Feds fund fascism worldwide, dildos fly in Minneapolis, Trump says America should move on from Trump-Epstein files…

US funds MAGA-aligned think-tanks and charities across Europe, under the pretense of protecting free speech

Me, looking grumpy, reading the news

AND NOW THE NEWS

#581
FEBRUARY 8, 2026

ICE plans to build mega warehouses — concentration camps — for immigration detention spark growing concern

Appeals court greenlights Trump admin’s illegal policy of detaining undocumented immigrants without opportunity to seek release

ICE denies women in custody pads and tampons, forcing them to bleed or improvise using toilet papers and rags

Four Haitian women deported from Puerto Rico have been found decapitated

ICE pulled this man from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had multiple skull fractures, brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter, and they announced that he’d “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall”

Minneapolis City Council delays liquor licenses for 2 hotels over hosting federal agents

‘I felt hopeless’: Hmong refugee from Minnesota is stranded in Texas after release from ICE jail

ICE and CBP’s face-recognition app can’t actually verify who people are

Swapped, covered and removed: The license plate tactics ICE is using in Minnesota

DHS claimed they shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel. All the evidence says they’re lying.

Minnesotans have started using “filter blockades” to keep ICE out

Secret Police are lying about everything

ICE dragged me from my car after I told agents I’m autistic. I thought, ‘I just have to make it through this alive’

‘Operation Dildo Blitz’ anti-ICE protest in Minneapolis ends with 50+ arrests

‘I saw everything’: Woman speaks out after ICE shot and detained her partner in north Minneapolis

Arizona: It’s hard to put into perspective how truly massive is the warehouse that’s about to become a concentration camp

California: Detention center captives are throwing lotion bottles wrapped with notes to organizers outside facility

California: Pregnant woman abducted by ICE, disappeared

Illinois: Federal judge will let Marimar Martinez release text messages sent by Border Patrol agent who shot her 5 times & gloated about it

Of course, feds were lying about midnight immigration raid on a Chicago apartment building

Oregon: American is hospitalized after being racially profiled & ambushed by Secret Police, then abandoned roadside when attackers find passport in her purse

Children trapped in Texas immigration facility recount nightmares, inedible food, no school

Texas: Secret Police break into a home without any warrant and assault the occupants

Lawsuit accuses Washington detention center staff of assault, sexual abuse

Asylum-seekers at the Center for Victims of Torture say ICE reminds them of what they escaped

Some Public Health Service officers deployed in detention centers suffer ‘moral distress’

New version of Republicans’ vote-suppression bill would impose nationwide proof of citizenship, photo ID requirements

White House’s chilling warning about midterm elections: ‘Can’t guarantee an ICE agent won’t be around polling locations’

‘Beyond crazy’: FBI summons state election officials to secretive meeting after Trump threat to ‘nationalize’ midterms

Excerpt: On Tuesday, election officials in all 50 states received an email from Kellie M. Hardiman, who identified herself as an “FBI Election Executive.”

Hardiman said the officials were invited to a call on February 25 with “your election partners” at the FBI, the Department of Justice (DOJ), the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), the US Postal Inspection Service (USPIS), and the Election Assistance Commission (EAC).

The email, obtained via a public records request by Matt Berg of Crooked Media, did not specify the purpose of the meeting other than to say it was “to prepare for the 2026 US midterm elections.”

Trump says he will only accept the midterm results ‘if the elections are honest’ and again pushes to ‘nationalize’ voting, refuses to rule out a third term

Federal judge rules DOJ can ‘no longer’ be trusted in voter roll crusade

Trump, named 38,000 times in Trump-Epstein files (not counting redactions), says America should move on from Trump-Epstein files

DHS shutdown allegedly looms as Senate immigration talks sputter

This is 100% bullshit news coverage. A shutdown of the Dept of Homeland Security over lack of funding? That’s impossible, simply cannot happen, because both parties enthusiastically support DHS.

Stocks hit historic milestone as Dow crosses 50,000 points for first time ever

A record-setting Dow Jones means things are great for rich people, but things are always great for rich people. Today’s the greatest of the great days for rich people.

You and I don’t know any rich people, though.

How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters

This is ancient news to me, but apparently it’s the first time the facts of Substack have made it to mainstream news?

State Department will delete Xitter posts from before Trump returned to office

I rather abhor Xitter, but this is more destruction of history.

AMA endorses Republican-backed restrictions on gender-related surgery for minors

Trump posts, defends, finally deletes but makes no apology for racist video depicting Obamas as apes

Xitter pays $2-million+ to right-wing & racist users

Galveston man sues California doctor under new Texas law allowing lawsuits over abortion pills

“ShamWow” pitchman Shlomi runs for Congress as anti-woke warrior, promises to “slap chop the nuts out of the ‘woke,’ making less blue-haired commies and more red-blooded Americans”

Pardoned J6 rioter, now running for US Senate, is arrested for destroying Minnesota anti-ICE sculpture

Pardoned J6 rioter pleads guilty to threatening to kill Hakeem Jeffries

Trump promises Schumer funding for NY tunnel project — if Penn Station and Dulles Airport are renamed after him

RFK Jr lied during his confirmation hearings

RFK Jr says something stupid about schizophrenia

Kennedy’s anti-vax squad takes aim at COVID shots, vaccines given to pregnant women

Super Bowl ad promotes dodgy test for cancer

AMERICAN POLICE ARE OUT OF CONTROL

ANYTHING GOES

EYE ON AI

IGNORING THE CLIMATE EMERGENCY

THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS

MY BROWSER HISTORY, MINUS THE PORN

NEVERENDING FILM FESTIVAL

WEEKLY DEAD

And nothing will meaningfully improve
until billionaires fear for their lives.

2/8/2026

Logo illustration by Jeff Meyer. Tip ‘o the hat to the Anderson Valley Advertiser, Daily Grail, Joe My God, Republican Crimes Tracker, Voenix Rising, What’s Not, and anywhere else I’ve stolen links, illustrations, or inspiration.

Special thanks to Linden Arden, Becky Jo, Joey Jo Jo & John the Basket emeritus, Jeff Meyer, Dave S, Name Withheld, and always extra special thanks to my lovely late Stephanie, who gave me 21 years and proved that the world isn’t always shitty.

News always and only from reliable sources, and I decide what’s reliable — no right-wing bullshit, no Substack because fuck Nazis, and no RawStory, Newsweek, or other clickbait sites. Written news is preferred; video links will be rare, and never to videos where a camera is pointed at a reporter or podcaster — that’s show biz, not news. When necessary, links lead to secondary sites that strip away paywalls, aggressive ads, or the original site’s dumbass design.

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8 responses to “Feds fund fascism worldwide, dildos fly in Minneapolis, Trump says America should move on from Trump-Epstein files…”

  1. Sam I Am Avatar
    Sam I Am

    Thank you for doing these news pages, I follow the news more than most people but threre’s always something you catch that’s news to me. In my experience, and I am experienced, dildos are not cheap. Much as I hate ICE and all, they can have my dildos when they pry them from my cold dead hands.

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      I don’t even have a dildo. Maybe I could toss my wife’s vibrator, which is in a box somewhere in here…

      As for the news, I gotta read it, so sharing it makes the time feel somewhat productive.

  2. Jonah Baldwin Avatar
    Jonah Baldwin

    anyone with a working brain understands the optics of this is that gallop is bending the knee

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      Yup. I’d need a spreadsheet to keep track of all Trump’s lawsuits, but I’m pretty sure he’s suing somebody (not Gallup) over poll results.

  3. Jonah Baldwin Avatar
    Jonah Baldwin

    el paso was very likely something they didn’t want anyone to see from an aerial perspective, maybe troops entering Mexico or the digging of mass graves for ice victims at fort bliss

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      Call me Pollyanna, but I don’t expect mass graves until autumn.

      1. Jonah Baldwin Avatar
        Jonah Baldwin

        such optimism!

        1. Doug Holland Avatar

          I have always tried telling the truth when I write, but on this rush to American fascism I have to tone down the truth. I don’t want to write what I think, because I don’t want to read it.

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