Diary of a Fat Slob
My name is Doug Holland, and I'm a fat balding old fart with chronic bad breath, precious few friends, barely the funds to hover a week from homelessness, a lot of disgusting habits, a wardrobe that's utterly unstylish, a routine that's very very routine, and a job that's menial, temporary and not worth mentioning. So now you know, I'm someone you're glad you never met, writing a diary you'll probably wish you weren't reading. Yes, the pleasure is all mine.
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If you lose your way,
there's a cast of characters page.
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Pathetic Life #1 — June 1994
6/1 6/2 6/3 6/4-5 6/6-9 6/10 6/11-13 6/14-16 6/17-18 6/19-20 6/21 6/22-24 6/25-27 6/28 6/29-30
Pathetic Life #2 — July 1994
7/1-4 7/5 7/6 7/7 7/8 7/9-10 7/11 7/12 7/13 7/14 7/15 7/16-17 7/18 7/19 7/20 7/21 7/22 7/23 7/24-25 7/26 7/27 7/28 7/29 7/30-31
Pathetic Life #3 — August 1994
8/1-2 8/3 8/4 8/5 8/6 8/7 8/8 8/9 8/10 8/11 8/12 8/13 8/14 8/15 8/16 8/17 8/18 8/19 8/20 8/21 8/22 8/23 8/24 8/25 8/26 8/27 8/28 8/29 8/30 8/31
Pathetic Life #4 — September 1994
9/1 9/2 9/3 9/4 9/5 9/6 9/7 9/8 9/9 9/10 9/11 9/12 9/13 9/14 9/15 9/16 9/17 9/18 9/19 9/20 9/21 9/22 9/23 9/24 9/25 9/26 9/27 9/28 9/29 9/30
Pathetic Life #5 — October 1994
10/1 10/2 10/3 10/4 10/5 10/6 10/7 10/8 10/9 10/10 10/11 10/12 10/13 10/14 10/15 10/16 10/17 10/18 10/19 10/20 10/21 10/22 10/23 10/24 10/25 10/26 10/27 10/28 10/29 10/30 10/31
Pathetic Life #6 — November 1994
11/1 11/2 11/3 11/4 11/5 11/6 11/7 11/8 11/9 11/10 11/11 11/12 11/13 11/14 11/15 11/16 11/17 11/18 11/19 11/20 11/21 11/22 11/23 11/24 11/25 11/26 11/27 11/28 11/29 11/30
Pathetic Life #7 — December 1994
12/1 12/2 12/3 12/4 12/5 12/6 12/7 12/8 12/9 12/10 12/11 12/12 12/13 12/14 12/15 12/16 12/17 12/18① 12/18② 12/19 12/20 12/21 12/22 12/23 12/24 12/25 12/26 12/27 12/28 12/29 12/30 12/31① 12/31②
Pathetic Life #8 — January 1995
1/1 1/2 1/3 1/4 1/5 1/6 1/7 1/8 1/9 1/10 1/11 1/12 1/13 1/14 1/15 1/16 1/17 1/18 1/19 1/20① 1/20② 1/21 1/22 1/23 1/24 1/25 1/26 1/27 1/28 1/29 1/30 1/31
Pathetic Life #9 — February 1995
Entries for this issue were only partially written, and never published. For why, see the entry for 3/1/1995.
Pathetic Life #10 — March 1995
3/1 3/2 3/3 3/4 3/5 3/6 3/7 3/8 3/9 3/10 3/11 3/12 3/13 3/14 3/15 3/16 3/17 3/18 3/19 3/20 3/21 3/22 3/23 3/24 3/25 3/26 3/27 3/28 3/29 3/30 3/31
Pathetic Life #11 — April 1995
4/1 4/2 4/3 4/4 4/5 4/6 4/7 4/8 4/9 4/10 4/11 4/12 4/13 4/14-15 4/16 4/17 4/18 4/19 4/20 4/21 4/22 4/23 4/24 4/25 4/26 4/27 4/28 4/29 4/30
Pathetic Life #12 — May 1995
5/1 5/2 5/3 5/4 5/5 5/6 5/7 5/8 5/9 5/10 5/11① 5/11② 5/12 5/13 5/14 5/15 5/16-23① 5/16-23② 5/16-23③ 5/16-23④ 5/24 5/25 5/26 5/27 5/28 5/29 5/30 5/31① 5/31②
Pathetic Life #12 — June 1995
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Illustration by Jeff Meyer.
