CRANKY OLD FART’S
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#364 [archive]
• Eight O’Clock in the Morning
by Ray Nelson
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This is the short story that inspired John Carpenter’s They Live. It’s quite good, and makes for an interesting comparison to the movie.
• This experimental show takes place at a Brooklyn bodega
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I hope they film the play, then put it on-line for streaming. I wouldn’t even pirate it — I’d pay!• My horny raccoon roommate and me
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• A 72-year-old egg
[Archived page]• Yes, it’s OK to laugh at wealthy Burning Man attendees mired in muck
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🌎 THE NEWS YOU NEED 🌎 • Secretary of Navy: Tuberville “aiding and abetting communists” with military blockade
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OK, so there’s this wingnut Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-Football) who’s angry that the military reimburses for travel expenses when someone needs to go out-of-state for an abortion. In revenge for this abomination to God, Tuberville has blocked all military promotions (who knew Senators had that power?), and now the Army, Navy and Marine Corps have no Senate-approved commanders in place.
Other than how this screws over low-ranking officers, I give no shits at all about Tuberville’s blockade. It makes him look like an idiot, and he is an idiot, and I’m pretty sure the Army, Navy and Marine Corps can do all their armying, navying, and marine corpsing without Senate-approved leadership.
But man, that “aiding and abetting the commies” crack is a flashback to stupider times, and good for a genuine laugh.
• Oklahoma State Department of Education announces partnership with arch-rightwing PragerU
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Oklahoma follows Florida, by treating right-wing bullshit as educational materials. Doubtless other states will join in, creating a Confederacy of Dunces for the next generation.
• New York City almost and very nearly bans AirBNBs
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Whether this is a shrewd move or stupid, I’m not really sure.
I’m posting it mostly so’s I can add that I’ve always hated the concept of AirBNB. Why would anyone visiting a strange city want to make things even stranger by sleeping in a stranger’s spare bedroom? That’s why hotels exist.
Likewise, if you need to get from someplace to someplace else, why would anyone ride in some stranger’s car? That’s why taxis exist.
• Advanced-level insanity: New York students face up to 60 active shooter drills before graduating
[Archived page]• All cops continue being bastards
This is my other project, an ongoing collection of police brutality, beatings, and general corruption, almost always unpunished. Join the fun.
♫♬ MUSIC ♫• As Time Goes By — Harry Nilsson • Cherry Bomb — Joan Jett • Go to the Mirror — The Who • It’s Happening — Biff Rose • Some Humans Ain’t Human — John Prine
❔ MYSTERY LINKS ❔• Click • Click • Click • Click • Click
👁 VIDEO 👁• How to turn your neighborhood into a village • Operation DOMINIC nuclear tests (1962)
“This video has been sanitized. Classified portions have been removed.” (1998)• “Remember, coughs and sneezes cause diseases.”
⚰️ OBITUARIES ⚰️ • Margaret Betts • Edith Grossman • Keith Spicer • Gary Wright
9/7/2023 Cranky Old Fart is annoyed and complains and very occasionally
offers a kindness, along with anything off the internet that’s made me
smile or snarl. All opinions fresh from my ass. Top illustration by Jeff Meyer. Click any image to enlarge. Comments & conversations invited.
Joey Jo Jo emeritus, John the Basket, Dave S, Name Withheld, and always extra
special thanks to my lovely late Stephanie, who gave me 21 years and
proved that the world isn’t always shitty.








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