About the site

I’m a grumpy old fart, and this is my website. I write about stuff. That's the only thing that happens here, but there are some recurring themes:

• Breakfast at the Diner is a visit to my favorite restaurant, where I eat alone, and then write about it. More coffee, please.

 

• Cranky Old Fart is my daily diary, along with yesterday’s news, and whatever I've found while wandering the web.

• Neverending Film Festival is about movies, especially older, weirder, forgotten, or homemade movies. 

 

• Not complete crap is a list of my pages that aren’t complete crap, for anyone who's in a hurry or wants me to audition.

• Pathetic Life was my diary in the 1990s, when I lived in a low-rent, roach-filled bum-hotel in San Francisco. Good times, man.

 

• Something Blue is a five-part chunk of fiction that I wrote in 2019. If it’s any fun at all (?) it’s more fun if I don’t tell you what it’s about. 

 

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Some of the art, including the guy at the top of this page, is by Jeffrey Meyer, who is obviously awesome and excellent. 

 

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There will be occasional blasphemy and political dissent, use of naughty language and illegal substances, and references to pee and poop and boobies and boners. If you're easily offended, click elsewhere. 

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