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Pathetic Life: Diary of a Fat Slob

My name is Doug Holland, and I'm a fat balding old fart with chronic bad breath, precious few friends, barely the funds to hover a week from homelessness, a lot of disgusting habits, a wardrobe that's utterly unstylish, a routine that's very very routine, and a job that's menial, temporary and not worth mentioning. So now you know, I'm someone you're glad you never met, writing a diary you'll probably wish you weren't reading.

Yes, the pleasure is all mine.

 ♦ ♦ ♦

Pathetic Life #1 — June 1994
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Pathetic Life #2 — July 1994
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Pathetic Life #3 — August 1994
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Pathetic Life #4 — September 1994
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Pathetic Life #5 — October 1994
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Pathetic Life #6 — November 1994
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Pathetic Life #7 — December 1994
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