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    CRANKY OLD FART #300
    leftovers & links
    Wednesday, April 12, 2023

    Walking to the bus stop one morning, I noticed a 1960s-style peace symbol on the wall, behind a window, in the upstairs bedroom of the ‘model’ house at the corner.It’s … [read more]

  • A month of breakfasts with Mom

    Usually it’s just me and Mom and my sister Katrina, at our Saturday morning breakfasts. Sometimes Katrina brings her friend Adelle. Other than the presence of Adelle, all the breakfasts are basically the same, so it’s been a while since I’ve written about the breakfasts. … [read more]

  • The Day Mars Invaded Earth, and six more movies

    Should I apologize for this week’s batch of movies? Nah, but be forewarned: I’ve been in the mood for schlock and ‘bad cinema’, and most of these turned out ‘bad’ in the wrong way. … [read more]

  • A poor choice of words

     

    CRANKY OLD FART #299
    leftovers & links
    Sunday, April 9, 2023

    Buses sometimes get bunched, which means one bus has been delayed by traffic for so long that the next bus on the route is right behind it, instead of however many minutes behind it’s supposed to be.From … [read more]

  • An angry woman

    You know I’m a fan of public transit, but my favorite part of the work commute isn’t riding the bus, it’s being downtown, amidst the bums and lowlifes. … [read more]

  • “You’re here.”

     

    CRANKY OLD FART #298
    leftovers & links
    Friday, April 7, 2023

    There’s a genuine working phone booth at the bus stop on the island, and waiting for my bus back to the city a few days ago, a scruffy-looking teenager came by and checked the coin return. … [read more]

  • Changing the margins

    Me, looking grumpy, reading the news

    CRANKY OLD FART #297
    leftovers & links
    Wednesday, April 5, 2023

    In a long text conversation with my brother Dick a few days ago, I learned a piece of family history I’d never heard. … [read more]

  • My plans for the weekend

    I’ll tell you at the top, there’s no punchline or point to this piece. Usually I write about
    what’s on my mind, and today that’s poop, or the lack of poop.The … [read more]

  • Note from the mailroom

     

    CRANKY OLD FART #296
    leftovers & links
    Monday, April 3, 2023

    On Millionaires’ Island, all the men are skinny and white and most have beards. … [read more]

  • McStabby’s — the worst McDonald’s in the world

    Just another day
    at McStabby’s

    A while back, I mentioned buying McChicken sandwiches at the worst McDonald’s in the world, and my buddy Captain Hampockets nominated several awful McD’s that could vie for that title. … [read more]

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