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  • “You sell hot dogs!”

    My apologies. One of the things I like best about these collections of leftover mini-articles and links is finding or creating amusing illustrations. None of that today. … [read more]

  • Dawn

    A few days ago, re-posting yellowed text from my 1990s zine Pathetic Life, there was an entry where I mentioned an old friend named Dawn, only to compare her to a cat that had adopted me. … [read more]

  • Brick and Diary of a Mad Housewife, and five more movies

    For your motion picture enjoyment today: a movie in a madhouse, a time traveling bartender, a teenage hooker on the run, a documentary about a beloved character from children’s books, the misery of being a married woman, a gritty adolescent crime drama, and a solution to the eternal question of who shot JFK. … [read more]

  • Perpetually unimpressed

    The sign and pole had been been crunched, uprooted, and left on a slight, grassy hill leading up to an apartment complex, beside a busy road. … [read more]

  • Office Space, and six more movies

    This is it. Night of nights. Show of shows, and height of heights. Today’s movies: small town life after the tornado, building a railroad across Africa in 3D, prisoners in outer space, a workplace comedy that works, a thriller that doesn’t, the end of all life on earth except for TV actors, and a flaming sack of poop from the American right. … [read more]

  • Just someone with troubles

    I’d picked up a book at the library, and was headed to Mrs Rigby’s for lunch. At the southbound bus stop, an older white lady was waiting, wearing a cloth coat, and beside her, a granny cart, the tall kind that old folks use for bringing groceries home. … [read more]

  • Happiness and Passengers, and five more movies

    Now playing: A baboon out for blood, a movie designed to offend you, a smart sci-fi on a sleeper ship, a stupid action movie with hairy stars, an unwatchable zombie pic and its sequel, and the much better sequel to a lousy movie. … [read more]

  • Following my cucumbers

    Me, looking grumpy, reading the news

    CRANKY OLD FART
    #221

    Monday,
    Oct. 31, 2022

    A woman on the bus was listening to her electronic device, without earbuds or headphones, so everyone had to listen. … [read more]

  • “Do you know these people?”

    Most of my magazine subscriptions have lapsed (and nowadays I have to clarify, I’m talking about periodicals published on paper), but I do like reading something — on paper — when I’m eating alone at the diner. … [read more]

  • The Howl of Winterland, and six more movies

    What shall we watch today? A quintessential American action flick, a documentary about a strike in the 1970s, a Hungarian comedy-drama that perfectly captures childhood, another bloody terror from Dario Argento, a sketch comedy show that forgets to be funny, white high school boys in trouble, and a brilliant short film about COVID, Santa, and relationships. … [read more]

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