And now the news: 9/26/2026

Trump & the Republicans do ten illegal things every day, to immediate harmful effects. Nine out of ten are eventually rejected by the courts, but the damage has already been done. One in ten is preposterously upheld, and the damages continue, and accumulate, and the pattern of lawlessness is never interrupted or even addressed.

This is not sustainable.

Me, looking grumpy, reading the news

AND NOW THE NEWS

#630
Saturday,
Sept. 26, 2026

Whites Only: new racial gerrymanders across the South have turned the clock back at least 60 years

After 10 damned years or prosecution and appeals, black woman who cast a provisional ballot while on probation is acquitted

What monstrous people would even consider prosecuting such a case? Texas is one seriously fucked-up place, and it’s the role model for America.

Supreme Court allows expansive federal database for voter screening

It’s a shit decision, the Supreme Court making up legalities from their farts and daydreams, but if legal legalities still matter, this purchased ruling can’t take effect in the few weeks remaining before November’s elections. It’s a landmine for 2028, not 2026.

The supporters urging Trump to declare martial law for the midterms

Trump & the Republicans are still figuring out their fascism, but if we make it through this year’s election and elections are still allowed, the 2028 elections will be so completely rigged they’ll make this year’s elections seem completely honest.

Supreme court blocks Trump-backed Missouri congressional map from use in midterms

California sheriff ordered to return ballots he confiscated in voter ‘fraud’ inquiry

At least six hospitals have struck agreements with the Trump administration to pay fines and stop providing gender-transition treatments to minors

Why did these powerful people kowtow to Donald Trump?

Duckworth urges Dems to “not impeach anybody,” “get back to work,” and “allow” Donald Trump to “save face”

With Quislings like Duckworth as the ‘opposition party’, the fascists face no opposition party.

Trump has cracked down on dissent since the killing of Charlie Kirk

Justice Department sues Minnesota over firearm purchase waiting period

Excerpt: The Trump administration has targeted several of Minnesota’s policies through the courts since the start of the president’s second term with unsuccessful results. The administration’s lawsuits have ranged from targeting the state’s immigration policies, in-state college tuition for undocumented students and demands for voter rolls. All matters have been dismissed by judges.

Justice Department scraps dozens of school desegregation orders

Texas man is arrested for saying ‘bullshit’ at a public meeting

Quite spicy from a Reagan judge!

Judge: “What policy then does the executive order serve? The order of the President of the United States, fairly read, expresses the view that transgender citizens don’t exist. Please tell me I’m wrong.”

Trump admin lawyer: “I can’t.”

Prosecutor retires after failed case against Broadview Six protesters

FBI ousts officials probing threats to Stephen Miller’s family

Excerpt: FBI leadership removed two counterterrorism leaders due to dissatisfaction with their investigation of allegedly threatening phone calls made to senior White House aide Stephen Miller’s wife, said three people familiar with the matter.

The head of the FBI Washington Field Office’s counterterrorism division — which is responsible for Middle East threats — and his deputy were both demoted and sent to bureau headquarters Friday, said the individuals.

Me again: If you or I get anonymous death threats over the internet, I’m skeptical that the FBI would even take a complaint. For Voldemart and his wife, feds get demoted for not dropping everything and making the threats their absolute top priority.

ICE is looking into ‘mobile detention facilities’

Quiet ICE surge unfolded ‘everywhere all at once’ this summer

Michigan man complained of lack of care for diabetes before his death in ICE custody, family says

ICE releases presumably bullshit statement after running over Georgia man

ICE agents attack Illinois man, leave him bloodied on sidewalk when he provides proof of citizenship

Canadian detained at US border crossing, questioned about voting for hours

Federal immigration agents have shot at least 21 people during Trump’s 2nd term

DHS starts dicking around after blowing past its deadline for ICE body cam rollout

ICE wiped thousands of people from its database. Families are paying the price.

Federal authorities open probe into Jeffrey Epstein’s longtime lawyer and accountant, who are now his estate executors

It’s the Justice Department under Trump & the Republicans, so my immediate suspicion is that this is about seizing documents to lock them away, protecting Donald Trump, much more than any incidental prosecution.

Anyone saying that even just a few years ago, I would’ve thought they were nuts. Now it seems like… “of course.” So obvious it feels silly to even type it.

Billionaire’s political contributions make the Epstein files a focus of Ohio’s US Senate race

President Trump keeps casually accusing news outlets of treason

Cornell protects rapists. The student newspaper doesn’t.

Public radio station in Alabama says it’s required by law to say “Gulf of America”

Ad praising Trump is illegally “paid for by the U.S. government”

JD Vance outed as anonymous source behind story Trump used to justify banning Politico

I could continue sitting in my recliner watching old movies all day and *still be exponentially more competent than Trump or anyone in his cabinet.

Republican Party endorses Creech despite investigation into alleged conduct with minor

Paul LePage, a Trump ally, says a family member is being deported

LePage has a long track record of hating immigrants as much as Trump, but this isn’t even a leopard eating LePage’s face. The leopard is eating LePage’s son’s father-in-law’s face.

Lauren Boebert responds to accusations of having affairs with female and male staffers in ethics complaint

Alabama’s Tuberville worries aloud about airline personnel joining ‘the furry community’

Republican Congressional candidate in Michigan urged death penalty for Trump opponents

Republican Congressional candidate faces wire fraud trial in Illinois

Arkansas MAGA wingnut charged with 44 counts of possessing child sexual abuse material

Homan stumps for Georgia Republicans by promoting ICE brutality in speech to evangelicals

Newsom vetoes bill that would ban extraditions for abortion and gender-affirming care

Excerpt: The soon-to-be-ex-governor has vetoed a bill that would have prohibited future governors from handing over abortion providers, helpers, and patients to red states for criminal prosecution. The bill also would have barred extraditions involving transgender care. Newsom’s decision was “incredibly disappointing” and “certainly not what we were expecting,” says Pavitra Abraham, director of state campaigns for Reproductive Freedom for All.

Me again: I had three paragraphs here, but it all comes down to just three words: Fuck Gavin Newsom.

Good overview of how Democrats like Newsom gave Larry Ellison everything he wanted, and allowed the megamerger of Paramount and Warner Bros

Rahm Emanuel makes his 2026 play

Another Democrat I wouldn’t bother to vote for, so the Dems will probably nominate Newsom & Emanuel in 2028.

New York Times runs hit piece on Alaska Dem Senate candidate

Here’s a Democratic woman who acts like an ordinary man, with profanities and insults and such fairly minor issues, and it’s a scoop at the New York Times. Shrug.

I care about Mary Peltola’s policies much more than her manners, and she’s silent as the US attacks Iran, supports the genocide in Gaza, opposes trans rights, etc. If I lived in Alaska, I wouldn’t vote for her.

But I also wouldn’t live in Alaska, so my opinion ain’t worth shit.

Embattled New Jersey Lt. Governor resigns after ethics inquiry

Never heard of this fucker, Dale G. Caldwell, and I assume he’s a thoroughbred creep, but simply resigning makes him more ethical than most Republicans.

Economic blowback from Trump’s tariff lunacy

Excerpt: Mr. Carney on Wednesday also reiterated his long-held view that a global financial system wholly dependent on the U.S. dollar was unsustainable. A move to a multipolar system in which there are several reserve currencies would “provide more flexibility,” he said.

He acknowledged that there was a “directional shift” underway in which countries were re-evaluating their exposure to the U.S. dollar, but he conceded that any pivot would be limited until there was “proper liberalization” of China’s currency and financial system. Still, Mr. Carney said he expected the demand for U.S. dollar alternatives to grow, in part because of the Trump administration’s decision to rewire trading relations and use integration as “leverage.”

“It’s the ‘fool me once, fool me twice’ point,” Mr. Carney said. “Once you see that, then you start to think, how do I diversify away?”

Major social media platforms are all rejecting paid ads for unflattering Musk documentary

Ah, the free speech absolutists…

News organizations publish Florida’s secret examination of insurer profits

America’s biggest convenience-store chains quietly & routinely overcharge consumers

McDonald’s crams ads for other brands into the drive-thru while you wait to pull forward

DoorDash agrees to $131.5-million settlement for shortchanging workers

If I stole $131.5-million fro DoorDash, could I get a settlement? No, I’d be prosecuted.

Boeing says suppliers must lose ‘craftsman’ stance to hit output

It’s personal, for me. My pop worked for Boeing, my grandmother worked at Boeing, my brother, his wife, cousins and nephews and old friends worked at Boeing. Once upon a time it was a company they were all proud of.

Now it’s lowered quality to build killer planes famous for crashing, and apparently the company is hellbent on building ’em quicker and with even less ‘craftsmanship’.

It’s good to bully celebrities about Palestine

Excerpt: This dynamic is what holds the entire construct of celebrity in place in our society. If you make the billionaires happy you get to be a millionaire, and if you make the billionaires unhappy you get discomfort and loss. If you please the plutocrats you get the carrot, and if you displease them you get the stick. This is true whether you’re talking about pundits, news anchors, musicians or movie stars.

NHL tests self-driving Zamboni

Another job to be automated, a few more people out of work…

Jon Oliver explains United HealthCare

Owners mourn spoiled food after firmware update bricks Samsung smart fridges

This might seem radical, but: Refrigerators don’t need software.

8 sailors in U.S.S. Lincoln strike group attempted suicide, Navy says

In the old days, American veterans were treated like shit, but in this new era of Trump & Hegseth, the military is treated like shit even on active duty.

US rebukes Australia over proposed limits on social media algorithms

I’d been of two minds, unsure about such limits on social media, but if the Trump regime is opposed then I’m for it.

Trump illegally cancels nearly $1-billion in funding approved by Congress

Tracking US military killings in boat attacks

US rejects UN declaration on preparing for future pandemics

‘Zombified’ CDC, hobbled by cuts, struggles to fulfill scientific mission

Excerpt: The changes have hindered the C.D.C.’s ability to respond to outbreaks as measles spreads at home and Ebola abroad, and to issue timely guidance on vaccinations as cooling temperatures kick off the respiratory season, according to current and former employees. State and local health departments, which rely on the C.D.C. for resources and technical advice, have been stymied by delays. Entire divisions have been shuttered, including teams that worked on smoking, sexual violence, child abuse and falls among older adults.

Battle of hospital AI vs insurer AI is pushing medical costs higher

RFK Jr.’s MAHA movement now has corporate sponsors

Excerpt: Walmart, America’s biggest retailer and a leading purveyor of the ultraprocessed foods MAHA decries, is among the sponsors. So are two artificial intelligence giants, OpenAI and Anthropic, whose chief executives recently asked Washington to regulate them in order to prevent their tools from wiping out humanity…

A shocking number of Americans are still rationing insulin

Excerpt: Millions of people continue to struggle to pay for their insulin and having their long-term health put at risk because of, in the words of one advocate who put it bluntly, pharmaceutical greed.

US suicide rate drops, but remains ‘stubbornly high’

For the fuckin’ life and death of me, I don’t understand why suicide isn’t more popular in America.

Attorney arrested as Palm Beach County meeting erupts over $1B Israel Bonds

University of Illinois students protest job fair invitation for U.S. Customs and Border Protection

CEO who drew ire for posting photo of ‘Lake America’ sweatshirts ‘no longer an employee’

BART crime falls 67% following systemwide fare gate upgrades

Hmmm. I still say transit should be free, but that’s evidence that charging and enforcing fares increases safety.

Commute times could double if Bay Area votes against BART funding

Public transit keeps private transit rolling, fools.

Catch a free, 6.5-mile rolling art performance on the Kansas City Streetcar

AI supersucks.

OpenAI hacked Australian government website, and waited three months before telling anyone

The legal standard must be, you’re liable for whatever your AI does, and we know who the hacker is. Some OpenAI executives need to be arrested forthwith.

OpenAI’s AI tried breaching 4 other targets, without prompting

“Without prompting” carries a lot of weight in that headline. And also, have I mentioned? The legal standard must be, you’re liable for whatever your AI does, so we know who the hacker is. Some OpenAI executives need to be arrested forthwith.

OpenAI’s systems meddled with US government sites after going rogue

There is no “going rogue.” It’s a machine. If your Roomba is vacuuming the sidewalk, it didn’t “go rogue” — you left the door open.

Meta’s AI agent muse launches with nasty zero-day flaw, then gets blocked by Amazon

Oxford lets OpenAI train its AI models on Bodleian Library

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang talks about AI and climate change like a supervillain

Trump decrees: Artificial Intelligence is now Super Intelligence

Climate change is real, and it's happening now. It's going to get worse, and then it's going to get worse than that. It's never going to stop getting worse, so long as capitalism and the quest for money decides everything.

UK shares findings of damning climate crisis national security report suppressed under Starmer

Excerpt: The UK has warned countries around the world that the climate and nature crises and the coming El Niño threaten their national security and defence, presenting foreign ministries with the findings of a report suppressed under Keir Starmer.

American cops are armed and dangerous, barely trained, barely supervised. They can get away with anything, and do.

Union cries foul after DC police use Flock cameras to track cops accused of misconduct

We doth protest! Flock should be for tracking poor people, black people, brown people, but not cops!

Pennsylvania police officer allegedly raped young girl, pissed on boy

Houston police shot a bystander’s car dozens of times. The city says it owes her nothing.

Religious followers believe their god protects and guides them. But god never shows up. Every religion is led only by humans, who often turn out to be charlatans, swindlers, or perverts.

Former Florida church leader accused of grooming a child for years

Teacher at Maryland all-girls Catholic school charged with distributing, possessing child pornography

Former Mississippi youth pastor pleads guilty to federal charge, attorney says

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him...

David George Gordon
ate bugs

Edward Lehner
dog shit

Peter Petrel
rock’n’roller, “How Do You Do”

Bob Pettit
early-era NBA superstar

Timothy Pigford
black farmer

Chuck Varga
rock’n’roller, GWAR

Arizona State hockey workout review assigns no blame after special guest Green Beret leads brutal workout

Excerpt: Mayich, 21, collapsed near the conclusion of the workout on Aug. 20, the first day NCAA rules allow for hockey teams to conduct formal team activities. Carey said exertional heat stroke caused a lack of oxygen to his brain and there is no chance for a full recovery.

Me again: Sports is a low-level insanity sometimes, and sometimes not so low-level.

You wake up tomorrow and it’s only white people. No black people.

Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance.

Nothing will meaningfully improve
until billionaires fear for their lives.

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17 responses to “And now the news: 9/26/2026”

  1. granville Avatar
    granville

    Tammy Duckworth is my senator, and honestly one of the dumbest human beings to ever serve in Congress. I realize that’s a big statement, with lots of dummies to rank. It is accurate. You can flick the switch for hours waiting for illumination but you’ll be wasting your time.

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      I’m straining to remember whether Duckworth has ever said or done anything that got my attention before. Nothing comes to mind. This is her debut, for me. Introducing: Tammy Duckworth, a Democrat who worries in 2026 about saving face for Donald Trump.

  2. Ari Avatar
    Ari

    Zombified CDC is one of the saddest stories on the page. CDC used to be the world standard, training docs and researchers worldwide and working against all the bad guys like diabetes and ebola and now it’s just a hollwed out bunch of buildings. everything that has any goodness to it, Trump destroys.

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      Yup.

      And he will not go quietly.

  3. 1025 Avatar
    1025

    Watching all the horrors unfold I can’t help wondering where the 2nd amendment crowd is. They say their guns are to protect us from tyranny, well are we there yet?

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      Their guns are to protect *them* from tyranny, not us. The 2nd Amendment crowd doesn’t give a fart in the wind about other people’s rights beyond the right to carry a gun.

  4. Joel McLemore Avatar
    Joel McLemore

    I noticed when I visited the Bay last year that BART seemed way cleaner and had fewer passenger issues than when I used to live there 10 years ago, I assume it’s largely due to the gates. I wish that were possible in Portland, but we have open air light rail and it would be unworkable in all but one station (the underground one near the zoo.)

    Meanwhile, transit in Portland has been cut so severely that an entire train line has been mostly eliminated and has no real practical use for most commuters at this point. Not surprisingly, it’s the train line that goes from the more working-class poor side of town to downtown. It now requires at least one transfer and usually two if someone is trying to get to the most common destinations.

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      If they kept the same cleanup crew, BART would certainly be cleaner, since ridership is down post-COVID.

      Yeah, I keep hearing about transit cutbacks in Portland. What’s up with that? Good transit used to be Portland’s reputation.

      I say transit should be free for everyone, same as libraries, parks, schools, streets and sidewalks, police and fire, etc. None of those other publicly-funded services require a fee, so why are people required to pay $3 to get around town?

      1. Joel McLemore Avatar
        Joel McLemore

        Combination of things—ridership not rebounding from Covid (I moved here during the lockdown so no idea what it was like before, it’s steadily increased but not enough, I guess),cuts in federal funding, but the biggest was voters rejecting a new transportation tax at the ballot box. Times are tough, so voters understandably were not excited to raise the cost of vehicle registrations (even though we already pay quite a bit less than most places,) gas taxes, etc.
        People also blame the rise of working from home, but I think the bigger issue is just that Oregon and Portland in particular are in recession right now and there are no jobs for people to commute to, and no transit payroll tax coming in.

        1. Doug Holland Avatar

          Well, that sucks.

          We used to have a teevee sportscaster in Seattle who ran cheap syndicated football predictions every weekend, and when he disagreed with a projected outcome he said, “I don’t like it, reverse it.” (Wayne Cody, if anyone remembers). That line has become a minor mantra in my existence, and applies to everything from Donald Trump getting elected to transit in Portland.

          I used to dislike cars, but as I get older and more crotchety and I fucking hate everything about ’em. What a wonderful world this would be, if the obscenity of everyone-owns-a-car had never become the norm.

          God, I loved working from home during COVID.

          1. Joel McLemore Avatar
            Joel McLemore

            Me too…we were forced back last year and I got the strange experience of feeling like an outsider new employee at a job I’d been at for 5 years. I have never quite gotten used to it, and am perpetually sleep deprived. My decision on when to retire is largely going to be based upon whether I will be allowed to work from home at least a couple of days a week sometime in the coming years. If we will continue to be expected to commute to work 5 days a week, I’m getting out at the first opportunity.

            1. 1025 Avatar
              1025

              Smart man! I also had a job that sent us home for covid and I never wanted to go back, quit when they required it. So much of my life has been wasted commuting to work, then an unpaid lunch, then commuting home. 10+ hours for 8 hours pay. Escape if you can!

            2. Doug Holland Avatar

              Do you sense anything tangible gained by being in office instead of at home? Comradery or something?

              At least for me at Acme in Wisconsin, nope. Being a numbers nut, I did an analysis of our department’s productivity, and it was down like 1.5% after three months of remote work, but that might’ve just been the COVID slump in business. My own numbers gradually went up after that so if I’d done another tally after a year, pretty sure the improvement was real.

              We even hired a new worker during the pandemic, trained her online, and I physically met her a year later when we both started doing in-office shifts sometimes. She was an ordinary co-worker, did the job fine. So if it ain’t physically or practically necessary, WFH is the way to go.

              I’m with Hamilton and a quarter. If they won’t let you work from home, fuck ’em.

              1. Joel McLemore Avatar
                Joel McLemore

                I think had I been working there prior to the lockdowns I might feel more positive about being in the office (almost everyone else here seems to enjoy it) but since I began work here when we were already at home I have never really felt integrated in my workplace. They are trying really hard to make people feel better about being there but it just isn’t for me.

                A few positives—there’s a library near the office and also a couple of parks.

  5. Ari Avatar
    Ari

    The Cornel story is sickening and excellent. The students understand journalism way better than most journalists, you tell the truth, period. There are more rapist frat boys just in this one case at Cornel than all the trans athletes in the NCAA!

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      I’m skeptical any corporate place would’ve run with the story like the Cornel Sun did. Lawyers told them it was a risk and they ran the rapists’ names anyway. Great respect for them, and sadness cuz if they ever find a paid job in journalism their principles will be of no particular value.

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