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  • I’d rather be alone.

    CRANKY
    OLD FART

    #238

    leftovers
    & links

     
    Sunday,
    Nov. 27, 2022

    I am lactose-intolerant. If I have even a single yogurt or glass of milk, I’ll be farty in a few hours. … [read more]

  • The Parallax View, and six more movies

    THE
    NEVERENDING
    FILM FESTIVAL

    #112

    Saturday,
    Nov. 26, 2022

    Ready for another trip to The Recliner Cinema?Today it’s a parody of mid-20th Century America, two cop/buddy bombs (one of which is pretty good), a conspiracy cover-up, a sci-fi that foregoes any human side, bad dreams of Freddy Krueger, and the return of the Star Ship Enterprise. … [read more]

  • Being a woman

    On a bus ride, a COVID-masked young woman sat opposite me in one of the sideways seats, holding her keys in her hand, but keys out, not keys in. … [read more]

  • Flatmates’ Thanksgiving

    All I wanted was some damned toast for breakfast. I stepped into an
    empty kitchen this morning, and it felt safe. My flatmate Dean usually
    turns the rock’n’roll on as soon as he’s awake, but no music was coming
    from his room, so I put four slices of wheat into the toaster. … [read more]

  • Thanksgiving, 2022

    with special guest star
    Billy Graham

    For Thanksgiving, most of my family was with their families, but seven of us met for dinner at the Golden Spoon in Federal Way:

    • my mom
    • Katrina, my sister
    • Max, Katrina’s long-time boyfriend
    • Adelle, Katrina’s long-time friend
    • Anna, my dead brother Ralph’s widow
    • Ernest, Anna’s adult son
    • and me — Doug, the fat hermit

    Katrina and Mom I know well, of course, and we get together for breakfast every Saturday with no lulls in the conversation. … [read more]

  • Faces

    CRANKY
    OLD FART

    #236

    leftovers
    & links

     
    Thursday,
    Nov. 24, 2022

    Are there any people anywhere who gather with relatives on the holidays, and leave in good spirits? I … [read more]

  • I’ve Heard the Mermaids Singing, and six more movies

    THE
    NEVERENDING
    FILM FESTIVAL

    #111

    Wednesday,
    Nov. 23, 2022

    What shall we watch today? Post-apocalyptic excellence, pre-apocalyptic excellence, the secret life of an ordinary woman, William S Burroughs being all artsy fartsy, a cheap but effective thriller, stupid science fiction, and “Smart People on Ice.” … [read more]

  • Declining an invitation

    Yesterday was a day off from writing, not even on purpose. There was simply nothing to say.

    CRANKY
    OLD FART

    #235

    leftovers
    & links

     
    Wednesday,
    Nov.

     … [read more]
  • Not a Hallmark movie

    Dean knocked on my door, then knocked on Robert’s door, inviting both of us into the kitchen to eat barbecue chicken he’d just made. (Dean and Robert are my flatmates in the shared house, if that needs re-explaining.) … [read more]

  • A walk halfway home

    For months now, I’ve been unemployed and barely looking for a job, watching my savings dwindle and enjoying movies from my recliner. Some days, and sometimes for several days in a row, I don’t get out of the recliner at all except to microwave a meal, use the toilet, or maybe take a shower.It’s … [read more]

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