And now the news: 8/29/2026

Criminal ICE agent released from Texas jail after wingnut judge rules against extradition

ICE is still covering for its agents who’ve murdered people, but investigators were able to find Christian Castro, an ICE agent who merely shot someone without cause in Minnesota. Trouble is, they found him in Texas, and that state’s “law-and-order” Governor Greg Abbott refused to extradite him to Minnesota. A wingnut judge said they didn’t have to, so Texas set the ICE agent free.

This is seriously dire shit, a real rip in the tattered fabric holding the U S of A together. It’s in the Constitution, baby, Article IV, Section 2: “A person charged in any state with treason, felony, or other crime, who shall flee from justice, and be found in another state, shall on demand of the executive authority of the state from which he fled, be delivered up, to be removed to the state having jurisdiction of the crime.”

And the New York Times waits until the next-to-last paragraph to mention that there’s video of the crime, and it proves that ICE lied from the start. But that’s hardly news; it’s what ICE has done in virtually every case.

Me, looking grumpy, reading the news

AND NOW THE NEWS

#622
Saturday,
Aug. 29, 2026

Trump quietly asserts control over Postal Service amid plans to illegally overhaul voting

Federal judge again halts Trump’s executive order limiting mail voting in midterms

Excerpt: Talwani wrote in her ruling: “Plaintiff states have neither time nor funds to design new mail ballots, seek approval of the new designs, order production of mail ballots, update their own election management systems, train election officials to use the USPS portal and upload citizen data to the portal, all before the midterms.”

Me again: That’s true, thanks, but also, no President has Constitutional authority to do any of this crap. Lock him up, lock him up, lock him up.

Wyoming Governor objects to ‘very odd’ DOJ election monitoring

Excerpt: The federal election monitors arrived at a polling site in Cheyenne, Wyoming’s capital and its largest city, without advance notice around 7 a.m. last Tuesday, said the Laramie County clerk, Debra Lee. They asked to interview voters and inspect the machines, but were denied, officials said.

“It was aggressive, unexpected, disruptive — certainly didn’t seem to show respect for the state,” Gov. Mark Gordon of Wyoming said in an interview on Thursday. “We’re going to get to the bottom of it as best we can.”

Elon Musk won’t face election bribery charges in Wisconsin, state prosecutor says

Musk loudly, publicly, and illegally offered and paid a million dollars to two voters, pre-screened to be conservatives. This is, of course and obviously, illegal, but won’t be charged because he’s Elon Musk.

Elon Musk’s super-PAC begins pouring money into the midterms online

State Department advances Trump moves against exaggerated worldwide ‘far-left terrorism’

If there was far-left terrorism, there would at least be a bit of variety to interrupt the endless far-right terrorism.

Trump is in open revolt against the Constitution

Excerpt: The President of the United States is engaged in a conspiracy against the voting rights of the American people, which is to say that the President is engaged in a conspiracy against the Constitution itself. And this is part of a larger effort, spearheaded by the most fanatical of his allies, like Stephen Miller, to end the American republic and supplant it with an authoritarian regime in which President Trump holds sovereign authority over the whole nation.

It is important to say, as well, that this is all out in the open, as plain as day.

‘Just don’t go’: Judge once again finds Texas drag ban unconstitutional

Excerpt: Throughout his ruling, Hittner, a Ronald Reagan appointee, repeatedly cited Texas Republicans’ own stated intentions to use SB 12 to ban drag shows in Texas, despite the final law never once using the word “drag.” Hittner’s opinion includes a tweet from Gov. Greg Abbott, who tweeted on June 24, 2023 a news article headlined “Texas Governor Signs Law Banning Drag Performances in Public.”

Judge throws out key 9/11 confession as tainted by torture

The continued fact of prisoners held in forever lock-up with torture instead of trials puts the lie to Everything we’ve always been told makes America great.

ICE’s policy to detain nearly all undocumented immigrants is unlawful, federal court rules

And that’s nice, but the wingnut Supreme Court will almost certainly overrule such sanity.

Judge rules Trump unlawfully targeted foreign students who criticized Israel

Of course he did and of course it’s illegal. The question is whether ‘illegal’ means anything when Trump & the Republicans are involved.

ICE arrests soar as people with no criminal record are increasingly targeted

Listen to 9-1-1 calls from inside an immigration prison: “They will not give them medical treatment”

First deportation flight lands in Haiti after revocation of legal status

Excerpt: The deportees were clad in white, and many covered their faces out of safety concerns as journalists filmed their arrival. Nearly all declined to talk with the media, with some indicating they fear being targeted by gangs that control an estimated 70% of Port-au-Prince and swathes of land beyond.

The US Department of State’s travel advisory for US citizens is at the highest alert level, its website saying: “Do not travel to Haiti for any reason. US citizens are at risk due to crime, terrorism, kidnapping, unrest, and limited health care.”

Me again: These Haitians were living and working in America legally. They paid taxes, had jobs, had kids, had lives. Then Trump signed a piece of paper making them illegal, and began deporting them to Haiti, a dangerous place for Haitians, and double dangerous for Haitians coming from America in chains.

All I can say, over and over, is that this is illegal, unconstitutional, unconscionable, a shame America will never live down. And, of course, at least life in prison should await everyone involved, from Donald Trump to the pilots and agents shuttling these souls to Hell.

ICE plans to spend millions on Boston Dynamics dog robots

ICE tries, fails to illegally raid an immigration law office; settles for empty threats instead

Searchable database of ICE contractors

ICE arrests parents at school bus stops

Milo Yiannopoulos, right-wing hatemonger, deported home to U.K.

ICE needs to be abolished, everyone working there prosecuted and/or shunned by society, yadda yadda yadda, but first let’s a moment to savor the schadenfreude of a noted asswipe having his leopardface eaten.

Milo on Milo, on Twitter

Woman shuts down ICE agents by knowing the law

19-year-old sailor who jumped off USS Lincoln faces disciplinary charges for “malingering”

Excerpt: Her husband jumped overboard on Aug. 3, she said, and was medically evacuated and returned to San Diego on Aug. 13, where he then spent five days at Naval Medical Center San Diego, known as Balboa. During that stay, she said medical staff monitored his vital signs, but he did not see a psychiatrist or a therapist. He was told to report back to work immediately after his release. His first therapy appointment came on Aug. 26, nearly two weeks after he arrived back in San Diego.

Hegseth blocks promotions of four Army officers as purge widens

Excerpt: So far this year Mr. Hegseth has removed at least 45 officers, selected by boards made up of peers, from promotion lists. More than half of those officers have been female or Black.

Mr. Hegseth’s actions appear to violate the rules governing a promotion system that is meant to be apolitical and merit-based.

Me again: Our story so far is that a fascist running the US military for a fascist US President is purging military leadership to install politically reliable generals. Nah, I can’t see anything to worry about here.

Federal funding for research on parents with disabilities vanishes

US Department of Education posts, then deletes, a video positively comparing Trump to Hitler

Ex-JPMorgan Chase executive shared confidential bank information with Epstein

DOJ ignores Judge Sullivan’s order to explain Trump-Epstein files withholdings & provide handwritten notes

Pedophile from Trump-Epstein files warns against AI so you’ll forget he’s a pedophile all over the Trump-Epstein files

Hasan Piker is the crisis for Democrats in Michigan, we’re told

I don’t know squat about Twitch streamer Hasan Piker. Sorry, I don’t do Twitch.

But according to widely-overrated pundit Jonathan Chait at The Atlantic, the crisis for Democrats in Michigan is that Dem candidate for Senate, Abdul El-Sayed, has palled around with Hasan Piker! And Piker is an anti-semite!

Well, I fucking read what Piker fucking wrote, and it isn’t antisemitic. He’s “scary-leftist,” though, enough that his speaking engagement at Seattle’s University of Washington was canceled by the university.

The real problem, unstated by Chait, is that El-Sayed is too lefty for Chait and Dem leadership. The well-coordinated hysteria, from Chait and echoed by establishment Democrats everywhere, is an excuse for Dems to distance themselves from El-Sayed.

Nope. El-Sayed is a refreshingly good candidate for Senate, Piker is a harmless loudmouth, and that’s all I’ll say about this boring teapot tempest.

Meanwhile, El-Sayed’s Republican opponent campaigns with and employs actual Nazis

Trump’s DHS is using an obscure law to secretly snoop on journalists, non-profits and unions: ‘It’s outrageous’

Excerpt: The US constitution’s fourth amendment protects against unreasonable searches and seizures and law enforcement generally must show a judge or a grand jury they have probable cause to believe the materials they want to search will produce evidence of a crime.

But over the last few months, the Department of Homeland Security has undertaken a brazen effort to get around that fundamental safeguard.

Influencers have a lot to say about politics. Many are quietly paid for it.

CNN’s obituary for Dolly Parton is a lie

Excerpt: At a time when no American celebrity seems immune from the country’s many divisions, Dolly Parton was a crossover icon who stayed neutral in the culture wars while still speaking her mind.

Me again: Dolly was outspokenly pro-gay when that was wildly controversial. She was supportive to AIDS patients while the world thought they were radioactive. She was pro-trans to the day she died, and hung out with drag queens. She was pro-vaccine to the tune of a million bucks from her bank account and taunting antivaxxers while she got the shot. She was pro-labor, pro-education for the poorest, etc. Dolly was absolutely not neutral, and was often criticized by the haters for it. To say she was “neutral in the culture wars” is fresh, hot shit from CNN.

The Onion’s audacious plans for Infowars are not a joke

Wall Street Journal publishes 100% AI-written editorial

AI watermark mandates could unmask journalists who never touched AI

Trump family’s new crypto bank is backed by Abu Dhabi Sheikh

Stupidity is an infinitely renewable resource with this US administration

Excerpt: During the first Trump administration, adviser Steve Bannon infamously said the strategy was to “flood the zone” by pumping out so much sewage that no one could focus on any one outrage for long. There is a sort of emotional and intellectual version of that, too.

There are so many odious characteristics of the second coming of Donald Trump – the hostility, the shakedowns, the corruption, the belligerence, the economic self-immolation – that it’s easy to overlook the sticky, suffocating, ankle-deep stupidity animating so much of this.

And here, I’m not lobbing “stupid” as an insulting epithet about Mr. Trump’s intelligence (though there is that saying about what you should do if the shoe fits, and this Florsheim slips on like a glove), but as a more specific description. Stupid means lacking intelligence or logic, senseless, unreasonable, pointless and exasperating. Stupidity is driving your car through the front window of a fast-food restaurant because you’re a little hungry.

Wind projects got replaced by a $900 million payday to a Trump donor’s firm

Trump administration wants billion-dollar businesses to qualify as ‘small’

RFK Jr. lied in confirmation hearings about spreading measles in Samoa

Excerpt: Newly obtained documents indicate that the US health secretary, Robert F Kennedy Jr, lied during two congressional hearings last year, when he told lawmakers who held the key to his confirmation that a 2019 visit to Samoa had “nothing to do with vaccines”.

Letters obtained by the Guardian and the Associated Press contradict that testimony. In one he wrote to the Samoan prime minister before the trip, Kennedy explicitly said he wanted to study the measles, mumps and rubella (MMR) vaccine in the Pacific island nation. In it, he used the words “vaccine” or “vaccination” eight times.

Me again: In a functional democracy, this would be impeachable.

Drain on US munitions from Iran war raises fears over ability to deter China, Russia

For all my life, we’ve been told the commies are poised to attack America, so trillions and gazillions must be spent on defense. If there’s ever been half an ounce of truth in that endless fear, then right now would be the perfect time for America’s enemies to attack. The USA has never been less defended.

In candid interviews, National Guard members speak out about D.C. deployment

Excerpt: “I will say very frankly that the bad taste that this mission left in my mouth, it actually embarrasses me to be involved in any way,” one guard member who was part of the deployment for several months recently told NPR.

‘History of being neglected’: Gary, Indiana residents finally get power after nearly two weeks, but say the damage runs deeper than the blackout

Trump signs executive order renaming Lake Ontario to ‘Lake America’

Do you think Trump could find Lake Ontario on an unlabeled map?

MapQuest: We’re not changing it.

Thank you, MapQuest.

Quick reminder: The Gulf of Mexico still shows as “Gulf of America” on Google Maps, for anyone from an American IP address. Utter capitulation.

Word of the Day: hydronym

Trump posts an AI-generated image of himself and Dolly Parton at the White House

Trump ranks the Presidents: Trump is the greatest, and previous Republican God Ronald Reagan isn’t even listed

A Republican attack ad used a family’s tragedy. Now they’re furious.

In addition to all the surface-level outrage — milking this family’s tragedy to crank up fear and hatred against illegal immigrants, without even asking the family — most of what’s in the attack ad is bullshit anyway.

Grand Jury declines to indict, but finds DeSantis administration ‘misappropriated’ funds from Medicaid settlement

Trump posts “Mission Accomplished” for war lost to Iran

“Head of strategic futures” at OpenAI goes on an unhinged rant against Social Security

I’ll just add the obvious, that everything Dean Ball says is bogus. Social Security is an absolutely sustainable way to provide income security for old folks.

Election denier Tina Peters to be hired as elections consultant in conservative California county

Top Trump official blasts Larry Krasner over comments about blowing up White House ballroom

Excerpt: “What is going to be happening is that, in about 10 or 15 years … I’m gonna have a paperweight sitting on my desk. You know what that paperweight’s going to be? It’s gonna be a piece of the ballroom after we all blow it up.”

Krasner paused, then added: “In an official ceremony, just so we’re clear. In an official ceremony, we’re gonna blow it up, and we’re gonna give the taxpayers their money back by selling all the pieces as paperweights.”

Companies can tell investors less, under proposed SEC rules

This is the Trump regime, making fraud easier.

This is how AI debt binge sinks the economy

Kalshi and the Weather Co. join forces on climate trades

In a sane society, Kalshi could not exist.

Buc-ee’s CEO says ‘conservative’ states will get stores — and there are three requirements any location must meet

Here’s a fairly major brand announcing it’s only interested in doing business in conservative states.

Meta pays Nearly $17-billion to make sure it gets to write the kid safety rules for every other social media platform

Damned disappointing — any settlement Meta agrees to is a settlement Meta can afford, which means it isn’t enough. Meta and its competitors need to be near-literally nuked into nonexistence.

DataOne — the Microsoft-backed AI data center in New Jersey — is powering its operations with dozens of unpermitted generators

Trump is quietly working to give part of Yosemite to a private developer

Canada hires 48 scholars away from top US universities

Excerpt: Twenty-one universities in Canada announced on Thursday the hiring of dozens of researchers to join their top academic ranks, poaching the majority of the recruits from the United States.

Of the incoming 64 researchers, 48 will leave American campuses including Harvard, Yale and M.I.T., and the remainder are from Europe, Asia and Australia.

Me again: The era when America was seen as leading the world is so very, very over.

West Point prof fired for refusing to lie about climate change

Man killed after forcing way into Missouri home with machine gun

Texas: Little girl finds mother’s gun in closet, accidentally shoots and kills herself

Every right on red frays the social contract a little further

Ambulance data reveals that Boston drivers are 4 times more likely to run over pedestrians from black neighborhoods

In lieu of actual pedestrian-friendly infrastructure, Las Vegas is using AI to detect when people want to cross the street, and it’s working about as well as AI usually does.

A look at the devastating impact of USAID cuts in rural Afghanistan

US announces plan to steal Venezuela’s oil

Larry David says former friend Alan Dershowitz ‘made a deal with the devil’ as Trump’s lawyer

This is amusing because it’s Larry David, and he’s usually amusing. Bigger picture, though, fascism is eating America, and if that bugs you, a valid and sane response is to break contact with people who support the fascism.

If I was a better man, I would cease all contact with the Trump faction in my family, but being a wuss, all I do is tell them loudly that they’re ridiculously wrong and then change the subject.

Dog shows patriotism

AI supersucks.

Mathematics may be the first academic profession to see its work taken over by AI

Elon Musk’s xAI used child porn to train Grok models, lawsuit says

Student cheating is becoming impossible to detect in an AI era

How to hack Copilot AI: ask it how to hack it

American cops are armed and dangerous, barely trained, barely supervised. They can get away with anything, and do.

How come, no matter how bad the economy’s going, you never hear about layoffs at the Police Department?

Woman shot, killed by Alaska police was armed with only a BB gun, police say

Brooklyn bar owner sues NYC, former NYPD Commish Edward Caban, twin bro, over shakedown claims

Florida police used a fake Flock camera in a sting, then charged a man with three felonies for destroying it

Georgia police use surveillance cameras to narc on guy who found $30 on the floor

Chicago’s new “Civilian Police Accountability Council” is packed with police

Over an allegedly stolen vehicle, Ohio police chase driver into fatal wreck

Do I have to say it? No car is worth someone’s life.

Pennsylvania police have shared very little info about cop’s killing of college kid who rang the wrong doorbell

Autopsy shows Tennessee National Guard fatally shot 20-year-old armed man in the back

Excerpt: Authorities have said that Tyrin Johnson turned toward guard members with a gun while running from them in the early morning hours after the Fourth of July holiday in Memphis when he was fatally shot in the chest.

But according to an autopsy report shared by Johnson’s family, a single bullet went in the right side of his back and exited through his upper right chest. The autopsy findings, reported earlier by The Commercial Appeal, were prepared by the West Tennessee Regional Forensic Center Office of the Medical Examiner, which did not respond to a request for comment.

Climate change is real, and it's happening now. It's going to get worse, and then it's going to get worse than that. It's never going to stop getting worse, so long as capitalism and the quest for money decides everything.

Catastrophic flash flood in Nepal and Tibet was probably caused by glacier collapse

Meaning, it was caused by climate change. Meaning, it was caused by fossil fuels.

Nation’s largest reservoirs are drying up, threatening life in the Southwest

‘We’ve never seen anything like it’: early harvest rattles France’s wine industry

It’s now possible to attribute specific extreme weather events to the actions of specific fossil fuel emitters and thus demonstrate that “emissions from company X cause injury Y.”

Last year’s output from Norway’s fossil-fuel giant ‘will kill up to 58,000 people’

Religious followers believe their god protects and guides them. But god never shows up. Every religion is led only by humans, who often turn out to be charlatans, swindlers, or perverts.

California Christian schoolteacher arrested for alleged lewd acts with teen, more victims sought

Tennessee pastor imprisoned for life after raping girl, 5, with help from wife

‘Not above the law’: Texas pastor arrested for family violence, hitting wife

Wisconsin youth pastor jailed on child incest, repeated sexual assault allegations

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him...

Len Brown
creator of Garbage Pail Kids and Mars Attacks!

Peter Cullen
actor, King Kong (1976)

Tim Curry
sweet transvestite

Yayoi Kusama
polka dot artist

René Malo
filmmaker, The Decline of the American Empire

Ratko Mladić
genocide

Jaye P. Morgan
panelist, The Gong Show

Marcos Rodríguez Pantoja
raised by wolves

Man, 41, dies after large sign falls at Christian festival in West Sussex

TV good guy Rick Steves purchases Seattle-area single-screen theater

Major League Baseball players reveal a modern toll of legal gambling: Threats, DMs and encounters

Baseball has an interesting history of being intertwined with gamblers — you may have heard of the Black Sox scandal. For several decades after that, big league baseball was opposed to gambling, but that changed when the gambling concerns offered baseball a cut.

Colin Kaepernick knelt quietly. Ten years later, everyone just performs.

What it took to dismantle the most powerful company in the world, in 1788

How many C.T.E. cases are too many for football fans?

Nothing will meaningfully improve
until billionaires fear for their lives.

8/29/2026

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