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    CRANKY OLD FART #279
    leftovers & links

    Tuesday, Feb. 21, 2023
    — — —
    On Sunday I went to my brother’s house for our monthly movie
    together, and we happened to catch a few minutes of a TV newscast.And … [read more]

  • The woman in pajamas

    I don’t remember which route it was, but a few days ago my a bus driver was ridiculously COVID-conscious, for a date so late in the pandemic. … [read more]

  • Guacamole and glass

     Or, “One fine morning
    at the bus station”
    On a rare bench at the transit center, an old black lady and an old white lady were huddled close together.They’re … [read more]

  • The third signs

    At breakfast with my mom yesterday, she didn’t say anything in the entire hour that she hasn’t said to me a hundred times since I moved back to Seattle last year:

    CRANKY
    OLD FART

    #278

    leftovers
    & links

     
    Sunday,
    Feb.

     … [read more]
  • McLibel, and six more movies

     McLibel (2005)In the early 1990s, Helen Steel and Dave Morris
    were Greenpeace activists who wrote a zine/flyer called What’s Wrong
    with McDonald’s
    , and handed out copies on the sidewalk in front of a
    London McDonald’s.A … [read more]

  • Three personal references

    Most job applications want three personal references. For a hermit, introvert, and largely friendless person like me, that’s a challenge. I don’t have many friends, and don’t want to pester the few I have with phone calls from my potential employers. … [read more]

  • Riding the bus with cops

    There’s a 7-Eleven out the window on my homebound bus. I’ve only seen
    it in passing, never set foot inside, but one afternoon it was boarded
    up and padlocked, and I was momentarily saddened at the loss of junk
    food and jobs in the neighborhood. … [read more]

  • Farewell to the Post Office

    The Post Office
    Part 1     Part 2     Part 3This is depressing, so I’ll try (but fail) to keep it brief.I hated my second shift at USPS last night, and I’m giving up on the job. … [read more]

  • Hallmark Holiday

    by Paul ModicIt was the day before Valentine’s Day and I had no prospects, but I didn’t care, I’m used to it. My friend really wanted a date so I sorta steered my other friend toward her but he couldn’t commit, typical male! … [read more]

  • A very big machine

    The Post Office
    Part 1     Part 2     Part 3
    Monday was sunny like springtime, unseasonably warm, and then a huge hailstorm and wicked thunder in the evening, and when I woke up on Tuesday there’d been accumulations of snow.Some … [read more]

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