a once weekly open mike
because I hate spelling it ‘open mic’
Let’s see what happens when your host (me) has nothing to say. Step right up, speak your mind, tell a story, sing a song, whatever.
10/5/2025
Anything Goes #48
4 responses to “Anything Goes #48”
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Welcome, and I love the hieroglyphics.
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My Foot
I needed to check this thing on my body which I couldn’t see but I wasn’t sure who to ask, it seems kind of intimate and personal even though it’s just on the bottom of my foot. Maybe I should approach a neighbor with some outrageous requests, then when he hears the real reason it won’t seem so bad?
When I saw him at the Hospice benefit I said, “Hey, could you drop by later, I need a little help doing an enema. And my ass is really sore, do you think you could massage it? Also I’m concerned about how far I can ejaculate—can you bring your tape measure?”
By now he had a slight grin and was looking at me like what’s the joke and after I had properly grossed him out I said, “Haha, I just have a splinter in my foot or a bunion or something, could you check and tell me if anything looks weird?”
(Yesterday Doc Hunter finally looked at the foot at the clinic and since it’s not hampering my activities in any way and isn’t painful we’ll just wait and see.)(This one’s for you John The Basket, my Anything Goes running mate, without you I’m just coming in Doug’s face every Saturday…)
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I’m missing John too, but always happy to be cummed on. Don’t let “wait and see” be famous last words.
My flatmate Robert (the one I like) has health issues, and is always eager to talk about them. Somehow he talks about them without making me feel trapped and forced to listen. His several recent issues include a series of bizarre infections and growths and injuries on his feet and toes, and he walks around the house barefoot, so it’s always up for discussion.
Guess if I had an unknown splinter or bunion on my foot, I’d ask Robert to take a look, since he’s shown me so many of his. Just one of the advantages of a shared house.
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