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    CRANKY OLD FART #312
    leftovers & links
    Sunday, May 7, 2023

    Even by my own standards of complaining about everything, what’s next is
    old-man-shouting-at-the-clouds stuff, but certain clouds must be yelled
    at. … [read more]

  • “You gotta bring your cell phone, Doug.”

      

    CRANKY OLD FART #311
    leftovers & links
    Thursday, May 4, 2023

    Waiting
    at a downtown bus stop, I got approached to buy drugs. Been a long time
    since that’s happened. … [read more]

  • Short stuff

     

    CRANKY OLD FART #310
    leftovers & links
    Wednesday, May 3, 2023 
     
    “Do you know Jesus?” a man asked me at the bus stop.

    I barely even glanced at him, only said, “F*ck off and die.” “You … [read more]

  • Three bums

    If you live in an American city, you can tell who’s homeless at a glance and be right 95% of the time.At Seattle’s grimiest bus stop, a guy had the look, and he was talking to another guy who had the look — clothes that had obviously been worn, worn a lot, since the last time they’d been clean. … [read more]

  • Screaming obscenities at the heavens

     

    CRANKY OLD FART #309
    leftovers & links
    Monday, May 1, 2023 

    Here are a few text messages Mom meant to send to someone else, but accidentally sent to me, over the past few weeks:• “Has Nikki decided whether her birthday dinner will be at Olive Garden
    or Applebee’s? … [read more]

  • The only thing better than saying ‘no’

    I’m kinda poor, but mostly just cheap, and life’s been kind to me, so I don’t have much experience needing charity, and even less getting it. … [read more]

  • Gentle bossa nova

     

    CRANKY OLD FART #308
    leftovers & links
    Saturday, April 29, 2023 

    There’s a two-track train tunnel downtown, built more than a century ago, and it fascinates me like I’m a little kid.The … [read more]

  • The Rose Bud Movie Palace

    It was hardly a “movie palace”, but that’s what it was called — the Rose Bud Movie Palace.
    It was constructed of plywood and two-by-fours, with no real architecture and no glitzy veneer. … [read more]

  • Secret words

    On Tuesday I was buried
    They put me in the ground
    The pastor said a few kind words
    I didn’t make a sound

    It was a poem about death, a dozen or so stanzas built around the idea that I was watching my funeral, observing the reactions and lack of reaction from people who’d known me. … [read more]

  • Eight hours pay for three hours standing around

     

    CRANKY OLD FART #307
    leftovers & links
    Wednesday, April 26, 2023  
     

    Talking to yourself, it’s been said, is another sign of mental Illness, but that’s stupid wisdom. … [read more]

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