US kills three in seventh illegal “drug boat” strike
• Ecuador says no evidence to detain survivor of US strike on suspected drug vessel
• US military kills five people in illegal attack on boats in the Pacific
Trump refugee plan welcomes 7,000 white Afrikaners — and virtually no one else

AND NOW THE NEWS
#554
OCTOBER 23, 2025
the news you need,
plus memes
& my brilliant opinions
Border Patrol agent:
“We change plates out every day.”
This is so obvious I hesitate to even type it, but changing license plates daily is illegal, and not something done by legitimate law enforcement.
• Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias announces ‘plate watch’ hotline
ICE is slamming the north side today [10/21]
I like the whistles, and now wear one on my lanyard.
Uber driver picks up a passenger & is immediately surrounded by ICE goons
ICE goons abduct a mother with a baby at the hospital

Disabled immigrants imprisoned at notorious ICE facility report abuse and neglect

For second time in a week, ICE agents attack blind man at Portland protests
Decent people stand up to ICE in Chicago
Kristi Noem dresses ICE goons in camouflage to imitate National Guard
Upset neighbors interrupt federal immigration manhunt in Mount Prospect
Texas family has “nothing to hide,” cooperates with search, so ICE kills their dog

ICE patrolling otherwise quiet suburban neighborhoods
No day or night at ICE concentration camps
Jordanian man dies in ICE prison in South Florida
ICE agents terrorize Latino teens at Oregon coffee shop

Trump begins demolishing East Wing of White House for his ballroom
And it’s a surprise, because Trump is above filing for permits, checking for asbestos, dealing with historical commissions, etc.
Trump pardons disgraced Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, who backed Trump family crypto

Amazon hopes to replace 600,000 US workers with robots, according to leaked documents
Leaked documents detail Trump’s plans to open East and West coasts to offshore oil drilling
Trump posts AI video of himself dropping raw sewage on “No Kings” protesters
Debris hits Vance’s motorcade as artillery shell detonates over Interstate-5
Wave of anti-science bills pushed by Kennedy allies hits statehouses, endangering health protections

Anti-vaccine activists want to go nationwide after Idaho law passes
RFK JR’s MAHA wants to make chemtrail conspiracy theories great again
Convicted fraudster Trevor Milton rides his Trump pardon to another CEO job, somehow

Rainbow crosswalks removed in Texas
January 6 US Capitol rioter arrested for alleged threat to kill Hakeem Jeffries
Can you imagine being so fearful and emptyheaded as to imagine that killing a zero like Hakeem Jeffries would change anything?
Republican Congressman says people don’t need “full-blown” health insurance
Karoline Leavitt shares wild text exchange with reporter that ended in ‘your mom’ response

Cuomo condemned over racist AI ad depicting ‘criminals for Zohran Mamdani’
Memphis Mayor (a Democrat,m of course) tells Hispanic leaders Police Department is working with ICE
Wild bear stealthily enters California zoo, is found visiting the bear exhibit
The AWS outage bricked people’s $2,700 smartbeds

AMERICAN POLICE ARE OUT OF CONTROL
IGNORING THE CLIMATE EMERGENCY
THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS

That’s the way it is,
and nothing will
meaningfully improve
until billionaires fear for their lives
10/23/2025
Logo illustration by Jeff Meyer. Tip ‘o the hat to the Anderson Valley Advertiser, Bleepity-Bleep, Lorem Ipsum Dolor, Mitchipedia, Sloth Unleashed, Toad’s Lily Pad, Voenix Rising, We Are Nothing Like the Gestapo, and anywhere else I’ve stolen links, illustrations, or inspiration.
Special thanks to Linden Arden, Becky Jo, Joey Jo Jo emeritus, Jeff Meyer, John the Basket, Dave S, Name Withheld, and always extra special thanks to my lovely late Stephanie, who gave me 21 years and proved that the world isn’t always shitty.

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