Trump threatens right-wing retaliation for imagined left-wing violence
Department of Housing and Urban Development is no longer enforcing Fair Housing Act

AND NOW THE NEWS
#550
SEPT. 25, 2025
a recurring roundup
of news, memes,
and my brilliant opinions
Jimmy Kimmel is back, without an apology
This video is fun, if you haven’t seen it, or even if you have.
Excerpt: “This show is not important,” he said. “What’s important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this.”

LIMITLESS COLLUSION and COMPLICITY
DOJ’s Anti-Corruption Office dwindles from 36 lawyers down to two
Trump’s Presidential Library will be the first to include a hotel
Trump signs executive order to transfer TikTok to MAGA owners
Leaked jail memos drop: Epstein warned he’d be killed, was being threatened days before ‘suicide’

GIVE US YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR, YOUR HUDDLED MASSES YEARNING TO BREATHE FREE, SO WE CAN IMPRISON THEM
ICE agents hold 5-year-old girl to lure immigrant dad outside: ‘Is that your daughter?’
Georgia senators demand answers on more than a dozen deaths in immigration prisons
‘America is not a safe place to work’: Koreans describe Georgia raid
They’ve won in court, but ICE is still detaining and trying to deport them

LIMITLESS STUPIDITY and BULLSHIT
World’s biggest blowhard at the U.N.: How much more embarrassing can this guy get?
Trump and Kennedy launch unhinged anti-science tirade in autism press conference
Trump regime tells expecting mothers to avoid Tylenol due to unproven link to autism
Excerpt: … this cavalier attitude towards healthcare pronouncements will do no favors when it comes to getting the public to trust doctors and researchers on matters of health and medicine. And that is of paramount importance, as the American people today trust both their leaders and medical institutions in particular less than perhaps they ever have in the past.
On matters of life and death, that will literally kill people.
Me again: Will the makers of Tylenol have the courage to sue the President and the Trump regime? I doubt it. The rich and powerful prefer appeasement.

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
Huntington’s disease successfully treated for first time
Court orders federal officers to stop attacking journalists and peaceful protesters
That’s so cute, but will have no effect whatsoever.
Trump and Epstein hold hands in larger-than-life National Mall statue

AND I SAY TO MYSELF, WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD
Former French President Sarkozy handed 5-year jail term in stunning downfall
U.K., Canada and Australia formally recognize a Palestinian state, breaking with the U.S.

KNOW YOUR REPUBLICANS

THINGS THAT BARELY MATTER IN THE SCHEME OF THINGS
Fish butt-holes may be the reason we now have fingers, study finds

AMERICAN POLICE ARE OUT OF CONTROL
IGNORING THE CLIMATE EMERGENCY
THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
MY BROWSER HISTORY, MINUS THE PORN
And that’s the way it is,
and nothing will
meaningfully improve
until billionaires fear for their lives

9/25/2025
Logo illustration by Jeff Meyer. Tip ‘o the hat to the Anderson Valley Advertiser, Bleepity-Bleep, Lorem Ipsum Dolor, Mitchipedia, Sloth Unleashed, Toad’s Lily Pad, Voenix Rising, We Are Nothing Like the Gestapo, and anywhere else I’ve stolen links, illustrations, or inspiration.
Special thanks to Linden Arden, Becky Jo, Joey Jo Jo emeritus, Jeff Meyer, John the Basket, Dave S, Name Withheld, and always extra special thanks to my lovely late Stephanie, who gave me 21 years and proved that the world isn’t always shitty.

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