All I wanted was some damned toast for breakfast. I stepped into an
empty kitchen this morning, and it felt safe. My flatmate Dean usually
turns the rock’n’roll on as soon as he’s awake, but no music was coming
from his room, so I put four slices of wheat into the toaster.
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| CRANKY OLD FART #237 leftovers |
While
the bread browned, Robert came out of his room and we traded a few
sentences about our respective Thanksgivings yesterday. At the sound of
people talking, of course, Dean poked his head out of his room.Almost
immediately, Dean asked what we were each doing at around 6:00 tonight,
because he wants to cook a dinner for us. “It’s what I do,” he said,
which is something he often says.My toast was cold before I’d
escaped the kitchen, and saying no was politically not an option, so I’m
stuck at my second consecutive Thanksgiving dinner tonight at 6:00. You
have to be a little sociable with flatmates, I think, and this will pay
my dues for several weeks.The obligation awaits me in an hour,
and I do seriously hate obligations. Most people, I think, would enjoy a
free dinner, but a day alone is a good day for me. I hate being
sociable, and I’m looking forward to this flatmates’ Thanksgiving being
over.
Now, the news you need,
whether you know it or not• Days after deadly shooting at LGBTQ club, Twitter bans group that protects LGBTQ • Google is ordered to remove pirate site domains from US search results • Airlines push for lone pilot flights to cut costs despite safety fears • U.S. bird flu outbreak worst on record with 50 million dead birds • Abandoned Greek airport to be transformed into a 600-acre coastal park • Court orders US Navy to pay $154,400 in software piracy damages • Over 20,000 died in western Europe’s summer heatwaves, figures show And it never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops…• As police arrest more seniors, those with dementia face deadly consequences And it never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops…• The massacre at Club Q didn’t happen in a vacuum. There has been a dangerous escalation in hateful anti-LGBT rhetoric. And it never stops, never stops, never stops…
Links I liked• The Supreme Court case that protected flag burning • Decline of key changes in popular music • Brussels sprouts have been genetically engineered to taste better • The story Octavia Butler lived • Polar Bear Jail • Love dart
Mystery links
“Like life itself, there’s no
knowing where you’re going”• click • click • click
♫♬ Mix tape of my mind ♫• “All Who Pass” by Shaolin Afronauts • “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure” by Danny Elfman
The End • George Lois • Kevin O’Neill • Ned Rorem11/25/2022 Cranky Old Fart is annoyed and complains and very occasionally offers a
kindness, along with anything off the internet that’s made me smile or
snarl. All opinions fresh from my ass. Top illustration by Jeff Meyer. Click any image to enlarge. Comments & conversations invited. Tip ‘o the hat to Linden Arden, ye olde AVA, BoingBoing, Breakfast at Ralf’s, Captain Hampockets, CaptCreate’s Log, John the Basket, LiarTownUSA, Meme City, National Zero, Ran Prieur, Voenix Rising, and anyone else whose work I’ve stolen without saying thanks.







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