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| THE NEVERENDING FILM FESTIVAL #132Sunday, Jan. 15, 2023 |
Rififi (1955)
Tony is an ex-con with a gambling habit, and his funds are running low, so he’s tempted by an offer to pull a low-risk heist from a jewelry store’s front window. Tony, though, is not a low-risk kind of guy, so instead he suggests something riskier, but with a much bigger payoff.
Planning the heist stretches across several scenes, all marvelous. It’s a jigsaw with perfectly interlocking pieces, and the movie is filled with memorable moments:
• The Italian safe-cracker in the French jewelry store, wordlessly negotiating with the proprietor over a small purchase while discreetly casing the joint.
• The gang steals a display model of the store’s security device, and tests it in their basement workshop, figuring out just how easily the alarm sounds.
• Rififi, figuring out the flaw in the alarm system.
• During the burglary, the film is nearly silent, with delicate chiseling but no words, and curiously, no music. You’d expect tense violins or something, but the silence is even more unnerving.
• And other elements of excellence which I simply won’t talk about. No spoilers. So there.
Rififi is a French movie, but it was directed by an American, Jules Dassin, who’d been blacklisted stateside. Oh, and the Italian safe-cracker’s name is Macaroni, which struck me as funny but hey, it is an Italian name.
It’s an absolutely smashing movie, and I have no complaints about it. Gotta complain about the subtitles, though. This was preserved and reissued by the Criterion Collection, where the subtitles usually suck and indeed they suck here. For example, Criterion has decided that when men play poker, their bids and calls needn’t be translated. Signs, even signs important to the story, won’t be translated. Clearly audible asides are sometimes ignored, and you’re on your own with small words, like “chow” when the characters briefly speak Italian. In the middle of the heist, when one of the men checks his notes, we can see lettering written on his paper, but it’s for him to read, not you.
This is the Criterion Collection, making a great movie kinda frustrating to watch.
Verdict: BIG YES.
♦ ♦ ♦
America in Color (2017-2020)
This was a show on the Smithsonian Channel, where historical film footage was colorized and turned into a series of documentaries. Can’t have people watching history in black and white, you know.
I’ve only seen this one episode, because someone sent me a link and said it was grand.
It’s not grand. It’s about what you’d expect from TV, perhaps less. This particular episode is about the 1920s, and whitewashes history to the bone.
Any media that praises the genius of Henry Ford should at least mention that he was the author of The International Jew, and one of America’s most prominent anti-Semites.
When Ford, Harvey Firestone, Thomas Edison, and President Warren Harding go camping together, bringing a motion picture photographer, the narrator says, “… four of the most powerful people on the planet take a break from the stresses of work to enjoy the great outdoors.” And that’s not a Movietone newsreel talking, it’s the Smithsonian Institute saying that — here and now. What hogwash.
Realistically, when four of the world’s most powerful men go camping together, all wearing suits, they might roast some marshmallows, but they’re mostly discussing and planning the course of America’s near-term future, which I believe ought to not be so choreographically plotted as it always is. To the Smithsonian, though, it’s only about roasting marshmallows.
Then the show presents lovely color imagery of Charles Lindbergh, and same as Ford, Smithsonian tells only the heroic side, which is not enough. If we trust the documentary, we’d never know that Lindbergh was head of the America First movement, trying to keep America pals with Nazi Germany.
There’s a segment on prohibition, one of the craziest parts of the 20th century. I barely even drink, but what a stupid idea was prohibition — a waste of money, waste of jail space and lives, and a huge boost to organized crime. So of course, we did it all again with marijuana. Maybe we’ll do it next with abortion.
All in all, the show is startlingly superficial. Smithsonian magazine has been my last on-paper subscription, but I’ve been wavering, and this is enough to convince me to let it lapse.
Verdict: NO.
♦ ♦ ♦
Phantasm (1979)
This one is goofy, but very, very good. It was barely funded and made mostly by amateurs and enthusiasts, a homemade horror that morphs into science fiction.
Everything looks unsettling, as it should. There’s a simple but proper score, not much more than mood music really, but it’s enough. No matter what craziness is happening in the story — and there is much craziness here — almost all the actors’ line readings seem curiously calm, which adds to the ethereal vibe.
The movie starts with an old man in a suit saying, “Hello, I’m Angus Scrimm,” and he talks for a few minutes about his experience getting the role of “The Tall Man” in this movie. And then the movie starts. Guess I’m either watching some anniversary edition, or maybe the introduction is part of the general weirdness here.
When the movie actually starts, some young dude is boinking a dame in a cemetery, and when they’re finished she stabs him dead. And there must be some dumb cops around town, because it’s ruled a suicide.
The dead man is delivered for burial at Morningside Cemetery, but after the service, the funeral directer (Angus Scrimm as “The Tall Man”) single-handedly slips the coffin into the hearse. A coffin with a corpse in it weighs hundreds of pounds, so this is noteworthy.
The dead dude’s best friend’s kid brother sees this, and starts seeing all sorts of other kooky stuff — dwarfs, chopped-off fingers that bleed yellow, a fortune-teller who might be her own grandmother, flying metallic orbs that latch onto people’s faces, and eventually a trip to a different dimension. But it’s a lovely dimension, and worth visiting.
On the original Star Trek of the 1960s, Klingons were allegorical commies — the Soviet Union of the 23rd century — so the collapse of the USSR inspired this episode of the movie series.
The Klingon Empire, crippled by its huge military budget, finally seeks detente with the Federation, and Captain Kirk and the Enterprise are sent to bring a Klingon entourage to Earth for peace talks.
Kirk hates Klingons, of course, so he doesn’t want to do it, but he does, leading to a comedically tense dinner aboard the Enterprise. Others are more emphatically opposed to peace, and diplomacy is soon scuttled by subterfuge, from which springs action enough to make for a pretty good movie.
Verdict: YES.
This is a movie that wants to mess with your mind, and it’s mostly successful. Maybe it helps if your mind is a mess already, like mine.
Clay and Vincent are half-brothers, and people (including Clay and Vincent) can’t stop commenting on how similar they look, almost like twins. Dennis Haysbert plays Clay, and an actor unfamiliar to me plays Vincent; one’s black, one’s white, and they have zero physical similarity beyond both being human and male.
Why? Because Vincent is suspected of murder, and he’s hoping that staging his death — killing his “identical” brother — will throw the cops off his trail.
The only thing that merits mention here, and the only reason I was curious to see Willie Dynamite, is that it stars Roscoe Orman, who later played the kindly Gordon Robinson on Sesame Street for 40-some years. There’s about five minutes of amusement in seeing the nicest guy on the block from children’s TV play a devious pimp, but after that the movie is simply dull.
• Jigoku (1960)
• Maniac (1934)
• Papillon (1975)
• Silent Running (1972)
• Skidoo (1968)
• The Wrecking Crew (1968)
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