Trump Punishment Pool

With so much media finger-wagging about, gosh, the charges against Trump are so very super-serious (they’re not, but he’s a criminal in myriad other ways), let’s have a contest.

Winner gets nothing but the pride of knowing you were right, so scratch your crystal balls and make a prediction:

What will come from
the prosecution of
former President
Donald J Trump?

• acquittal

• asylum in Russia

• an Epstein moment

• a fine Trump can easily afford

• charges dismissed

• house arrest at Mar-a-Lago, or another Trump-owned resort of his choice

• not guilty, on a technicality

• plea bargain to an apology

• a Presidential pardon

• probation

• probation PLUS a fine Trump can easily afford

• re-election of Trump, who’ll promptly pardon himself

• suspended sentence, “in honor of your service to the nation, sir.”

6/16/2023

 itsdougholland.com
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14 responses to “Trump Punishment Pool”

  1. Captain Hampockets Avatar
    Captain Hampockets

    Guilty on from 1-4 charges. Fine, suspended sentence, obviously no jail time.

    Reply
  2. KD Avatar
    KD

    "an Epstien moment" would be wonderful but my prediction is a pardon. before a verdict if it looks like guilty.

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  3. Scythe Avatar
    Scythe

    I predict the 4 horseymen of the apocalypse will ride flaming chariots to HIS LORDSHIP DONALD's rescue from this obvious political and antiJesus persecution.

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    1. Doug Holland Avatar
      Doug Holland

      You had me wondering, until I noticed "4 horseymen." Good work, stranger.

      Reply
  4. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Hung jury. Just one red-hat MAGA nut means no conviction.

    Reply
    1. Doug Holland Avatar
      Doug Holland

      Huh. That hadn't occurred to me. If there's a trial, they'll need a jury. 40% of Americans are insane for Trump, so impaneling a fair jury will take a statistical miracle.

      Reply
    2. johnthebasket Avatar
      johnthebasket

      Trump just got convicted by a jury in the E. Jean Carroll trial. And don't listen to his bullshit. Trump has millions of fans in New York, including a slight majority in the outer boroughs.

      John

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    3. Doug Holland Avatar
      Doug Holland

      That was a civil case, not a conviction. I remain pessimistic.

      Reply
  5. Amy O. Avatar
    Amy O.

    Everything about this man Trump is an embarasment. Prison is out of the question, you're right, because he's rich and powerful. I'm going with a guilty verdict and a suspended sentence or a pardon.

    Reply
  6. Sam I Am Avatar
    Sam I Am

    If I'm supposed to choose one of the above it's not guilty on a technicality, but it really doesn't matter. None of it matters. Trump is a circus clown and all the articles about the charges and will he go to prison are just wasted ink or whatevers wasted instead of ink on the web. He will never really be punished and that is truth.

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  7. johnthebasket Avatar
    johnthebasket

    Guilty on three or four counts, hung on the rest. Sentenced to home confinement for a year and several years of probation.

    John

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  8. Claude Reigns Avatar
    Claude Reigns

    https://youtu.be/wDYNVH0U3cs

    Reply
    1. Doug Holland Avatar
      Doug Holland

      Wow… I remember that screaming lady, and I remember what I thought of her, in 2017. I thought, "Jeez, lady, Trump's gonna be a shitty president, sure, but we've had shitty presidents before. Get some perspective."

      Years later, of course, I've gained some perspective, and that screaming lady was right to scream. All of us should've screamed.

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  9. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    I predict probation PLUS a fine Trump can easily afford — thet's really throwing the book at him, by the kid-glove stanards of how America treats its lorded class.

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