Everyone except (maybe) Trump himself knows he’s cuckoo without any Cocoa Puffs, but Republicans love Trump and Democrats love Republicans so nobody will do anything about it until Trump nukes Ottawa.

Fuck Trump & the Republicans.

Fuck Trump.

Excerpt: Barbara Res, an executive vice president in charge of construction at the Trump Organization, who left the company in the late 1990s, said Mr. Trump was adept at getting news coverage for himself.

“Listen, if he was there and he was escorted by firefighters and first responders, it would be the headline of The Times the next day,” Ms. Res said. “He’d make that happen.”

Me again: Fuck Trump.

Excerpt: And in Leon County, Fla., the elections supervisor, Mark Earley, and his team had envelopes with trackable bar codes on every mail ballot, as the Postal Service wanted. But this week, when the county submitted its envelope for inspection, federal officials rejected it. Mr. Earley worries there isn’t enough time to revamp the envelopes, get the Postal Service’s approval and send ballots.

“If the rule goes into effect, we will have tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of disenfranchised voters in Florida,” he said. “And nationwide, millions, without a doubt.”

Me again: Fuck Trump & the Republicans, and arrest them please. Then fuck them again.

Have I mentioned? Fuck Trump & the Republicans, and most of the Supreme Court.

Fuck that.

Excerpt: The Trump administration has sent dozens of military lawyers to prosecute civilians in three major American cities in the past year, as part of a streak of overwhelming federal law enforcement crackdowns across the country.

Me again: Well, fuck that shit.

Fuck ICE, and arrest them please.

Fuck ICE, and arrest everyone who works there, please.

Oh, yeah, fuck, let’s pretend only two of the guards working at “Alligator Alcatraz” were inflicting cruel and unusual punishment.

How do so many fuckers find the time and energy to hate so many people? Must be fucking exhausting. It’s so much easier to just let people do what they want and be who they want, and not get all worked up about it.

Fuck Trump & the Republicans.

Fuck Nazis. Fuck DeSantis. Fuck Rubio.

Excerpt: Stephen West, a Catholic University historian, said he first noticed that the sign had been changed when he visited Arlington National Cemetery on Sunday.

“The language that used to be on the sign and website described the Memorial correctly. Ezekiel’s sculpture did sanitize slavery, and it did mythologize the Confederacy,” West wrote in a text message to The Washington Post. “And so as a historian, I’m deeply disturbed by the removal of that language and by plans to restore the statue — especially because they’re of a piece with the censoring and slanting of history at other federal sites.”

Trump has previously said he supports efforts to recognize the Confederacy and sees it as a freedom of speech issue.

“When people proudly have their Confederate flags, they’re not talking about racism,” Trump said in a 2020 interview with Fox News. “They love their flag, it represents the South; they like the South.”

Me again: Fuck Trump & the Republicans, and fuck the Confederacy. Also, of course, fuck the rebel flag, and fuck anyone who flies it, wears it, or bumper-stickers it.

Fuck Trump & the Republicans, as they eager protecting child molesters.

Well, fuck, they’re protecting Donald J Trump, of course. And by the way, fuck him.

Excerpt: On August 26, the Treasury Department’s Office of Foreign Assets Control added Autistici/Inventati to its Specially Designated Nationals and Blocked Persons List under Executive Order 13224. Treasury accused A/I of supplying “specialized digital architecture, tools, and services” to what the department described as Antifa cells and other violent far-left organizations. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said the government would bring the “full weight” of its economic tools against what it called their enablers and continue cutting their financial lifelines “until they are eliminated.”

Eleven days later, one of the organizations named in that announcement said it could no longer safely exist.

Me again: Fuck the entire Trump administration.

Excerpt: EveryLibrary, a national political action organization dedicated to defending and advancing public, school and academic libraries, called for state leaders to repeal and replace the law with something that removes criminal penalties and is more consistent with the role of libraries and their place in a healthy society.

Me again: Fuck EveryLibrary, pretending like the solution is better legislation. No, fuckers — the solution is getting rid of the assholes pretending there’s a problem.

Hear ye hear ye: Libraries should check out material to anyone with a card and an interest in said material, regardless of age, and regardless of any other factors the haters dream up to keep “the wrong” material from “the wrong” people.

Fuck your “crackdown” on freedom of speech.

Excerpt: Last Sunday, a crush of agents raided El Corralón, searching for the owner, Marco Sabillon-Urbina, an immigrant from Honduras, but detaining anyone who was in the country illegally.

Me again: How does the New York Times know to state as if it’s fact that these 120 arrested people were “in the country illegally”? They may not have had proof of legal residency in their wallets, or more likely, the immigration agents didn’t ask to see the documents, or didn’t believe the documents weren’t faked, but I’ll wager a month’s Social Security that not all of the 120 arrested were “in the country illegally.”

Sheesh, where’s Lou Grant when we need him? Fuck the New York Times.

Excerpt, from the article’s 20th paragraph: The mayor’s office says that it does not pay the influencers. Still, their proximity and access to a figure as popular as Mr. Mamdani can help increase their own social media following and, by extension, potentially put them in a position to attract paid content sponsorships from commercial brands. Some influencers said that when they feature Mr. Mamdani, the videos get more likes, and viewers watch longer.

Me again: So… what’s the fucking news in this news? The influencers aren’t being paid for posting about Mamdani. They post about him because he’s popular, and their audience wants to see videos about him.

Fuck the New York Times, again.

Fuck Fox News.

“Increasingly cautious” only means no more blatant lies about the voting machine companies that have sued the network. Maria Bartiromo leaked an internal email that said so, which got her fired, as it would almost anywhere.

Excerpt: A lawyer for Ms. Bartiromo, Bryan Freedman, called her “one of the hardest-working journalists throughout her award-winning career.”

Me again: She used to be a journalist? I’m skeptical, but whether she was or wasn’t, fuck Maria Bartiromo.

Fuck these American serial killers, and arrest them please.

Fuck Howard Lutnick, and arrest him please, for pedophilia. He’s all over the Trump-Epstein files.

Fuck Senator Roger Marshall. God, what a shitty MD he must’ve been.

Fuck Elon Musk. And now, will Republican candidates “distance themselves” from such hateful rhetoric?

Fuck Elon Musk. And now, will Republican candidates “distance themselves” from such hateful rhetoric?

Fuck slumlords and fuck landlords.

Fuck Jacob Stokes.

One day, after he does something stupid or gets caught in a scandal, I’ll have to say fuck Zohran Mamdani. But that day ain’t today, and I only hope he continues doing things that ought to be done.

Fuck Google, and fuck Judge Leonie Brinkema.

Fuck MyChart. They’re not the criminals in this matter, but I just generally hate damned near everything about MyChart, so fuck ’em.

Fuck TiVo, and fuck commercials.

Fuck anyone stupid enough to invest in this. You’re going to get ripped off, and it’ll be hilarious.

Fuck the US State Department, probably always but definitely under Trump and Marco Rubio.

People are dying in Cuba because of this, and the blockade and the dying won’t end until Trump is removed from power. Fuck Trump & the Republicans and fuck all of this.

Fuck Netanyahu and fuck Israel.

Fuck the near-Nazis, and fuck the real Nazis they hold dear.

Fuck Jared Kushner and fuck Ivanka Trump.

Excerpt: “Trump is putting America in a position that Niccolò Machiavelli warned all princes against: We are hated, but not feared.”

Me again: Fuck Trump & the Republicans, and fuck Niccolò Machiavelli.

Fuck ICE, fuck REI, and fuck green beanies.

Excerpt: Perhaps more concerningly, the TVs were capable of recording microphone audio when in standby; this continued even after the TV was disconnected from the internet, with audio files stored offline and uploaded once a connection was restored.

Me again: Fuck LG, fuck all the companies keeping dossiers on everyone, and fuck the politicians who won’t make such data-collection illegal.

Fuck Walmart.

Excerpt: The cuts of meat covered by Trump’s proclamation aren’t fresh sirloins, rib-eyes and filets. They’re lean beef trimmings that will be added to fattier American cuts to make ground beef. They’re small chunks of frozen meat that could have been kept in cold storage overseas for years. They are the quintessence of generic industrial meat, imported here to be subsequently processed in massive grinders that combine pieces of tens of thousands of cattle from multiple countries, mainly into fast food hamburgers.

Me again: Fuck Trump’s 660-million pounds of make-ya-sick meat.

Excerpt: More people are believed to have died from illnesses related to the attacks in the years afterward than on Sept. 11 itself.

Me again: Fuck Giuliani.

Fuck crypto.

Fuck Trump & the Republicans.

The kid was in a hyperbaric chamber to be “treated” for attention deficit hyperactivity disorder — a quack-quack treatment, overseen by someone with no medical training. That’s how a child gets fatally scammed to death. Well, fuck the quacks, fuck the kid’s parents, and especially fuck the people pushing quackery.

Fuck Trump & the Republicans, of course, but also fuck Lonnie Bunch. Maybe he wanted a cushy job in a fancy office overseeing quiet museums, but Trump wants to bulldoze history and facts, and Bunch’s pushback was half-assed, and in quitting he knows his replacement will be worse, so he’s basically helping Trump shaft the Smithsonian. Fuck that.

Fuck Florida International University,

Excerpt (from the audio link): “The Secretary of the Treasury is using the IRS to advance a pro-White Nationalist agenda. That is extraordinary.”

Me again: Fuck and arrest Scott Bessent & the Republicans. Do not fuck Wesleyan University.

Fuck Texas, and fuck Texas A&M.

Fuck high school, of course, but fuck Texas and fuck everyone involved in this, making the chance of an education less and less likely.

Excerpt: The man was found to be carrying two pistols and a Taser after he was detained, according to the Ohio State Highway Patrol. Ohio law allows residents to possess and carry concealed firearms without a permit. …

Asked about the man’s intent, the sheriff said: “I think it was to ask her a couple of questions. He was just, you know, pretty aggressive about it.” (Sheriff Greene has endorsed Dr. Acton’s Republican opponent, Vivek Ramaswamy, in the governor’s race.)

Me again: What matters here isn’t another armed nutcase. America has millions of those. What matters is a sheriff downplaying the incident — saying basically, Aw, shucks, it weren’t nothing. Fuck the sheriff, and fuck all the politicians always against gun control.

Fuck assholes with guns.

Fuck that entirely. The fair use of a newspaper is a human reading it.

Fuck Paul Schrader.

Nobody is prepared for any aspect of the shitstorm that’s coming. Picture the worst natural disaster you’ve ever seen or read about, and in a few years that’ll be just another day, everywhere. We are so fucked.

Excerpt: On April 16, 1862, President Abraham Lincoln signed a bill emancipating enslaved people in Washington, the end of a long struggle. But to ease slaveowners’ pain, the District of Columbia Emancipation Act paid those loyal to the Union up to $300 for every enslaved person freed.

Me again: Fuck that shit entirely.

Excerpt: The establishment’s favorite “radical” feminist, Steinem worked with the CIA to promote reactionary propaganda and helped direct the women’s liberation movement into a corporate-friendly, anti-socialist direction.

Me again: Fuck the CIA.

This is supposed to be a heartwarming human interest story about an “experienced snake-handler” dumb enough to get bitten on his thumb as he tried to shove a very venomous snake into a cage. My sympathies are immediately with the snake.

The thumb-bitten snake handler needed a superfancy antivenom, which would have to be flown in, but this was right after 9/11/2001, and George W Bush (worst and dumbest President to that time, though he’s a distant second place now) had shut all of American air space. But not to worry, the venom guy knew a guy who knew a guy, and got extra special permission to fly a plane. It’s always who you know.

And meanwhile, it’s for certain half a dozen people died because they didn’t know anyone who knew anyone, so they couldn’t get rush-rush permission to be airlifted to a big-city hospital or whatever. They never made it into the Washington Post.

Man, fuck all this “feel good” shit.

An umpire orders a rookie pitcher to straighten his hat? Lots of players wear their hats slightly tilted, and there’s no rule against it, so “power-tripping” seems like an accurate description of the ump’s behavior.

Factor in that the umpire is white and the rookie is black, and the ump said, “The kid’s not going to wear his hat like that on my field,” and it starts looking even odder.

Fuck bigoted baseball umpires.