Lesser people

I don’t like that title, “Lesser people.” Don’t like what’s under the title, either.

It’s what I’m thinking, though, and the rule is, I write what I’m thinking, and try real hard not to hide from myself, so let’s pop this pimple, not cover it up.

My intelligence is, I think, a smidgen less than average. Sure as shit I ain’t Descartes. I’m a high school dropout, haven’t read most of the classics, and I’m vividly unfamiliar with anything any intellectual might call ‘intellectual’.

Sometimes, though, I ponder things larger in scope than merely me and my situation. I look at the stars, and wonder whether anyone’s out there, maybe seeing the speck of light that is our sun from their distance, and wondering if anyone’s out here, too.

Some mornings it seriously surprises me that there’s so much something all around us, when there could just as easily have been nothing but nothingness.

I ask myself and enjoy asking others semi-tough questions, like: What do you truly believe, and why? What do other people believe, that you reject? What questions have you found no answers for? I’m aware of the profound injustice inherent in damned near everything humanity does, and wonder how much more injustice I’m unaware of.

And lately, a big thought I can’t shake is that there are people — some, many, maybe most people — who simply don’t ask such questions. They can recite what they’ve seen on TikTok or TV news as if it’s their own opinions, but they can’t go deeper without scurrying to change the subject. If the subject can’t be changed, they’ll turn it into a joke, and/or look at you like you’re nuts.

It feels dangerous to say it, but these are lesser people, who simply don’t have greater thoughts. They frustrate the hell out of me, because they can only talk about the football team, their religion, their new car, the sit-com they’re enjoying, the job they hate, the people they’re angry at, and their new shoes.

Perhaps they also ponder the mysteries and marvels of the universe, but don’t want to talk about it? Or they don’t want to talk about it with a fat, mildly odoriferous old man?

If so, that’s cool. That’s a choice, and I too have days when muscle aches and petty arguments and celebrity gossip are all I can think about… but it’s not every day. It’s not an entire life of me me me, and Maria said this, and Mike said that, and listening to sports talk radio to be “well-informed.”

And when someone says something to me, I run it through a rudimentary logic-check in my head. It’s not even on purpose — that’s just the way my head works. These lesser people seem to lack that ability, and reject anything that clashes with whatever shallow idioms they’ve heard recently, which are all too often along the lines of, “The immigrants are eating the dogs, eating the cats.”

Which brings us to the psychological and political pimple I’m trying to pop: A lot of these lesser people admire Elon Musk, don’t believe in climate change, voted for Donald Trump, and hate hippies and cross-dressers and Muslims, and whoever they’ve been told to hate. Lesser people are not merely dimwits; they are the target audience for our current crop of PT Barnum billionaires pushing the end of everything that’s decent about life on Earth. And you know, life on Earth has never been too terribly decent.

Lesser people are a kinda huge problem, but I’m absolutely not proposing that they deserve lesser rights. I’m not endorsing eugenics, not suggesting any restrictions on stupid people’s freedom to be stupid, or speak their empty minds, and vote for the worst candidates in every election. I will always believe freedom is a good idea, even if it kills me, which it might.

But we’ll never solve the Lesser People problem without this level-headed, three-pronged solution. Details available on request (which nobody will request), but the very short version of what humanity and America need is:

① Improved public education. Require all kids to participate, either by attending or by passing the same tests as if they’d attended. And remove idiots from control over school curriculum.

② Media that’s not controlled by the same PT Barnum billionaires advocating hate and fear and normalizing stupidity. Make it illegal for billionaires to push their agendas with slanted news coverage.

And ③ perhaps most importantly: We must greatly increase public impatience and mockery of out-and-out ignorance.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

4/15/2026

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18 responses to “Lesser people”

  1. Jonathan Avatar
    Jonathan

    The longer I’ve been vegan (which isn’t that long), the more misanthropic I became. Humans kill about 2 trillion animals every year, out of which about 80 billion are land animals. I strongly believe that everyone in their right mind would recoil in horror at getting even a glimpse into the average chickens/pigs/cows life. Applying a little bit of logic and rationality to morality, one simply must arrive at veganism.

    Yet, 99% of people aren’t vegan. Largely, people apparently don’t care about being “right”, as in “doing the right thing morally” and also as in “being consistent/rational” (e.g. denouncing acts of cruelty against dogs while eating chicken eggs). I have mostly become disinterested in talking to those people. It depresses me that with very few exceptions, everyone I meet is one of them. I have stopped donating to human charity because I don’t want them to get help.

    That’s my perspective on Lesser People.

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      I’m lesser people. You’re 100% right that veganism is the only logical, rational, and moral choice, and my understanding is that it’s also the healthy choice.

      There is little on my regular menu that could remain, if I went logical, rational, moral, healthy, and vegan. I’m wrong, know it, and I’m ashamed of it when I stop and think about it, so my strategy is to avoid stopping and thinking about it.

    2. Doug Holland Avatar

      But here’s an aha moment…

      I’m not eating my regular menu these days. Been on a salad kick for a while, trying to mostly eat salads and nothing but salads. My salads usually have meat and feta, because I’m disgusting, but these “salad days” would be the perfect time for experimenting with veganism, so I’m going to give it a try for a week.

      Will this sudden infusion of logic, rationality, morality, and health prove fatal? Probably not. Will it be something I can stick with for more than a week? Let’s find out.

      1. Jonathan Avatar
        Jonathan

        > I’m going to give it a try for a week.

        That makes me happy. You can maybe try to replace the meat in your salads with canned kidney beans (just pour away the water and wash them a little bit, they’re precooked). Taste/texture is something you have to get used to but it has a good amount of proteins, some new vegans struggle with that if they just cut out animal products without introducing other protein sources into their diet. Chickpeas are also really good.

        And you need B12 of course, it should probably be in your multivitamin if you take one. But I’m sure you can figure all that out yourself.

        Regarding health: it is obviously a million times healthier than the average Americans diet, but I don’t think every perfectly healthy diet has to be 100% vegan. The only non-debatable reason for (“strict”) veganism is the harm animal products cause.

        I think this is also a thing some new vegans struggle with: getting used to a new diet is difficult enough, then also trying to adhere to some (often unscientific) health standards makes everything more arduous than it has to be.

        1. Doug Holland Avatar

          Oooh, hadn’t thought of kidney beans, and they’re cheap. Do you add space to make ’em taste like, well, like anything but kidney beans?

          I will never be a nitpicker, reading the ingredients to be triple-sure there’s no egg in my potato chips or whatever, but I think I can lay off the meat and cheese. Was vegetarian for several years, twice.

          My go-to sweet treat is cottage cheese covered with gobs of thawed frozen raspberries, so today I had the gobs of thawed raspberries on top of a can of fruit cocktail instead. Guess what? Fewer calories, and tasted better!

          1. Claude Reigns Avatar
            Claude Reigns

            I put dry roasted edamame/soy beans in my daily salad, it’s crunchy and loaded with protein (and they come in flavors)

            1. Doug Holland Avatar

              I think I had dry roasted edamame once and liked ’em, but someone else was buying and yikes, they’re a little steep…

              1. Jonathan Avatar
                Jonathan

                You could by frozen edamame, that should be pretty cheap, you can prepare them in the microwave.

                > Do you add space to make ’em taste like, well, like anything but kidney beans?

                Not really. I generally love balsamic vinegar, I sometimes make a pasta salad with pasta, tomatos, olives, kidney beans, balsamic vinegar, olive oil, and some generic seasoning mix. I think anything tart will make them taste less bean-y.

                You could also try out smoked tofu, it will taste a lot better if you marinate it (cut it in small cubes before) in soy sauce and/or fry it in a pan. For the marinade I use about 1 tablespoon each of soy sauce and balsamic vinegar, for one 7oz block. You can also add a little chili powder and MSG if you have it.

                Chickpeas are also massively underrated. Rinse and wash one can, put it in the microwave for 5 minutes and then fry them in a pan (or maybe 10 minutes microwave and skip the frying), add soy sauce, balsamic vinegar (or any other herbs/spices). I eat that about 3 times a week.

                > reading the ingredients to be triple-sure there’s no egg in my potato chips or whatever

                Below the ingredients, there should be a list of allergens, it will say if it contains eggs or milk. Obviously, anything that says it “may contain” animal ingredients is still vegan because it’s not part of the recipe. I’m not sure if you always have this separate list of allergens, in Germany we don’t have that, allergens must be printed bold though in the ingredients list. Still, it mostly does not take me more than maybe 2 seconds to determine that something is not vegan.

                But obviously it does not terribly matter whether or not there’s a little milk powder somewhere, and at some point we all have to draw the line where it is feasible to be this vigilant.

                1. Doug Holland Avatar

                  Chickpeas are garbonzos, I just learned from searching, and I have a can on the shelf. It’s been there for years. I don’t even remember what they taste like.

                  Tried some kidney beans in a salad instead of pepperoni yesserday and it was pretty fine.

                  You speak my language when you say 10 minutes in the microwave instead of frying. Ha, only thing I hate worse than cooking is cleaning pots and pans after.

                  Still eating cheese and meat from the fridge, so this grand experiment hasn’t started yet, but I’m optimistic.

                  1. Jonathan Avatar
                    Jonathan

                    Garbanzos have really weird names, in Germany they’re called “giggle beans” (Kichererbsen) for some reason. I find they take any spices incredibly well, it’s hard to dislike them.

                    1. Doug Holland Avatar

                      To me, they will always be giggle beans. Love it.

                      Today’s delivery from the groc will include one can of every bean they sell. Then comes a festival of beans on my salads, one can and one salad at a time.

  2. Reg Avatar
    Reg

    Everyone is different, and I think we’re all lesser people to someone. Jonathan’s take is accurate for Jonathan, your take is accurate for you, football fans and Christians think you’re lesser people.

    1. Jonathan Avatar
      Jonathan

      I hate when people act like there can’t be an objective truth.

      I feel sad for a dog that is abused => abusing dogs is wrong.

      I feel sad for a cow that is abused => abusing cows is wrong.

      I couldn’t argue in favor of veganism with a psychopath, but 99% of humans do have empathy with animals, they do feel bad when they are actually confronted with animal abuse/slaughterhouse images. The only rational conclusion is to stop paying factory farms.

      1. Doug Holland Avatar

        Lots of humans don’t have empathy with other humans, let alone animals. This is why I hate humans and tend to love animals. Any time I argue with anyone these days, anything remotely political, it feels like I’m arguing with a psychopath.

        1. Jonathan Avatar
          Jonathan

          There’s a saying “the mark of a civilized human is the capacity to read a column of numbers and weep.” Even many (most?) animals feel empathy for others, share food, etc. It’s a little bit more difficult to empathize without being **directly** confronted by suffering but I strongly believe that the capacity for it exists in almost everyone. It’s just that the media/culture/tradition brainwashes us, which can be hard to unlearn.

          1. Doug Holland Avatar

            If we grieved over every strangers’ death we’d never get anything done, but I’d settle for GIVING A DAMN about people killed as a direct result of what “my” damned government does. Trump & Hegseth keep bombing boaters in the Caribbean and threatening to nuke Persia and it’s all la dee da la dee da.

  3. eel paradise Avatar
    eel paradise

    “What do you truly believe, and why? What do other people believe, that you reject? What questions have you found no answers for?”

    Maybe I’m a lessor brain and a lazy thinker as I never challenge myself like this. Would rather laze out with easy to read fiction, though the news is also fun to absorb, often too much for mental well-being…
    So congrats for challenging or making me think about this, my caveat for being just average intelligence is that if I had an assignment and bore down on some of those deep questions, maybe I would come up with an answer, or a good one…
    (Recently I had an infected tooth and blended my food, I tells ya man, it sure feels weird to drink my odd-tasting salad…)

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      I ask those questions more to challenge other people than myself. Comes in handy when meeting new people, cuz if they can’t come up with an answer that’s an answer in itself.

      Hope your tooth is better. Salads should crunch.

      Mom’s roommate at the rehab is on a pureed diet, no solid food. Took the fuckers three days, seven meals, to start bringing pureed meals instead of salisbury steak and green beans etc.

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