Even by my own standards of complaining about everything, what’s next is
old-man-shouting-at-the-clouds stuff, but certain clouds must be yelled
at. … [read more]
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Nothing much
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“You gotta bring
your cell phone, Doug.” Waiting
at a downtown bus stop, I got approached to buy drugs. Been a long time
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Short stuff
“Do you know Jesus?” a man asked me at the bus stop.I barely even glanced at him, only said, “F*ck off and die.” “You … [read more]
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Three bums
If you live in an American city, you can tell who’s homeless at a glance and be right 95% of the time.At Seattle’s grimiest bus stop, a guy had the look, and he was talking to another guy who had the look — clothes that had obviously been worn, worn a lot, since the last time they’d been clean. … [read more]
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Screaming obscenities at the heavens
Here are a few text messages Mom meant to send to someone else, but accidentally sent to me, over the past few weeks:• “Has Nikki decided whether her birthday dinner will be at Olive Garden
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The only thing better than saying ‘no’
I’m kinda poor, but mostly just cheap, and life’s been kind to me, so I don’t have much experience needing charity, and even less getting it. … [read more]
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Gentle bossa nova
There’s a two-track train tunnel downtown, built more than a century ago, and it fascinates me like I’m a little kid.The … [read more]
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The Rose Bud Movie Palace
It was hardly a “movie palace”, but that’s what it was called — the Rose Bud Movie Palace.
It was constructed of plywood and two-by-fours, with no real architecture and no glitzy veneer. … [read more] -
Secret words
On Tuesday I was buried
They put me in the ground
The pastor said a few kind words
I didn’t make a soundIt was a poem about death, a dozen or so stanzas built around the idea that I was watching my funeral, observing the reactions and lack of reaction from people who’d known me. … [read more]
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Eight hours pay for
three hours standing around Talking to yourself, it’s been said, is another sign of mental Illness, but that’s stupid wisdom. … [read more]








