THE NEVERENDING FILM FESTIVAL #158
Sunday, May 28, 2023The Man in the Moon (1991)

Hey, I remember this. It was the first movie I saw during my brief attempt to live in Los Angeles, before deciding on San Francisco instead. The theater was some monstrous maxi-plex with about thirty-six screens. It was half a mile from the parking lot to the box office, and then another half-mile from the box office to auditorium #27 or whatever.The Man in the Moon is a folksy farm movie about an adolescent girl with a crush on the boy from the next farm over. There’s lots of aw-shucks Southern charm, all polished to a pleasant but Hollywood version of rural reality. Sam Waterston and Tess Harper play the best darn parents in the world, and “introducing Reese Witherspoon” as their pipsqueak daughter in love.It was written by Jenny Wingfield, presumably a woman, and it has what
feels like more genuine girl and woman perspectives than you usually see
in a movie. It’s sweet and sad, and a little too preachy.
“Don’t love me now, when things are so mixed up. I’ve got more than I can say grace over right now.”Directed by Robert Muilligan (To Kill a Mockingbird).
Verdict: YES.♦ ♦ ♦  Man on the Moon (1999)

I was never a fan of anti-comedian Andy Kaufman. He was intentionally unfunny, perpetually inappropriate, difficult, and probably he was mentally unwell. But aren’t we all.If you’re unfamiliar with Kaufman, an example, as shown here, is when an adoring crowd came came to see what he’d come up with next, and he stood on stage reading from The Great Gatsby for the entire show.Kaufman never gave an audience what they expected or wanted, always pranking the crowds, the entertainment industry, and the world. I respected the pranks, but didn’t pay much attention during his short career and life — never watched Taxi, and saw but never connected with Kaufman’s perplexing appearances on Letterman and SNL.What I remember most about Kaufman is a bit he did on Dick Van Dyke’s quickly-cancelled mid-1970s TV variety show, Van Dyke & Company. Not yet famous, Kaufman was uncredited but appeared on the show week after week as a disruptive member of the audience, barely speaking English, never making sense, heckling the show in progress. You watched and wondered what the fuck? And then in the third or fourth week of this, he suddenly dropped the accent and broke into a dang good Elvis impersonation.That’s dedication — weeks of setup for a pretty good gag that wouldn’t have been funny without the weeks of setup.Man on the Moon is the story of Kaufman’s life, but like his public persona, it’s unclear how much is true or false or beyond. Being mostly a neophyte, I agreed with a couple of background characters early in the flick who said, “This is not funny.” Gotta admit, though, never once did I consider turning it off, and eventually the film drew big belly laughs from my big belly.Jim Carrey is good as Kaufman (Carrey is always good), and the movie plays with audience expectations like Kaufman did, only you don’t have to wait weeks for a punchline — it’s over in two hours.I liked the movie much more than I liked the real Kaufman, and it made me like Kaufman better than I did, too.Man on the Moon was directed by Milos Forman — Amadeus, Hair, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest — and produced by George Shapiro, who was Kaufman’s agent, played by Danny DeVito in the movie. Music by R.E.M. Co-starring Courtney Love and Paul Giamatti, with smaller roles for just about everyone from Kaufman’s career, including Howdy Doody.Gotta say this about Courtney Love: From everything I’ve read, she’s a wretched soul, but she’s a dang fine actress. When she joins the story here, it’s the moment the movie won me over.”Would anybody like to pay a dollar to touch my cyst? I’m serious. I could really use the money right now.”Andy Kaufman died in 1984 at age 35, but there’s a theory — alluded to twice in the film — that his death was a hoax, and he might still be out there somewhere. If so, he’d be 74 now. I hope he liked the movie.Verdict: YES.♦ ♦ ♦  Maybe I’ll Come Home in the Spring (1971)

This is a made-for-TV movie from 1971, which was heavily hyped as an “issue” film. The issue was that Sally Field was playing a runaway, a flower child, a hippie. Back then she was famous as TV’s Gidget and The Flying Nun, but this promised to be far less wholesome, and Mom and Dad wouldn’t let me watch.Finally, I’ve watched it, but Mom and Dad were probably right to protect me from it. Not because it’s subversive, though it is, but because it’s kind of a mess.With the title, Maybe I’ll Come Home in the Spring, it ought to be about a runaway, but she comes home about ten minutes into the movie.It’s full of quick-cut flashbacks, constantly — while she’s run off from home, the flashbacks and voiceovers are from before she ran away, and once she’s back, the flashbacks and voiceovers are from her ten minutes as a hippie. With all the constant flashbacking, the story is a jigsaw puzzle, but I’m not convinced all the pieces are there.It’s directed by Joseph Sargent, who was one of the best journeymen moviemakers of the era, so there’s definitely something here. One scene shows the girl using drugs — oh, the horror — while her parents get drunk at a fairly wild party, a subtle juxtaposition that challenges 1971. There’s also a beautiful moment where the girl is high on something and writing words in the air via special effects.On the downside, there’s an awful lot of hollering — her parents hollering at Sally Field and her sister, and her shaggy boyfriend (John Carradine) hollering at her parents, and Sally hollering, her sister hollering.And the flashbacks are too much, too many.Field is fine in her part, John Carradine is OK but shaggy and “can’t handle meth,” but it all feels as superficial as, well, a better-than-average made-for-TV movie from the ’70s.Linda Ronstadt sings a few songs, and that’s enough to give it a B.Verdict: YES.♦ ♦ ♦  My Dinner with Hervé  (2018)Same as Andy Kaufman above, I never paid much attention to Hervé Villechaize. Saw only the pilot episode of Fantasy Island, and turned it off halfway through. I’ve seen his Bond movie, The Man with the Golden Gun, but every Bond I’ve seen has disappointed me, and nothing about that one exists in my memory.Eight or nine minutes into My Dinner with Hervé, Peter Dinklage shows up, playing Villechaize, complete with a plausible French accent, and the movie is instantly better. I’ve been a Dinklage fan since The Station Agent, and he probably makes a better Villechaize than Villechaize.This is allegedly a true story, about a reporter sent to interview Villechaize and write a short, hopefully comic puff piece about him. It’s set long after the actor’s fame had faded, and the reporter isn’t much interested in the assignment, but Hervé wants to talk so talk he does, all night long. He drops clues, which the reporter misses, that this will be his final interview, and a few days after their conversation, Villechaize killed himself.Based only on what’s shown here, he seems to have been a prickly actor with an out-of-control ego, like most successful stars only shorter. It’s hard to like a guy who’s such an ass, but still, the parts of the movie that are about Villechaize are of interest, and Dinklage is excellent.The movie is more about the reporter, though, and he’s at least as obnoxious and full of himself as Villechaize. He’s played by someone named Jamie Dornan, who (as the kids say) I can’t even. Wikipedia says Dornan’s been hailed as both “one of Ireland’s greatest film actors” and “one of the 25 Biggest Male Models of All Time,” but to me he’s a blob of nothing on the screen.His character’s alcoholism, his harassment of an ex-girlfriend, the office politics at his job, and any of the other things we’re supposed to care about are rendered moot by the actor.The real-life reporter Dornan is playing was Sacha Gervasi, who wrote a book about interviewing Villechaize, then wrote and directed this film. Gervasi previously made the finest heavy-metal documentary of all time, Anvil: The Story of Anvil, but My Dinner with Hervé is no Anvil.Maybe I’m dead wrong, though. This flick was recommended to me by two people whose opinions I respect, and it won awards and got rave reviews from, apparently, everyone on earth who isn’t me.Verdict: MAYBE.♦ ♦ ♦  The Paper Chase (1973)

“You come in here with a skull full of mush. You leave thinking like a lawyer.”The Paper Chase was a very good book about the struggles of law students at Harvard. I don’t care about the law, about law students, or about lawyers, and I certainly don’t care about Harvard, but I read the book when I was in high school, and liked it a lot. It later became a TV series, which I also liked a lot.Between the book and the TV show, it was a movie I’d somehow missed seeing until tonight.It’s not a comedy, but I laughed a lot, because the driving dramatic question is whether these very straight-laced 20-somethings will get the big-bucks, big money, and big boring careers they desperately want. You kinda hope they don’t succeed, since a few of them seem like decent people. Also, you can laugh at Timothy Bottoms’ 1970s hair.If anyone actually watches a movie because I’ve written about it, listen closely during the first scene, before there’s any dialogue. There’s only crowd noise, as students walk into a previously-empty classroom, but the audio must’ve been recorded separately, and doesn’t last as long as the crowd noise needed to be, so it’s looped — repeated. You can’t not hear the same thumps and coughs happening three times.Also, the movie’s last few minutes, after the climax, are unnecessary and occasionally silly. Between the botched first minute and the tedious last few minutes, though, everything else mostly works.Directed by James Bridges (The China Syndrome, Colossus: The Forbin Project). Scored by John Williams.Lindsay Wagner plays “female plot device,” and of course the inimitable John Houseman co-stars as the brilliant Professor Kingsfield. Bottoms’ acting tends to annoy me but just this once it didn’t. There are small bits from up-and-coming stars Blair Brown, Edward Herrmann, and Ronald Mlodzik.Verdict: YES.
♦ ♦ ♦  Promised Land (2012)

Slick buyers from a natural gas company want to buy up a poor farming town, so they can frack the county for natural gas. Matt Damon and John Krasinski star, and also wrote the script, which hinders things.I became impatient with the story’s leisurely pace. A lot of the film goes by, and rather slowly, before anyone says the word ‘fracking’.Fracking is evil, and the movie shows and eventually explains that, but
it feels generic, like a couple of Hollywood liberals trying to say
something liberal, without offending anyone. It’s a Blue Dog Democrat
when it needs to be Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.There’s a gut-punch twist waiting for you if you’re willing to wait, and Promised Land isn’t bad, certainly. It’s just not as outraged as it ought to be. Googling about the movie after watching it, it wasn’t a big surprise to read that Krasinski and Damon had first intended it as a story about wind power.Directed by Gus Van Sant, music by Danny Elfman, with Frances MacDormand and Hal Halbrook.Verdict: YES.♦ ♦ ♦  Rubber (2010)

In the deserts of California, a crowd of people watch as a movie is filmed. That movie is about a sentient tire on a rampage, but this movie — the one you’re watching — is about the first movie’s moviemakers trying to kill the audience.Why? “No reason,” as the sheriff philosophically explains.You might love this film, or hate it — and my response was both. I found it pretentious when it thought it was deep, boring when it thought it was funny. After twenty minutes I clicked it off, but it nagged at me, and I wondered if the problem might’ve been me and my mood. A month later I slipped Rubber on again, and found it amusing and intelligent all the way through.There’s also Wings Hauser in a wheelchair, and he helps.The script is filled with existentialist wisecracks and exploding
heads, and it plays like David Cronenberg meets Ludwig Wittgenstein. It’s pleased with itself, made with maybe too much
exuberance and bravado, but there’s plenty of traction.Verdict: YES.♦ ♦ ♦  Coming soon:Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
Colors (1988)
The Death of Dick Long (2019)
Invaders from Mars (1953)
Prime Cut (1972)
Spudwrench (1998)
Titanic II (2010) 5/28/2023  
There
are so many good movies out there — old movies, odd or artsy, foreign
or forgotten movies, or do-it-yourself movies made just for the joy of
making them — that if you only watch whatever’s on Netflix or playing at
the twenty-plex, you’re missing out.To get beyond the ordinary, I recommend:Alter
Cineverse
Criterion
CultCinema Classics
DocsVille
Dust
Fandor
Films for Action
Hoopla
IHaveNoTV
IndieFlix
Internet Archive
Kanopy
KinoCult
Kino Lorber
Korean Classic Film
Christopher R Mihm
Mosfilm
Mubi
National Film Board of Canada
New Yorker Screening Room
Damon Packard
Mark Pirro
PizzaFlix
PopcornFlix
Public Domain Movies
RareFilmm
Scarecrow Video
Shudder
ThoughtMaybe
Timeless Classic Movies
VoleFlix
WatchDocumentaries
or your local library.Some people even access films through shady methods, though of course, that would be wrong.