CRANKY OLD FART'S BROWSER HISTORY #382 [archive] NOV. 14, 2023 |
Jeez, the world is garbage — putrid, stinking trash with maggots crawling through it. Blood and death and money, every racket is rigged, the law is for little people, when you're down you get kicked, and my hemorrhoids are itching again.
And now, they news they don't tell you on channels 4, 5, and 7:
When real conspiracies are revealed, conspiracists shrug
"It was nearly sunset when I saw death up close": a Gaza diary
Lost Doctor Who episodes found – but owner is reluctant to hand them to BBC
TorrentFreak turns 18 today (hospital edition)
"Tell the people that homosexuals are not by definition weak."
Why walking backwards can be good for your health and brain
Sen Markwayne Mullin (R-Oklahoma) challenges Teamsters president to a fist-fight during hearing
Rep Kevin McCarthy (R-California) assaults Rep Tom Burchett (R-Tennessee) in halls of Congress
An hour of David Lynch listening to rain, smoking and reflecting on art
Man sells VCR on eBay and receives heartfelt letter from 86-year-old buyer
• Amusing, Interesting, Outrageous, or Profound
AIOP is my Lemmy page, for anything that's (in my opinion) amusing, interesting, outrageous, or profound. It's mostly a rough draft of this page, but you're invited to stop by.
♫♬ MUSIC ♫
Darlin' Be Home Soon — The Lovin' Spoonful
Puff the Magic Dragon — Peter Paul & Mary
⚰️ OBITUARIES ⚰️
Greta Anderson
purveyor of frozen custard
Michael Bishop
sci-fi novelist, No Enemy But Time
Robert Butler
co-creator, Remington Steele
Kevin Curran
writer, The Simpsons
Nate Davenport
businessman, father, hero
Dorothy Edwards
once homeless, housing advocate
Peter S. Fischer
producer, Murder, She Wrote
Linda Hirshman
feminist provocateur
Amber Hollibaugh
activist, Queers for Economic Justice
Charles Jordan
basketballer, Indiana Pacers
Gary Karnes
activist, historian
Jonathan Lewis
high school hero, beaten to death
Amiel J. Mokhiber
purveyor of sandwiches
Elinor Otto
factory worker, an original 'Rosie'
Ernesto Palomino
artist, drummer, pianist
Taraja Ramsess
stuntworker, Black Panther
Lois Galgay Reckitt
activist, Human Rights Campaign Fund
Audrey Salkeld
author, Everest researcher
Glen Schaller
gay rights activist, “outside agitator”
🖕 Peter Seidler
owner, San Diego Padres
Neil Shulman
doctor, clown, novelist (Doc Hollywood)
Barrett Strong
songwriter, "Money (That’s What I Want)"
Joe Tilson
artist, Zikkurat 2
🖕 Maryanne Trump Barry
judge, co-conspirator
Kevin Turen
producer, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
11/14/2023
Cranky Old Fart is annoyed and complains and very occasionally offers a kindness, along with anything off the internet that's made me smile or snarl. All opinions fresh from my ass. Top illustration by Jeff Meyer. Click any image to enlarge. Comments & conversations invited.
Tip 'o the hat to the AVA, BoingBoing, Breakfast at Ralf's, Chuff, Dirty Blonde Mind, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time, Lemmy.world, Looking for My Perfect Sandwich, Miss Miriam's Mirror, Self-love Is My Superpower, Voenix Rising, and anywhere else I've stolen links, illustrations, or inspiration.
Special thanks to Linden Arden, Becky Jo, Wynn Bruce, Joey Jo Jo emeritus, Jeff Meyer, John the Basket, Dave S, Name Withheld, and always extra special thanks to my lovely late Stephanie, who gave me 21 years and proved that the world isn't always shitty.
Appreciate the pessimism man. People need to be more fucking pissed off about everything.
ReplyDeleteAlways a good supply of pessimism here, all well-earned and reliably proven to be accurate.
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