Jan. 6 rioters accuse police of excessive force in class action lawsuit
I am uncomfortable supporting the police in any way, but the imagery I’ve seen from 1/6/2021 shows cops giving the insurrectionists almost white-glove treatment (at least by cop standards).
Trump’s Justice Department dropped 23,000 criminal investigations in shift to immigration
Supreme Court backs conservatives’ ‘right’ to torture LGBTQ kids
Utah bans polygraph tests for those reporting sexual assault
This is progress, and says everything about the Utah and police mindsets, on sexual assault and homosexuality.

AND NOW THE NEWS
#595
APRIL 1, 2026
(but no jokes)
Dem Senators launch investigation into Alligator Alcatraz torture
Excerpt: “There have been credible allegations that detainees at ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ have been punished with confinement in a small cage-like structure known as ‘the box,’ where they are held in stress positions with hands and feet tightly shackled for hours at a time, in direct sunlight with no access to food or water,” the letter stated.
Deaths in ICE Custody are growing. ‘They let him rot in there.’
FOIA docs reveal details about ICE “surge” in Minneapolis
New data indicates most arrested in Maine ICE surge had no criminal convictions, charges
Data shows three-quarters of ICE abductees in Minnesota had no criminal record

Trump regime cites white supremacists in bid to end birthright citizenship
Excerpt: Alexander Porter Morse, a Confederate officer during the Civil War and a Louisiana attorney, argued for legalized segregation in the landmark 1896 Supreme Court case that established the “separate but equal” doctrine and buttressed Jim Crow laws.
He is again playing a key role in a monumental case to be argued before the justices Wednesday: The Trump administration has tapped Morse as an authority in its push to upend long-settled law that virtually everyone born in the United States is a citizen.
Over a century ago, Morse was among a trio of thinkers who spearheaded a failed effort – steeped in anti-Black and anti-Chinese racism – to erase birthright citizenship. The Trump administration is reviving their arguments to make its case today, some legal scholars say.
Trump signs order seeking federal control of mail voting as he promotes false claims
The President has zero authority to change election rules, so this is one of the biggies in his fetish for fascism. If Trump gets his way on this one, it’s the end.
But c’mon, you know we’re at the end already.
Federal Judge approves Trump order for list of Jews from Penn
Next, Trump demands their firstborn sons…
Tennessee librarian fired for refusing to move more than 100 books from children’s to adult section

Giggle at Trump’s senility and stupidity, sure, but this war he’s started has the potential to sink the world’s economy, and quite quickly.
New analysis reveals a US weapon struck a second elementary school in Iran
US used missiles untested in combat in a deadly attack on Iranian sports hall and school
There are now over 50,000 American troops in the Mideast
Spain closes airspace to US aircraft involved in Iran war
This is something Spaniards should be proud about.
Italy denies use of Sicily airbase to US planes carrying weapons for Iran war

White House’s mysterious ‘covfefe moment’ was stupider than we imagined
Trump to revoke protections for endangered species in Gulf of Mexico, for ‘national security’
Big shot Texas Republicans calls for 100,000,000 deportations and increased Islamophobia
Gosh, it’s startling to learn that Republicans are racists.
JD Vance claims Ilhan Omar ‘definitely committed immigration fraud,’ White House will ‘go after’ her
Confidential database reveals which items NPS thinks may ‘disparage’ America
White House app found tracking users’ exact location every 4.5 minutes via third-party server
Arizona Governor vetoes bill to name highway for dead asswipe Charlie Kirk
Chicago Bulls waive Jaden Ivey following multiple right-wing social media tirades
It’s not clear what Robert F Kennedy Jr did with a raccoon’s penis
DeSantis signs bill to rename Florida airport for Trump
Trump accused of showing classified map to passengers on private flight
Being armed and drunk seems like something that shouldn’t be forgiven quite so quickly, but no charges are filed.
Pete Hegseth’s broker attempted to make defense investments before Iran war
Hegseth reverses helicopter crew suspension over Kid Rock flyby
White House IT guy sends out reminder memo about child porn

Uber is spending millions to make it harder to sue after wrecks
Scientists solved the mystery of missing ocean plastic — it went invisible and spread everywhere
Major enshittifier Sysco buys Restaurant Depot for $29B
Trump tells DHS to pay TSA despite government shutdown after agents miss another paycheck
This is illegal, of course, like everything Trump does except eating cheeseburgers and shitting.

Trump urges world’s nations to steal oil
She spoke out about Gaza. Now she can’t use a credit card.

Local cops haven’t investigated ICE killing outside Chicago last year
South Carolina: Over traffic violation, cops chase motorcyclist into fatal wreck
Texas: Over “disturbance” call, cops chase driver into fatal wreck

‘Our assumptions are broken’: how fraudulent church data revealed AI’s threat to polling
Excerpt: “In general, people who are highly skilled using the internet and concealing their identity skew younger,” said Kennedy. “Bogus cases want to qualify for as many surveys as possible. It is well known in the industry that young adults are hard to reach for surveys. So from this standpoint, it is advantageous to self-present as young because surveys tend to need such respondents.”
Kennedy added: “Bogus respondents tend to respond in the affirmative, no matter what is asked. This is called positivity bias, which inflates the estimate.”
AI overly affirms users asking for personal advice
Excerpt: What’s more, the study determined that just one interaction with a flattering chatbot was likely to “distort” a human user’s “judgement” and “erode prosocial motivations,” an outcome that persisted regardless of a person’s demographics and previous grasp on the tech as well as how, stylistically, an individual chatbot delivered its twisted verdict. In short, after engaging with chatbots on a social or moral quandary, people were less likely to admit wrongdoing — and more likely to dig in on the chatbot’s version of events, in which they, the main character, were the one in the right.

US has caused $10-trillion worth of climate damage since 1990, research finds
Kind of obnoxious that the damage needs to be expressed in dollars to reach some people. And the numbers only assess past damages; the future damages are incalculable, but will be exponentially higher.
Sneezing, runny nose, itchy eyes: Allergy symptoms start earlier with climate change
No snow. No water. Restrictions grow across West as drought fears rise.
‘Something out of the ordinary’: Why are Japan’s oysters dying en masse?
AI data centers can warm surrounding areas by up to 9.1°C

Georgia minister arrested after allegedly molesting woman at McDonald’s
Oklahoma City church manager nabbed after nearly $100,000 in tithes & offerings vanishes
South Carolina: Preacher arrested for molesting a child
Texas youth pastor sentenced to 40 years for child sexual assault
Wisconsin priest faces child porn charges after Clintonville arrest for attempted child enticement

Excerpt: The inaugural Shield of the Americas Summit was held at one of Donald Trump’s golf resorts in Florida on 7 March. The US president told the dozen allied heads of state gathered at Trump National Doral Miami that he didn’t have time to learn ‘your damn language’. He scolded them for the reach of organised crime in their countries, as if US drug policies had nothing to do with it. Trump said he’d be happy to use missiles to target traffickers should his partners request it, and that Cuba was ‘at the end of the line’. Pete Hegseth announced that he only spoke ‘American’.
How Angie Mentink made it back after an offseason stroke
Angie is a bright spot on the Mariners radio broadcasts (which I can listen to again, because I’ve found a source that automutes the ads). I’d missed her during the spring training broadcasts, and haven’t heard as much from her as usual since. Who knew there was a reason?

Terry Bell
“wayward boy” of South Africa
Dick Foley
rock’n’roller, The Brothers Four
“Ross the Boss” Friedman
rock’n’roller, Manowar
Nicholas Haysom
good guy “Fink”
Sam Kieth
cartoonist, The Maxx
Perry Thornley
forgotten person
James Tolkan
actor, Back to the Future
unidentified, 28
forgotten person
Jeff Webb
cheerleading fascist

Nothing will meaningfully improve
until billionaires fear for their lives.
4/1/2026
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