Trump’s baseless election fraud lawsuits have started

This is their plan: Shitstorm 2024. Say over and over that the election’s rigged and stolen, sue everywhere, sow doubt in the baseline concepts of voting and democracy, all to throw the election to the House of Representatives, where Republicans will hand it to Trump.

Excerpt: Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro, meanwhile, shot back at the Republican presidential nominee, highlighting that Trump and his allies have spent the last four years actively corroding public trust in U.S. elections—and that they are currently warming up their second conspiracy to undermine the 2024 election results.

“Let’s remember, in 2020, Donald Trump attacked our elections over and over,” Shapiro wrote on X. “I was the Attorney General back then and despite his bluster and rhetoric, he went 0-43 in court when he fought to make it harder to vote and then tried to overturn Pennsylvanians’ votes.

“He’s now trying to use the same playbook to stoke chaos, but hear me on this: we will again have a free and fair, safe and secure election—and the will of the people will be respected,” Shapiro said.

Me again: I don’t know much about Shapiro, but that quote sounds like a Democrat unwilling to eat shit. You don’t see much of that.

Election officials overwhelmed by Musk’s Twitter-amplified lies

Three Trump-appointed judges just issued a shock ruling that could wreak havoc on the election

Trump at Madison Square Garden: a carnival of grievances, misogyny and racism

Read the article, if you missed it. This is the guy 47% of Americans want in charge, and these are the people he hangs out with.

Speaker of the House promises Trump will take “blowtorch” to Obamacare

Trump surrogate Elon Musk keeps saying Trump will tank the economy

Trump wannabe Elon Musk is offering people his sperm while creating a family compound in Texas

Elon Musk suggests Chick-fil-A be put in charge of the southern border in rambling hours-long town hall

Anti-vax wingnut Robert Kennedy Jr says Trump promised him “control” of Health and Human Services, the CDC, FDA, National Institutes of Health, and USDA

Amazon, DoorDash and CVS Health donate to group backing hardline anti-abortion Republican

Judge mutes Giuliani’s mic during chaotic e-hearing in sexual harassment case

Rudy is clearly mentally gone, and gone further day by day, which ain’t news any more, but the article is nonstop chuckles and schadenfreude.

Militaries are rushing to replace human soldiers with AI-powered robots

Jaywalking legalized in New York City

The invented crime of ‘jaywalking’ has always been a kickback to automakers, and an easy way for cops to hassle blacks, poors, and others deemed unwelcome.

Voyager 1 loses contact with NASA, turns on retro transmitter not used since 1981

ABC runs Target ad as “news”

• Ignoring the climate emergency

• Dead people

11/1/2024

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Special thanks to Linden Arden, Becky Jo, Wynn Bruce, Joey Jo Jo emeritus, Jeff Meyer, John the Basket, Dave S, Name Withheld, and always extra special thanks to my lovely late Stephanie, who gave me 21 years and proved that the world isn’t always shitty.

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