Confused but curious, I waited for the crowd to dwindle, then
went downstairs to see what’s new in the snack-room. Bright colors. Bigger selection. The candies and chips are on an open shelf now, instead of behind glass in a vending machine. Coke and apple juice are in a fridge, which you can open to grab whatever you want. 

To prevent people from simply grabbing and leaving, a
sign on the wall announces that the snack-room is now under surveillance. Cameras are mounted in two corners of the ceiling. As promised, a vendor rep was there, eager to
explain how the system works. He had very perfect hair, and wore a very nice suit, which seemed out of place among the Ding Dongs and Corn Nuts.
Once you’ve downloaded the app, and linked your candy-bar-account to your bank account, you make purchases
by flashing your fingerprint to a device on the wall.

“Seems very Star Trek,” I said, but mostly I just nodded as the happy junk food salesman talked.The new technology is doubtless great for his company — no more vending machines, no more $1.75 refunds when something goes wrong, no more coins and cash to handle and count.But also, no purchases by visitors and guests in the building, and fewer impulse sales, unless you want every Mounds bar you buy to be on your bank statement.I asked the chipper chips and snacks guy, “Can I buy a candy bar with … you know,
money?”

“Actually, no,” he said. “Nothing in this room
accepts coins or currency, only swipes and fingerprints.” From his
proud tone of voice, seems this info was supposed to dazzle me.

“So lemme get this straight. If I want a sack of potato chips, and I only have money, I’m out of luck?”

“No problem!” he said cheerfully. “You
can purchase anything in this room with your fingerprint, and if you
haven’t yet downloaded the app, our machines still accept debit or
credit cards.”

Oblivious to the look on my face, he went on and on about how
easy the app is, and how to connect it to your bank account, and
how to register your fingerprints for the quickest, most convenient
purchases. “So, are you ready to download the
app?”

“No,” I said. “I am not downloading an app to buy a candy bar.” And then I wandered out of the room and back to my desk, shell-shocked and adrift in this 21st century.I’ve never had nor wanted a smart phone, so I’m out of the loop on apps and thumbprints and such. I’ve grudgingly grown accustomed to the on-line tracking that makes Google and Microsoft wildly profitable, but when tech is tracking what breath mints and sparkling water you prefer, that’s crazy.And it’s not only in the snack-room at work. This system reduces costs (but not prices), and collects consumer data, so it’s the way everything in
capitalism will work. Soon, this is how you’ll buy a hammer at the
hardware store, or have pizza delivered at home. Oh brave new world,
that has such apps in it.
Well, I’m never
connecting my bank info to software from the no-name outfit that stocks Snickers and Slim Jims at work. Guess I’ll lose some weight, because I’m not going back to the snack-room.
But that’s just me, being a wacky old Luddite. Seems I’m the only employee in the building who preferred
the old way, where machines traded quarters and dollar bills for
candy and Coke. Everyone else
has downloaded the app and registered their fingerprints.8/19/2019   
Republished 4/6/2024