Plus memes
and dead people
454. "Reasonable and not criminal" [9/13/2024]
453. Trump is batshit crazy. [9/10/2024]
452. Make your own medicine. [9/7/2024]
451. Dennis Kucinich can kiss my arse. [9/5/2024]
450. Deeply rooted [9/2/2024]
449. That's terrorism, if that loaded word means anything. [8/30/2024]
448. Frickin' giddy [8/28/2024]
447. Limitless stupidity... and then more [8/24/2024]
446. The very definition of cruel and unusual [8/22/2024]
445. Ramblin' man [8/20/2024]
443. Relentlessly mocking the believers
442. "Grande Burrito," my ass.
439. Slowing down
438. Just another dipshit with a gun
437. Pinprick spiders
436. Oh happy day, after oh happy day
435. "Nobody likes going into the city."
433. Where's the League of Women Voters when we need 'em?
432. Scarecrow
431. The story for 50 years now
430. And then it's over.
429. Stick around
428. She was a nice lady.
427. Things I'd rather not talk about
425. 'The weird kid' at school
424. Visit to a food bank
423. News & links & rotten finks
422. News & links & brilliant insights on current events
421. News & links & a sing-along
420. News & links & music & dead people
419. News & links & I don't like genocide
418. News and annoyances
416. News & music & dead people
415. News you need, whether you know it or not
414. News & links & sour thoughts
413. News & links: Congressman Jim
412. Another 'rough ride'
411. The most sacred lies
410. Memo to Ruth Bader Ginsburg
409. Collapse
408. News & Links: Monday, March 11, 2024
407. News & Links: Sunday, March 2, 2024
406. News & Links: Saturday, February 24, 2024
405. News & Links: Monday, February 19, 2024
404. News & Links: Sunday, February 11, 2024
403. News & Links: Sunday, February 4, 2024
402. News & Links: Sunday, January 28, 2024
401. News & Links: Sunday, January 21, 2024
400. News & Links: Monday, January 15, 2024
399. News & Links: Monday, January 8, 2024
398. News & Links: Monday, January 1, 2024
397. News & Links: Monday, December 25, 2023
396. News & Links: Wednesday, December 20, 2023
395. News & Links: Saturday, December 16, 2023
394. News & Links: Wednesday, December 13, 2023
393. News & Links: Monday, December 11, 2023
392. News & Links: Saturday, December 9, 2023
391. News & Links: Wednesday, December 6, 2023
390. News & Links: Monday, December 4, 2023
389. News & Links: Saturday, December 2, 2023
388. News & Links: Thursday, November 30, 2023
387. News & Links: Tuesday, November 28, 2023
386. News & Links: Saturday, November 25, 2023
385. News & Links: Thursday, November 23, 2023
384. News & Links: Tuesday, November 21, 2023
383. News & Links: Friday, November 17, 2023
382. News & Links: Tuesday, November 14, 2023
381. News & Links: Sunday, November 12, 2023
380. News & Links: Thursday, November 9, 2023
379. News & Links: Tuesday, November 7, 2023
378. News & Links: Saturday, November 4, 2023
377. News & Links: Wednesday, November 1, 2023
376. News & Links: Monday, October 30, 2023
375. News & Links: Saturday, October 28, 2023
374. News & Links: Sunday, October 22, 2023
373. News & Links: Saturday, October 14, 2023
372. News & Links: Tuesday, October 10, 2023
371. News & Links: Friday, October 6, 2023
370. News & Links: Saturday, September 30, 2023
369. News & Links: Wednesday, September 27, 2023
368. News & Links: Friday, September 22, 2023
367. News & Links: Friday, September 15, 2023
366. News & Links: Wednesday, September 13, 2023
365. News & Links: Saturday, September 9, 2023
364. News & Links: Thursday, September 7, 2023
363. News & Links: Monday, September 4, 2023
362. News & Links: Sunday, September 3, 2023
361. News & Links: Thursday, August 31, 2023
360. News & Links: Sunday, August 27, 2023
359. News & Links: Thursday, August 24, 2023
358. News & Links: Saturday, August 19, 2023
357. News & Links: Wednesday, August 16, 2023
356. News & Links: Monday, August 14, 2023
355. News & Links: Saturday, August 12, 2023
354. News & Links: Thursday, August 10, 2023
353. News & Links: Tuesday, August 8, 2023
352. News & Links: Saturday, August 5, 2023
351. News & Links: Thursday, August 3, 2023
350. News & Links: Monday, July 31, 2023
349. News & Links: Saturday, July 29, 2023
348. News & Links: Wednesday, July 26, 2023
347. News & Links: Monday, July 24, 2023
346. News & Links: Sunday, July 23, 2023
345: News & Links: Friday, July 21, 2023
344. News & Links: Wednesday, July 19, 2023
343. The News: Sunday, July 16, 2023
342. The News: Friday, July 14, 2023
341. The news: Thursday, July 13, 2023
340. The News: Tuesday, July 11, 2023
339. The News: Monday, July 10, 2023
338. The News: Saturday, July 8. 2023
337. The News: Thursday, July 6, 2023
336. The News: Tuesday, July 4, 2023
335. The News: Saturday, July 1, 2023
334. The News: Thursday, June 29, 2023
333. The News: Tuesday, June 27, 2023
332. The News: Saturday, June 24, 2023
331. The News: Thursday, June 22, 2023
330. The News: Tuesday, June 20, 2023
329. The News: Saturday, June 17, 2023
328. The News: Wednesday, Jule 14, 2023
327. The News: Monday, June 12, 2023
326. The News: Sunday, June 11, 2023
325. The News: Friday, June 9, 2023
323. Funerals and picnics
322. Graffiti and a ghost
321. Best and worst bus rides of the week
320. A salad at home
319. An open door
318. Maybe it's better they stop pretending.
317. Let there be links
316. The perfect cubicle
315. All serious and sanctimonious
314. Three bus rides
313. Black and loud
312. Nothing much
311. "You gotta bring your cell phone, Doug."
310. Short stuff
309. Screaming obscenities at the heavens
308. Gentle bossa nova
307. Eight hours pay for three hours standing around
306. Your pizza will be ready in July.
305. She Be Bonkers
304. Puppy Dog Syndrome
303. Presence.
301. Crummy old mountains
300. Jughead crossing
298. "You're here."
297. Changing the margins
293. Bad doctoring, doc.
292. Five days on, then two days off
291. Thataway comes the C bus.
290. Nobody has their crap together.
289. Hello, good morning, and good night.
288. Salad play-by-play
286. Loud fart in a quiet office
285. "[Something something] difficult."
284. Cowguy, and other bus adventures
283. These are not normal times.
280. Millionaires' Island
278. The third signs
277. Three personal references
276. A very big machine
275. "Here ya go, hun."
274. The washcloth
272. Earth Abides
271. Off the fritz
270. Barely there for breakfast
269. My morning with Dean
268. The street preacher
267. Mysteries of the dumpster
266. February 13
265. Cheeseburger, fries, and salad
264. Stop lying to me.
263. Quite a lot of food
262. Inquiries and investigations
261. The executive chef
260. Worms and tomatoes
259. Hamburger dream
258. What are we celebrating, really?
257. "Nah."
256. My gift to Domino's Pizza
253. Oh, the frickin' humanities.
252. Doctor's orders
251. Mom's not dead.
250. Sticky thighs
249. Uncle Kyle's house
247. Fenced out
246. Shun them.
243. Water damage
240. Not much of a story
239. Dumb and deadly daily decisions
238. I'd rather be alone.
236. Faces
234. Not a Hallmark movie
233. My favorite bum
228. My good deed for November
227. 'L'
226. What'll do me in, I wonder?
225. Lots of bleakness
224. "You sell hot dogs!"
222. Just someone with troubles
220. "Do you know these people?"
219. Gas station stories
218. An optional trip
217. Here, lady, want a candy bar?
216. Sidewalk closed
215. White like me
212. Mom's birthday party
211. Two madmen, and two dreams
209. Dean's chili
208. Extremely unsanitary
207. Books and breakfast
206. Mostly it's links.
205. My fly-bike
204. One-word newscast
203. Pants and pubes
202. The meaning of life
201. Is that all it takes, to make myself an ass?
200. Decent human beings
199. "Your head, man."
198. Enjoys long walks
197. Old Asian ladies
196. Mugwort pillow
195. The lady who folded herself
194. My good deed for September
193. Going abstract
192. Feels like a victory
191. Burgers about town
190. Well, smash my stereotypes.
189. Burn it all down.
188. Almost "Shut the hell up"
187. Strike etiquette
186. Good girls
185. Bezos and Mussolini
183. New houses, but not for you
181. That was a pretty good day.
180. Three lunches
179. Dropping the ball
178. Dinner for three
177. No surprises
176. Nod and say nothing.
175. Tumbling
173. An apology, and several complaints
172. Hundreds, maybe thousands of ants
171. Asphalt picnic
170. The taken shake
168. Three niqabs
167. Eleven taps on the shoulder
166. "Sorry, I'm slow."
165. Sharing a house with Dean
164. "For best service, touch screen and check in here."
162. Turkey dinner
161. Cranky Thursday
160. "They're doing their job."
159. Room in shared house, with dick
158. Family reunion
157. Filing a formal complaint
156. Screams
155. Cranky old fart on Monday
154. Friday report
153. Wednesday report
152. Talk, talk, chop, chop, sizzle sizzle
151. Without spaghetti sauce, please.
150. Bathroom bugs, the resistance, Applebee's, and fentanyl
149. Lazy cheapskatery
148. The toaster, the microwave, and the smoke alarm
147. Intentional rats
145. The facts of unsalted butter
144. Party of eight
143. A tale of two burgers, one which wasn't and another which was
142. Please make payment in full.
141. Poop and television
140. Allergic to garlic
139. Out of talk
138. Fat walking
137. Our fifth flatmate
136. Well, half a damn, maybe.
135. No cream cheese left behind
133. 27 minutes
132. Astounding journeys, $2.75
131. Meet the flatmates
130. Mrs Rigby's
129. My great escape
128. The Sheridan misconception
127. Slumber party
126. A crappy update, once weekly
125. Big sky country
124. 24-hour toe service
123. Seattle or bust
122. Refusal to prosecute Trump is a political act.
121. Ground rules for my family
120. The damage deposit
119. No vampires allowed
118. May I be briefly and predictably grumpy?
117. Good corporate citizenship?
116. Her magic wand
115. Trendy cookies
112. Too many jackets
110. Douglas shrugged
109. Keep your distance, keep your masks.
108. Not-quite-connecting with another human
107. To the tune of the 1812 Overture
106. Easier than wrapping paper
105. Steph's letter to Isthmus
102. Prodigal son, and all that
101. Things usually work out, until they don't.
100. Invalid baptisms
95. That wacky old dude, ha-ha.
94. Out of work
92. Riding with my dead brother
91. Please do not publish my name.
86. Tubthumping
85. Check engine
81. Trump's obituary
77. Phobias and mental and emotional malfunctions
74. Same as me
73. Effort and patience and generic dish soap
72. Mustard toast
69. This makes my face smiley.
67. Cranky old man
63. Even stupider than I'd thought
60. "Who from what?"
59. Pork, beef, and leather spies
58. "The topic tonight is the hippies."
56. To be human is to be a dumbshit.
54. Doug’s proper office protocol
53. Lies from Disney
51. The 'rally'
50. Thanks for being there, you.
47. Stupid headline, good article
42. One person can make a difference.
41. Make it loud.
38. Oh, you want to talk politics?
37. They need a little more time.
34. Next, could someone please sue Microsoft?
32. This will be uninteresting.
30. Still waiting
28. A zen experience
26. The web, before giant corporations took control
25. Walt Disney's Wonderful World of Bras
23. A library card
22. I don’t even understand the question.
21. Why so ordinary?
19. Suspicious of the broccoli
18. Eventually it gets boring.
17. God and guns
15. My grandmother's grandparents
14. 555-0123
13. Film noir, sci-fi, and tartar sauce
12. I hate writing.
11. "Is there anything else you want us to know?"
8. Anti-Karma
5. Never mind.
Illustration by Jeff Meyer.
