our 103rd weekly open mike
Let’s see what happens when your host (me) has nothing to say. Step right up, speak your mind, tell a story, sing a song, whatever.
10/24/2026
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Other than a firm erection, what I miss most from my younger years is that pooping and peeing could be delayed. I remember tootlin’ along for an hour at a time, thinking eventually I’d need to find a restroom…
Those days are long, long gone. As an old man, when I need to poop or pee it’s sudden and all-consuming. Doesn’t matter what I was doing ten seconds ago, what I’m doing now is beelining to the toilet. And it’s always dicey, a question of whether I’ll be able to make it to my destination before something’s oozing out either in front or behind or both.
This morning I made it, though. Three times, so far. Yay!
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