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Cranky Old Fart

 formerly titled 'Leftovers & Links'
but 'Cranky Old Fart' seems more accurate

148. The toaster, the microwave, and the smoke alarm

147. Intentional rats

146. One fine day on the C

145. The facts of unsalted butter

144. Party of eight

143. A tale of two burgers, one which wasn't and another which was

142. Please make payment in full.

141. Poop and television

140. Allergic to garlic

139. Out of talk

138. Fat walking

137. Our fifth flatmate

136. Well, half a damn, maybe.

135. No cream cheese left behind

134. Bullshit, and bite me.

133. 27 minutes

132. Astounding journeys, $2.75

131. Meet the flatmates

130. Ruby's

129. My great escape

128. The Sheridan misconception

127. Slumber party 

126. A crappy update, once weekly

125. Big sky country

124. 24-hour toe service

123. Seattle or bust

122. Refusal to prosecute Trump is a political act.

121. Ground rules for my family

120. The damage deposit

119. No vampires allowed

118. May I be briefly and predictably grumpy?

117. Good corporate citizenship?

116. Her magic wand

115. Trendy cookies

114. A shoebox of pitchers

113. Luke something:something

112. Too many jackets

111. Questions from Quartz

110. Douglas shrugged

109. Keep your distance, keep your masks.

108. Not-quite-connecting with another human

107. To the tune of the 1812 Overture

106. Easier than wrapping paper

105. Steph's letter to Isthmus

104. Mongolia to the rescue!

103. She's on every shelf.

102. Prodigal son, and all that

101. Things usually work out, until they don't.

100. Invalid baptisms

 99. An accidental ass

 98. "Let's keep in touch."

 97. A perfect shitstorm

 96. It's as easy as that.

 95. That wacky old dude, ha-ha.

 94. Out of work

 93. Subject: Remember this?

 92. Riding with my dead brother

 91. Please do not publish my name.

 90. Call it history instead.

 89. Unexpected good news

 88. Trump for Dummies

 87. Barge Chilling Beach

 86. Tubthumping

 85. Check engine

 84. It's gonna get way worse.

 83. How to create terrorists

 82. Do the right thing.

 81. Trump's obituary

 80. What Republicans fear

 79. Not a pretty view

 78. The next COVID variant...

 77. Phobias and mental and emotional malfunctions

 76. Peace and loud quiet

 75. No more New Yorker.

 74. Same as me

 73. Effort and patience and generic dish soap

 72. Mustard toast

 71. Some links, a few stories

 70. Nearly a poop disaster

 69. This makes my face smiley.

 68. Defeated by a poet

 67. Cranky old man

 66. Without the South

 65. Call it macaroni.

 64. Because I'm an ass

 63. Even stupider than I'd thought

 62. Expect less from me.

 61. Say┼Źnara, Roe v Wade.

 60. "Who from what?"

 59. Pork, beef, and leather spies

 58. "The topic tonight is the hippies."

 57. It happened, though.

 56. To be human is to be a dumbshit.

 55. Don't dis the workers.

 54. Doug’s proper office protocol

 53. Lies from Disney

 52. Surrealist warships

 51. The 'rally'

 50. Thanks for being there, you.

 49. A visit to Wal-Mart

 48. A jumbo jet without wings

 47. Stupid headline, good article

 46. The twins are gone.

 45. Nine is too many.

 44. Reverse sondering

 43. Goodbye, FastCompany.

 42. One person can make a difference.

 41. Make it loud.

 40. A Monday without optimism

 39. Flattening three things

 38. Oh, you want to talk politics?

 37. They need a little more time.

 36. Unexpected physics

 35. Only the good die young.

 34. Next, could someone please sue Microsoft?

 33. An abortion by mail

 32. This will be uninteresting.

 31. One undeniable fact

 30. Still waiting

 29. Benzene on my balls

 28. A zen experience

 27. No pooping, no peeing.

 26. The web, before giant corporations took control

 25. Walt Disney's Wonderful World of Bras

 24. Always on the balcony

 23. A library card

 22. I don’t even understand the question.

 21. Why so ordinary?

 20. Music in a bad mood

 19. Suspicious of the broccoli

 18. Eventually it gets boring.

 17. God and guns

 16. T minus five months

 15. My grandmother's grandparents

 14. 555-0123

 13. Film noir, sci-fi, and tartar sauce

 12. I hate writing.

 11. "Is there anything else you want us to know?" 

 10. Jeff Koyen of Crank

  9. A copy of your copy

  8. Anti-Karma

  7. Republicans' Disease

  6. Soon to be unemployed

  5. Never mind.

  4. More leftovers & links

  3. "Welcome to Netscape!"  

  2. Leftovers & links

  1. Hope you like orange.

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