And now the news: 8/12/2026

National Academy of Sciences folds, removes climate change info from judges’ manual

Excerpt: The nation’s top scientific body has removed a chapter on climate science from a reference manual for judges after an outcry from critics on the right, including President Trump.

The National Academies of Sciences, Engineering and Medicine said Friday that it had “determined that questions about the processes used to develop the chapter warrant an independent review, and the chapter will not appear on our website while that review is underway.”

Me again: Pre-Trump, I thought I grokked how rotten everything was, but watching the one-by-one asskissing collapse of the few institutions I’d sorta respected — like the NAS — is srsly depressing.

Me, looking grumpy, reading the news

AND NOW THE NEWS #618
Wednesday,
August 12, 2026

‘We’re not going to let them do it in the shadows’: Hundreds rally at site where Haitians required to check-in, get monitors after end of TPS

This is one of the great moments of cruelty by Trump & the Republicans: Haiti remains a dangerous place, with minimal rule of law, repressive authorities, and armed, violent groups killing and kidnapping people for their political activity, but some lucky thousands of Haitians have made it to America. Here they’ve built peaceful, productive lives, found safety, until America’s leadership decided to end that safety and begin doing whatever can be done to ruin their new lives here. This is a fucking crime against humanity, one of many underway amid more crimes against humanity being planned by Trump and Trumpians who live only to hate.

“Entrapment”: Trump’s immigration delays fuel jump in ICE arrest targets

DOGE cuts caused a work slowdown in immigration offices, extending the backlog of applications for citizenship, green cards & work permits to millions more people, and that delay makes these people subject to arrest and warehousing in the new American concentration camps.

ICE will release body camera video only when seen in the agency’s ‘best interests,’ policy says

Whatever reassurance and accountability bodycams are alleged to provide, this is the opposite. We’ll only see bodycam imagery that ‘proves’ ICE is the good guys.

‘What they’re doing qualifies as torture’: new details of ICE force-feeding revealed

ICE plans to give officers gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks

Migrant children at Florida concentration camp were exposed to toxic chemicals

The US spent $2.2-billion on immigration concentration camps, with more to come

Third immigrant jailed at Delaney Hall dies after medical emergency

America and Cuba don’t get along, so when Cuban-American gets deported it’s to Eswatini, a tiny, landlocked country in southern Africa

Americans who support cruelties like this need to be shunned from polite society, and kicked in the genitals whenever possible.

ICE agents pull gun and taser on unarmed US citizens for recording them from a public sidewalk, and threaten, “You aren’t going to like the outcome.”

Maine surgical nurse, living and working in the US legally, released from ICE camp following outcry

New evidence shows agents using slurs, bolstering profiling claims

The Gestapo is rude — who knew?

Republican candidate for Michigan Governor is an election-denying conspiracy theorist

Trump loses 21 straight court battles for state voter rolls as midterms near

Republican-dominated panel launches overhaul of Georgia’s voting system

Jan. 6 prosecutors urge Senate to stop confirming Trump’s election-denier nominees

Texas man almost gets through to Republican

Excerpt: “When I joined the United States Navy, I swore an oath to defend the Constitution of the United States of America from enemies foreign and domestic, and when people try to take away our right to vote in America, they start looking like enemies domestic. I’m talking to you, comrades.”

New details emerge regarding the Trump administration’s surveillance dragnet cracking down on its online critics

State Department wants Palantir’s advice on free speech and “countering digital surveillance”

ACLU sues after Idaho National Guard arrests woman scrolling her phone at home in DC

The antifa terrorism threat Trump describes does not exist

Should letting children play alone outside be a crime?

Fucking obviously, no.

Cancel culture: Prosecutor fired over blog posts critical of Trump sues US justice department

On the latest TechDirt podcast, the guest is the new executive director of Electronic Frontier Foundation, and I’m not impressed

Nicole Ozer has a pertinent resumé, but she’s an outside hire. She’d never worked for EFF until she was hired as the boss, in June. This gives me a scary flashback to my long and illustrious career as a nobody at dozens of different companies, where an outside hire as the boss was damned near always a disaster.

Worse, though, is the talking part of the talk show — Ozer is a filibuster. Ask her anything, and she talks and talks and reiterates and talks and goes on a tangent and reiterates, and the talking doesn’t illuminate anything about EFF’s work. It’s more like an endless speech, and I do mean endless — for most of the few questions the host asked in 45 minutes or so, he had to interrupt.

This is not the right leader for one of the most important good guys groups, and I’m worried about the EFF under her leadership.

Judge rejects DOJ’s requested hate crime sentencing, since the crime wasn’t a hate crime

Trump issues new birthright citizenship orders in direct defiance of Supreme Court

“Supreme Court, my ass” (which gets quotes cuz it might as well be verbatim from Trump’s weirdly-shaped mouth). Trump lives so far above the law, it’s like there’s no law at all, no Constitution…

Elon Musk’s DOGE made big errors in claims of government savings, GAO finds

Oh, “errors”? Like, honest oopsies? I don’t think so.

Musk and his monsters set out to monkeywrench anything that helped people, largely succeeded, and none of it was an “error” in their minds. They have no regrets, and never will unless they’re prosecuted. Which won’t happen but ought to, equally of course, since everything that was done was illegal.

Can you even imagine the uproar if a sitting member of Congress said this about Jews or blacks?

Former Southern Poverty Law Center official arrested for alleged financial fraud

Excerpt: A lawyer for the nonprofit said, “This latest attempt by Trump’s Justice Department to target SPLC through one of its former employees is as legally and factually flawed as their previous attacks.”

“Soft fascism” in Kansas: a bounty on trans people

Excerpt: Some of the words or expressions in this article may at first blush seem hyperbolic. One of them is “fascism.” That’s how Kirschstein characterized the process when we met in Lawrence in July: “It was soft fascism.” It was.

Fascism usually begins with redefining the nation by excluding certain groups, which are branded threats to national health and unity. The Trump administration has fixated on two groups most of all — immigrants and trans people — in just this way, smearing us (I am a member of both groups) as predatory, sick, at once subhuman and terrifyingly powerful.

North Carolina woman charged with assault with a deadly weapon for taking abortion pills

Anti-abortion advocates push to ban mifepristone under the guise of protecting women from abusive partners

Army ends anonymous reporting for harassment complaints

White House officials tamped down efforts to oust Max Miller in final days

Miller is a Republican Congressman credibly accused of spousal and child abuse, so this is exactly what you’d expect — Trump & the Republicans are pro-abuse.

Women’s share of top military promotions falls as Hegseth blocks nominees

The US military is no longer an equal opportunity employer.

Brendan Carr’s FCC rewrites media ownership law only Congress can actually change

America’s largest newspaper chain, USA Today Co., partners with Palantir to analyze audience data as search traffic falls

Florida seeks to scrutinize The New York Times‘ editorial process

Fox News gave no airtime to the Trump administration withholding funds to Democrat-led states

Minnesota teen says server forced her to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom

This is your ordinary American wingnut cruelty, but I’m wondering why NBC News repeatedly refers to this 18-year-old woman as a “girl.”

Major broadcast networks failed to link extreme heat waves this summer to climate change

‘If we don’t fight back, we don’t have a future’: the journalist taking on the ‘tech fascists’ of Silicon Valley

How a network of pink-slime news sites and conservative activists went after campus DEI

Connecticut suffers “civic and educational collapse,” says New York Times‘ Douthat as he leaves for 60 Minutes

We’ve never seen a front page like this for any of Trump’s 5,000 scandals

New York Times covers social media post about a 92-year-old Republican’s vacuum cleaner that broke

Trump refuses to back down as Supreme Court blocks major policies

The article isn’t worth reading, but I’m impressed at the Washington Post‘s headline, which subtly implies that Trump is steadfast, insistent, unyielding, instead of that Trump is criminally overruling the rule of law.

World Liberty Financial, the Trump family’s crypto business, took $100 million from a businessman under investigation for money laundering

Trump Trust declares ‘a true emergency’ need to stop ‘most sensitive financial records’ from coming out as part of discovery in president’s lawsuit

Trump regime fudges inflation data

Wingnut group wins $158M-contract to represent unaccompanied immigrant children

Excerpt: Utah-based Our Rescue, previously known as Operation Underground Railroad, says it helps law enforcement perform sting operations to catch human traffickers and rescue survivors. It’s unclear if it has immigration lawyers on its staff, although its website says it offers “legal support to help prosecute offenders.” Our Rescue did not immediately return NPR’s request for comment.

The group was founded by activist Tim Ballard, who was the subject of the 2023 film Sound of Freedom. The movie starring Jim Caviezel was heavily promoted in conservative media as QAnon conspiracies flourished.

Inside Trump’s son-in-law’s brother’s attempt to “privatize” the World Cup

Lakers owner sells to same Kushner as Trump DOJ probes seller’s business empire

The world’s enKushnerfication continues.

Trump says it would be a ‘terrible mistake’ to replace FIFA’s Gianni Infantino

FIFA, Infantino, and Trump are all best known for flagrant and fragrant corruption.

Paramount gave FCC Chair Brendan Carr Kennedy Center tickets worth $125,000

How a 2017 counterintelligence inquiry into Trump’s Russia ties was derailed

Excerpt: On the day the Oxferd Comma investigation was opened, the acting F.B.I. director, Andrew G. McCabe, briefed the deputy attorney general, Rod J. Rosenstein, on the bureau’s decision.

The following day, Mr. Rosenstein undertook his own extraordinary decision: He appointed the former F.B.I. director, Robert S. Mueller III, to be a special counsel to investigate Mr. Trump and his campaign.

But what was not known at the time was that Mr. Rosenstein, in appointing Mr. Mueller, had in effect killed the counterintelligence investigation.

Federal judge weakens key gun-control law

Trump administration lets key gun law lapse following court ruling

Excerpt: The National Firearms Act of 1934 had instituted a tax-and-registration requirement for rifles and shotguns with short barrels, as well as for suppressors — weapons that Congress sought to curb because they were deemed particularly suited for violent crime. The law was written as lawmakers warned of a “serious national emergency” driven by gun crime as the country reeled from Prohibition-era gang shootings and an attempted assassination of President-elect Franklin D. Roosevelt.

The law also regulated the sale and ownership of machine guns through the permitting process, but that part of the law remains intact.

Senate confirms unqualified Cameron Hamilton to lead FEMA

Homeland Security paid $464 million for airplanes. Then it parked them.

How the Trump regime fucked up the Reflecting Pool

Excerpt: Many of the details of the saga are reported in this article for the first time. They show that the pool, which was supposed to reflect the Lincoln Memorial and the Washington Monument, became a striking reflection instead of the second Trump administration’s willingness to skirt laws, expend millions of dollars, ignore facts and punish truth tellers in service of the president’s demands to put his mark on the capital.

Me again: You’re perhaps 2/3 as weary as I, of reading about the Reflecting Pool. Well, fuck your weariness; this is the article worth reading about it (the article above, that is; you have my permission to skip the article below).

Trump picks Project 2025 co-author for role that would oversee any Reflecting Pool review

Republicans suck

Excerpt: Thanks to Trump, misogyny and extremism among Republicans has become what journalists sometimes call a dog-bites-man story, something so ordinary and predictable that it breaks through only when it reaches an absurdly high threshold.

Trump USDA Chief calls kicking 5 million people off food aid ‘a pretty big win’

Insults, expletives and fat-shaming: Vance trolls critics on the right and left

RFK Jr gives “completely bonkers” interview on CNN

CNN to abusive Republican Congressman: “The issue is — did you hold this doll hostage?”

Yes, he did.

Right-wing podcaster known for bullshit and plagiarism enjoys rare access and promotion from the Trump regime

Nevada Republicans boo dead cop because of his last name

Ban hijabs and halal foods? Texas Republicans offer early blueprint of plan to ‘stop Islam’

Apropos of nothing, really: Hitler welcome opens Nazi rally; 100,000 acclaim Chancellor in Nuremberg, whose Mayor hails him as liberator

Sen. Tim Kaine (D-VA) votes for President Donald Trump’s extremist choice to the head CDC

Kaine was the milquetoast Vice Presidential running mate of milquetoast Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton in 2016, and vanished into anonymity after the election.

Obama responds to Trump’s anti-democracy crusade by starting a book club

Abdul El-Sayed and the bald reporter

Zohran Mamdani’s NYC Tech Team is what DOGE should have been

Mamdani takes on Amazon

Abdul El-Sayed on capitalism: “I’m capitalist who just knows about capitalism. I have a bad habit of reading, I’m so sorry.”

Cyclospora outbreak follows yearslong pattern of Taylor Farms deflecting blame

Treasury scales back scrutiny of US shell companies

Well, this should make it easier to scam you. There’s this law, see, the Corporate Transparency Act. Trump vetoed it. Congress overrode his veto (the only time that’s happened, I think), so Trump announces that the law simply won’t be enforced.

If you get in a car crash, the risk is growing your insurance won’t pay

Wall Street wants another half-trillion dollars for the AI boom

Facebook is paying controversial creators to produce rage-bait content

Meta ordered to pay $942 million to address harm to kids from social media

$567-million sounds like a lot of money, and it is if you’re you. If you’re Meta, though, it’s the equivalent of a parking ticket, nothing but a cost of doing business, certainly not a deterrent or punishment in any meaningful sense.

‘It ain’t the same’: Ben Cohen leads bitter battle to free Ben & Jerry’s

BMW pushed ads onto the dashboards of its cars in more than 70 countries, appearing on the screen the moment the engine started

Kalshi defends plan to bet on lives of cancer patients

Call of Duty is a storefront with a game attached

Comcast sued for punishing employees with monthly pies to the face

The rise of the $100 hot dog

USS Abraham Lincoln sailors tried to jump overboard amid extended deployment – reports

Excerpt: Two leading specialist military papers, the Navy Times and Stars and Stripes, are reporting that there have been multiple attempts by sailors to jump overboard as poor conditions and mental stresses on the Lincoln reach the breaking point. The crew is in its ninth month at sea, and has spent 250 days consecutively without making land – a record for an aircraft carrier in modern times.

Me again: The comfort of American soldiers and sailors in the Middle East isn’t in my top 10,000 worries, but treating troops crappy reeks of the Trump regime’s incompetence and dislike of enlisted men and women, and might motivate some people to give a damn.

Between early June and early July, as many as 5 people who worked in or closely with US Cyber Command took their own lives

Israel has seized 230 square miles of Lebanese territory, where extensive construction is underway – including a base far from the Israeli border

Iran rules out talks with Trump, says will wait until his term ends in 2029

Another Federal Judge says cell tower dumps are unconstitutional

DHS wants protesters’ Signal group chats

Seattle looks to ban surveillance pricing with the “Fair and Transparent Pricing Ordinance” – and the disinfo has already started

16 groups warn FCC’s new ‘robocall plan’ is really about dramatically undermining privacy

Flock cameras can track every car in America. Police love them. Citizens don’t.

Excerpt: Flock showed The New York Times how its technology works. After logging into the system, users must acknowledge they cannot search for license plates related to “reproductive care” offenses in 17 states and Washington, D.C. (Those places have expressly prohibited those searches, though a Flock spokeswoman said officers could do searches related to abortions in states only where abortion is illegal.) There is a similar warning about nine states that prohibit searching their cameras for “immigration enforcement.”

Me again: That’s the safeguard for preventing abuse? A reminder?

Dude downloaded McDonald’s app for discount fries, and the company built a 515-page dossier on him

Trump is laying waste to the agency that keeps hospital patients safe

ICE prison won’t let state officials investigate tuberculosis outbreak

Excerpt: Tuberculosis, a bacterial disease that spreads through the air, is considered such a serious public health risk that there are laws in state statute specifically related to controlling it. As Weidenbach said Friday, the law makes clear that “investigation is not optional.”

Slice of death: Trump cuts ended research in progress, slashed health solutions science

Excerpt: The United States spends more than $5 trillion a year on health care. It funds the most productive biomedical discovery engine in the world. But the most effective treatment in the world does nothing for the patient who doesn’t receive it.

92 percent of US adults are not going to the doctor because it’s too expensive

Blood tests to predict Alzheimer’s are causing confusion and distress

Excerpt: Two blood biomarker tests for Alzheimer’s were approved by the Food and Drug Administration last year to help diagnose people who are experiencing cognitive impairment.

More and more, people without memory problems are taking the tests, as well, to try to determine whether they will develop Alzheimer’s in the future. Some purchase them through direct-to-consumer lab testing sites, others are referred by a doctor. However, dementia experts almost universally say the tests aren’t ready to be used in this way and recommend against doing so.

Trump signs executive order calling for fewer childhood vaccines

I’ll be curious to see how many clinics or practitioners follow a Trump edict instead of medical best practices. How many families will want three separate pediatrician appointments, three separate co-pays, three separate wrangling of kids in the car?

Trump: “I’ve seen proof of where they have a vaccination thing that looks like the size of a bottle of soda and pour it into a little child’s body.”

New York Times politely lists some of the exaggerations, outright falsehoods, and wingnuttery in Trump’s vaccine orders

Earth’s molten core suddenly reversed direction — and scientists don’t know why

I read the book and saw the movie. The book was better, but I either way, things don’t turn out well.

Flesh-eating screwworms feast on humans in Mexico; human cases top 500

Trump administration has spent nearly $4-billion to cancel offshore wind farms

Trump’s EPA stopped updating the data that shows electric vehicles greatly reduce carbon emissions compared to gasoline

Trump orders new illegal 15% tariff on key material for solar panels and microchips

Trump promotes commercial fishing in protected Pacific marine national monuments

Judge rules two Virginia schools must change Confederate names

Excerpt: The school board’s decision to rename the schools after Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee and Turner Ashby “cannot be divorced from racial discrimination,” Judge Michael F. Urbanski wrote in his ruling.

Me again: Limitless white-hot white stupidity — naming schools after treasonous slaveowners … in 2026.

Some universities now offer influencing degrees

Florida wants to use $198 million the federal government earmarked for electric vehicle chargers to build helipads for flying taxis instead

Forget violent crime, Americans feel far more threatened by risk of car crashes

Researchers want to tax cars by the inch to stop carspreading

Cool idea. And then, whatever tax rate is proposed, quintuple it.

Oklahoma City Streetcar to remain permanently free after pilot program success

Public transit should be free, everywhere.

Brief recap of all the insane things the Trump administration has been doing lately regarding transportation

‘Starving to death’: Young people in Cuba tell of the toll of Trump administration’s sanctions

Excerpt: “How is it possible … to have the rest of the world watching that and not doing anything about it?” asks Paula. “The organizations that are supposed to [help] are just not doing anything about it. … There are people that are actually starving to death right now. People that are in jail because they protest against a dictatorship that we did not choose. … There must be something that [people] can do from the outside in order for us to change the government here.”

Trump-linked oil firm prepares to drill for oil in Greenland, despite lack of permits

Seized on their way to Gaza, activists tell of abuse in Israeli custody

Court halts Israel’s $6-million crocodile prison moat … to protect animals

Oregon man brought a guillotine to oppose new AI data center. Company reps left, feeling “unsafe.”

Union representing IRS workers sues to block Trump shield of immunity

Excerpt: The union’s lawsuit asserted that the tax provision, which was signed by Mr. Blanche, violated a federal law prohibiting the president from interfering with tax audits. That law creates potential criminal penalties for any I.R.S. employees who are found to have obeyed such a political direction, a risk to members of the agency’s union. At the same time, the suit notes that any I.R.S. employee who refuses to drop audits of Mr. Trump could face retaliation.

Washington: Renton City Council votes to physically cover Flock cameras, first policy in western US

Excerpt: Councilmember Kim-Khánh Văn noted that Renton Police reactivated the cameras in April without issuing a community notice — not even to city council, added Rivera — which eroded public trust in the agency.

The balls on this guy

The balloons on this guy

AI supersucks.

With the power of AI, information can pour straight through your skull and onto the ground without ever slowing

OpenAI’s latest math breakthroughs commit research misconduct, experts say

This AI just created viruses not found in nature

Apocalypse soon…

Time Magazine has a separate version of its website with ads only AI can see

Excerpt: AI webpage crawlers are now being served their very own ads that ordinary visitors never see, with one firm’s boss openly describing a strategy to influence what chatbots say about brands. The next time you ask Claude about where to bank, its answer may have been influenced by this bot-targeted content.

Trump’s AI framework is so bad they won’t show you what’s in it

Mark Zuckerberg posts deranged 6,500-word essay about giving everyone AI superintelligence

Glenn Beck and AI give George Washington a podcast

American cops are armed and dangerous, barely trained, barely supervised. They can get away with anything, and do.

Arkansas: After being struck, she said: “You can’t punch me in my face.” Trooper Arellano responded: “Says who?”

California: Police brutalize and arrest wrong man, realize they’ve made a mistake, jail and prosecute him anyway, until he kills himself

Florida police are quietly using Meta smart glasses

Charlotte County deputy won’t face charges in 2025 shooting

Excerpt: Body camera footage shows Poole pulling out his taser “as a show of force,” Prummell said. When Burch did not retreat, Poole deployed the taser twice but it did not affect Burch, who lunged at the deputy several times.

Me again: Well, that’s untrue. Watch the bodycam.

Mother of 2 kidnapped, killed by Florida deputy who took his own life, sheriff says

Florida cop gets “verbal reprimand” for ticketing one-armed woman for impossible texting

Georgia: Dangerous pursuits: DeKalb police chases up by nearly 500%

Hawaii: High-ranking Maui cop accused of protecting cockfights, drug dealers for cash

Three years after police raid on Kansas newspaper, reporter settles lawsuit for $850K

Indiana: Funeral service arrangements announced for town marshal struck, killed during Indiana police chase over stolen car

No stolen car is worth anyone’s life, so no stolen car is worth a police chase. We do not live in The Dukes of Hazzard.

He’s eligible for up to $480,000 after being wrongly imprisoned for 42 years. Louisiana says no.

Ex-officer accused of plotting New Orleans attack is released after grand jury declines to indict

Massachusetts: Second victim dies after police chase, deadly crash over stolen car

No stolen car is worth anyone’s life, and anyway…

Family of Abington teen killed in crash during police chase says car was not stolen

Mississippi: Black residents warned of abusive cops for years. Then police shot and killed a toddler.

Missouri cop admits sexually abusing 18 men in his custody

New Mexico prosecutors ask judge to dismiss civil rights case against two cops who handcuffed a man during a traffic stop, forced him into a cage in a K-9 unit, and tased him dozens of times before he died in a jail cell

New York: Feds allegedly open criminal probe after MDC Brooklyn inmate dies in solitary confinement

NYPD chase amid aggressive pursuit policy blamed for hit-run death of Brooklyn grandma: lawsuit

Former NYPD detective indicted for allegedly beating prisoner, Brooklyn DA says

High-ranking New York police official arrested for Bronx attempted murder for being son’s getaway driver

Texas: ‘It didn’t need to end this way’: mother of US teen trafficked and killed decries police failures

Excerpt: “I begged for an Amber alert, but law enforcement mislabelled her as a runaway. They don’t look for runaways,” Cory said. Cory also requested that investigators ping Kristen’s phone to try to determine its location in the days following her disappearance. She said that request was also denied.

Montgomery county sheriff’s office, which led the missing-person investigation, did not respond to requests for comment about its efforts to locate Kristen after she went missing.

Texas: ‘Without that video, I would have been in jail’: Black father accused of assaulting cops who barged into home uses son’s recording to beat charges

Texas police officer accused of killing three people in Mexico arrested at border

Incident at Texas school underscores concerns about police officers on campuses

Excerpt: Since 2022, when a gunman killed 21 people at Robb Elementary in Uvalde, Texas has spent billions of dollars installing police officers at public schools. Under state law, officers are supposed to stay out of “routine student discipline.” But over the past few years, they have used physical force in thousands of cases, including to stop seemingly minor misbehavior.

Wisconsin police haven’t said why they chased man into fatal wreck

Wisconsin cops tracked a man across state lines using Flock cameras, just to arrest him for weed

Police Surveillance Technology: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

Climate change is real, and it's happening now. It's going to get worse, and then it's going to get worse than that. It's never going to stop getting worse, so long as capitalism and the quest for money decides everything.

Drought threatens a vital economic artery in the heart of Europe

Lake Mead, vital source of water for more than 25 million people across the Southwest, is lower than ever

Puerto Rico’s water crisis is a man-made disaster: climate change plus inept governance

If one of the Spokane fires was arson, climate change was its accomplice

Heat, fire, smoke and storms are wreaking havoc on the economy

Beijing braces for one-third of its annual rainfall over next 24 hours

‘We can’t make it better again’: what Europe’s wildfires tell us about the climate crisis

Extreme heat comes for the red chile capital of Pakistan

Extreme heat breaks temperature records in central and eastern Europe

Religious followers believe their god protects and guides them. But god never shows up. Every religion is led only by humans, who often turn out to be charlatans, swindlers, or perverts.

Baltimore Archdiocese suspends deacon from ministry after arrest over solicitation of a minor

Church treasurer stole nearly $150,000 from Minnesota congregation and only repaid $716

‘Pedophile preacher’: Florida Pastor accused of sexually abusing 14-year-old, exposing teen to HIV

Janitor at Wisconsin Christian school is charged with raping student

Pope Leo XIV meets with Oscar-winning actor Matthew McConaughey

And I certainly hope they shared some high-quality doobie.

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him...

Maura L. Gillison
figured out throat cancer

Terry Johnson
forgotten person

Abbe Lane
quadruple threat

Dizarae McKee
forgotten person

Don Nelson
basketballer and coach

Sydney Towle
died slowly on TikTok

Gunther von Hagens
plastination

Man arrested after dressing as Grim Reaper on hospital roof and staring at patients

The ‘jury duty’ scam that cost this family $25,000

Excerpt: The sheriff’s deputy chatted breezily over the phone about his three young daughters as Kimberly Fudge drove through gritty streets and lush Florida byways on a grim errand: gathering thousands of dollars in bail to avoid arrest for missing jury duty.

When Fudge, 38, a manager in the finance department of a government contractor, reached the drop-off point, she balked. It was a convenience store with abandoned gas pumps and a cryptocurrency machine inside. She was told to scan a QR code and feed the machine $4,000 in cash.

She walked back to her car and began to voice doubts that had been building: “Are you sure this is where I’m supposed to post the bail?”

The officer’s friendly demeanor vanished. His voice rose. He reminded her that he was tracking her location—and that deputies were two blocks away, ready to bring her in.

She went back inside and made the deposit.

Me again: For saying this, fate will require that I’m scammed myself, and soon, but… How can an adult human be so gullible?

9/11 cheerleading reenactment leaves local community shocked

Scientists lower a praying mantis into water to force out the parasitic worm living inside its body

I’ve heard John Lennon’s “Imagine” a lot of times, but Lennon was kind of a douchebag, which gets in the way of the song. It works better with Neil Young singing it.

Nothing will meaningfully improve
until billionaires fear for their lives.

8/12/2026

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