
Today’s theme song:
Also Sprach Zarathustra,
by Richard Strauss & Deodato
These spiders sleep like humans. But do they dream?
“I was a little too young to get involved and go to South America for the Jonestown massacre.”
Let’s take a 58-second ride between stations on Copenhagen’s automated light metro.
Dr. Robert Cornish was a real-life Victor Frankenstein
The bathroom has always been where America fights about who belongs

It’s so crazy & crazymaking to keep hearing people complain about gas prices, as if gas prices are the absolute fuck-up of Donald Trump. People are passionate when they say this, they’re angry, and they’re idiots.
Gas prices are one of the fuck-ups of Donald Trump, yeah, but they’re one of many, many, so many fuck-ups of Donald Trump, and not in the top thousand. Sweet jeebers, war has been started, another war is being lost, fishermen are being killed, billions of dollars have been pilfered, most of America’s longest alliances are in ruins, important American agencies have been kneecapped and padlocked, secret police roam the cities abducting anyone they fancy long as they’re not white, on and on and on, but and the one and only thing you’re angry about is the price of a tank of gas? Cordially, fuck off with that shit.
And now the news…
The House report also alleges Donald Trump was an “active participant” in Jeffrey Epstein’s rapes and trafficking. The Times coverage, clickable from the above link, says “Democrats are working to paint Republicans as corrupt.”
Former Miss Switzerland Beatrice Keul alleges Donald Trump raped her at the Plaza Hotel in 1993
People has the story the New York Times won’t run. Gotta say, a little off-topic perhaps, but what’s up with People? It used to be all fluff all the time, and it’s still mostly fluff, but I keep seeing… journalism there! Crazy!
RFK Jr makes bigoted remarks about Arabs at Michigan campaign event
Why does the New York Times use ‘bigoted’ in this headline about something bigoted RFK Jr said, but never use ‘bigoted’ when talking about President Trump’s daily bigoted remarks about Somalis, Arabs, and anyone he’s angry at? Seriously, why does the paper of record tell the truth just this once, instead of making it a habit?

In leaked audio, Flock CEO tells cops backlash to the company isn’t real
US government is hiding a secret court ruling about how it spies on Americans
Can states force social media sites to carry warning labels?

Judge rebuffs Trump DoJ’s bid to force California to set aside 20,000 ballots
Excerpt: “This case is about the right of every American citizen to vote in a free and fair election,” Carter wrote in his Wednesday evening ruling. “Never before in American history has the federal government, on the eve of an election, sought to coerce a state and local government to abandon their own Constitutional elections procedures and bend to the will of the Executive Branch.”
“In bringing this lawsuit, the Executive would have this Court believe that it reigns as a sole sovereign,” Carter continued. “But California and its people are sovereign, too.”
Conservative influencers charged with voter fraud in Minnesota primary
California election official says federal agents threatened him over ‘voter fraud’
Trump’s voting fraud squad proudly announces it has arrested 28 of California’s 23-million voters
Washington Post studied 180 voter-fraud cases. Many charged cite honest mistakes.

Trump: “We didn’t start the war with Iran. Iran started the war with us.”
In Islamophobic rant, Trump seeks to stir Republican base in Michigan
US President says “Norway has become a shithouse country, actually.”
Low-flying aircraft buzzes White House in unannounced Halloween party stunt
Trump says ‘Talafreako’ says God is transgender, and Jesus wants sex changes for little children
Trump on solar panels: “They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry.”
Trump says he will ban the term artificial intelligence

Trump regime attempting to prosecute former FBI Director James Comey again
Grand Jury declines to bring charges against Cassidy Hutchinson
Justice Department seeks revenge against Trump critics
Judge orders reinstatement of Epstein prosecutor illegally fired by Trump over her last name
AOC tidies up in case federal agents stop by for raid

Pretti family accuses federal government of ‘shielding Alex’s killers’
A damning account alleges Jared Kushner conducted diplomacy for profit
Jared Kushner is not a noted humanitarian, diplomat, philanthropist, or anything within walking distance of such qualifications. He’s a rich bastard, that’s all. Of fucking course he’s driven by profit.
Hegseth fires general he accused of leaking information Media
Excerpt: When asked about the firing on Thursday, President Trump mistook General Sylvia for a woman: “She’s got problems,” Mr. Trump said. “She’s going to have big problems. We’re very much looking for leakers.”
Me again: Anyone fired by the Trump regime who wasn’t also hired by the Trump regime should be offered their jobs back after the trials. With back pay, of course.

The Epstein Files Transparency Act was signed into law on November 19, 2025, requiring the Justice Department to release all the files within in 30 days. And yet, a year late, about 99% of the Trump-Epstein files remain unreleased. Why is that, do you suppose?
Hanging death of Jeffrey Epstein whistleblower is latest connected to his circle
Ramaswamy tries to reframe controversial ad, claiming it wasn’t about child sex abuse amid protests
Republican candidate in Georgia is arrested on child molestation charges
State Sen. Brent Taylor (R-Memphis) has sent unsolicited nude photos as recently as 2021

Kamala Harris: “I think that going in the direction of impeachment is not a good idea.”
Texas Children’s Hospital opens transgender detransition clinic under $10-million settlement
Officials back Trump’s claim that DC arch is needed for national security

Republicans are the party of rape, racism, cruelty, hatred, and lies…
Texas Republican candidate uses AI to create Black ‘supporters’ in political ad
In Sen. Roger Marshall’s longtime hometown, public support is lukewarm
John Oliver: The difference between Republicans and Nazis is mighty blurry

Right-wing millionaires and billionaires own the Los Angeles Times, Washington Post, CBS News, CNN, virtually every local TV and radio station, most local newspapers, and Facebook, Threads, TikTok, and Xitter. Most of the rest of the media is owned by right-wing corporations. The news is ‘shaded’ and algorithmed in favor of gazillionaires and corporations, and you are being lied to.
Western media accept Trump’s plundering of Venezuelan oil as business as usual
New York Times exclusive: Inside Democrats’ secret effort to stack Alaska’s ballot
This is a big bowl of so what? It’s unseemly but not illegal to recruit candidates with similar names, hoping to pilfer votes.
Excerpt: Republicans have also taken advantage of this system. When Ms. Peltola ran for re-election to the House two years ago, the state Republican Party backed an effort to help a Democrat — an inmate who ran his campaign from a New York prison — stay on the ballot.
Me again: So the scoop is, Democrats tried to win an election and used Republican-like tactics?
This brings to mind the four, count ’em four front page New York Times stories on Hillary Clinton’s emails, in the ten days leading up to the 2016 election. Like most major media, the Times prefers right-wing candidates and politics, and they’re eager to tip the scales.
Hasan Piker sues CNN’s Scott Jennings in $7-million defamation suit
Excerpt: Jennings played a doctored video of Piker and invented a quotation to falsely accuse him of calling for Black Americans to be lynched on The Scott Jennings Show podcast in August, the complaint alleges. Jennings also sought to use the manipulated video to criticize Democrats, according to the complaint. …
“Mr. Jennings did not merely mischaracterize something Mr. Piker said,” the complaint says. “He took a false, fabricated, and manipulated video of Mr. Piker, added a made-up quotation that Mr. Piker never uttered, and then made accusations that went beyond even what the manipulated footage purported to show.”
Pennsylvania House approves support for shrinking news operations across state
Excerpt: The first bill creates and funds a Pennsylvania Civic Information Consortium to distribute grants to fill critical information gaps in local news operations. The group would be an independent body separate from state government to ensure editorial independence, protect against government interference and allow it to seek money from local, state and national foundations.
The second establishes a state fellowship program for local news to put early-career journalists in community newsrooms where local coverage has diminished or vanished in recent years. According to Rabb, California, New Mexico and Washington already have such fellowship programs in place.
Why Dan Froomkin is suing Donald Trump

RFK Jr to allow broad use of unapproved peptide injections
This is waltzing with thalidomide.
‘Pure arrogance’: anger in Finland as Google illegally fells 250,000 trees for data center
The abortion pill could prevent breast cancer—but bans are slowing research
Trump loosens rules for oil firms to cut methane

Florida’s education chief warns against AI in schools, in articles apparently written by AI
Billionaire dismantling Dept of Education wants $43K for new furniture

Borders are silly and imaginary, the reasons for restricting immigration and deporting law-abiding immigrants are bullshit, and the people saying it’s necessary are invariably monsters, so fuck it. Dismantle ICE, tear down the gates, and open the borders.
Trump’s deportations are sending people to their deaths
Documents support claim ICE has detained a mentally ill US citizen since January
California man dies in ICE concentration camp
Prisoner at Georgia ICE concentration camp dies as hunger strike continues
ICE is running one of the largest anti-left surveillance operations in US history
ACLU releases video of ICE agent slashing observers’ tire
ICE plan to buy robot dogs spurs protest from hundreds of Boston Dynamics employees

AI boom looks a lot like the housing bubble
Dollar General overcharged millions at checkout for years, FTC and 20 states allege
Anthropic files its ‘IPO’ — but all the key numbers are missing
Excerpt: As a serious business proposition, you’d be nuts to go for this. Large language models are a commodity. The idea that chatbots will make a leap to artificial general intelligence is absurd.
And yet Anthropic tells us its AI will cure diseases! It’ll take away all the jobs, but also improve the economy! It’ll do magical things that were impossible for mere humans. If it doesn’t destroy us all!
Shell profits double to $10.8-billion as Iran war pushes up margin on oil
NBA partners with Kalshi and Polymarket amid regulation fight

Led by Elon Musk, 515 superrich people have donated $4.2-billion to SuperPACs for 2026 elections
How Elon Musk sabotaged Ukraine
Excerpt: On October 11, a confidential memo went out to military officers across Ukraine, urging them to brace for a catastrophe. Donald Trump had decided earlier that week to ease U.S. sanctions on Russia and to begin buying its diesel fuel. Based on that shift in White House policy, the memo foresaw another act of American betrayal: the loss of access to the Starlink satellite network, which Ukraine uses to operate its drone fleet.
The document warned that Elon Musk, the creator of Starlink, might soon restrict service in Ukraine, and it urged users of the technology to “keep all communication alternatives to Starlink on standby—ready for immediate use—and develop contingency plans.” Two days later, the warnings began to come true. Starlink faltered across the war zone, grounding drones and halting military operations. In one case, it led to the loss of Ukrainian naval drones in the Black Sea, according to two people familiar with that mission.
Former Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer needed AI to identify what’s special about her daughter
Excerpt: The task was part of an assignment from her 10-year-old daughter Marielle’s grade school teacher. It was pretty simple: come up with three bullet points summating what made Marielle special. Overwhelmed with the “range and complexity of potential answers,” as the NYT tells it, Mayer asked Dazzle.
“It came back and was like, your daughter is empathetic, creative and an animal lover,” Mayer told the paper, evidently proud of outsourcing the task of knowing basic facts about her own child.

Brazil: Lula wins stunning upset over Flávio Bolsonaro in blow to far right & Trump
Serbia’s student-led movement ousts strongman Aleksander Vučić in shock election result

DHS hack exposes 40,000 employee names and undercover ICE agents
Excerpt: The DHS has worked to conceal the identities of CBP and ICE agents, who have carried out anti-immigration raids around the US, while also tracking down online critics. “They have our information, so it’s only fair that we have theirs,” the “Department of Peace” hacker said, according to TechCrunch. This leak comes just weeks after hackers stole data from the FBI on its employees and job applicants.
Pentagon treating military base freezer malfunctions as suspected cyberattack, officials say
‘A killer cop lives here’: Brooklyn arrests raise questions about limits of free speech
Gay dad won’t face charges after punching anti-gay MAGA influencer who tricked him into an interview
Who is London’s mystery Batman doing good deeds?
Flock camera destroyed in Granite Falls amid growing local criticism

Appeals Court rules immigrants jailed by ICE have no constitutional right to bond
Brazilian judge orders investigation into JD Vance donor network
Uh-oh — will Trump order an invasion of Brazil next?
Judge orders Trump officials to outline election demands sent to states

Street parking should be illegal, or taxed what the real estate is worth.
Banning cars might save London’s Oxford Street
Excerpt: Cars, lorries, vans, taxis, buses, bicycles, ebikes, scooters will be banned. Nothing but pedestrians (and emergency vehicles) will be allowed in.
Me again: The mistake is banning bikes. Other than that, this is a good idea.
Man dies at Houston’s new homeless shelter, city and operator stay silent
The common denominator in every car crash is a car

AI is the grandest theft of intellectual property since the inventions of intellect and property. AI must be exploded and abrogated, but until then, whenever it’s used, the legal standard must be, you’re liable for whatever your AI software does.
AI is ‘on track to crowd out human decision-making’ in warfare, UN official warns
Apollo Global analysis shows no-one besides the biggest tech giants is seeing benefits from AI
OpenAI trumpets 3 more math and science results, along with a new plan for publishing them
She trusted ChatGPT with her medication decisions. It cost her everything.
AI-driven disinformation running rampant on social media before US midterms, experts warn
Microsoft and Epic Games suddenly agree that AI is theft
UK politician got deepfaked, and now she’s taking xAI to court

Climate change is real. It’s already underway, it’s going to get worse, and then it’s going to get worse than that. It’s never going to stop getting worse, as long as capitalism and the quest for money decides everything.
Satellites show some of the strongest evidence the AMOC is weakening
Super-rich get ‘double dividend’ from causes and costs of climate crisis, report finds
Slovenia mourns loss of glacier on its highest peak after scorching summer

American cops are armed and dangerous, barely trained, barely supervised. They can get away with anything, and do.
Canadian police officer who allegedly urinated on homeless people faces ethics probe
Florida deputy fired after pictures of naked female inmates discovered on his device
Bodycam calls bullshit on Florida cop who said woman, 67, had beaten him during traffic stop
For fleeing a traffic stop, Georgia cops chase vehicle and kill driver with PIT maneuver
Grand jury indicts retired NYPD detective on murder charge in alleged road-rage bridge shooting
Now-former Pennsylvania cop is charged with a flurry of sex crimes

Religious followers believe their god protects and guides them, but god never shows up. Every religion is led only by humans, who often turn out to be charlatans, swindlers, or perverts.
Arizona pastor who pleaded guilty to sex crimes against minor sentenced to prison
Colorado church volunteer is arrested for sexual assaulting of a child
Church security guard in Florida is arrested for kiddie porn
South Carolina church daycare worker charged in alleged child sexual assault
South Carolina pastor arrested on child sex charges

These are the recently deceased whose work touched my life, or accomplished things I respect, or made the world a bit better, and sometimes (but not often enough) some fuckers who should’ve died much, much younger.
Angry Anderson
rock’n’roller, Rose Tattoo
Barbara Barrie
actress, Breaking Away
Eric Bauza
voice actor, Looney Tunes
Dolores Huerta
United Farm Workers
Donnie Iris
rock’n’roller, “The Rapper”
Peggy King
actress, Zero Hour!
Walter Koenig
actor, Star Trek
Susan Saint James
actor, Kate & Allie
Patrick Stewart
He made it so.

Nothing will meaningfully improve
until billionaires fear for their lives.
10/29/2026
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