New Hampshire is first state to require doctors to sterilize patients who request it
This is excellent, so I’m sure Republicans will sue and the Supreme Court will overrule it, but let’s enjoy a temporary smile: People who choose not to have children will, at least for now and at least in New Hampshire, be allowed to choose not to have children.
Flight attendants strike at Air Canada, but Canadian government orders them back to work
Air Canada suspends restart plans after flight attendants union defies return to work order
Excerpt: Less than 12 hours after workers walked off the job, Federal Jobs Minister Patty Hajdu ordered the 10,000 flight attendants back to work, saying now is not the time to take risks with the economy and noting the unprecedented tariffs the US has imposed on Canada.
Me again: If the economy is so important, order the airline to pay workers for working, and pay fairly.
Air Canada and striking flight attendants’ union reach tentative deal
Solidarity forever, and fuck the boss, forever.
Open carry is illegal in WaDC, and concealed carry is legal only with a permit from the Police Department, but those laws are now null and void. Two thoughts: ① Pirro intends this as an invitation to Proud Boys and other neo-Nazis to come to DC and ‘help’ with the occupation of that city. And ② Open carry will still be illegal if you’re black.

AND NOW THE NEWS
#543
AUGUST 21, 2025
a recurring roundup
of news, memes,
and my brilliant opinions
Philadelphia honors JD Vance with mocking mural in Fishtown
Wal-Mart asks customers not to eat its radioactive shrimp

IT IS ALWAYS THEM AGAINST US
Google’s president loves Trump’s anti-climate policies
Leaked audio shows Cuomo’s confidence that Trump and Republicans will help him against Mamdani
Home Depot keeps quiet on immigration raids outside its doors

BUT THAT’S UNCONSTIPATIONAL
Louisiana sends National Guard troops, joins four other Republican states in federal seizure of DC
My apologies if I’ve written this already. I’ve been thinking it for months, not sure if I’ve posted it:
The intent of all the accumulating outrages by Trump & the Republicans is to trigger protests and hope the protests become violent. Once there’s violence, or the lie of violence, martial law can be declared.
This is so obviously Trump & the Republicans’ plan, I challenge anyone to offer a more likely explanation.
I am both proud and disappointed that there’s been no violence to speak of from the citizen opposition, yet. When it happens I’ll have nothing to do with it — I am damned near incapable of violence — but violence will happen. People won’t be pushed around forever, without responding.
When a violent response happens, or Trump & the Republicans lie that it’s happened, the federal response will be brutal, and the actual war will be underway.
There’s the conundrum. I am a peaceful dude, not someone who’d light a molotov cocktail, but peaceful protest has never worked against fascism, and it won’t work this time.
Air Force announces new policy to deny transgender troops hearings before discharges
Military officers shifted to prosecute local DC crimes amid Trump takeover
US State Department revokes another 6,000 student visas
Immigrants seeking lawful work and citizenship are now subject to ‘anti-Americanism’ screening

GIVE US YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR, YOUR HUDDLED MASSES YEARNING TO BREATHE FREE, SO WE CAN IMPRISON THEM
6-year-old arrested and deported from family’s scheduled immigration check-in
Federal agent during violent DC arrest: “Liberals already ruined” this country
ICE agents mock resident as chase ends in crash on her lawn: ‘Thank you for filming!’
ICE pepper sprays protesters and press at San Francisco immigration court

BUCKETS OF BULLSHIT
ADL chief falsely claims Mamdani hasn’t visited synagogues or engaged Jewish groups
Trump team readies more attacks on mainstream climate science
The Republican states with guards deployed to DC have urban murder rates way higher than DC’s
White House is sending social media teams with FBI on some arrests in DC, sources say
Federal prosecutors launch inquiry into Washington DC police over allegedly fudged crime statistics

WHAT WILL BE RUINED NEXT?
Privacy‑preserving age verification falls apart on contact with reality
Excerpt: Cost and access will absolutely chill speech. Identity providers are expensive. If users pay, you’ve built a wealth test for lawful speech. If sites pay, the costs roll downhill (fees, ads, data‑for‑access) and coverage narrows to the cheapest providers who may also be more susceptible to breaches.
Me again: It’s obvious to anyone with a functional noodle that requiring age verification on the internet is not about protecting children. It’s about preventing people from reading and sharing information — it’s censorship.
America is abandoning one of the greatest medical breakthroughs
Angry Trump accidentally blurts out unnerving new plot to rig midterms
In Zelenskyy meeting, Trump jokes about starting a war to halt 2028 elections
USDA ends programs for solar, wind projects on farms

AND I SAY TO MYSELF, WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD
Israel announces forcible displacement of 1-million people from Gaza City
US sends three warships toward the coast of Venezuela, Maduro mobilises 4.5 million militia members
Israeli tech official arrested for pursuing child sex in Nevada is released, returned to Israel
US announces further sanctions targeting members of the International Criminal Court

THE CRUELTY IS WHAT THEY LIKE BEST
Tuberculosis spawning in crowded, dirty ICE jails
COVID-19 most likely causing superspreader event at Alligator Alcatraz
Senate probe uncovers allegations of widespread abuse in ICE custody
Florida cities are ordered to remove rainbow crosswalks or face state penalties
Trump’s rollback of rules for mental health coverage will lead more Americans to go without care
Laura Loomer’s latest victim: visas for critically injured Palestinian kids

KNOW YOUR REPUBLICANS
Republican Congresswoman brags about passing legislation she opposed
Republicans look to make a U-turn on federal commitment to electric vehicles for the Postal Service
Trump says the Smithsonian focuses too much on ‘how bad slavery was’

OUR FRIENDS, THE DEMOCRATS
Texas Democrat says she’s locked inside state Capitol after refusing mandatory DPS escort
It’s telling that, apparently, state Rep. Nicole Collier is the only Democrat who refused to sign “a permission slip to be under escort by the Texas Department of Public Safety.” So, count ’em, one Democrat had the courage to say no to a plainly illegal “escort” intended to keep them from fleeing the state again.

LIMITLESS CORRUPTION
Trump White House keeps a ‘loyalty’ scorecard for companies: report
Excerpt: Congressman Rob Bresnahan, a Republican who campaigned on banning stock trading by lawmakers only to make at least 626 stock trades since taking office in January, was under scrutiny Monday for a particular sale he made just before he voted for the largest Medicaid cut in US history.
Former Trump lawyer Kenneth Chesebro disbarred in New York over 2020 election interference case
New York City Mayor Eric Adams’ advisor hands reporter cash stuffed in a bag of potato chips

LIMITLESS STUPIDITY
Feds rip down pro-immigrant banner, replace it with dildo
Kentucky pastor urges churchgoers to steal library books
The playbook used to ‘prove’ vaccines cause autism
Trump: “Days of wind and solar stupidity are over”
Our nation is in the hands of the dumbest of dumb fucks

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Trump says he’s ended 6 (or 7) wars
Trump claims he was asked for his license plate at the voting booth
Trump, 79, forgets the name of an ocean

NEWS THAT BARELY MATTER IN THE SCHEME OF THINGS
American Academy of Pediatrics diverges from CDC in Covid-19 vaccine advisory for children
It’s good news when someone stands up for truth against the lies, but I’m sure the Justice Department will open an investigation, which Trump will then drop in exchange for a sizable cash contribution.
‘Ketamine Queen’ to plead guilty in Matthew Perry overdose case
Dude overdosed on drugs. If he wasn’t rich and famous, it wouldn’t be news. My condolences, but doing the drugs was his choice. Fuck all this war on drugs hysteria. Legalize everything.

AMERICAN POLICE ARE OUT OF CONTROL
IGNORING THE CLIMATE EMERGENCY
THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
MY BROWSER HISTORY, MINUS THE PORN

And that’s the way it is,
and nothing will
meaningfully improve
until billionaires fear for their lives
8/21/2025
Logo illustration by Jeff Meyer. Tip ‘o the hat to the Anderson Valley Advertiser, Bleepity-Bleep, Lorem Ipsum Dolor, Mitchipedia, Sloth Unleashed, Toad’s Lily Pad, Voenix Rising, We Are Nothing Like the Gestapo, and anywhere else I’ve stolen links, illustrations, or inspiration.
Special thanks to Linden Arden, Becky Jo, Joey Jo Jo emeritus, Jeff Meyer, John the Basket, Dave S, Name Withheld, and always extra special thanks to my lovely late Stephanie, who gave me 21 years and proved that the world isn’t always shitty.

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