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  • A new toilet at the bus station

    At the Burien Transit Center, for a couple of years now, there’s been a construction-style portable toilet. It’s a big plastic box with a door you can close and latch, and a seat that looms over a lake of shit and piss, which is emptied once weekly.

    As a bus-rider on the south and west side, I’m often in Burien, and that honey bucket was always icky and sticky and stank, but I used it dozens of times, and appreciated it. I even like to think that I’m part of the reason it was installed, only a few weeks after I shat on the concourse at the Transit Center, and wrote a letter to Metro Transit about it.

    But a couple of weeks ago, the icky, sticky, stinking restroom was removed, and replaced by a high-tech and allegedly self-cleaning toilet, with electricity and flush-plumbing and a sink!

    You’re thinking this is better than a toilet that’s just a pit for pooping and peeing in, but actually, it’s worse.

    To access the new facility, you scan a QR-code with your phone’s camera, or send a text to Throne Labs Inc, the company that’s been contracted to install, clean, and maintain the restroom. And indeed that’s simple, if you have a smart phone, but if you don’t, there’s no longer a restroom you can use at the Burien Transit Center.

    Goes without saying, life in the big city and all, people who ride the bus aren’t rich, often aren’t even lower-middle class, and might not have smart phones. And a lot of people who used the honey bucket were homeless, and definitely don’t carry smart phones.

    Poor people and homeless people are people. That’s a bold statement, I know, and so’s this: People need to poop and pee, even poor people, even homeless people. If they can’t poop and pee in a public toilet, they’re going to poop and pee in the bushes, on the sidewalk, or someplace else you’d rather not find poop and pee.

    So I’m skeptical of this new toilet, on principle.

    But one fine afternoon, when the toilet had been there for a week or so, your reporter needed a restroom. I approached this new monument to feces and urine, to solve the riddle of its entrance and use.

    “Available,” said a large electronic readout on the door. I read the instructions, but I have never used a QR-code and hate my phone’s camera, so I texted the number on the sign, thinking that would open the door. Nope. Throne Labs Inc replied with a six-digit number, which I was supposed to input somewhere, which would, they promised, open the door.

    It all began creeping me out. Where’s the privacy notice, explaining what Throne Labs Inc does with its database of pee-ers and poopers’ phone numbers? Instead of inputting the access code they’d sent, I replied, “What do you do with this information?”

    Got no error message in response, but also got no response. Presumably, users’ phone numbers are sold for marketing purposes, yielding more profits for Big Toilet, and spam from adult diaper manufacturers for me.

    So I walked across the asphalt and peed in the bushes, not far from where the honey bucket used to be.

    On further stops at the Burien Transit Center, a few further problems have become apparent.

    The old john, the open pit in a man-sized plastic box, had been across from the waiting area, sorta secluded. This new toilet is on the platform, right where riders wait for the RapidRide #F. You’re literally peeing and pooping in the heart of a busy bus depot. You might as well announce to the crowd, “I’ll be taking a dump now.” And there’s always a crowd.

    Also, this new restroom is tall, and blocks view of the readerboard that lists arrivals and departures. To see that info, you now need to walk about ten extra steps.

    Also, it’s supposed to be a self-cleaning toilet, but a truck and workers from Throne Labs Inc are present about a third of the times I’m at the bus station.

    I don’t know shit about the business model for Throne Labs Inc, and there are no ads yet, but I’ll wager big bucks that the new restroom will soon be festooned with advertising all over its outside and inside.

    And then, one weird day when I didn’t need a toilet, I was sitting on a bench at the bus station, waiting for my ride home, when — whoosh — the restroom door slid open. Nobody was there. Nobody walked in. Nobody walked out. Nobody had asked for the door to be opened.

    Curious, I walked up the ramp and looked into the restroom, then stepped inside. The door whooshed closed behind me, like the doors on Star Trek.

    It’s a basic restroom, toilet on one side, sink on the other, but there’s no lock — nothing to twist or latch, to make sure nobody else comes in. Ten minutes after you enter, or sooner if you’ve flushed and a sensor detects that you’re walking toward the door, it opens.

    So you’re trusting Throne Labs Inc with your phone number, and trusting them to lock the door, and to keep the door locked while you’re doing what you came to do, and trusting them to unlock and open the door when you’ve wiped and flushed.

    This is the same company that opened the door a few minutes earlier, when nobody had requested the door be opened.

    Like I said, I didn’t need a toilet that day, but any time nature calls at the Burien Transit Center, you’ll find me back in the bushes, near where the honey bucket used to be.

    7/13/2026

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  • And now the news: 7/12/2026

    Election day is less than four months away, and it’s going to be a shit-storm of Biblical proportions…

    State election officials say federal agencies are failing to provide security support needed for the midterms

    Trump administration fires members of independent election group

    Excerpt: The Trump administration has forced out the three remaining members of an independent, bipartisan commission that supports states in administering their elections, the White House confirmed on Thursday. The move comes as President Trump seeks to cast doubt on the outcome of the upcoming midterms and impose control over how ballots are counted.

    Trump regime demands states change voting rules or lose anti-terrorism funds

    Justice Department threatens top election officials over imagined non-citizen voting

    ‘Bizarre behavior’: Trump’s DOJ threatens criminal charge for Utah’s top elections official

    Judge orders DHS to restore 4 states’ access to citizenship data

    Trump DOJ to deploy election monitors in 6 states amid intense pressure campaign

    Trump-appointed judge quashes Justice Dept subpoena in 2020 election inquiry

    Musk-linked mailers draw complaints for targeting wrong addresses, dead voters

    Tina Peters’ right-wing media tour: Endless conspiracy theories about voter fraud and boasts about advising Trump on how to fix it

    Supreme Court upholds temporal gerrymander that would cost Democrats 1932 election

    Me, looking grumpy, reading the news

    AND NOW THE NEWS #613
    Sunday,
    July 12, 2026

    ICE office that customarily probes employee misconduct is refocused to investigate ICE critics, opening hundreds of “doxing and threat” cases and subpoenaing tech companies to unmask anonymous posters

    Excerpt: Voting was already underway when the ICE agents arrived at a polling site in Syracuse, New York, during the state’s primaries in June. The agents were there to see Paigelynne Gonyea, a poll worker who says they were concerned about an Instagram post she had supposedly made in January “doxing” an ICE agent. The only post she could find was one she had made crediting the Minnesota Star Tribune for identifying Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good during the federal incursion in Minneapolis this winter, and calling for his indictment.

    The agents at the poll site asked Gonyea to sign a warning notice that said it was unlawful to “threaten to assault, kidnap and/or murder” federal officials or their immediate family members in an effort to impede that federal official’s work. The form also requested that she remove her post “and/or discontinue” her behavior.

    “My signature would have been an admission of guilt,” Gonyea says. “I refused to sign it.”

    ICE did not respond to a request for comment for this story.

    The incident, which was first reported by local news outlet Syracuse.com, was unsettling in many ways, but one part stuck out to Gonyea: the warning notice said it was sent by ICE’s Office of Professional Responsibility.

    “That office is supposed to be for internal investigations,” says Gonyea, “and now they’re using their own internal departments on American civilians.”

    OPR is supposed to act as an internal watchdog. It’s responsible for inspecting detention facilities, investigating allegations of employee and contractor misconduct, and processing security checks for new applicants. On its site, it says it also protects against “external threats” by managing badge access to buildings and maintaining the agency’s network security. But lately, court documents indicate, it appears to be pursuing more civilians like Gonyea for what they say online.

    In a court declaration filed in April, an ICE official said that between January 2025 and March 2026, OPR investigated 131 cases involving “incidents of doxing and threats directed towards ICE employees nationwide.”…

    New York man sues ICE for sending officers to his house after he emailed agency head

    FBI raided Texas activist’s house — then offered her $200,000 to become antifa informant

    Trump wants the world to fight antifa with him. No one’s buying it.

    How Flock cameras wrongly tracked me for days over ‘stolen’ plates and sent police after me

    Four years after Dobbs, anti-abortion lawmakers keep coming for online speech

    Pete Buttigieg didn’t have to let those CPS officers in: Here’s what he could have done instead.

    Excerpt: Consider that a highly educated political leader was told he had to let government agents interview his children, and that his children could not stay in their own home. There was no plausible evidence whatsoever of any wrongdoing. There was an anonymous tip from someone who claimed they heard from someone else (also unnamed) that years earlier Buttigieg had confessed to crimes that made him a risk to children. Any freshman police officer would know this vague, uncorroborated, double hearsay would never be enough to obtain a warrant to conduct a search or take custody of anyone. But Buttigieg, a parent with far more privileges than most, apparently believed he had no choice but to comply. He was not told his rights. He wasn’t even provided with the allegations against him.

    DOJ using gang, terrorist prosecutors to ensure people opposed to Trump are treated like gang members, terrorists

    Emil Bove’s Trump iPhone wallpaper might be the most deranged thing about him

    Excerpt: I do, however, think that this might be the most revealing anecdote about just how seriously Bove takes his responsibility. Set aside, for today, the question of whether it is “appropriate” for an ostensibly independent federal judge to feel so passionately about the president who appointed him that he plasters the president’s grim visage across a little screen he carries with him everywhere he goes. Instead, think about people in your life who might be inclined to use a photo of Donald Trump in this manner. Are they normal, reasonable people whom you would describe as functioning adults with a firm grip on reality? Or are they Facebook-brained MAGA dead-enders who believe that brown people wielding counterfeit ballots conspired with Joe Biden to steal the 2020 election, and that January 6 rioters are American heroes for their efforts to stop it?

    Lawsuit alleges that, since March 2025, Trump regime has been sharing confidential info about Iranian asylum seekers—dissidents, Christians, LGBTQs—with Iranian government

    This is so vile, I’m immediately certain it’s true.

    Federal court blocks Trump immigration freeze, citing Trump’s bigoted comments and JD Vance’s ‘made-up stories’

    Excerpt: Marbley’s opinion also examined years of public statements by Trump and Vance, concluding they provided important context for evaluating the administration’s immigration actions.

    The judge cited Trump’s previous remarks describing certain nations as “shithole countries” and his repeated claims that immigrants from some countries were “poisoning the blood” of the United States.

    Based on those statements and other evidence discussed in the opinion, Marbley wrote that Trump “clearly prefers white people” over immigrants from regions including Africa, the Caribbean, South America, and parts of Asia.

    Louisiana court halts criminal indictment against state attorney general

    Excerpt: An investigative producer for the station, Danny Monteverde, and the outlet’s attorney, Elana Beiser, were subsequently handcuffed after the courtroom was emptied and locked. The pair, along with other media who were not handcuffed, had protested deputies’ orders to leave the courthouse entirely.

    American Bar Ass’n wants the White House’s receipts on Big Law executive orders

    Minnesota school faces threats after Trump kinder­gart­ner post

    Hegseth ramps up discrimination in the Navy

    With end of Temporary Protected Status, U.S. employers are told to dismiss hundreds of thousands of immigrant workers

    Older Americans face cuts to safety net programs under a president who is 80

    Trump Transportation Secretary cuts funding for “DEI” bike lanes

    Lockheed paying $5 million for White House helipad

    Meta now lets anyone use your Instagram photos in AI images—unless you opt out

    Elon Musk: “SpaceX will be worth more than the rest of Earth if we accomplish our goals”

    Madison Square Garden kept a list of gay celebrities

    Big Tech is now targeting Native American land for massive data centers

    How Costco treats its employees

    Waymo car delivers misbehaving teen passengers to San Mateo police

    Excerpt: Waymo cars have interior cameras, and the images can be monitored by the company’s employees. In “more urgent circumstances,” the support team “may access live video during a trip,” Waymo’s support page says.

    Me again: Well, that’s cool — step into a driverless taxi that can lock you inside and kidnap you, at a remote employee’s discretion.

    DOJ defends decision to withhold millions of Epstein documents

    New Mexico’s AG says DOJ is stonewalling probe of Epstein ranch — again

    Epstein survivors say his former assistant Lesley Groff lied to Congress about key details

    New York Times journalists subpoenaed as Trump escalates pressure on media

    Censorship lawsuit against disinformation researchers dismissed — after succeeding at actual censorship

    Wikipedia banned its co-founder because its rules mostly work, actually

    Inside Trump’s ideological fight with the Smithsonian

    Excerpt: Mr. Bunch described in his 2019 memoir the moment he took the new president on a tour of the African American history museum in early 2017. Mr. Trump appeared uninterested in the history of slavery in the United States, Mr. Bunch wrote. As they passed an exhibit on the Dutch role in the slave trade, Mr. Trump’s only comment was, “You know, they love me in the Netherlands.”

    “I was so disappointed in his response to one of the greatest crimes against humanity in history,” Mr. Bunch wrote.

    New York Times accuses Equal Employment Opportunity Commission of retaliation for paper’s coverage

    Inside Restoration News, a political nonprofit’s ‘newsroom’

    Trump’s crazed lies about ‘communists’ demand media debunking

    How Canada’s Carney maneuvered his country away from Trump’s America

    Excerpt: “We take the world as it is,” Carney told reporters. “Not as we wish it to be.”

    ‘There is no going back’: The inside story of Europe’s rupture with America

    Excerpt: Finland’s president and Norway’s prime minister started workshopping their text messages to Trump, talking about which words they should render in capital letters. Sometimes, the Norwegian leader preferred his Finnish counterpart to send a message. Nordic officials worried that the mere mention of Norway, home of the Nobel Peace Prize, could reopen a sore wound.

    Often, the Europeans played Trump’s own terms back to him: When the president echoed Vladimir Putin’s dislike of a ceasefire in Ukraine, they started describing their peace plan, which amounted to a ceasefire, as “stop the killing.” Trump lectured top EU official Ursula von der Leyen for advocating sanctions on Russia, so she started referring to economic pressure as tariffs.

    A succession of leaders visited the White House, hoping to carefully mold Trump with talking points hammered out in coordination calls, to avoid any open disagreements. Weeks into Trump’s second term, Macron visited to discuss NATO and Ukraine. The two spent hours together, and the U.S. president seemed open to his ideas. They used a tablet to dial into a video call led by Justin Trudeau. But as the Canadian prime minister was talking, Trump, frustrated with a technical issue that prevented him from chiming in, lobbed the device over the Resolute Desk and onto the floor, an official present said.

    France’s Marine Le Pen says she will run for president in 2027, appeal her conviction

    Excerpt: Tuesday’s judgment made Le Pen ineligible to hold public office for 45 months rather than 60, with 30 suspended. As ​the ban has been running since last year’s ruling, the required 15-month ban has already been served.

    The appeal court said that although it had ​confirmed Le Pen’s guilt, it had also taken into account “the voter’s freedom of choice, a prerequisite for the expression of democratic suffrage.”

    Me again: Is France stupid enough to do what America’s done?

    How Donald Trump’s son-in-law used his position to hop in bed with autocrats—and sell out America

    Ken Paxton, scandal-plagued Texas Attorney General and Senate candidate, seems to have voted from a false address over several recent elections

    Trump administration shuttered a criminal probe into fraudster’s clemency

    Trump regime delivers lucrative win for its kratom allies

    USDA lowers beef export sales by 90% amid growing doubts over data

    Excerpt: USDA data released on July 2 included record sales of 38,434 metric tons to Chile and 32,274 metric tons to Italy, neither traditionally a major market for U.S. beef. On Thursday, USDA revised those sales to 367 tons to Chile and 350 tons to Italy. The agency also revised ​sales downward to 14 other countries.

    Under RFK Jr., HHS is revamping a program that’s supposed to fund contraceptives and sexual healthcare to please a far-right movement with roots in eugenics

    As Governor, Marsha Blackburn says she’ll hunt down every communist who tries to defy us

    Sean Davis, CEO and co-founder of The Federalist, says he walks around worrying that someone who’s hopped up on hormones and trans surgeries is going to try and kill him

    Republican primary-winner for Colorado Governor is a “high-risk humanitarian” who rescues abuse victims, and says he was forced to kill a man when he was seven years old

    Interview with Pete Hegseth’s mentor: Pastor Doug Wilson

    Excerpt: Wilson is a self-described Christian nationalist. He’s called for repealing a woman’s right to vote. He’s defended slavery. He believes homosexuality should be a crime. Wilson also wants the U.S. to become a Christian theocracy, even though the Constitution prohibits the government from establishing a national religion. Those beliefs are extreme, and a few years ago, they were fringe. But today, Wilson’s teachings are entering the mainstream according to religion scholars. The most prominent member of his church network is the defense secretary, Pete Hegseth. That is why I recently sat down with Doug Wilson at his main church in Moscow, Idaho, where I started by asking him about that relationship…

    Mom who blamed deaths of 1-year-old twins on vaccines charged with their murder

    As parents reject Vitamin K shots, some babies develop devastating bleeding

    House Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries celebrates Trump’s finagling of FIFA

    Rahm Emanuel — owned by AIPAC for decades — wants to run for President, so he pretends to get tough with Israel

    Democrats cancel rapist’s Senate campaign

    Why I’m not running for US Senate —McDreamy

    Afghan national legally in America dies of allergic reaction in ICE custody, and death certificate says he died the day before his arrest

    Even an ordinary jail under ordinary conditions is a horrible place for health care — your daily meds have probably been confiscated, in smaller jails there’s literally no medical care unless a guard dials 9-1-1, and in larger jails healthcare is contracted out to the county’s least competent doctors and nurses. ICE jails are even worse.

    ICE confirms Measles outbreak at Arizona gulag

    Contaminated food, unwashed hands: inside an ICE detention facility

    ICE kills, claims that dead guy was trying to run them over

    ICE has made this claim in several ICE shootings — it’s like a boiler template, or AI — and it always turns out to be bullshit. And here we go, like clockwork, two days later:

    Witnesses dispute ICE account of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo’s killing

    Excerpt: On Friday, the three men with Mr. Araujo said through a lawyer that he had not used his vehicle as a weapon or tried to run over the immigration officers. The men were arrested and provided their version of events to the lawyer, Hugo Balderas-Ibarra, who visited them in immigration detention.

    ICE raids Montana sites, with as many as 100 arrested and jailed

    ICE agents filmed slamming man’s head into stone wall, sending him to hospital with fractured skull

    Strait of Hormuz will soon be declared open to all traffic, US officials say

    This article has been written and published a dozen times before, never true. It be more cost-effective for the New York Times to re-run one of the earlier articles, instead of writing and publishing new ones all the time…

    Survivors of Iranian attack that killed 6 US troops say generals ignored warnings

    Ebola outbreak containment hampered by USAID closure, experts say

    Explosive diarrhea: US Cyclospora cases mount as CDC lags on tracking

    Excerpt: While it may seem as though Michigan is the epicenter of US Cyclospora activity, true case counts are unknown. As of July 1, 2025, FoodNet, the main foodborne illness surveillance arm of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), made tracking Cyclospora optional.

    But relax, Jay Bhattacharya is in charge

    RFK Jr still hard at work preventing prevention of cancer, diabetes, HIV, etc.

    RFK Jr. plans to create list of injuries caused by COVID-19 vaccines

    Lab-leak payback has begun: Indictments, subpoenas, and debarments are hitting American scientists embroiled in the controversy over COVID’s origins

    He wanted to track microplastics in the sea. The EPA fired him.

    A proposed rule would politicize medical research. Scientists are not happy.

    Trump, ending decades of protection, opens wild habitats to drilling and mining

    Trump administration taps climate science denier to oversee climate report

    EPA moves to loosen limits on pollution from trucks

    President Trump expected to shrink Grand Staircase and Bears Ears National Monuments as soon as Monday, sources say

    FCC approves test of space mirror to light night sky despite outcry

    “It’s just like your whistles!”

    Texas cities forced to remove rainbow crosswalks are installing colorful alternatives

    Super-fancy Irish hotel cancels Peter Thiel’s conference of tech billionaires and Trump administration officials amid backlash

    Former Wisconsin judge spared prison for obstructing ICE arrest of immigrant

    What the judge did in her courtroom that day is the only thing I know about Hannah Dugan. It’s enough to know she’s a pretty good human.

    US Army websites defaced with pro-Kurdish sentiments, insults to Trump

    Federal law makes it very difficult to file lawsuits against federal officers, but Maine and some other states have adopted their own laws to give people a so-called cause of action to sue

    Hunter Biden wins $1.7m in suit over Iran bribery claim by ex-CEO of Overstock.com

    After stealing $8-billion in Venezuelan oil money, US government gives $300-million in quake aid

    US blockade continues strangling Cuba

    Israel pretends to investigate after photo of war crime is published

    Trump asks Zelenskyy, Would you go to Moscow? Answer: “It’s difficult. There are a lot of Ukrainian drones there. It’s dangerous.”

    AI supersucks.

    Meta contractors posed as teens to prompt rival chatbots about suicide, sex, and drugs

    Meta patents AI device that tracks your emotions, watches you take your meds

    Waymos amid 4th of July fireworks: When they weren’t rolling through fireworks they were trapping people near the Golden Gate Bridge

    Parent company of Facebook and Instagram spends $145-billion on AI tool to create fake vacation photos

    Fakes, counterfeits and frauds that would have taken considerable effort to create just a few years ago can now be churned out pretty much instantly, with AI

    Brown professor suspects majority of his class used AI to cheat

    CEO reveals how he used AI to build one-person company that’s $1.3-billion in debt

    American cops are armed and dangerous, barely trained, barely supervised. They can get away with anything, and do.

    Colorado prison called the coroner first – then waited hours to request an ambulance for injured inmate

    $10.19M settlement reached in lawsuit over man beaten to death by Colorado jail guard

    Local police in Georgia are helping ICE by pulling over “work vans” that carry immigrants to job sites

    Georgia cop fired and charged with involuntary manslaughter in death of teen after shooting and killing man who was complying with arrest

    Excerpt: Harris gave the teen verbal commands at gunpoint and Eccles complied, according to GBI. The teen was lying on his stomach as Harris attempted to take him into custody, with the officer holding a firearm in one hand at the teen’s back and handcuffs in the other, according to an arrest warrant affidavit.

    “During the process of attempting to handcuff Eccles, Harris accidentally fired his firearm,” the affidavit stated. “This accidental discharge resulted in the injury and death of Eccles.”

    Me again: If you’re using one hand to handcuff a guy who’s complying & lying on his belly, and in your other hand you’re holding a loaded, cocked pistol to his back, and — boom — your gun goes off, would you call that “accidental”?

    Chicago: Pay $9-million to man who spent 17 years in prison after being wrongfully convicted, city lawyers recommend

    Excerpt: Wrongful convictions have long been the most expensive kind of police misconduct in Chicago, costing taxpayers $131.5 million in the first six months of 2026, according to an analysis of city data by WTTW News.

    Maryland attorney general won’t charge officers who fatally shot autistic man

    Unmarked NYPD cop car flees hit-and-run

    White Pennsylvania cop handcuffs black teen after questioning why he’s wearing a hoodie

    Questions mount after black man dies in Tennessee jail days after cops allow police dog to maul him while restrained

    Fourth person killed by agents from Trump’s Memphis “anti-crime” taskforce

    Climate change is real, and it's happening now. It's going to get worse, and then it's going to get worse than that. It's never going to stop getting worse, so long as capitalism and the quest for money decides everything.

    Collapse of AMOC ocean current may already be locked in

    Death toll from oppressive heat in New Jersey may be as high as 29

    Pacific gray whales facing ‘catastrophic’ die-off as climate crisis hits food supply

    Climate change means an earlier spring, which can be disorienting and threatening for migrating birds

    Religious followers believe their god protects and guides them. But god never shows up. Every religion is led only by humans, who often turn out to be charlatans, swindlers, or perverts.

    Two church camp counselors accused of abusing boy, 9, in southwest Miami-Dade

    Florida pastor convicted of raping church member who sought spiritual guidance

    Illinois: Mormon leader excommunicated over child sexual abuse, then reinstated in the church, pleads guilty to child sex crime, could face life in prison

    Louisiana youth pastor arrested on child sex abuse charges dating to 1990s

    South Carolina Baptist pastor arrested on child sexual exploitation charge

    Texas pastor arrested on child sex abuse charges

    Texas youth pastor arrested, charged with possession of child pornography

    How Greenwich Village became America’s Bohemia

    Excerpt: We associate bohemianism with artists and upper-class women — largely because they were celebrated for it — but those women had the resources to live their bohemian lives in safer, private spaces; poor people dragged from around the city to the Women’s Court had to live their rebellions in public.

    Thus was the countercultural Village born.

    Nazi prison camps to be permanent; building going on at Dachau to convert institution from a revolutionary makeshift

    Excerpt: “No, I haven’t any complaints,’ the prisoner replied. “Of course, there are two things that trouble us: we don’t know how long we will be kept here and we are separated from our families. But the food and treatment are as good as can be expected and I have no complaints.”

    Tikabook Peak, legendary Area 51 viewing location, closed by the US government

    Excerpt: The land grab is almost certain to be legally contested. Unlike when the base’s restricted zone was expanded in 1995 to encompass the then closest view points, known as Freedom Ridge and White Sides, any closure at Tikaboo Peak would not be contiguous with Area 51’s boundaries. Instead, it would form an island of restricted space many miles from any other.

    With Tikaboo Peak inaccessible, the closest known point to gain a full view of the base is now at Reveille Peak, which, at 45 miles from the base, adds another 19 miles of distance between the facility and the public’s eyes.

    Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him...

    Bill Archer
    19th Century politician in the 20th

    Jayson Conner & Jeffrey Newman
    Backpacks for the Street

    Charlie Cunningham
    bike engineering

    David Dinkins
    1990s Mayor of New York City

    Wally Funk
    flew

    Maura Gillison
    saved lives but shocked prudes

    Lindsay Graham
    US Senator and shitty human

    George E Johnson
    Ultra Sheen and Afro Sheen

    Louise Lasser
    actress, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman

    Randolph Mantooth
    actor, Emergency

    Marc Messier
    actor, Jesus of Montreal

    Joanna Pettet
    actress, Casino Royale (1967)

    Bonnie Tyler
    rock’n’roller, “Total Eclipse of the Heart”

    Ted White
    zine publisher, Blat!

    William D. Zabel
    Loving v. Virginia

    Nothing will meaningfully improve
    until billionaires fear for their lives.

    7/12/2026

    News always and only from reliable sources, and I decide what’s reliable — no right-wing bullshit, no Substack because fuck Nazis, no RawStory, Newsweek, or other clickbait sites, and no Glenn Greenwald, Ezra Klein, Matt Taibbi, Matthew Yglesias, or other famous writers with nothing left to say. Written news is preferred; video links will be rare, and damned near never to videos where the reporter sits, stands, or strolls in front of a camera — that’s show biz, not news.

    If you’re blocked from reading anything linked above, please send an email, and I’ll reply with the article’s complete text, via my vast array of fine ad-blockers and paywall-vaulters.

    Logo illustration by Jeff Meyer. Tip ‘o the hat to the Anderson Valley Advertiser, Daily Grail, Voenix Rising, What Not’s, Jamie Zawinski, and anywhere else I’ve stolen links, illustrations, or inspiration.

    Special thanks to Linden Arden, Becky Jo, Joey Jo Jo & John the Basket emeritus, the aforementioned Mr Meyer, Dave S, Name Withheld, and always extra special thanks to my lovely late Stephanie, who gave me 21 years and proved that the world isn’t always shitty.

    And Now the News

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  • Anything goes: 7/11/2026

    our 88th weekly open mike

    Let’s see what happens when your host (me) has nothing to say. Step right up, speak your mind, tell a story, sing a song, whatever.

    7/11/2026

    Anything goes

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