The odds of the end

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I Live in Fear (1953)
I Touch a Red Button (2011)
I Was a Male War Bride (1949)
O Dreamland (1953)
Threads (1984)

every movie ever made, in alphabetical order
(we’re in the I’s, with random anti-alphabetical cheats)

I Live in Fear (1953)
a/k/a Record of a Living Being

Akira Kurosawa made classic samurai and war movies, but this one’s something different, smaller and more enormous.

A family petitions the court to have Nakajima, their father, declared mentally incompetent, because he fears nuclear warfare. He fears it so much he’s decided to move the whole family to Brazil, after reading research that suggests wind patterns would bring a better chance for surviving WWIII there.

“Madness — inventing such a thing!”

It’s Japan, only a few years after the US bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki, so is he delusional, or simply planning ahead? The delusion, seems to me, is all of us taking the everpresent threat of annihilation for granted.

Nakajima pleads with his family to come with him to South America; they refuse. Being old and wealthy and old-school Japanese, he’s accustomed to having his orders followed, not questioned. But his children aren’t particularly worried about nuclear war, and their own lives are more important to them than their father’s wishes. Which is as it should be, but still sad.

The movie is interesting and intelligent, and I’m definitely recommending it, but there’s a big problem.

Never thought I’d say this about Toshiro frickin’ Mifune, but he’s quite bad as Nakajima, the worrier. Mifune was in his mid-30s, under old man makeup, and kudos to the make-up crew — I wasn’t even aware it was him until reading the credits afterward. But he’s constantly wearing an exaggerated ‘cranky old man’ sneer that looks like a parody of a cranky old man, and makes the character’s justifiable fears look loony.

Verdict: YES.

♦ ♦ ♦

I Touch a Red Button (2011)

This is a music video made by David Lynch, for a listenable song by the band Interpol.

The visuals are low-tech animation, in keeping with the style of Lynch’s earliest film work, and extra movement is provided by shaky camerawork. It shows a rather deformed man in black, chasing after and repeatedly touching a red button, before being inundated with a flood of red buttons in an otherwise balck-and-white landscape.

I wasn’t able to find a thematic connection between the visuals and the song — “All that I fear / Don’t turn away / And leave me to plead in this hole of a place…” — but the animation and music are enough to hold your attention for six minutes.

Verdict: YES.

♦ ♦ ♦

I Was a Male War Bride (1949)

Old comedies of this era are a favorite of mine when they’re done right, and this one’s done right. Cary Grant and Ann Sheridan are both reliable stars, so how have I never seen this before? Maybe the weird title put me off?

I Was a Male War Bride is a fine old-style romance, jammed with witty repartee between two characters who loathe each other but are, of course, destined to fall in love.

Grant is a tiny bit brusquer than you’d expect, Sheridan cool as ice water. They’re both military officers overseas during World War II, ordered to work together on a not-particularly important assignment, despite a shared past that’s never explained but ensures that they’re sparring from the film’s first lines of dialogue. It’s delightful dialogue, and the movie’s enjoyable all the way through.

Directed by Howard Hawks, and written by Charles Lederer (Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, His Girl Friday), Leonard Spigelgass (Gypsy, Silk Stockings), and Hagar Wilde (Bringing Up Baby, Carefree with Astaire & Rogers), this would make a fine double feature with any of those classics.

Verdict: YES.

♦ ♦ ♦

O Dreamland (1953)

Welcome to Dreamland, an English amusement park where we gawk at people gawking at caged animals, and playing games of chance with no real chance. Step right up and see torture and executions enacted by animatronics! Hear the worst-ever rendition of “I Believe”!

This is only 13 minutes, and it’s from Lindsay Anderson (If…, This Sporting Life), but it feels almost John Waters-level grotesque, even though it’s only ordinary people being ordinary. What a ride!

Verdict: YES.

♦ ♦ ♦

Threads (1984)

In the 1980s, there was a flurry of ominous TV movies about the threat and realities of nuclear war — The Day After, Testament, Special Bulletin, etc. This might be the best, and holy cripes it’s a nightmare.

This is how it’ll go down when the world blows up — a few days of breaking news bulletins on TV, same as always happens when there’s an “international incident,” only what if the diplomats don’t save the day, the leaders don’t listen to reason?

Threads was made for television by the BBC, and much of its strength comes from being a TV show. In its first twenty minutes, it looks like any ordinary Brit drawing room drama, with TV and radio reports as familiar background noise for anyone who has a TV set. Those mundane ingredients add to an overwhelming gutpunch when things stop being mundane, and you’re given a glimpse of the future you’d never want to see.

“If anyone dies while you are kept in your fallout room, move the body to another room in the house. Label the body with name and address, and cover it as tightly as possible in polythene, paper, sheets, or blankets. If, however, you have had a body in the house for more than five days, and if it is safe to go outside, then you should bury the body for the time being in a trench or cover it with earth, and mark the spot of the burial.”

Threads is not entertainment, and it’s too much a horror to call it a horror movie. It’s a hardcore reminder that beyond our blasé day-to-day decisions — what brand of tuna to buy and who to marry — the bigger matters are beyond pretending we’re in charge. We’re at the mercy of people we’ll never meet, who believe they’re our betters when they’re actually our worsers, but they’re in charge.

Written by Barry Hines, who wrote Ken Loach’s Looks and Smiles, and the novel Kes (1969) was based on. Directed by Mick Jackson, who later went Hollywood and made The Bodyguard and Temple Grandin.

Verdict: BIG YES.

Seems I’m on an end-of-the-world kick, with The Dead Zone a few days ago and I Live in Fear and Threads today. It’s not an intentional choice, but I am worried, and we all ought to be. An abject madman is in the White House, and the odds of the end are going up.

6/2/2025

Logo illustration by Jeff Meyer. No talking once the lights dim, and only real butter on the popcorn, not that fake yellow stuff. 

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14 responses to “The odds of the end”

  1. Claude Reigns Avatar
    Claude Reigns

    Threads is great, much better than The Day After. Have you seen Peter (Punishment Park) Watkins’ The War Game?

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      I don’t think I’ve seen any in this genre that I didn’t like, but I haven’t seen any better than Threads. I’m still like, wow.

      Saw The War Game, but had to re-read my review to remember it. Still wondering how the heck it got classified as a documentary and won that Oscar. It’s great — I remembered that — but it’s not a documentary.

      1. Claude Reigns Avatar
        Claude Reigns

        All of Watkins’ films are “mockumentary” but not meant to be funny, so people get confused.

        1. Doug Holland Avatar

          Oh man, now I gotta see more of his stuff.

  2. granville Avatar
    granville

    To this day when I walk down an unfamiliar street a part of my brain is devoted, sometimes consciously and sometimes unconsciously, to measuring how much protection various buildings would provide in the event of a nuclear war. That’s how big of an impact “Threads” had on our generation. I have no idea how they packed so much into a couple of hours, when I recount the movie later it seems like it must be 5 or 6 hours long. Small details like nuclear winter (a newly proposed theory), or how the next generation’s language begins to degrade, feel like they’re worthy of whole episodes and I don’t think either is considered on-screen for more than 60 seconds.

    And the bureaucrats — that feels like it could be a play, just devoted to that.

    And maybe it feels longer because of the way the “threads” are severed. The star of the show might have been Jimmy had he been home. Instead he’s never seen again.

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      It is a hell of a movie, and yeah, full of so many threads that any of them could’ve been a movie of their own. It could’ve been ten hours long, but I’m glad it isn’t. Works exactly as intended, exactly as it is.

      I kinda felt sorry for the bureaucrats, which is not a feeling I’ve ever had before. They were all ordinary low-key nothing bureaucrats, wither unaware of their ‘secret’ authorities or thought it would never come to that.

      I’d love to have Threads as one of my monthly movies with my brother, but that’s mostly a joke. He prefers very mainstream & ordinary stuff — Airport and Batman, recently. Threads would blow his mind, but the bitch of it is, he’d simply tune out or turn it off, sigh.

  3. granville Avatar
    granville

    And this seems really weird to put in the comments about “Threads” but I’m about halfway through “Pee Wee Herman as Himself,” a new doc, and I think you’d enjoy it.

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      I skimmed a review of it couple of days ago, that gave me the impression it’s heavily focused on the arrest at the porn theater. And that’s important, I guess, can’t leave it out, but if it’s more than five minutes of a two-hour movie it’s too much. Was it a big part of the flick?

  4. granville Avatar
    granville

    It’s 2 parts, about 3 hours total, and that’s not even in the first part at all. The entire part 1 is about his youth, days in San Francisco and LA theater and art scenes, etc. That’s probably the best part of it. The second episode does slow down.

    The main attraction is mainly that he was a serious control freak, and being out of costume and subjecting himself to interviews was subject to constant manipulation and such. But being Paul Reubens, he openly admits it. I can’t think I’ve ever seen a documentary with a subject like this, who is openly debating whether or not he should sabotage it or pour his heart out. He does both, but mainly pours.

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      Openly admitting to his faults, on camera, is perfectly in keeping with everything I know about Paul Reubens. Soon I’ll know more, as I’ve downloaded part one and part two is at 76%…

      Pee-wee’s Playhouse is a fucking masterpiece of television. Binged every episode some years back (which didn’t take long cuz there’s on 45 of ’em despite the show running for five seasons) and dang me, I ought to binge ’em all again.

      1. granville Avatar
        granville

        I think I was in the in-between age where I was neither young enough or old enough to appreciate Pee Wee’s Playhouse at the time. The movie too for that matter but I still remember thinking his voice being dubbed during Pee Wee’s cameo in the movie-in-a-movie was just a hilarious one-off gag.

        This isn’t really touched on but what stood out to me broadly was how pervasive ’50s kitsch was at the time. Pee Wee as a character seems like some refugee from that era, similar to Marlowe in “The Long Goodbye,” except rather than being mocked and fucked with as a man out of time like Marlowe is, Pee Wee recreates that era as viewed from a kid’s memory all around him.

        No spoilers, but there’s one moment where Reubens tells the director something like “well I don’t think you can get away with that just because I liked one of the six documentaries you’ve made,” and it’s kind of impish and catty and I had to rewind to make sure he really just said that. Then looking up the director’s credits, it’s also true! He did a doc on Biosphere 2 recently that somehow made “a group sponsored by a cult and an oil baron goes into an earth-bound ecologically balanced spaceship until Steve Bannon tells them to get out” boring and dull. So I think Reubens is right that he might have been able to make a better documentary about himself.

        1. Doug Holland Avatar

          It’s a stereotype that gay men are catty, but there’s truth to it and it’s often funny, and that’s a great zinger for PR/PWH to say to the director. Yow!

          Hadn’t really connected those dots, but yeah, the show is entirely constructed atop 1950s kitsch. Which is the world’s finest kitsch, of course.

          Pee-wee’s Playhouse was appreciated by children and stoned college students, and I was older than both demographics, but it caught my attention in first run and I loved it. How old were you when you sat down and watched it for reals?

          A stoned grownup and his friends, putting on a show for the kids, is what it looks like to me, though I am certain he wasn’t really stoned. To my thinking it’s still the best kiddie TV show that’s ever been. Kids need more role models who are stoned, or playing stoned.

          1. granville Avatar
            granville

            I was in my early teens when Playhouse was on the air, too old to be dazzled by it but too young to understand what the adults appreciated. It was probably not until 10 years later that I met a rockabilly girl with Betty Page tattoos and a beehive who told me it was her favorite show ever. She seemed too smart and too cool to be fucking with me, so I watched it and I was completely freaked out this was ever on TV. Best I can figure out is all of the CBS execs were heavy drinkers and were never awake for Saturday morning.

            1. Doug Holland Avatar

              Everybody needs a rockabilly girl with Betty Page tattoos.

              CBS or somebody must still be making money on the show. Usually I can find dozens of pirate sites for downloading something popular, but Pee-wee is very well-protected and hard to find. Got it, though. Watched the first ep last night, and damn it’s still terrific…

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