to proceed a ways on I-405 to exit 4B, which would bring us to a few blocks of city streets, and then an on-ramp to the same freeway headed the other direction. After that, he’d be able to take the next exit and resume our route.

    From the shoulder, the driver took us from zero to 55 mph in about three minutes, while cars honked and swerved around us, and then he made another mistake, taking the bus onto exit 4A, not 4B. This meant we were headed east toward the distant suburbs of Maple Valley and Black Diamond, farther and farther in the wrong direction.

    “Oh, man,” said a passenger who had to be somewhere, “I am going to be so late.”

    A bus needs serious space to turn around, and the freeway we were now on is mostly rural. We went miles before a passenger suggested a suitable turnaround spot, and the driver took the advice, and thankfully did not stop the bus on the shoulder to radio Dispatch again. In a small commercial area, where it was kinda tight and the bus had to back up a bit, he got us headed in the right direction, toward Renton, where we waited through some traffic lights, and got onto Interstate-405 again, now southbound.

    When the driver took the correct exit to get us onto Rainier Avenue, the passengers responded with a smattering of applause.

    We pulled into the next stop about half an hour behind schedule, and directly in front of the next #560 bus, which was right on time.

    Everybody makes occasional mistakes, but the part that scared me was stopping the damned bus on the freeway. Dude! Drive on, call Dispatch while you’re driving, or ask passengers for advice, or just take the next off-ramp and wing it — but don’t frickin’ stop the frickin’ bus on the frickin’ freeway.

    ♦ ♦ ♦

    On a different day and headed the opposite direction, a RapidRide #F bus came into the Renton Transit Center, headed to Burien. Its sign said Burien, where I wanted to be, so I climbed aboard, waved my pass to pay my fare, and sat on the cushion I carry with me because the #F is a terrible, terrible ride.

    While the bus idled, an old dude limped slowly toward the door. The driver waited and then kneeled the bus for him, and when he boarded he asked, “Is this bus going to The Landing?”

    The driver said, “Yes,” and either that’s the wrong answer, or this was the wrong bus. The Landing is a gawdawful shopping mall a mile or so north of where we were, and that’s where the south- and westbound #F route starts. If this bus was headed toward The Landing then ① its sign was wrong, ② the bus was on the wrong side of the road, and ③ everyone on board needed to get off.

    We all started asking the driver where the bus was headed, and she got more and more flustered, and kept saying, “The Landing.” She was an African immigrant, a woman maybe 30. English was difficult for her and what she said was difficult for the passengers to understand, but she insisted that the bus was going to The Landing, so almost everyone got off the bus. Then a few passengers who’d already been riding the bus spoke up and said, no, we came from The Landing, and we’re going to Burien.

    The driver said something nobody could understand but shook her head yes, and it soon became clear that she’d confused “Is this bus going to The Landing?” for “Is this bus coming from The Landing?” This was indeed the bus everyone wanted, so we all got aboard again, and settled in for the long, long, long ride to Burien.

    A few passengers grumbled, but most were understanding. This driver might have been in Zimbabwe or someplace on the African continent perhaps six months ago, but I like immigrants and immigration. I thought about shouting, “Welcome to America,” and would’ve meant it sincerely, but it would’ve sounded like sarcasm, so I stayed quiet.

    The ride proceeded well, until crossing over the freeway, where she had us in the wrong lane. We would’ve been forced to turn right at the light, instead of left. A passenger shouted, “Hey, what the hell,” and the driver figured it out, and angled the bus into the correct lane at the last minute, and we stayed on route.

    After that, my guess was that this was her first time driving this route. A few blocks later, we were in the right lane of Southcenter Blvd as it’s about to become a freeway on-ramp, so I walked up and said quietly to her, “We gotta be over two lanes.”

    “Oh, thank you,” she said, and signaled and switched, and drove the bus under the freeway instead of onto it.

    Without further incident or conversation, our RapidRide #F made its way to the end of the line at the Burien Transit Center, where an annoying prerecorded voice always says, “This is the last stop. All passengers should de-board at this time.” As always, I replied, “De-boarding at this time,” and got ready to de-board with everyone else.

    Other than coming close to those two wrong turns, she’d actually done a great job. None of the awful brake-work that bothers my back, and she took all the route’s sharp turns more tenderly than most drivers. Usually, they accelerate while the bus is turning, and you gotta hang on or you’ll slide out of your seat, but she’d taken us around the corners at a slower pace, then picked up speed on the straightaway. It’s a simple thing, but makes the ride soooo much better.

    She also mastered the tiny roundabout near Renton, becoming only the third driver in my hundreds of #F trips to maneuver the bus around that too-tiny circle without bumping the wheels onto its elevated brick center.

    Getting off the bus, I lingered at the door long enough to say, “Smooth ride, thank you.”

    “I am sorry about my confusion,” she said.

    “That’s OK,” I said. “It’s a confusing route.” And it is, with its dozens of turns and loops and swirls.

    Then the security guards came onto the bus to shoo stragglers and sleepers off, “End of the line, everybody.” So I didn’t have time to say that she’d learn the route, but what matters is that she already handles the bus better than about 95% of Metro’s drivers.

    7/17/2026

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