And Now the News — 8/21

New Hampshire is first state to require doctors to sterilize patients who request it

This is excellent, so I’m sure Republicans will sue and the Supreme Court will overrule it, but let’s enjoy a temporary smile: People who choose not to have children will, at least for now and at least in New Hampshire, be allowed to choose not to have children.

Flight attendants strike at Air Canada, but Canadian government orders them back to work

Air Canada suspends restart plans after flight attendants union defies return to work order

Excerpt: Less than 12 hours after workers walked off the job, Federal Jobs Minister Patty Hajdu ordered the 10,000 flight attendants back to work, saying now is not the time to take risks with the economy and noting the unprecedented tariffs the US has imposed on Canada.

Me again: If the economy is so important, order the airline to pay workers for working, and pay fairly.

Air Canada and striking flight attendants’ union reach tentative deal

Solidarity forever, and fuck the boss, forever.

Jeanine Pirro — the Fox News wingnut who’s now DC’s top prosecutor — won’t pursue gun charges over carrying rifles, shotguns

Open carry is illegal in WaDC, and concealed carry is legal only with a permit from the Police Department, but those laws are now null and void. Two thoughts: ① Pirro intends this as an invitation to Proud Boys and other neo-Nazis to come to DC and ‘help’ with the occupation of that city. And ② Open carry will still be illegal if you’re black.

Me, looking grumpy, reading the news

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Philadelphia honors JD Vance with mocking mural in Fishtown

Wal-Mart asks customers not to eat its radioactive shrimp

IT IS ALWAYS THEM AGAINST US

Google’s president loves Trump’s anti-climate policies

Leaked audio shows Cuomo’s confidence that Trump and Republicans will help him against Mamdani

Home Depot keeps quiet on immigration raids outside its doors

BUT THAT’S UNCONSTIPATIONAL

Louisiana sends National Guard troops, joins four other Republican states in federal seizure of DC

My apologies if I’ve written this already. I’ve been thinking it for months, not sure if I’ve posted it:

The intent of all the accumulating outrages by Trump & the Republicans is to trigger protests and hope the protests become violent. Once there’s violence, or the lie of violence, martial law can be declared.

This is so obviously Trump & the Republicans’ plan, I challenge anyone to offer a more likely explanation.

I am both proud and disappointed that there’s been no violence to speak of from the citizen opposition, yet. When it happens I’ll have nothing to do with it — I am damned near incapable of violence — but violence will happen. People won’t be pushed around forever, without responding.

When a violent response happens, or Trump & the Republicans lie that it’s happened, the federal response will be brutal, and the actual war will be underway.

There’s the conundrum. I am a peaceful dude, not someone who’d light a molotov cocktail, but peaceful protest has never worked against fascism, and it won’t work this time.

Air Force announces new policy to deny transgender troops hearings before discharges

Military officers shifted to prosecute local DC crimes amid Trump takeover

From book bans to internet bans: Wyoming lets parents control the whole state’s access to the internet

US State Department revokes another 6,000 student visas

Immigrants seeking lawful work and citizenship are now subject to ‘anti-Americanism’ screening

Arrest of Mexican man in Hawaii shows ICE is using financial data to deport migrants, which is probably unConstitutional

Texas Attorney General threatens to expel citizens from the state Senate gallery if they don’t stand for prayer

GIVE US YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR, YOUR HUDDLED MASSES YEARNING TO BREATHE FREE, SO WE CAN IMPRISON THEM

6-year-old arrested and deported from family’s scheduled immigration check-in

Federal agent during violent DC arrest: “Liberals already ruined” this country

ICE agents mock resident as chase ends in crash on her lawn: ‘Thank you for filming!’

ICE pepper sprays protesters and press at San Francisco immigration court

ICE tear gasses Portland neighborhood for no reason, then pepper sprays and shoves protesters for flipping them off

BUCKETS OF BULLSHIT

ADL chief falsely claims Mamdani hasn’t visited synagogues or engaged Jewish groups

Trump team readies more attacks on mainstream climate science

The Republican states with guards deployed to DC have urban murder rates way higher than DC’s

White House is sending social media teams with FBI on some arrests in DC, sources say

Federal prosecutors launch inquiry into Washington DC police over allegedly fudged crime statistics

WHAT WILL BE RUINED NEXT?

Privacy‑preserving age verification falls apart on contact with reality

Excerpt: Cost and access will absolutely chill speech. Identity providers are expensive. If users pay, you’ve built a wealth test for lawful speech. If sites pay, the costs roll downhill (fees, ads, data‑for‑access) and coverage narrows to the cheapest providers who may also be more susceptible to breaches.

Me again: It’s obvious to anyone with a functional noodle that requiring age verification on the internet is not about protecting children. It’s about preventing people from reading and sharing information — it’s censorship.

America is abandoning one of the greatest medical breakthroughs

Angry Trump accidentally blurts out unnerving new plot to rig midterms

In Zelenskyy meeting, Trump jokes about starting a war to halt 2028 elections

USDA ends programs for solar, wind projects on farms

RFK Jr. promised to identify the causes of autism, but has eliminated parts of his agency actively investigating them and has cut millions in funding for autism research

AND I SAY TO MYSELF, WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD

Israel announces forcible displacement of 1-million people from Gaza City

US sends three warships toward the coast of Venezuela, Maduro mobilises 4.5 million militia members

Israeli tech official arrested for pursuing child sex in Nevada is released, returned to Israel

US announces further sanctions targeting members of the International Criminal Court

THE CRUELTY IS WHAT THEY LIKE BEST

Tuberculosis spawning in crowded, dirty ICE jails

COVID-19 most likely causing superspreader event at Alligator Alcatraz

Anti-trans pundits who pretended to ‘protect’ women’s sports now say that throwing sex toys at women athletes is hilarious

Senate probe uncovers allegations of widespread abuse in ICE custody

Florida cities are ordered to remove rainbow crosswalks or face state penalties

Trump’s rollback of rules for mental health coverage will lead more Americans to go without care

Laura Loomer’s latest victim: visas for critically injured Palestinian kids

The White House posted an insane video of the police arresting the sandwich guy in a safe and wealthy neighborhood

KNOW YOUR REPUBLICANS

Republican Congresswoman brags about passing legislation she opposed

Republicans look to make a U-turn on federal commitment to electric vehicles for the Postal Service

Trump says the Smithsonian focuses too much on ‘how bad slavery was’

Republican Congressman claims he’s spoken to “large numbers” of dead people who had mail ballots sent to them

OUR FRIENDS, THE DEMOCRATS

Texas Democrat says she’s locked inside state Capitol after refusing mandatory DPS escort

It’s telling that, apparently, state Rep. Nicole Collier is the only Democrat who refused to sign “a permission slip to be under escort by the Texas Department of Public Safety.” So, count ’em, one Democrat had the courage to say no to a plainly illegal “escort” intended to keep them from fleeing the state again.

LIMITLESS CORRUPTION

Bill Pulte, running Federal Housing Finance Agency, gins up fake pretexts for prosecutions of Trump’s enemies

Trump White House keeps a ‘loyalty’ scorecard for companies: report

Republican Congressman cashed out hospital investments before voting for biggest Medicaid cut in history

Excerpt: Congressman Rob Bresnahan, a Republican who campaigned on banning stock trading by lawmakers only to make at least 626 stock trades since taking office in January, was under scrutiny Monday for a particular sale he made just before he voted for the largest Medicaid cut in US history.

Former Trump lawyer Kenneth Chesebro disbarred in New York over 2020 election interference case

New York City Mayor Eric Adams’ advisor hands reporter cash stuffed in a bag of potato chips

Trump & the Republicans squeezes hundreds of millions from universities, but the New York Times shies away from calling it extortion

LIMITLESS STUPIDITY

Feds rip down pro-immigrant banner, replace it with dildo

Kentucky pastor urges churchgoers to steal library books

The playbook used to ‘prove’ vaccines cause autism

Trump: “Days of wind and solar stupidity are over”

Our nation is in the hands of the dumbest of dumb fucks

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Trump says he’s ended 6 (or 7) wars

Trump claims he was asked for his license plate at the voting booth

Trump, 79, forgets the name of an ocean

NEWS THAT BARELY MATTER IN THE SCHEME OF THINGS

American Academy of Pediatrics diverges from CDC in Covid-19 vaccine advisory for children

It’s good news when someone stands up for truth against the lies, but I’m sure the Justice Department will open an investigation, which Trump will then drop in exchange for a sizable cash contribution.

‘Ketamine Queen’ to plead guilty in Matthew Perry overdose case

Dude overdosed on drugs. If he wasn’t rich and famous, it wouldn’t be news. My condolences, but doing the drugs was his choice. Fuck all this war on drugs hysteria. Legalize everything.

AMERICAN POLICE ARE OUT OF CONTROL

ANYTHING GOES

DEAD PEOPLE

EYE ON AI

IGNORING THE CLIMATE EMERGENCY

THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS

MY BROWSER HISTORY, MINUS THE PORN

And that’s the way it is,
and nothing will
meaningfully improve
until billionaires fear for their lives

8/21/2025

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4 responses to “And Now the News — 8/21”

  1. granville Avatar
    granville

    The crazy thing about the Matthew Perry thing is that his personal assistant — a guy that worked for him fo like 25 years — was charged and threatened with decades in prison for shooting up Perry when Perry asked him to. It was certainly not something the guy WANTED to do, he did it because his rich boss told him.

    https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/sep/08/hollywood-personal-assistants

    A few places like this were kind of like “Wait what?” but by and large everyone assumed he has it coming. The poor sap had to plea because according to these insane John Belushi laws, he really is “guilty” of being employed by a drug addict.

    And Perry was just a sadsack. He was in a trite TV show and apparently the residuals were so large that despite being a junkie he couldn’t go broke. Imagine having that kind of money from a job you did in your 20s, and dying in your hot tub like a fucking asshole, and then everyone you browbeat for drugs goes to jail.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kf9D1Sos10

    Young SNL Writer: “I think Matthew Perry is a genius.”

    Norm Macdonald: “Is he good at math or something?”

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      I may have spent up to 15 minutes of my life, including that video link, watching the work of Matthew Perry. Your ‘sadsack’ paragraph sums up my opinion of the man — a lucky life of harmless nothingness, whose self-inflicted death has done great damage to people who’d been kind to him. Maybe the lesson to be learned is, don’t be kind to such schmucks.

      Was not expecting Harvey Weinstein in there, perfection.

  2. leaving this blank Avatar
    leaving this blank

    Yo i heard trump DEFINITELY DIDN’T RAPE KIDS because that one incarcerated cunt says she never saw him do it.

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      I haven’t said much about the Epstein-Maxwell-Trump nexus of kiddie diddling, because it all seems so obvious. Of course Trump was involved, deeply, and of course it’s a cover-up, and of course it’s ridonkulous to believe Ms Maxwell as she says everything Trump wants her to say, and gets moved to a minimum security prison in return.

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