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  • Man on the Moon, and six more movies


    THE NEVERENDING FILM FESTIVAL #158
    Sunday, May 28, 2023
    The Man in the Moon (1991)

    Hey, I remember this. It was the first movie I saw during my brief attempt to live in Los Angeles, before deciding on San Francisco instead. … [read more]

  • A salad at home

     
    CRANKY OLD FART #320
    leftovers & links
    Friday, May 26, 2023

    Every morning it’s a three-block walk from where I get off my inbound #99 bus, and where I get on the #550 or #554 to Millionaires’ Island. … [read more]

  • An open door

     
    CRANKY OLD FART #319
    leftovers & links
    Wednesday, May 24, 2023

    I sleep naked, in a shared house, with a shared bathroom. My flatmates have normal levels of modesty, and I don’t want to see my flatmates’ junk, so I never walk naked out of my room, across the kitchen, down the hall, and into the bathroom to take a shower. … [read more]

  • “This machine surrounds hate and forces it to surrender.”

    Pete Seeger’s father taught music at Berkeley, but was squeezed out during World War I, when the family’s pacifism made him extremely unpopular. Mr and Mrs Seeger were later on the faculty at the Julliard School of Music, but they taught classical music, which never much interested little Petey. … [read more]

  • Big boxes

    For a year, I’ve rented a room in a comfortable but semi-dilapidated shared house, in a neighborhood that’s too quiet for my tastes. I dream of moving someplace louder and more alive.Meanwhile, … [read more]

  • Maybe it’s better they stop pretending.

     
    CRANKY OLD FART #318
    leftovers & links
    Sunday, May 21, 2023

    Occasionally I see articles with headlines like, “What you can do to stop climate change,” but they’re invariably nonsense. … [read more]

  • Too many compromises

    If you’re new to the saga of me and my mom, well, you can’t possibly catch up. Our backstory stretches across galaxies, so I’m not even going to bother with a pertinent link. … [read more]

  • Screw the rotting corpse of Billy Graham.

    I’m not a Christian, but I think Billy Graham was. He wasn’t a charlatan. His accounting was open to public scrutiny, he was never caught with a prostitute, he didn’t lead a lavish life, and he never built an amusement park for the Lord. … [read more]

  • Let there be links

     
    CRANKY OLD FART #317
    leftovers & links
    Thursday, May 18, 2023

    “Hi, Doug.” Well, that’s my name and it’s nice to say hello as we’re passing in the hallway, but the only people I sorta know at Haugen & Dahl are my immediate co-workers, and my boss, and my boss’s boss. … [read more]

  • Brush your teeth, kids.

    If I could do it all over again, I’d brush my teeth more often, all my life, as a habit and a rule.

    The first thing people notice about me is that I’m overweight, but they notice my teeth, too, whenever I smile, or speak, or eat, or open my mouth. … [read more]

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