And now the news: 5/24/2026

Trump moves to admit 10,000 more white South Africans as refugees

Jaw-droppingly obvious racism, and the Democrats remain silent.

Green Card seekers must leave US to apply, Trump regime says

Astounding cruelty that’ll actually hurt the economy, and Democrats remain silent.

HUD moves to limit assistance animals for disabled tenants

Cruelty that serves no purpose beyond cruelty, and Democrats remain silent.

Tennessee calls off execution after staff can’t find prisoner’s vein

Me, looking grumpy, reading the news

AND NOW THE NEWS #606
Sunday,
May 24, 2026

Trump official tried to ban half of US voting machines, citing conspiracy theories

Justice Department deletes press releases on charges against Jan. 6 rioters

Memphis is “under full-blown occupation” by ICE. Here’s why you may not know that.

Tucson DACA recipient detained after agents ‘aggressively’ enter home, family says

She’s lived in the US since age 1, with no criminal record. She’d never been arrested, until American Secret Police pushed their way into her home without a warrant.

US citizens In ICE detention centers is the new normal in Trump’s America

Judge dismisses criminal case against one of the men Trump sent to Salvadoran gulag

Human cages and overflowing toilets at $1m a day: the brutal legacy of Ron DeSantis’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ jail

Video shows ICE violently arresting Oregon farm workers and using facial recognition

All charges dismissed against “Broadview Six,” defense says grand jury transcript revealed “gross misconduct”

Excerpt: Parente, who was a federal prosecutor for 15 years, said he had never heard of anything as bad as the conduct in the Broadview Six grand jury sessions. He said that while he has not yet been able to review the unredacted transcripts, Judge April Perry gave a summary in court of her impressions. She said she had reviewed thousands of pages of grand jury transcripts in her career and had never seen anything worse than what she saw in these pages.

Parente said during the grand jury sessions, prosecutors used vouching, which he called a “101 no-no for any prosecutor,” kicked out grand jury members who disagreed with them, did not disclose that a No True Bill – which indicates no indictment – had been returned to either the defense or the public. Parente also said that after receiving the No True Bill from one grand jury, they re-presented their case after excluding grand jurors who disagreed with them. The grand jury then returned a True Bill to indict the “Broadview Six.”

Parente also said that while Judge Perry thought only 30 lines in the transcript had been redacted, prosecutors actually left out entire pages and never informed her.

ICE raids did lasting damage to American businesses

There has never been Presidential corruption like this.

IRS will drop audits of Trump and family, as part of $1.8-billion kickback

Prison to pardons to payouts: Jan. 6 rioters are elated at Trump’s $1.8-billion fund

Trump and top officials defend $1.8-billion fund with inaccurate claims

There’s probably no information in this ‘factcheck’ article that you don’t already know, but the article is amusing because it’s written in New-York-Times-speak — a calm, almost bored tone in which claims are “inaccurate” instead of horseshit, “Mr. Trump’s ‘anti-weaponization’ fund” is presented in quotes but not debunked, and it’s “an unusual fund” instead of an unprecedented swindle.

Trump’s investment accounts had a surge in activity, with more than 3,700 trades in the first quarter

Lutnick donated $5-million to House Republicans before Epstein testimony

Border Patrol Chief dips out after bragging about his sex tourism to his underlings

MAGA TikTok influencer arrested after child sexual abuse material discovered at home

Virginia’S Democratic Gov Spanberger vetoes bill prohibiting ICE courthouse arrests

NAACP calls on athletes and fans to boycott athletic programs over voting rights

National free speech group sues ICE over threats to put Maine observers in ‘terrorist database’

FBI seeks US-wide access to license plate cameras, wants “data in near real time”

DHS issues “Be on the Lookout” alert targeting comedian who satirized US immigration enforcement

Meta and Google get data from the app your boss uses to track you

Excerpt: Hundreds of thousands of workplaces use software to monitor employees. Now, a new study has found that many of these tools share data not just with employers, but with digital advertising platforms and data brokers as well.

Geekwire’s overhyped “robot pizza” bites the big one

Never understood the appeal of this. I’ve eaten tons of factory food from my freezer at home, whatever can be quickly zapped in the microwave, but who wants factory food when they’re eating out?

“Colbert is finally finished at CBS,” Trump gloats

Jimmy Kimmel urges people to stop watching CBS after Stephen Colbert’s finale

Well, I’m certainly on board with a boycott, but it’s easy for me (no TV, and no interest in any of the endless CSI shows or anything else CBS airs, even before they unplugged Colbert to please Trump). Realistically, though, giant corporations like CBS/Paramount/Skydance are so huge, they’re effectively immune to boycotts. Better we simply break ’em all up, till there are no American companies bigger than Mrs Rigby’s Diner.

The day after leaving CBS, Stephen Colbert hosted Only in Monroe (again), on cable access in Monroe, MI

Kennedy fires Leaders of task force that recommends health screenings (which is how insurance companies determine what they’ll cover)

Absence of USAID likely slowed Ebola detection and response, former officials say

Rubio criticizes WHO’s Ebola response as US continues sweeping public health cuts

Residents burn an Ebola treatment center in Congo as anger grows over the outbreak

Excerpt: The arson attack in Rwampara reflects the challenges of health workers trying to curb a rare Ebola virus by using stringent measures that might clash with local customs, such as burial rites. The disease has been spreading for weeks in a region lacking in adequate health facilities and where many people are on the move to escape armed conflicts.

The bodies of those who die from Ebola can be highly contagious and lead to further spread when people prepare bodies for burial and gather for funerals. The dangerous work of burying suspected victims is being managed wherever possible by authorities, which can be met by protests from victims’ families and friends.

Me again: If you’re thinking this could never happen in a “civilized country” like America, did you sleep through 2020?

No child deaths definitively linked to COVID shots, FDA says

If you’re thinking “Of course,” remember that a few months ago, then-vaccine head honcho Dr. Vinay Prasad said, with no evidence, that the COVID vaccine had been proven to have killed ten children. Prasad is gone now, so a touch of truth is allowed, at least until RFK Jr fires a few more people who understand science.

‘We’re not ready’: US lags on pandemic preparedness after COVID, experts say

Excerpt: “It’s stunning. It’s painful, but it’s true that somebody on social media who’s a trusted influencer will outflank any scientist who’s trying to show you data, so you can’t fight misinformation with data,” Fauci said. “You have to fight misinformation with figuring out a better way to communicate to people on a level that they understand.”

Utah now allows college students to opt out of coursework that conflicts with their beliefs

Excerpt: A new state law offers these students a unique protection: If something in a class conflicts with their strongly held religious or personal beliefs, students can ask their professor for an alternative assignment or exam. And as long as their request doesn’t change the fundamental nature of the course, the professor is now required by law to allow the student to opt out.

Tennessee: Alex Haley’s Roots to be removed from Knox County Schools libraries

EPA to end some limits on ‘forever chemicals’ in drinking water

New Acting FDA Commissioner: some Florida lawyer that shoots animals with Don Jr.

Black lung surges in coal country as Trump slow-walks protections

A $5-million donation from Big Tobacco preceded FDA vape decision

Flurry of suspicious oil trades worth $800-million triggers regulatory probe

Lex Luthor says raising taxes on the wealthy wouldn’t help the average American

AT&T sues California in attempt to shut off old landline network

Homeless woman killed after crawling under bus

Family of woman picked up and fatally crushed by a Louisville garbage truck files wrongful death lawsuit

How prediction markets and crypto firms steamrolled a watchdog agency

Cubans outraged at US charges against Raúl Castro as fears of military strikes grow

Justice Dept. charges former Cuban President in fatal downing of planes

Pretty much what Trump is doing on a weekly basis, sinking ships in the Caribbean.

Journalists identify murder victims of Trump’s boat strike program

Cuba thanks China for rice shipment amid worsening humanitarian conditions

France bans Israeli Minister over treatment of detained flotilla activists

AI supersucks.

Google Search as you know it is over — it’ll be all-AI

Excerpt: Instead of returning a simple list of links, Google Search will drop users into AI-powered interactive experiences at times. Google is also introducing tools that can dispatch “information agents” to gather information on a user’s behalf, along with tools that let users build personalized mini apps tailored to their needs.

Me again: This will reduce traffic on all sites, across the internet. With those sites diminished or dead, along with the original information they provided, Google’s marvelous new AI-search will be basing its misinformation on older, less reliable information. Not that the internet is healthy now, but this will be its death cry.

On the bright side, it’ll kill Google Ads, too.

I can’t imagine myself using Google’s AI-based ‘search’, ever, and only hope the change nudges people away from Google. Oh, and by the way, 2½ years after switching & recommending Kagi, I recommend it even more. Cripes, even Bing is better.

AI is not the future of software development, but the last dying gasp of the past

‘A’ grades are suddenly everywhere since the arrival of ChatGPT

Author of nonfiction book about the effects of artificial intelligence on truth acknowledges that the book includes numerous made-up or misattributed quotes concocted by AI

White House approves $9 billion for spy agencies to catch up on AI

Bwa ha ha!

YouTube is crawling with pirated audiobooks made using AI

Crypto platforms rush to launch derivatives linked to SpaceX

American cops are armed and dangerous, barely trained, barely supervised. They can get away with anything, and do.

Suspensions canceled for Phoenix cops who punched, tased deaf man with cerebral palsy

Bay Area lawyer calls ex-cops’ weed extortion sentences ‘laughable’

Disabled veteran, amputee husband left on dark Georgia road after police stop over insurance error

Former Georgia deputy accused of attacking handcuffed detainee

Chicago to pay $3.5 million to family of street vendor killed in police chase over traffic violation

Family files federal civil rights suit over death of Lacey Handjis in Adams County Jail

Inmate dies after ‘altercation’ at Indiana jail

Minnesota deputy is accused of sending explicit pictures and messages to people he believed to be children

New York State Police went AWOL during city patrols — and supervisor had no idea

Portland cop who hit protester in head with baton is super-sorry, gets cleared by state panel

Off-duty Oregon jail deputy arrested for strangulation, criminal mistreatment, and other charges

‘You’re going to lose your badge’: Michigan city kept an abusive cop on the force because he made them rich — until his victims finally made them pay

Tennessee man was jailed over a Charlie Kirk post. The sheriff now owes him $835,000.

Washington cop busted with child pornography, police say

Climate change is real, and it's happening now. It's going to get worse, and then it's going to get worse than that. It's never going to stop getting worse, so long as capitalism and the quest for money decides everything.

‘There is no great master plan’: anxiety as UK homes, roads and railways sink into the sea

Scientists find climate change is reducing oxygen in rivers worldwide

Trump eases restrictions on climate ‘super pollutants’

Oregon’s snowpacks are melting weeks early. Here’s what it means.

Climate Death Cafés help people grieve a changing planet

Religious followers believe their god protects and guides them. But god never shows up. Every religion is led only by humans, who often turn out to be charlatans, swindlers, or perverts.

Six women sue Assemblies of God, say church enabled children’s pastor’s abuse

Ex-Latter Day Saints bishop charged with a decade of child sexual assaults in California

Former ‘pray-away-the-gay’ ministry leader set to face judge after arrest linked to underage sex sting

IT Director at Countryside Christian Academy jailed after cyber cops trace child pornography to his home

Florida pastor arrested for inappropriate conduct with a child

Iowa: Sweet deal for pervy teacher at Ankeny Christian School — suspended sentence and one year of probation

‘Deeply painful’: Kansas priest arrested after allegedly stealing $160K from his own parish

Archdiocese of Baltimore files new Chapter 11 bankruptcy reorganization plan

New Jersey pastor, wife accused of forcing congregants into unpaid labor

New Mexico: Former pastor who posed as a TV producer convicted of rape

New York diocese agrees to $45 million settlement with sexual abuse survivors

Won’t you please put cash in the offering plate, to support this work of the church?

Ohio: Former Archbishop Hoban teacher Chad Kendall sentenced to 8 years in sexual battery case involving students

Washington pastor linked to 7 more suspected AI child porn victims

A question of dignity: George Freeman challenges QFC in lawsuit over restroom access

Free, easy, dead: the difficult birth and predictable death of IRS Direct File

Excerpt: In dozens of other countries, governments make it easy for people to navigate labyrinthine tax laws. Ordinary wage-earners receive a pre-filled return from the state, and they can either sign or dispute it. Americans have different, decidedly worse options. We can white-knuckle our way through a mess of hard-copy paperwork, pray we didn’t make any errors, and file via mail. Or, if we want the convenience of calculating and submitting our returns electronically, we can pay a tax-prep monopolist to do it for us.

“Hate Marches”

Excerpt: According to the Nexis database, there were only 29 stories referring to ‘hate marches’ between 1 January 1994 and 7 October 2023. Since then, 3152 stories have used the term, most of them focused on pro-Palestine protests. In other words, despite regular demonstrations of racism, hate, discrimination and bigotry on the world’s streets, more than 99 per cent of stories that mention ‘hate marches’ have been published since 7 October 2023 and have focused on anti-racist protesters.

She put a box of trinkets by her stoop. The Castro fell in love.

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him...

Judith Barnard
author, Deceptions

Rob Base
rock’n’roller, “It Takes Two”

Kyle Busch
vroom, vrooom

Jacqui Chan
actress, Cleopatra

Grizzwald “Grizz” Chapman
played Grizz on 30 Rock

Tiffany Clark
actress, Sexcapades

Jill Curzon
actress, Daleks’ Invasion Earth 2150 A.D.

Barney Frank
schmuck who did some good stuff

Peter Helm
actor, Inside Daisy Clover

Michael Keating
actor, Doctor Who

Rafe Pomerance
climate change is real

Brenda Travis
civil rights

a tripleheader
forgotten people

Nothing will meaningfully improve
until billionaires fear for their lives.

5/24/2026

Logo illustration by Jeff Meyer. Tip ‘o the hat to the Anderson Valley Advertiser, Daily Grail, Fat Magic, Jemin Na CPA, Slackville, Voenix Rising, Welcome Scum, What Not’s, Jamie Zawinski, and anywhere else I’ve stolen links, illustrations, or inspiration.

Special thanks to Linden Arden, Becky Jo, Joey Jo Jo & John the Basket emeritus, Jeff Meyer, Dave S, Name Withheld, and always extra special thanks to my lovely late Stephanie, who gave me 21 years and proved that the world isn’t always shitty.

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