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  • From Burien to Renton, and back again

    Route review:
    RapidRide #F and #560

    The RapidRide #F’s “big W”

    The distance between Seattle’s southwest corner, where I live, and my mom’s house near Renton, is about eight miles. It feels like a mule ride across the prairie, though, because I’m riding the bus.

    My daily trip starts with a southbound #99 from my house to the Burien Transit Center, then the long ride from Burien to Renton on either the RapidRide #F or the #560, and then a short ride on the #105 to Mom’s house. Those beginning and ending routes are OK; the aggravation comes from the middle leg of the journey, on either the #F or #560, the only two routes connecting Burien and Renton.

    First, let’s consider the RapidRide #F. Christ, it sucks.

    It’s a “rapid ride” compared to walking, but it’s in ordinary traffic all the way, and other than a few blocks without traffic lights where the driver tends to gun it, the #F is as slow as any city bus anywhere. Public transit isn’t about getting anywhere rapidly, but it’s nice to at least be making progress, rolling onward toward your destination. That’s why the #F is so frustrating — instead of approaching the destination, we’re making left turns, right turns, and stopping everywhere along the way.

    Eastbound from Burien, the #F takes a straight shot down 156th Street, which becomes 154th, which becomes Southcenter Blvd as the bus approaches the Tukwila light rail station. If the route stayed on Southcenter Blvd, it would become Grady Way and take us directly to Renton. The whole trip would take maybe 20 minutes — much more rapid than the RapidRide #F. That, however, would be pleasant and efficient, neither of which is allowed.

    Instead, the #F makes its first wrong turn at that stupidly-designed light rail station. The bus waits at a traffic light, then winds through the station’s parking lot to the bus stops, then rolls through the parking lot again from the opposite direction, weaving past Volvos and Volkswagens and pedestrians hurrying to the bus stop or light rail. Finally we’re back at the same traffic light where we entered the station’s parking lot, waiting again for the red to turn green. Depending on the lights, looping through Tukwila Station adds 3-5 minutes to the trip.

    Riding the #F damned near daily, the Tukwila Station loop drives me nuts. If the walk/don’t walk sign at International Blvd is in your favor, you could walk from the bus stop before the station to the bus stop after the station, and beat the bus without breaking a sweat.

    Also, there are frequently driver changes at Tukwila Station — one driver’s shift ends, a new driver comes on, and spends 3-4 minutes adjusting the mirrors, the driver’s seat, and (I don’t know why but always) testing the air brakes half a dozen times, before we finally pull away. And then, after a few 90-degree turns in the parking lot, we’re waiting at the same traffic light again.

    Technology has long been available to turn traffic lights green for public transit as a bus approaches. Metro may have this tech on some route, somewhere, but it’s certainly not on the RapidRide #F. It passes through 40 intersections with traffic lights, and the bus waits its turn at all of them, same as every driver in every SUV.

    Onward to Southcenter, the biggest and ugliest shopping mall in the region. For reasons with no reasonable reason, the #F skips 61st Ave, which would take it directly to the mall. Instead it rolls five blocks further, to 66th Ave, before turning, crossing the freeway, and looping backwards toward Southcenter. There’s no popular destination along those extra blocks, only two stops where passengers rarely step off or on. The #150 route services those two stops, and it’s going to Southcenter too, so why does the #F go the long way? It only adds a few more minutes to what’s already an anti-rapid ride.

    The mall is surrounded by miles of smaller strip malls and office buildings, and the #F stops at most of them. Turn left, go a few blocks, turn right, go a few blocks, turn left …

    After wandering through miles of blah surrounding Southcenter, the #F twists around in the parking lot at the Sounder train station — a commuter rail service that’s only in operation Monday-Friday during rush hours. Sounder makes just 13 trips on weekdays, and none on weekends or holidays, but the RapidRide #F goes to the station 24/7, adding a few minutes to every trip as we pick up and drop off nobody.

    Mostly, though, the frustration is the all the sharp turns instead of straight lines as the #F rolls along. The route has sixteen 90-degree turns (yes, I’ve compiled stats), not including 8 inside the Tukwila station, 3 at the Renton station, and two 180-degree turns at the Sounder station. Between Southcenter and Renton, the bus spells out a mile-long W as it norths, souths, easts, and wests all over the map. For two stretches, it makes sharp turns to go through areas with only swamps, stickerbushes, and empty beer cans.

    In addition to all the turns and traffic lights, there are 30 bus stops, two stop signs, and one roundabout that the bus cannot clear without riding up onto the curb, and bouncing down. The route has several “swoopady” sections, where the road itself is curving this way and that, and if the driver is doing 25 mph or more it feels like you’re on an un-fun rollercoaster. The #F has three stretches where shitty pavement makes the ride even bumpier, including six absolute ball-busters.

    Pro tip: four of those ball-busters are as the bus approaches or leaves the Sounder station, so it’s best to rise up from the bus’s barely-padded seats and stand for those blocks. One afternoon, stuck in traffic, we passed so slowly over this area that I could see the ball-busters — the pavement drops an inch to other, earlier pavement, then climbs the inch up again mere inches later. It’s a series of intentional ruts in the pavement, and you can tell from the color of the asphalt that the ruts have been there for years. How many men’s gonads have been splattered on those ruts? The site needs a testicle memorial plaque. Or re-paving.

    Whether the driver goes fast or slow, the ball-busters hurt. And most drivers prefer fast, hitting the gas while making turns, braking harshly at bus stops, accelerating enthusiastically when pulling away. With so many turns, bumps, stops and starts, no joke: I am reliably & literally in pain by the end of the ride, just from hanging on. It’s why I now carry a thick seat cushion in my backpack, which is always under my butt on the #F.

    Eight miles from Burien to Renton, which takes the RapidRide #F about 42 minutes. How rapid is that? About 11 miles per hour. And all the way, a guy is sitting behind you blasting bad country music (but I repeat myself), and someone in front of you is chanting Muslim prayers every time the next turn has the bus facing Mecca. Or equivalent annoyances, same as on any other bus ride, but alll the wayyy for eight damned miles.

    There is, however, an alternative for the Burien-to-Renton trip: the #560. It’s operated not by Metro but by Sound Transit, the tri-county agency, with buses that are quieter and more comfortable, with plusher seats and smoother suspension.

    Unlike Metro, Sound Transit buses take the freeway, so it could be almost as quick as driving. But, of course not — the #560 goes miles out of its way to service Seattle-Tacoma International Airport, a loop that adds 15 minutes if airport traffic is light, but much longer on weekends, holidays, and on random rides when there’s no guessable reason for all the traffic.

    Here’s a blatant insult to transit riders: As the bus drives through the airport, we roll past huge parking garages, a dozen taxi stands, the Hertz and Avis offices, departures and arrivals, international and domestic, check-in stations for all the airlines, hundreds of people with hundreds of cars in the half-mile-long loading/unloading zone, a dozen different shuttle bus stops, even stops for ‘airporter’ buses to distant counties, before the #560 reaches the airport’s one and only public transit bus stop. It’s the last piece of airport land before International Blvd, the main drag that runs beside the airport, and you’re closer to 13 Coins, the fancy restaurant on the other side of International, than to wherever you need to be if you’re checking in, passing through security, and flying away.

    Another problem for air travelers is that buses going east and west both stop at that same stop, so passengers are often and easily confused. Is this bus going to Burien, or to Renton and onward to Bellevue? Many passengers are fresh off the plane, don’t know the area or transit system, and quite often they’re paying $3 to ride in the wrong direction. Kind drivers announce the destination when they open the doors, “This bus to Burien,” or “This bus to Renton,” but most drivers say nothing.

    My dilemma is more ordinary: I do know the area and the transit system, but for every ride between Burien and Renton I must choose between the sluggish and ball-busting RapidRide #F and the #560 with its unpredictable delays due to airport traffic.

    According to the schedule, the #560 is a 32-minute ride, which works out to 15 mph — lots quicker than the #F. But the #F runs more frequently, and generally stays on schedule, while the #560’s airport loop can take an hour if the airport is crowded. Both routes suck in different ways, and there’s no third choice except buying a car or taking an Uber.

    The solution I’d propose is to require transit executives to ride the bus, twice daily, five days per week. Magically and immediately, routes would straighten out, roads would be patched with fresh asphalt, drivers would ease off the gas instead of slamming on the brakes, and there’d be an easy, efficient ride between the suburbs south of Seattle. And maybe the guy behind me would lower the volume on Parker McCollum and the Turnpike Troubadours.

    5/25/2026

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  • A hummer at the movies

    PATHETIC LIFE logo

    From Pathetic Life #24
    Thursday, May 23, 1996

    I wasn’t particularly intrigued by the movies’ descriptions in the Roxie calendar, but tonight was the theater’s last night of pre-Code movies, and Monday’s double feature had been wonderful, so I decided to go.

    A Free Soul (1931) stars Norma Shearer as a woman who jilts her fiancé in favor of an accused killer who’s being defended by her father. The story is obviously far-fetched, Shearer is a gifted overactress, John Barrymore plays her father, and their daddy/daughter relationship is a bit, ah, peculiar. “I love you as much as I despise myself, and that’s an awful lot,” and other such melodramatic, histrionic, pretentious piffle.

    Three on a Match (1932) is about a frigid wife who thaws in a hurry when she meets a hunky hunk of hunkiness on a sea cruise, and after that comes divorce and blackmail, kidnapping and big yawns. There’s a brief shot of Bette Davis in her undies, but nothing much else.

    There are only a certain number of pre-Code movies worth watching, and whatever that number might be, tonight we exceeded it by two.

    ♦ ♦ ♦  

    During the second feature, a hummer sat behind me. The movie’s soundtrack has lots of breezy music, and he hummed along with every song. Several times I shushed him, and once I turned around and stared at him, but he probably wasn’t even aware he was humming.

    I’ve dealt with talkers and whisperers and plastic-bag crinklers, little kids who squeal, big kids who have to go to the bathroom three times, and old people who say “What did he say?” to each other all through the movie, but a hummer at the movies is the worst.

    When the show ended, everyone slowly walked up the crowded aisle, me right behind the hummer, so I hummed the movie’s theme song very, very loudly six inches from his head. And he heard me, but only smiled and bopped his head a bit, and hummed along.

    ♦ ♦ ♦  

    Before the movies, I worked at Judith’s house, washing dishes with a hairy sponge. Lugosi the dog sheds everywhere, so on my weekly maid visits a pound of dog hair gets swept down the stairs and into a plastic bag — if I’m feeling energetic, or simply swept out onto the sidewalk if I’m lazy.

    Hair is biodegradable, right? So skipping the plastic bag is probably a greener choice.

    Despite sweeping it all up a month ago, there was dog hair in every room, on the furniture, in the shower, on the table, in the cat litter, in the hamper with dirty clothes. Hair floats through the air and lands on the dishes in the sink, so there was dog hair on the sponge as I washed the
    dishes. No amount of plucking at the sponge could dehairify it, and why bother, when there’s more hair on the next dish to be washed?

    Lugosi’s hair amazes me. How can a dog shed that much hair and still be hairy? So I swept the steps, washed dishes with a hairy sponge, played with the dog, and came home covered with a fine layer of dog hair myself, and then I went to the movies and wished I hadn’t.

    This is an entry retyped from an on-paper zine I wrote many years ago, called Pathetic Life. The opinions stated were my opinions then, but might not be my opinions now. Also, I said and did some disgusting things, so parental guidance is advised.

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  • And now the news: 5/24/2026

    Trump moves to admit 10,000 more white South Africans as refugees

    Jaw-droppingly obvious racism, and the Democrats remain silent.

    Green Card seekers must leave US to apply, Trump regime says

    Astounding cruelty that’ll actually hurt the economy, and Democrats remain silent.

    HUD moves to limit assistance animals for disabled tenants

    Cruelty that serves no purpose beyond cruelty, and Democrats remain silent.

    Tennessee calls off execution after staff can’t find prisoner’s vein

    Me, looking grumpy, reading the news

    AND NOW THE NEWS #606
    Sunday,
    May 24, 2026

    Trump official tried to ban half of US voting machines, citing conspiracy theories

    Justice Department deletes press releases on charges against Jan. 6 rioters

    Memphis is “under full-blown occupation” by ICE. Here’s why you may not know that.

    Tucson DACA recipient detained after agents ‘aggressively’ enter home, family says

    She’s lived in the US since age 1, with no criminal record. She’d never been arrested, until American Secret Police pushed their way into her home without a warrant.

    US citizens In ICE detention centers is the new normal in Trump’s America

    Judge dismisses criminal case against one of the men Trump sent to Salvadoran gulag

    Human cages and overflowing toilets at $1m a day: the brutal legacy of Ron DeSantis’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ jail

    Video shows ICE violently arresting Oregon farm workers and using facial recognition

    All charges dismissed against “Broadview Six,” defense says grand jury transcript revealed “gross misconduct”

    Excerpt: Parente, who was a federal prosecutor for 15 years, said he had never heard of anything as bad as the conduct in the Broadview Six grand jury sessions. He said that while he has not yet been able to review the unredacted transcripts, Judge April Perry gave a summary in court of her impressions. She said she had reviewed thousands of pages of grand jury transcripts in her career and had never seen anything worse than what she saw in these pages.

    Parente said during the grand jury sessions, prosecutors used vouching, which he called a “101 no-no for any prosecutor,” kicked out grand jury members who disagreed with them, did not disclose that a No True Bill – which indicates no indictment – had been returned to either the defense or the public. Parente also said that after receiving the No True Bill from one grand jury, they re-presented their case after excluding grand jurors who disagreed with them. The grand jury then returned a True Bill to indict the “Broadview Six.”

    Parente also said that while Judge Perry thought only 30 lines in the transcript had been redacted, prosecutors actually left out entire pages and never informed her.

    ICE raids did lasting damage to American businesses

    There has never been Presidential corruption like this.

    IRS will drop audits of Trump and family, as part of $1.8-billion kickback

    From 2024: Trump may owe $100-million from double-dip tax breaks, audit shows

    Prison to pardons to payouts: Jan. 6 rioters are elated at Trump’s $1.8-billion fund

    Trump and top officials defend $1.8-billion fund with inaccurate claims

    There’s probably no information in this ‘factcheck’ article that you don’t already know, but the article is amusing because it’s written in New-York-Times-speak — a calm, almost bored tone in which claims are “inaccurate” instead of horseshit, “Mr. Trump’s ‘anti-weaponization’ fund” is presented in quotes but not debunked, and it’s “an unusual fund” instead of an unprecedented swindle.

    Trump’s investment accounts had a surge in activity, with more than 3,700 trades in the first quarter

    Lutnick donated $5-million to House Republicans before Epstein testimony

    Border Patrol Chief dips out after bragging about his sex tourism to his underlings

    MAGA TikTok influencer arrested after child sexual abuse material discovered at home

    Virginia’S Democratic Gov Spanberger vetoes bill prohibiting ICE courthouse arrests

    NAACP calls on athletes and fans to boycott athletic programs over voting rights

    National free speech group sues ICE over threats to put Maine observers in ‘terrorist database’

    FBI seeks US-wide access to license plate cameras, wants “data in near real time”

    DHS issues “Be on the Lookout” alert targeting comedian who satirized US immigration enforcement

    Meta and Google get data from the app your boss uses to track you

    Excerpt: Hundreds of thousands of workplaces use software to monitor employees. Now, a new study has found that many of these tools share data not just with employers, but with digital advertising platforms and data brokers as well.

    Geekwire’s overhyped “robot pizza” bites the big one

    Never understood the appeal of this. I’ve eaten tons of factory food from my freezer at home, whatever can be quickly zapped in the microwave, but who wants factory food when they’re eating out?

    “Colbert is finally finished at CBS,” Trump gloats

    Jimmy Kimmel urges people to stop watching CBS after Stephen Colbert’s finale

    Well, I’m certainly on board with a boycott, but it’s easy for me (no TV, and no interest in any of the endless CSI shows or anything else CBS airs, even before they unplugged Colbert to please Trump). Realistically, though, giant corporations like CBS/Paramount/Skydance are so huge, they’re effectively immune to boycotts. Better we simply break ’em all up, till there are no American companies bigger than Mrs Rigby’s Diner.

    The day after leaving CBS, Stephen Colbert hosted Only in Monroe (again), on cable access in Monroe, MI

    Kennedy fires Leaders of task force that recommends health screenings (which is how insurance companies determine what they’ll cover)

    Absence of USAID likely slowed Ebola detection and response, former officials say

    Rubio criticizes WHO’s Ebola response as US continues sweeping public health cuts

    Residents burn an Ebola treatment center in Congo as anger grows over the outbreak

    Excerpt: The arson attack in Rwampara reflects the challenges of health workers trying to curb a rare Ebola virus by using stringent measures that might clash with local customs, such as burial rites. The disease has been spreading for weeks in a region lacking in adequate health facilities and where many people are on the move to escape armed conflicts.

    The bodies of those who die from Ebola can be highly contagious and lead to further spread when people prepare bodies for burial and gather for funerals. The dangerous work of burying suspected victims is being managed wherever possible by authorities, which can be met by protests from victims’ families and friends.

    Me again: If you’re thinking this could never happen in a “civilized country” like America, did you sleep through 2020?

    No child deaths definitively linked to COVID shots, FDA says

    If you’re thinking “Of course,” remember that a few months ago, then-vaccine head honcho Dr. Vinay Prasad said, with no evidence, that the COVID vaccine had been proven to have killed ten children. Prasad is gone now, so a touch of truth is allowed, at least until RFK Jr fires a few more people who understand science.

    ‘We’re not ready’: US lags on pandemic preparedness after COVID, experts say

    Excerpt: “It’s stunning. It’s painful, but it’s true that somebody on social media who’s a trusted influencer will outflank any scientist who’s trying to show you data, so you can’t fight misinformation with data,” Fauci said. “You have to fight misinformation with figuring out a better way to communicate to people on a level that they understand.”

    Utah now allows college students to opt out of coursework that conflicts with their beliefs

    Excerpt: A new state law offers these students a unique protection: If something in a class conflicts with their strongly held religious or personal beliefs, students can ask their professor for an alternative assignment or exam. And as long as their request doesn’t change the fundamental nature of the course, the professor is now required by law to allow the student to opt out.

    Tennessee: Alex Haley’s Roots to be removed from Knox County Schools libraries

    EPA to end some limits on ‘forever chemicals’ in drinking water

    New Acting FDA Commissioner: some Florida lawyer that shoots animals with Don Jr.

    Black lung surges in coal country as Trump slow-walks protections

    A $5-million donation from Big Tobacco preceded FDA vape decision

    Flurry of suspicious oil trades worth $800-million triggers regulatory probe

    Lex Luthor says raising taxes on the wealthy wouldn’t help the average American

    AT&T sues California in attempt to shut off old landline network

    Homeless woman killed after crawling under bus

    Family of woman picked up and fatally crushed by a Louisville garbage truck files wrongful death lawsuit

    How prediction markets and crypto firms steamrolled a watchdog agency

    Cubans outraged at US charges against Raúl Castro as fears of military strikes grow

    Justice Dept. charges former Cuban President in fatal downing of planes

    Pretty much what Trump is doing on a weekly basis, sinking ships in the Caribbean.

    Journalists identify murder victims of Trump’s boat strike program

    Cuba thanks China for rice shipment amid worsening humanitarian conditions

    France bans Israeli Minister over treatment of detained flotilla activists

    AI supersucks.

    Google Search as you know it is over — it’ll be all-AI

    Excerpt: Instead of returning a simple list of links, Google Search will drop users into AI-powered interactive experiences at times. Google is also introducing tools that can dispatch “information agents” to gather information on a user’s behalf, along with tools that let users build personalized mini apps tailored to their needs.

    Me again: This will reduce traffic on all sites, across the internet. With those sites diminished or dead, along with the original information they provided, Google’s marvelous new AI-search will be basing its misinformation on older, less reliable information. Not that the internet is healthy now, but this will be its death cry.

    On the bright side, it’ll kill Google Ads, too.

    I can’t imagine myself using Google’s AI-based ‘search’, ever, and only hope the change nudges people away from Google. Oh, and by the way, 2½ years after switching & recommending Kagi, I recommend it even more. Cripes, even Bing is better.

    AI is not the future of software development, but the last dying gasp of the past

    ‘A’ grades are suddenly everywhere since the arrival of ChatGPT

    Author of nonfiction book about the effects of artificial intelligence on truth acknowledges that the book includes numerous made-up or misattributed quotes concocted by AI

    White House approves $9 billion for spy agencies to catch up on AI

    Bwa ha ha!

    YouTube is crawling with pirated audiobooks made using AI

    Crypto platforms rush to launch derivatives linked to SpaceX

    American cops are armed and dangerous, barely trained, barely supervised. They can get away with anything, and do.

    Suspensions canceled for Phoenix cops who punched, tased deaf man with cerebral palsy

    Bay Area lawyer calls ex-cops’ weed extortion sentences ‘laughable’

    Disabled veteran, amputee husband left on dark Georgia road after police stop over insurance error

    Former Georgia deputy accused of attacking handcuffed detainee

    Chicago to pay $3.5 million to family of street vendor killed in police chase over traffic violation

    Family files federal civil rights suit over death of Lacey Handjis in Adams County Jail

    Inmate dies after ‘altercation’ at Indiana jail

    Minnesota deputy is accused of sending explicit pictures and messages to people he believed to be children

    New York State Police went AWOL during city patrols — and supervisor had no idea

    Portland cop who hit protester in head with baton is super-sorry, gets cleared by state panel

    Off-duty Oregon jail deputy arrested for strangulation, criminal mistreatment, and other charges

    ‘You’re going to lose your badge’: Michigan city kept an abusive cop on the force because he made them rich — until his victims finally made them pay

    Tennessee man was jailed over a Charlie Kirk post. The sheriff now owes him $835,000.

    Washington cop busted with child pornography, police say

    Climate change is real, and it's happening now. It's going to get worse, and then it's going to get worse than that. It's never going to stop getting worse, so long as capitalism and the quest for money decides everything.

    ‘There is no great master plan’: anxiety as UK homes, roads and railways sink into the sea

    Scientists find climate change is reducing oxygen in rivers worldwide

    Trump eases restrictions on climate ‘super pollutants’

    Oregon’s snowpacks are melting weeks early. Here’s what it means.

    Climate Death Cafés help people grieve a changing planet

    Religious followers believe their god protects and guides them. But god never shows up. Every religion is led only by humans, who often turn out to be charlatans, swindlers, or perverts.

    Six women sue Assemblies of God, say church enabled children’s pastor’s abuse

    Ex-Latter Day Saints bishop charged with a decade of child sexual assaults in California

    Former ‘pray-away-the-gay’ ministry leader set to face judge after arrest linked to underage sex sting

    IT Director at Countryside Christian Academy jailed after cyber cops trace child pornography to his home

    Florida pastor arrested for inappropriate conduct with a child

    Iowa: Sweet deal for pervy teacher at Ankeny Christian School — suspended sentence and one year of probation

    ‘Deeply painful’: Kansas priest arrested after allegedly stealing $160K from his own parish

    Archdiocese of Baltimore files new Chapter 11 bankruptcy reorganization plan

    New Jersey pastor, wife accused of forcing congregants into unpaid labor

    New Mexico: Former pastor who posed as a TV producer convicted of rape

    New York diocese agrees to $45 million settlement with sexual abuse survivors

    Won’t you please put cash in the offering plate, to support this work of the church?

    Ohio: Former Archbishop Hoban teacher Chad Kendall sentenced to 8 years in sexual battery case involving students

    Washington pastor linked to 7 more suspected AI child porn victims

    A question of dignity: George Freeman challenges QFC in lawsuit over restroom access

    Free, easy, dead: the difficult birth and predictable death of IRS Direct File

    Excerpt: In dozens of other countries, governments make it easy for people to navigate labyrinthine tax laws. Ordinary wage-earners receive a pre-filled return from the state, and they can either sign or dispute it. Americans have different, decidedly worse options. We can white-knuckle our way through a mess of hard-copy paperwork, pray we didn’t make any errors, and file via mail. Or, if we want the convenience of calculating and submitting our returns electronically, we can pay a tax-prep monopolist to do it for us.

    “Hate Marches”

    Excerpt: According to the Nexis database, there were only 29 stories referring to ‘hate marches’ between 1 January 1994 and 7 October 2023. Since then, 3152 stories have used the term, most of them focused on pro-Palestine protests. In other words, despite regular demonstrations of racism, hate, discrimination and bigotry on the world’s streets, more than 99 per cent of stories that mention ‘hate marches’ have been published since 7 October 2023 and have focused on anti-racist protesters.

    She put a box of trinkets by her stoop. The Castro fell in love.

    Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him...

    Judith Barnard
    author, Deceptions

    Rob Base
    rock’n’roller, “It Takes Two”

    Kyle Busch
    vroom, vrooom

    Jacqui Chan
    actress, Cleopatra

    Grizzwald “Grizz” Chapman
    played Grizz on 30 Rock

    Tiffany Clark
    actress, Sexcapades

    Jill Curzon
    actress, Daleks’ Invasion Earth 2150 A.D.

    Barney Frank
    schmuck who did some good stuff

    Peter Helm
    actor, Inside Daisy Clover

    Michael Keating
    actor, Doctor Who

    Rafe Pomerance
    climate change is real

    Brenda Travis
    civil rights

    a tripleheader
    forgotten people

    Nothing will meaningfully improve
    until billionaires fear for their lives.

    5/24/2026

    Logo illustration by Jeff Meyer. Tip ‘o the hat to the Anderson Valley Advertiser, Daily Grail, Fat Magic, Jemin Na CPA, Slackville, Voenix Rising, Welcome Scum, What Not’s, Jamie Zawinski, and anywhere else I’ve stolen links, illustrations, or inspiration.

    Special thanks to Linden Arden, Becky Jo, Joey Jo Jo & John the Basket emeritus, Jeff Meyer, Dave S, Name Withheld, and always extra special thanks to my lovely late Stephanie, who gave me 21 years and proved that the world isn’t always shitty.

    News always and only from reliable sources, and I decide what’s reliable — no right-wing bullshit, no Substack because fuck Nazis, and no RawStory, Newsweek, or other clickbait sites. Written news is preferred; video links will be rare, and damned near never to videos where the reporter sits, stands, or strolls in front of a camera — that’s show biz, not news.

    If you’re blocked from reading anything linked above, please send an email, and I’ll reply with the article’s complete text, via my computer’s fine ad-blockers and paywall-vaulters.

    And Now the News

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