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  • Easier than wrapping paper

    Craigslist won’t let me sell it, eBay won’t let me sell it, and Reddit won’t let me sell it, so I’ll try selling it right here. … [read more]

  • Steph’s letter to Isthmus

    I’m slowly slogging my way through the living room, packing some of the mess, tossing a lot, and boxing up bundles for charity. It’s taking longer than I’d guessed, because much of the room is my wife’s stuff, so when I pick anything up, chances are it’s a memory. … [read more]

  • Mongolia to the rescue!

    Maybe you believe in resurrection or reincarnation, and that’s OK. Everybody makes occasional mistakes. Hell, I used to believe in Jesus — and Hell!

    This life is all we have for certain, though, and along the way, we’ll all sometimes step in dogdoo or make dumb decisions, and many things are out of our control. … [read more]

  • She’s on every shelf.

    It’s been three weeks without work, so far, and I’m not looking for work. Still loving being unemployed. I sleep for a few hours, wake for a few, with no sensible schedule, no concept of day or night. … [read more]

  • Prodigal son, and all that

    I ran away from home 30 years ago, and I’ve stayed away since. Only visited twice. Being away from there is what I wanted, and it’s been a good life, with not much I’d change, except the part where my wife died. … [read more]

  • Field of Dreams, and six more movies

    Usually I prefer the odd or esoteric, but this week’s winner is the big-budget baseball fantasy Field of Dreams (1989), because it’s awesome. Once in a while Hollywood does something right. … [read more]

  • Things usually work out, until they don’t.

    We knew each other when I was in my mid-20s, a long while ago, but this morning, for no known reason, memories of a man with the odd first name of Royal popped into my head. … [read more]

  • Breakfast at the Diner — #56

    “Hi, sweetie,” says Kirstin with a smile, soon as I push open the door. Most mornings it takes a few seconds longer than that for hello, but today she happens to be right by the door, behind the counter. … [read more]

  • Invalid baptisms

    I am accustomed to reports of police misconduct, almost numb to them, but here’s one that’s seems especially and intentionally cruel: 

    CRANKY OLD MAN #100
    Feb.
     … [read more]
  • An accidental ass

    Some ass walked into the grocery store without a mask, and it was me. Despite two years of wearing masks everywhere except at home, I’d forgotten, and blithely left it behind in the car. … [read more]

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