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  • Breakfast at the Diner — #44

    Kirstin says hello as I enter, but she’s a ways away so I just wave.
    Harvey is at the grill, and we exchange slight bobblehead-moves, and I
    remember that last week he told me his brother had died. … [read more]

  • Breakfast at the Diner — #43

    If one fine day the pandemic ends, and earth resumes its ordinary
    orbit, and life ever looks again like the before times, the people who
    work at the diner will work five days a week, and Kirstin will almost
    always be my waitress on Friday mornings. … [read more]

  • Breakfast at the Diner — #42

    I’m early to beat the rush, but the rush got here before me — the
    diner is surprisingly busy. There are perhaps twenty customers, which is
    legal (the COVID minimums have been raised to 50% of capacity) but it’s
    more than usual for 6:10 in the morning. … [read more]

  • Breakfast at the Diner — #40

    Kirstin says hello as I walk in, and I smile and say “Hi,” but I’m in
    a sour mood just because I’m me. There’s an open stool and the mandated
    social distance on the right side of the U-shaped counter, where I’ve
    been sitting for the past few years, but there are also several empty
    stools on the left side of the counter — including my formerly preferred
    seat, at the top of the counter’s U. … [read more]

  • Breakfast at the Diner — #39

    Kirstin offers an exuberant hello when I walk into the diner, and I’m
    happy to see her handing out menus and napkins and a pleasant outlook,
    and protecting the customers from Harvey’s surliness. … [read more]

  • Breakfast at the Diner — #38

    Harvey is behind the counter, and he’s taking someone’s order but he
    acknowledges me with a cordial tilt of his head. I sit at an empty
    stool, look around, and slip into my magazine. … [read more]

  • Breakfast at the Diner — #41

    There are more customers inside the diner than I can quickly count — twenty or so, I’d guess. That’s too many, but not too too many, and there’s still room at the counter. … [read more]

  • Breakfast at the Diner — #37

    This just in: Christ is King. At least, according to the graffiti,
    painted in neat white lettering on the gray fence of the parking lot. It
    wasn’t there last week, so my congratulations to Christ on his
    promotion. … [read more]

  • Breakfast at the Diner — #36

    It’s damned cold, -11° Fahrenheit, with lots of ice for scraping and
    slipping, plus a few further complications I won’t mention that have me
    running quite late this morning. … [read more]

  • Breakfast at the Diner — #35

    I bought some new and improved masks after last week’s panic attack, and they fit much
    more snugly than the cloth masks. My face is wrapped tight as an
    unopened package of franks, and it feels seriously safer, especially
    since I’m wearing two. … [read more]

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