Florida’s Republican Governor bans sex ed classes from mentioning anatomy and contraceptives Then what’s left to be taught?
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In Alabama, prison guards accused of violence and misconduct carry out secretive executions
Attention Kmart shoppers:
The last full-size Kmart in the mainland United States is closingIt’s not nostalgia. It’s the scene of a crime.
Remember that DNA you gave 23andMe?
Ohio residents flock to Springfield’s Haitian restaurants: “They are family”
It’s unclear who paid Melania Trump $237,500 for a campaign speech
OpenAI looks to shift away from fake nonprofit roots and convert itself to for-profit company
A court reporter wrote about a few trials. Then an AI decided he was actually the culprit.
Republican attorneys general from 17 states join Texas in defending politicians’ right to ban books
US public schools banned 10,000 books in most recent academic year
As death rate surges, Texas asks Supreme Court to let it keep denying care to pregnant women
Hundreds of women were prosecuted over pregnancy-related crimes the year after Roe v. Wade fell
Freedom from Religion Foundation:
Your body belongs to you — not the church, not the state
Trump says he’ll use federal forces to invade U.S. cities over immigration policy
Trump says people who criticize Supreme Court justices should be jailed
Childless Republican candidate borrows friend’s wife and kids for photo ops
The New York Times kinda sucks.
As a lifelong reader and ex-subscriber to the Times, my opinion is that its ordinary day-to-day reporting has problems, but it’s generally within arm’s reach of accurate. The Times‘ coverage of politics, however, is so laughably hollow and bend-over-backwards subservient to America’s right-wing lunatics, it’s best ignored.
Scientists have finally worked out how to save earth from a huge asteroid
Hilton, Marriott and Chipotle bankroll climate opposition, despite green claims It’s so startling to hear this, yawn.
Pollen allergies drove woolly mammoths to extinction, study claims
From 2000, and still a classic:
“The only moral abortion is my abortion”
⚰️ OBITUARIES ⚰️
bear
shot and killedJohn Boos
in county jail Melvin Chavez
shot and killed Frances Conley
neurosurgeon without penis Santino Contreras
shot and killedFrank Coppa
squealer Paul Cripple
rock’n’roller, Reagan Youth Clive Everton
snooker journalist Andrea Nicole Garcia
in county jail Nick Gravenites
rock’n’roller, music for The Trip John Green
shot and killed Fredric Jameson
author, Postmodernism Minhaj Jamshidi
shot and killed Carrie Marie Kwok
shot and killed William Lucy
“I am a man” Ricardo Martinez Olguin
shot and killed Malik Mebane
kid who played football Message Tree
tree Dick Moss
baseball’s free agency Coby Palmer
activist Anthony Rivera
shot and killed Jordan Alvin Simon
shot and killedMaggie Smith
actress, The Prime of Miss Jean BrodieMichael Valentine
accomplice to vehicular mass murder Marcellus Williams
probably not guilty
9/28/2024 Logo illustration by Jeff Meyer. All opinions fresh from my ass. Click any image to enlarge. Comments & conversations invited. Tip ‘o the hat to the Anderson Valley Advertiser, Atomic Raunch, Bleepity-Bleep, Breakfast at Ralf’s, Depsidase, Ensalada de lengua de pajaritos, A Sudden Violent Jerk, Mr Souza’s Happy Place, Voenix Rising, and anywhere else I’ve stolen links, illustrations, or inspiration.Special thanks to Linden Arden, Becky Jo, Wynn Bruce,
Joey Jo Jo emeritus, Jeff Meyer, John the Basket, Dave S, Name Withheld, and always extra
special thanks to my lovely late Stephanie, who gave me 21 years and
proved that the world isn’t always shitty.




























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