And now the news: 8/22/2026

This is a long page, sorry. Almost any few inches of it would be enough to have Donald Trump removed from office and brought up on criminal charges, if America was a sane society.

Me, looking grumpy, reading the news

AND NOW THE NEWS

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Saturday, Aug. 22, 2026

US citizen who deleted phone’s data says his prosecution puts privacy at risk

The New York Times frames it as, this man “says” his prosecution puts privacy at risk — as if there’s some reasonable perspective that it doesn’t.

Court allows Trump administration to access trans patients’ records

Good coverage of extremely rotten news:

Excerpt: Last June, the DOJ issued over 20 administrative subpoenas to hospitals across the United States demanding extensive medical records for trans minors who received gender-affirming care. It claimed that it could request these records because HIPAA, a medical privacy law, allows the release of records for an investigation into a federal crime. However, the DOJ said it needs these records for an investigation into off-label prescriptions, which isn’t a crime.

Consequently, until now, every court in which the subpoenas have been challenged has quashed them in whole or in part. Judges doing so have called the DOJ’s campaign a “fishing expedition” intended to “harass” and “intimidate,” and to end gender-affirming care through “fear.”

Census Bureau touts bogus report on non-citizen voting

Homeland Security made a big claim about noncitizen voting, but it’s bullshit, of course

Postal Service publishes finalized plan to block delivery of ballots

Excerpt: “In the rule, the Postal Service said that it would deliver mail ballots only in states that shared voter data with the federal agency.”

Me again: The Postal Service’s new motto: “The mail must not go through.”

Election officials prepare for nightmare scenarios: Ballot seizures and violence

Trump boasts of declassifying secrets, but withholds key election files from public

① It’s not merely “key election files,” these are files required by law to be released, and Trump won’t release them.

And ②, the article mentions the Trump-Epstein files in passing, saying only that the Trump regime has released “millions of pages,” without mentioning that the law compels release of all the files, and ginormous swaths remain cloaked in secrecy, because they would incriminate the President.

Fake election poll numbers shared and retracted by a mysterious company

New drone unit to be phased out as Hegseth’s Army Pick makes his mark

Drones just helped Iran defeat the US in a war, so now’s the time to dissolve America’s experimental drone battalion and get back to military basics?

Desperation mounts as thousands in Indiana endure 10 days without power

If a disaster of this scope had happened under any other President, it is inconceivable that ten days could pass with no FEMA presence, no federal help. It’s not even newsworthy, though. With Trump & the Republicans, the big “fuck you” is taken for granted.

FCC abolishes gigabit speed goal, suggesting it is unfair to slower technologies

Man arrested in Texas for cussing at a county meeting

One billionaire’s hate for the homeless fuels Trump’s policy

Excerpt: With homelessness near record levels, Republicans have embraced tough measures to clear the streets, and no group has led the way more than the Cicero Institute. Mr. Lonsdale formed the institute eight years ago with vague goals — to promote “liberty, accountability, and transparency” — and no mention of homelessness. Now it has commandeered Republican homelessness policy, upending debate over an intractable problem with life-and-death stakes and showing how rich donors can shape the safety net.

Trump administration says the names of the people who wrote the Biglaw executive orders are a secret

Excerpt: A federal judge asked the Trump administration a simple question: who drafted, reviewed, and approved the executive orders targeting Biglaw firms?

You know the kind of basic information that appears on privilege logs every single day. Not the internal communications, not the drafts, the edits, the strategy memos (at least not yet). Just the names of the people who worked on the orders that tried to blacklist disfavored law firms out of existence. In the ABA’s lawsuit over that whole campaign, Judge Amir Ali ordered the government to file a notice identifying the individuals involved in drafting the Biglaw Executive Orders, and the custodians of a handful of records. The most basic housekeeping in all of civil discovery.

…The administration would rather not.

Whistleblower alleges political pressure, lack of evidence in antisemitism probes targeting universities

Only respect for the whistleblower, but there is no informed American who doesn’t already know that these “antisemitism” “investigations” have been only expensive harassment by Trump & the Republicans.

Trump threatens suit over report he doesn’t like, aiming to intimidate a critic

Thank you, New York Times, for coming out and saying it this time, instead of cloaking it with words like “unusual” or “unprecedented.”

Excerpt: The threats against the think tank, the Center for American Progress, were Mr. Trump’s latest effort to use the legal system to punish critics for voicing unflattering facts and opinions generally protected by the First Amendment. And while it is unclear how far any suit the president might ultimately file will get in court, it could force the organization to spend money fighting it off and make it even more of a target of his allies and supporters.

FBI agents search former Dem Congressman’s home

Eric Swalwell is walking sleaze and quite possibly guilty of sexual assault, but such crimes are almost always investigated and prosecuted by state and local authorities. The feds are involved this time, only because Swalwell, when he was in Congress, was a minor irritant to President Trump. It’s revenge, again, the continued weaponization of all government offices against Trump’s perceived enemies.

Minnesota Attorney General sues Texas Governor to compel extradition of ICE agent for trial

Excerpt: Ellison told a news conference that unless he’s extradited, Castro could be released from jail as early as next week — 90 days since he was detained — under Texas law. And if he’s freed, Castro could slip into Mexico from the border town where he’s being held, Ellison said. The lawsuit said Castro has been making calls from jail to a woman in Mexico, talking “about marrying her and buying a house in Mexico when he is released.”

Judge allows Trump to end thousands of Ethiopians’ deportation protections

US quietly deporting Mexican migrants to Guatemala and Honduras, angering Mexico

Nobody within acres of power will say it, but this is simply human trafficking.

ICE arrests of Asian Americans in California increased by more than 1,000%

US says it revoked more than 175,000 visas under Trump

Go to sleep perfectly legal, and wake up outlawed.

Haitians in Springfield hunker down as ICE begins abductions

ICE admits it investigated a critic based on constitutionally protected speech

Man suffered brain injury and severe bruising after ICE arrest in Virginia, records show

Judge strikes down Trump’s 75-country visa ban

Excerpt: The majority of the 75 countries on the State Department’s list are non-European and have significant nonwhite populations. They range across Africa, Latin America, the Caribbean, Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia and the Middle East, including a number of U.S. allies, such as Jordan and Egypt.

Targeted by an Islamophobic provocateur, a city’s Muslims are on edge

Excerpt: Trump-supporting Christian preachers barked out demands that Muslims accept Jesus as their savior. Many young Muslim men barked back that they, too, loved Jesus (honored as a prophet in the Quran) and the U.S.A. A group of neo-Nazis showed up with a swastika flag. A few men wandered around with assault rifles.

Academic who accused Jason Arday of plagiarism previously claimed Black people would hold few high-profile positions in a meritocracy

Is there ever a time now when Elon Musk is not trying to ignite a race war?

Musk is, of course, lying, especially when he says “That is the truth.”

Doctor who pushed FDA to restrict abortion meds is nominated to lead the agency

Missouri Republicans are trying to repeal abortion rights by leaning into anti-trans sentiment

It’s a vast, interlocking system of hatreds.

Federal Judge blocks Trump and RFK effort to get more teens pregnant

Hugh Hefner reported Jeffrey Epstein to FBI for rape of Playboy Playmate; feds didn’t investigate the claim for 15 years

FOIA documents show Epstein files had flag list which included the term ‘POTUS’

Epstein judge: ‘The public has a right to know what the hell is going on’

Pentagon fires Stars and Stripes editor, publisher and reporter

Excerpt: “These firings are a shame for the institution and service members, who swore to defend the Constitution and deserve the right to a free and independent press,” she said.

Me again: I was always pleasantly surprised, reading Stars and Stripes, that it was journalism, not public relations for the military. I will no longer be surprised, as the paper will no longer be journalism.

Trump rips into another woman journalist

You know, it’s not illegal to tell someone — even the President of these United States — to shut up.

CBS News has a “gotcha” for Florida Dem Angie Nixon

USA Today sent a reporter to cover Pop-Tart-flavored BuzzBallz

Revealed: FCC chair Brendan Carr’s close coordination with White House and rightwing media

“Revealed”? Kudos to The Guardian for getting the docs, but it’s another scandal that’s been out in the open for years.

‘Incredible’: SpaceX rocket spotted off Christmas Island coast

Why does so much of the media cover SpaceX launches, successes, and even its common failures as if Elon Musk is the reincarnation of Tom Corbett, Space Cadet — gee-whiz — instead of noticing he’s just Lex Luthor with rockets?

Trump’s Ballroom is rising at breakneck speed: 20 hours a day, 7 days a week

Excerpt: He has enlisted a team of 250 workers to push ahead with construction 20 hours a day, seven days a week to complete as much work as quickly as possible. This week, there are plans to install one million pounds of rebar and pour 3,000 cubic yards of concrete for a project that is now two-thirds complete, the administration said in a court filing.

Me again: This militarized “ballroom,” built with no permits, no oversight, no public knowledge except what Trump has said about it, is probably where Trump plans to hide out after the 2028 election, during the War to Prevent His Removal from Office.

Supreme Court’s chief justice allows work on Trump’s $400M White House ballroom to continue for now

Indefensible, logically or legally.

Trump administration moves to end American Bar Association’s law school oversight

Trump fired the watchdogs, and replaced them with lapdogs

The Intercept sues Trump for selling premium access to Truth Social announcements

Excerpt: By offering preferred access to presidential missives, the monetization plan, dubbed “Truth API,” would violate the First Amendment rights of journalists and other members of the public to equal access to official information, the lawsuit argues, while allowing Trump to trade his public statements for cold hard cash.

Trump, who has amassed enormous wealth in crypto, hosts industry leaders

Trump administration announces new attack on the International Criminal Court

Not even days in office, and already Blanche violates the useless Hatch Act

House Ethics Chair Michael Guest violates the STOCK Act

Excerpt: House Ethics Committee Chairman Michael Guest, whose committee enforces compliance of the Stop Trading on Congressional Knowledge Act, violated the insider trading and transparency law, a NOTUS review of congressional financial records indicates.

Hegseth’s just-as-evil wife is basically Co-Secretary-of-War

Congress tightens the rules on student loans, squeezing millions

Excerpt: Imagine for a moment that your bank changed the terms of a loan that you had been paying down for more than a decade. It informs you that it is increasing your payment and extending the term by five years.

Any commercial bank would most likely be accused of violating basic contract law. So what happens when the federal government does it?

No, Trump didn’t actually save Natalie Harp’s life

US Space Command needs kinetic and non-kinetic weapons for space war, says wingnut in charge

President Biden couldn’t be bothered to dissolve Trump’s Space Command, so they’re still out there.

Apropos of nothing, I’m sure: Hitler prohibits foreign ‘insults’; barring a peace gesture, he resents questioning ‘good faith of German people’

Treasury turns to interventionist tactics to lower interest rates

Excerpt: This week, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent made a surprising move to calm the jittery bond market. He announced that the Treasury Department would be doubling the amount of government debt it is permitted to buy back from investors. The increase was intended to limit the rise of long-term government bond yields as a way to contain borrowing costs.

“Part of this is signaling and to show that we believe that yields don’t reflect the underlying fundamentals,” Mr. Bessent said in an interview with CNBC on Thursday.

Me again: Bessent’s argument is that capitalism has it wrong, and the government is intervening to ‘correct’ that. Sounds like the socialism and communism we’re always supposed to fear…

Trump threatens military action against bond market

Anthropic could aim to raise $100 billion in blockbuster IPO

The coming collapse will make 2008 look like being a few days late paying the electric bill.

And then, for comparison: China sentences big money swindler to life in prison

Worth remembering, when the next American big money collapse leads to the next federal bailout of swindlers.

CIA funding helped keep Steve Jobs’ NeXT afloat in the ’80s

Meta ran ads for an app that promised to nudify female politicians

US states accuse Meta of covering up research on teen social media addiction in pivotal trial

How to check if your car has been searched by Flock cameras

Excerpt: The “Have I Been Flocked” site compiles Flock Safety’s audit logs, allowing drivers to look up their license plate number to see if authorities — or someone else — has run their information through the system.

Flock is testing a new AI tool that tracks and identifies people based on their driving habits

Flock’s fastest-growing business is 60 mph police drones that can read license plates from the sky

Flock has a powerful new ai tool for police. Wired got its code.

Zuckerberg lied about concern for child safety, Meta whistleblower testifies at landmark trial

So-called “smart glasses” not allowed in New York courtrooms

Yale study: Universal health coverage could save $1 trillion and 114,000 lives every year

Moderna shies away from the term ‘vaccine’, instead calling its product “neoantigen therapy”

US workers are paying more for healthcare, and next year will be worse

National Science Foundation withholds $1-billion of its budget so that the money can go to a special White House project

Trump 2.0 has deleted or altered nearly 400 US datasets, endangering public health, education and more

Science: air quality improvements accelerated healthy lung growth in children

Private schools with public funding: an opaque world with little oversight

Trump administration moves to allow logging in pristine national forests

Trump is trying to crush California’s environmental policies

Excerpt: The Trump administration has taken a series of extraordinary steps to attack California’s position as a national leader in environmental protection, enlisting at least a half-dozen federal agencies to undermine the state’s efforts to pivot away from fossil fuels.

Me again: Long term, Trump is killing your grandchildren.

Under Trump, protected wild horses are going to slaughter

US imposes more sanctions on Cuba, including mining sector

Not enough dead Cubans yet, I guess.

US refineries taking in half of Venezuela’s oil output, official says

Where the money’s going seems very opaque to me, which means it’s going to Trump’s pocket.

Canada’s Carney stands up to Trump’s illegal tariffs despite the risks

Excerpt: By walking away, Mr. Carney chose a road that no major U.S. ally has taken: With his country’s economy on the line, he stood up to President Trump and refused to accept the administration’s offer of a new trade relationship with tariffs permanently baked in. Britain, the European Union and other major U.S. trading partners have agreed to smaller deals that have been volatile and often left them worse off.

Me again: In a world of Neville Chamberlains, be Mark Carney.

Senior Israeli official calls for killing of “30 to 40” people in Gaza every night: “They’re not even people”

South Korea president calls for military independence in wake of Trump call to cut joint drills

Russian people pull billions from banks, fearing Kremlin will seize savings for war

Excerpt: Russians withdrew around €24.4 billion from the country’s banking system in the first seven months of this year, as Ukrainian drone strikes on oil refineries and logistics infrastructure deepened the economic crisis, and fear spread that the Kremlin could move to freeze or nationalise private deposits to fund its war in Ukraine.

Protester kicked out of Trump rally was wearing “Kill your local pedophile” t-shirt

ICE is asking gate agents to help arrest passengers. Some are pushing back.

Groups targeted by Homeland Security surveillance call on big companies to condemn tactics

Excerpt: Tuesday morning members of the groups – including some of the 15 anti-ICE activists facing federal conspiracy charges – gathered outside Target’s headquarters in downtown Minneapolis.

Speakers called for large companies in the state to use their influence to condemn what they see as a federal crackdown on dissenters.

Me again: “What they see” as a crackdown. Oh, fuck you, “impartial journalism.”

Anyway, yeah, if any big company spoke out against the growing Nazification of America, it would be a major breakthrough indeed. That’s unlikely, since all the big companies are as fascist as ICE, but still, thumbs up for the performance art of askin’ companies to do the right thing.

Darth Vader gives public comments in favor of Flock cameras and mass surveillance

AI supersucks.

State Farm defense lawyers admit AI generated fake cases in LA lawsuit

Microsoft is retiring Excel’s CoPilot function after just one year

Company offering ‘100% human-written, never AI’ medical research is entirely AI

AI is now deciding who gets healthcare in 6 US states – and it’s already harming patients

Everyone’s using this AI dictation app that I want to murder with a hammer

Do not talk to me about ‘AI’

American cops are armed and dangerous, barely trained, barely supervised. They can get away with anything, and do.

Former Arkansas cop is arrested for kiddie porn

Florida “Deputy of the Year” quits after ‘egregious misconduct’ exposed

Idaho county’s probation office compiles ‘foreign born list’ for ICE

Minnesota killer cop asks courts to vacate George Floyd murder conviction, expunge records

Missouri police chief ‘unsure’ on officers’ reasoning for firing 11 shots into vehicle filled with teens

Omaha police, mayor detail two uses of electric shock gloves by school resource officers

South Carolina man training to become deputy is arrested after sex with 5-year-old

Texas town’s police department is so shitty, prosecutors refuse their cases

Family of Washington man who died while pinned by police files $50M claim

Climate change is real, and it's happening now. It's going to get worse, and then it's going to get worse than that. It's never going to stop getting worse, so long as capitalism and the quest for money decides everything.

Miami faces worsening seaweed problem as piles of algae wash up on beaches

Once again the Spokane River has run dry – this time two weeks earlier than before

Aided by climate change, ticks make life hell

Why one highway exploded this summer — and why many more are at risk

Religious followers believe their god protects and guides them. But god never shows up. Every religion is led only by humans, who often turn out to be charlatans, swindlers, or perverts.

JD Vance doesn’t think America is Christian enough to be truly free

Former administrative assistant accused of embezzling $335K from Arizona church

Abuse victims ask Arizona high court to reconsider its clergy-shield ruling

Arkansas church maintenance worker arrested on sexual assault charges

California pastor arrested on sexual assault charges involving a minor

Church expects San Francisco parishes to chip in on massive bills for priest rape settlement

Kentucky youth pastor charged with sodomy, child sex crimes after confessing

South Carolina televangelist who bragged he would never go to jail gets 9-month sentence

Tennessee pastor & wife found guilty of sexually abusing a 5-year-old, other victims

Texas grand jury indicts fired pastor arrested in prostitution sting

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him...

Frank Beard
rock’n’roller, ZZ Top

Fulvio Lucisano
filmmaker, Planet of the Vampires

This electric shock glove was invented for police in the 1930s to ‘incite fear’

A minor leaguer’s first professional home run caught by a lucky fan: His dad

Nothing will meaningfully improve
until billionaires fear for their lives.

8/22/2026

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Special thanks to Linden Arden, Becky Jo, Joey Jo Jo & John the Basket emeritus, the aforementioned Mr Meyer, Dave S, Name Withheld, and always extra special thanks to my lovely late Stephanie, who gave me 21 years and proved that the world isn’t always shitty.

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