Three more comedies

By request, an interruption of the ordinary alphabetical order of things for a “dumb comedy week of the Neverending Film Festival” — three comedies recommended by readers. None are really dumb, all were fun watching, and there’ll be more, soon.

Police Squad! (in color, 1982)
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
The Wrong Guy (1997)

Police Squad! (in color, 1982)

The beloved Naked Gun, its less beloved sequels, and the recent remake all trace back to this short-lived TV series. Sit back for six episodes of absurdity in detective work, from David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker, after their success with The Kentucky Fried Movie and Airplane!

I remember loving this show when it was on. No VCRs, no rescheduling, so I was in front of the box every week for nonstop nuttiness that stopped too soon, poking at every stupid cliché from the cop genre. Binge-watching it today is the first time I’ve seen it since Thursday nights in the summer of ’82, and it’s still funny, but what whacks me hardest is that every episode is the same:

First, the preposterous opening theme, which is just a jazzy re-do of the theme from American Bandstand, ending with an announced “special guest star” who does nothing but die, and has nothing to do with the plot.

Then comes the crime, which is always stupid. We don’t see “Sargent Frank Drebin, detective lieutenant, Police Squad, a special division of the police force” until the second act, which starts with Drebin driving his puke green squad car, introducing himself in voiceover, and arriving at the scene of the crime, where every week his boss is already waiting.

Like 25-minute clockwork, Drebin solves the crime using nothing but puns and sight gags, charades or a basketball game or a hilarious cameo, and then each episode ends with an epilogue and a back-slapping freeze frame, played for laughs, of course.

In addition to that framework, several of the same jokes recur episode after episode. Like, Drebin never stops his car without hitting something on the sidewalk, and when he needs help cracking the case he always turns to Johnny the shoeshine man (William Duell, from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest), who knows the answers — if he’s paid — to any question, including baseball and existential stuff.

But there was a joke shortage in the early ’80s, and anyway, the jokes are hilarious. Doesn’t matter if they’ve already done that gag, when the gag is still funny.

Leslie Nielsen was always a straight dramatic actor until he became Drebin, and nobody ever took him seriously again. Robert Wuhl, maybe best known as a baseball coach in Bull Durham, was story editor and sometimes co-writer.

The Naked Gun movies had bigger budgets, better tricks, louder laughs, but the TV show is the real deal. I watched all six episodes without a break, then watched them again two days later.

Verdict: BIG YES.

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The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

Leonardo DiCaprio was a child and adolescent actor, perfectly adequate in This Boy’s Life and What’s Eating Gilbert Grape. He’s still a movie star, but in every role since he’s been old enough to vote, he comes across as an arrogant prick.

That’s because he is an arrogant prick, I’m certain. And he’s a lousy actor, so his arrogance and prickery always comes through, whether it’s right for the character or not — see DiCaprio’s assorted arrogant pricks in Catch Me If You Can, Gangs of New York, Inception, Titanic, and every damned thing he’s in.

He stars in this movie, which is why I’d never seen it, never even considered seeing it. Had the impression it’s a drama, but Claude told me it’s a comedy and I’m on a comedy kick, so what the hell, let’s do this… but I knew I’d hate The Wolf of Wall Street.

It’s a gaudy, funny spin through cocaine-addled capitalism, with DiCaprio as an arrogant prick of a crooked stockbroker who rips off clients, lies to everyone, holds orgies in the office, etc. I’m annoyed to report that the movie is enjoyable, and DiCaprio is utterly believable playing basically DiCaprio.

“If anyone here thinks I’m superficial or materialistic, go get a job at fucking McDonald’s, ’cause that’s where you fucking belong!”

Directed by Martin Scorsese, co-starring Jonah Hill and Margot Robbie, with Kyle Chandler, Jon Favreau, Matthew McConaughey, and Rob Reiner.

Billed as a true story, via the actual guy’s memoir, which means he probably comes off better than he was, though he comes off thoroughly awful. It’s not really a comedy, but I laughed more often than at most movies trying to be funny.

It’s as ridiculous and excessive as America itself, at least until the second half, when it loses momentum as DiCaprio rather badly attempts to play ‘drug overdose’ and ‘forced to wear a wire’. And even then, what comes across most is ‘arrogant prick’.

Still, my verdict is yes, for the movie’s first half and its uncommonly honest overview of capitalism as for, by, and only about arrogant pricks.

Verdict: YES.

♦ ♦ ♦

The Wrong Guy (1997)

“You will never grow one single ear of your filthy corn here.”

Typed, there’s nothing particularly funny about that line, but in context it’s a belly laugh, and there’s a lot of that going around in this flick.

So… Nelson Hibbert expects a promotion at the office, and when he doesn’t get it, he becomes enraged and tells the CEO he’ll kill him. After he’s escorted away by Security, Hibbert cries for a while, then barges into the boss’s office and finds him dead, so he screams and pulls the knife out of the dead boss’s body, getting himself covered with blood, and then runs down the office hallway screaming bloody murder and still holding the knife.

Hibbert’s sure he’ll be the prime suspect, so he goes on the lam, but a hidden camera recorded video of the murder, so the cops know Hibbert isn’t the perp. They aren’t chasing him, which makes this an unusual chase movie.

A comedy built over the bare bones of a Hitchcock plot, The Wrong Man opens with a faux Saul Bass title sequence that sets the mood, with music that apes Bernard Herrmann’s thriller scores.

Written by Dave Foley, David Anthony Higgins, and Jay Kogen, and directed by David Steinberg, who gives himself a Hitchcockian cameo. Foley, Higgins, and Jennifer Tilly star, with Tilly given little to do beyond being cute & sexy, at which she’s a natural.

A few moments of greatness, like the send-up of the “getaway via freight train” trope, but the film’s great accomplishment is that It works as satire, sometimes just silliness, and always delivers at least a smile, and I mean always. It’s an hour and a half without even a brief moment that isn’t fun, funny, or at least amusing.

Verdict: BIG YES.

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Why Hollywood keeps making soulless movies

The Man in the High Castle destroyed every swastika prop after filming, so nothing could end up as a souvenir or extremist symbol

A home away from home: Goodbye to the Lake Street Screening Room

The Street Fighter (1974)

8/7/2026

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13 responses to “Three more comedies”

  1. Claude Reigns Avatar
    Claude Reigns

    I love the scene early on when Belfort strolls into the penny-stock strip mall office desperate for a job, and proceeds to rack up a cold-call phone sale, to the amazement of everyone there. Love Spike Jonze in that scene, love him in all his acting roles (Three Kings, etc.)

    Also love the scene where Jonah Hill first meets Belfort in the diner.

    I do think Scorsese and his sycophants are utterly full of shit when they say this is a “cautionary tale” because he simply has a history of films admiringly obsessed with thugs, assholes, murderers, etc. He’s a little man with big man envy, and it’s irresponsible and dangerous. I think Goodfellas is way overrated for the same reasons. Oddly, I think his “religious” films are more vulnerable and better – Last Temptation of Christ and Silence are fantastic and heartbreaking, and really do convey a genuine message about freedom and forgiveness and so on.

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      I didn’t grok that it’s “a true story” until afterwards, and Jonah Hill (especially fat Jonah Hill) is one of my favorites, always great.

      But that cold-call scene kinda bugged me. You got me curious enough to queue it up and watch that scene again:

      It’s a salesman being an effective salesman, selling penny stocks on a sales call, in front of a room full of other penny stock salesmen who all hush and stop making calls to listen in. One of them asks, “How’d you fuckin’ do that?” after Belfort closes the deal, and the room bursts into applause. Like they’ve never made a sale? Even if the sale was the equivalent of a home run, in a room full of salesmen was it really the first or best home run they’d ever seen?

      The salesmanship that blew me away was the first guy who played “Sell me this pen.”

      You’re right about the “cautionary tale” bit. Scorsese clearly loves these people, and loves what they did, same as Belfort loved what he did. It’s a fantasy. Scorsese wishes it was him, and the audience is supposed to wish it was them.

      I frickin’ loved Last Temptation of Christ, despite it being damned devout. It’s as Christian a movie as Ben-Hur, and Jesus himself would’ve bought a ticket and a popcorn.

  2. granville Avatar
    granville

    Truly the funniest thing about The Wolf of Wall Street is that it was funded by brazen financial scams even more insane than anything depicted in the movie:

    https://web.archive.org/web/20180917105357/https://www.straitstimes.com/world/united-states/leonardo-dicaprio-turns-over-marlon-brando-oscar-other-gifts-allegedly-bought

    Lowkey, Dave Foley has so many opportunities to shine in “The Wrong Guy” (the motel check-in scene is probably like a single page in the script, maybe it drags a little but it’s all delivery by him there), but David Anthony Higgins as the cop is great. Whenever the plot (which is stretched to the breaking point to fill a whole movie) starts to plod or become too predictable or the jokes too wacky, he swoops in with a legendary laziness, like when he commandeers a golf cart to avoid walking 10 feet, and an absolute dedication to using this investigation to enjoy himself.

    Chris Jones’ notable profile of Roger Ebert after the botched surgery that cost him his voice has a good description of the Lake Street Screening Room described in your link, though everyone there seems to be old and gray:

    https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a6945/roger-ebert-0310/

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      How have I never heard any of this before?

      > A spokesman for DiCaprio said in a statement that the 42-year-old actor had contacted the US Justice Department last July after learning of a civil action against “certain parties involved in the making of The Wolf of Wall Street,” a movie in which DiCaprio starred.
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      > He offered to surrender to US authorities any gifts “from the parties named in the civil complaint.”
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      > DiCaprio “initiated return of these items”, said the statement provided to AFP. It said he did so before the US government on Thursday (June 15) filed a new complaint that cited the Red Granite production company behind The Wolf of Wall Street.

      These are the actions of an impeccably honest man, or a man who has good lawyers on staff and the good sense to follow their advice.

    2. Doug Holland Avatar

      Jeez, thank you for the Ebert piece. I think I read it years and years ago, when he was sick and dying, but it’s gotten better with Ebert’s death and all the time that’s paraded by since.

      Give it a few more decades, and nobody will know who he was.

      Time fucks all.

      1. granville Avatar
        granville

        I re-read it recently too. In the middle of the night I had one of those “Whatever happened to Chris Jones?” thoughts. Due to his name he’s not an easy writer to follow, though I liked nearly everything I read from him.

        The answer is he got divorced and his life fell apart and he’s written a book about it: https://www.theatlantic.com/family/2026/05/divorce-soccer-infidelity-chris-jones/687232/

        I enjoyed (in the sense you can “enjoy”) reading that but I don’t have any desire to read the book.

        Ebert on reading his own profile is actually a really interesting read itself: https://www.rogerebert.com/roger-ebert/roger-eberts-last-words-cont

        I’ve always hated mirrors and I don’t take photos of myself ever. I always traced it back to an odd detail of youth – there are almost no pictures of me, my mother always told me my dad took them all but that doesn’t make sense. I’ve always felt an aversion to being captured, nailed down, frozen like that. Even before our modern age, I intentionally skipped yearbook photo every single year. The thought of hundreds of people looking at a photograph of me feels nauseating. But this is more elegant and I think I will steal Ebert’s explanation instead:

        > I studiously avoid looking at myself in a mirror. It would not be productive. If we think we have physical imperfections, obsessing about them is only destructive. Low self-esteem involves imagining the worst that other people can think about you. That means they’re living upstairs in the rent-free room.

        (The last line ties in with something earlier.)

        1. Doug Holland Avatar

          That’s me too, not wanting photographs. My school pictures cease at about age 12, because after that just like you I found an excuse to be elsewhere on photo day. I’m not in my high school yearbooks, which pleased me in high school and still pleases me. I’m also ‘resistant’ to workplace and family photos. On rare occasions when family snaps me, they usually complain that I’m grimacing, and I am.

          Ebert’s article about the article about Ebert is, of course, splendid, thanks.

          Can’t get past The Atlantic’s paywall to read about Mr Jones’ divorce, which is OK. Unless he has a pretty spectacular story to tell about his divorce, I probably don’t care.

          Dave Foley has a ginormous IMDB file. Looks like he hasn’t had a week off in 40 years. Any other Foley films you recommend?

          1. granville Avatar
            granville

            I feel that. I was petsitting for my friend and never felt comfortable in this (pretty damn comfy) condo. Every west-facing wall in her house was mirrored. A small closet-sized room made up of mirrors would make for a very specialized form of torture if the Feds keep a file on me.

            The final blow to Jones’ marriage was interesting, but nothing beyond that. Also he sees a psychiatrist who advises him to get a garbage bag and a little stick with a grabber at the end and walk around the forest preserve to pick up trash. The theory is that when everything is going wrong, he can apply himself to a modest but useful duty of making the world a little better. When he gets to the forest preserve, he runs into a large number of men, about his age and station, with garbage bags and little grabber sticks and wonders if his psychiatrist is a deep plant from the Sierra Club.

            It’s an interesting story about that imdb file. Foley was married to a magazine writer during the KITH days, and divorced during News Radio and when he was voicing Pixar films. His income at that level was extremely high, and would never reach those levels again. The terms of their divorce required him to pay alimony and child support on those levels, and when his income dropped, the courts refused to amend the agreement. So he took every job, even roles with full-frontal nudity for Uwe Boll. Eventually he fell behind and couldn’t return to Canada. I have seen very few of his movies and most look really bad. I can say the KITH reboot in 2022 surprised me, I expected it to be bad or a rehash, it was actually pretty good.

            1. Doug Holland Avatar

              Just like my flatmate Dean, you have “interesting stories” about whatever topic comes up, only unlike him, your stories are actually interesting.

              Never watched News Radio, to my recollection not even a clip or five minutes while flipping channels. Didn’t know Foley was on it.

              Glad I never had first-hand knowledge of divorce. Bizarre to me that someone you think you love could become so vindictive as, no, you can’t reduce payments now that you;re not a big star any more. Or so many gawdawful stories I’ve heard. All my break-ups were polite, and I wish ’em all well.

              I’d go all Enter the Dragon and break all the mirrors.

              1. granville Avatar
                granville

                Yeah I never watched News Radio either. Foley actually told his story on a pretty early episode of Joe Rogan’s podcast (also on News Radio), which was the first time I heard it. I gathered it was rather a favor to Rogan rather than vice versa but Foley was very much down on his luck at that point (I want to guess it was around 2014 or so). He was doing standup, which he had never done in his life and said he had no choice because he was broke. Story aside I thought it was kind of cool to have this fringe celebrity (Rogan) bring in more famous people (Foley) to talk about comedy and ancient standup gossip.

                1. Doug Holland Avatar

                  Foley seems to be a guy who deserves more success than he’s had. And he’s had quite a lot. One of my favorites among the mostly non-political funny folks.

                  Joe Rogan is on the other side of that coin, wildly successful and I don’t know why. Reliable sources tell me he used to be funny and his podcast used to be good, but I haven’t found any evidence of either. Also haven’t looked.

                  1. granville Avatar
                    granville

                    From what I recall of the episode, the non-divorce parts were basically Rogan asking Foley, “Hey remember when you said that funny thing?” This question has never been asked of Rogan!

                    1. Doug Holland Avatar

                      Ya made me laugh!

                      Foley gets a pass because he was on long ago, but anyone who goes on Rogan’s show circa now has to be either a butt-head or a butt-hole.

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