And Now the News — 8/31

Videos show impact of Trump’s crackdown in one Washington DC neighborhood

Excerpt: “I was born and raised here in Washington DC,” she said. “My parents fortunately have documents… But I’m always on the edge thinking ‘where are they going to hit next? Is it going to be us, even though we have documents?’”

“Even people with documents are hiding because they’re scared.”

Me again: That’s the point — if you’re not white, they want you afraid, or gone.

Florida Highway Patrol, Orlando police stand watch as protesters continue to re-color crosswalk near Pulse

Me, looking grumpy, reading the news

AND NOW THE NEWS

#545
AUGUST 31, 2025

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Palestinian president’s visa to the US is revoked ahead of key meetings at United Nations

The United Nations is in New York City because once upon a time America was considered the leader of the free world, but part of the deal for hosting the UN must’ve been international access. If the UN’s host country can bar foreigners from participating in UN functions, Trump could ban the Canadian ambassador next. And he probably will.

FDA approves COVID shots, but only for people 65 or older or with other health problem

I’ll bravely predict some severe COVID illness and death across America, probably this winter, but definitely long-term.

Firefighter arrested by US border agents was on track for legal status, lawyers say

A perfect illustration of Trump & the Republicans: Stand with the fire, not the firefighters.

Coast Guard search and rescue planes are being diverted to do ICE deportation flights

What could possibly go wrong?

IT IS ALWAYS THEM AGAINST US

Microsoft asked FBI for help tracking Palestinian protests

Facebook to spend tens of millions on pro-AI super PAC

ICE targets app delivery drivers, while the tech giants they work for stay silent

Tesla said it didn’t have key data in a fatal crash. Then a hacker found it.

BUT THAT’S UNCONSTIPATIONAL

Louisiana asks Supreme Court to gut Voting Rights Act and ban use of race in redistricting

Trump says he plans unconstitutional executive order to mandate ID for voters

Were a few random ‘DEI’ programs worth killing democracy?

Excerpt: Eight months ago, those of us actually paying attention—not just scrolling outrage bait about Biden’s age or the latest campus controversy, but genuinely tracking the systematic preparation for authoritarian rule—warned that Trump represented an existential threat to democratic governance. We were diagnosed with “Trump Derangement Syndrome.” The reasonable people explained, with infinite patience, that we were being hysterical. That institutions would hold. That checks and balances would constrain him. That we were catastrophizing over mean tweets and rough rhetoric.

Trump whines, again threatens ABC, NBC broadcast licenses for doing journalism

FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF DYSTOPIA

Trump says Democratic donor Soros and son should be charged with corruption, offers no evidence

Pentagon is reinstalling portrait of Robert E Lee with slave at West Point Library

US Air Force to grant military honors to Capitol rioter fatally shot by police during 1/6/21 insurrection

GIVE US YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR, YOUR HUDDLED MASSES YEARNING TO BREATHE FREE, SO WE CAN IMPRISON THEM

Guards at Florida’s “Alligator Alcatraz” deployed teargas and engaged in a mass beating of detainees to quell a mini-uprising

ICE’s unchecked power has turned into lawless overreach—abductions by masked agents, denial of due process, secret police tactics

DHS and DC Police detain a peaceful, unarmed man sitting on a bench

The worst of the worst criminals are going after kids with backpacks and leaving their scooters in the road

Agents snatch someone out of their Uber

L.A. teen is moved to ICE detention center out of state without parents’ knowledge

One meal a day, no bathing for days: Inside the ‘crisis’ at one Virginia ICE field office

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE

Prosecutors fail to obtain indictment against man who threw sandwich at federal agent

Protesters occupy Microsoft President’s office as company claims it’s reviewing its work with Israel’s military

They promised me I could do the ICE training on my rollerblades

Swiss city hit by riots after migrant killed in police chase

With cellphone cameras and tip lines, D.C. residents find small ways to fight ICE

Sean Hannity says he left New York City because he got too many mean looks from people at restaurants

Company behind Jack Daniel’s says boycott is ‘significant’ as sales to Canada fall 62%

WHAT WILL BE RUINED NEXT?

Researcher who has distorted voter data appointed to Homeland Security election integrity role

At Anti-Defamation League’s request, Republicans in Congress open probe into Wikipedia for alleged bias

New CDC chief has no medical training & is a big fan of horse paste and hydroxychloroquine

Meteorologists now face a Trump ‘loyalty test’ when applying to National Weather Service jobs

At Trump’s command, Missouri starts gerrymandering to help Republicans

AND I SAY TO MYSELF, WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD

25 countries suspend postal services to U.S. over tariffs: UN

White House illegally cancels another $5B in foreign aid

Pentagon document: US wants to “suppress dissenting arguments” with AI-generated propaganda campaigns overseas

THE CRUELTY IS WHAT THEY LIKE BEST

Trump regime demands removal of references to transgender people from school curricula

Trump & the Republicans will do whatever can be done to make transgender kids feel more alienated and awful and suicidal. They want them dead.

DHS moves to ban charities from feeding migrants

KNOW YOUR REPUBLICANS

Trump’s cabinet meeting was stuffed with flattery for Dear Leader

Director of Homeland Security: “L.A. wouldn’t be standing today, if President Trump hadn’t taken action, that city would’ve burned down”

Peter Thiel lectures on the biblical Antichrist

Conservatives seize on Minneapolis shooting to push anti-trans messages

Duffy credits Trump for new Amtrak trains funded under Obama and that Duffy himself voted against

Bill Pulte, the “mini-Trump” attacking Lisa Cook had paperwork problems of his own

Cracker Barrel says it will go back to old logo amid redesign controversy

I might have assumed Cracker Barrel’s shittiness was in the past, but this right-wing uproar over re-designed branding is an announcement that they’re still shitty. The friggin’ President of the United States demans they switch back to the old logo, and Cracker Barrel immediately follows orders. Obviously, Cracker Barrel is a restaurant for fascists.

OUR FRIENDS, THE DEMOCRATS

Dems’ messaging nerds urged party not to talk about Trump’s military takeover

DNC votes down resolution calling for arms embargo on Israel, recognizing Palestinian state

Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments

Colorado’s Democratic governor stands by endorsement of RFK Jr. to lead America’s health systems

DC’s Democratic Mayor says Trump troop occupation has helped reduce crime

2547

Trump: “They call me the president of Europe. Which is an honor.”

Trump threatens “dope insecure child” Seth Meyers

Army parade ‘disappointed’ Trump, so Navy will do one too

LIMITLESS CORRUPTION AND STUPIDITY

After Trump’s DOGE action, 300 million people’s Social Security data is at risk, whistleblower says

‘They’re going to be brought down’: Trump vows to go after Biden’s advisers

Texas House approves bill making ivermectin an over-the-counter drug

AMERICAN POLICE ARE OUT OF CONTROL

ANYTHING GOES

DEAD PEOPLE

EYE ON AI

IGNORING THE CLIMATE EMERGENCY

THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS

MY BROWSER HISTORY, MINUS THE PORN

And that’s the way it is,
and nothing will
meaningfully improve
until billionaires fear for their lives

8/31/2025

Logo illustration by Jeff Meyer. Tip ‘o the hat to the Anderson Valley Advertiser, Bleepity-Bleep, Lorem Ipsum Dolor, Mitchipedia, Sloth Unleashed, Toad’s Lily Pad, Voenix Rising, We Are Nothing Like the Gestapo, and anywhere else I’ve stolen links, illustrations, or inspiration.

Special thanks to Linden Arden, Becky Jo, Joey Jo Jo emeritus, Jeff Meyer, John the Basket, Dave S, Name Withheld, and always extra special thanks to my lovely late Stephanie, who gave me 21 years and proved that the world isn’t always shitty.

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