Anything goes #7

[Previously]

Let’s see what happens when your host (me) has nothing to say, and instead it’s open mike night. Step right up, speak your mind, tell a story, sing a song, whatever.

12/21/2024

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34 responses to “Anything goes #7”

  1.  Avatar
    Anonymous

    I sub to the Seattle subreddit just to see what’s gong on. It had a pretty disparate view to yours on the state of the city, in particular in the amount of drug use.
    When I read you transit tales and there are homeless in it it’s mostly folks down on their luck, there for the grace of Gandalf go I. When I read the SeattleWa subreddit it’s drugs drugs drugs, and poop.
    I know the default is to over react ( Portland is not a hellhole), but what’s your take on the homeless situation in Seattle?

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      Reddit has two Seattle pages: r/Seattle is where sane Seattlites hang out, though I’m there sometimes too, and r/SeattleWA is where the Republicans and suburbanites gather into rhetorical mobs. Sounds like you wandered onto the wrong page.

      I don’t know that the homeless situation in Seattle is any better or worse than anywhere else in America. The safety net is fictional, so when something goes wrong or people have a dreaded weakness (gasp!) they get to live on the sidewalk and poop in the bushes. Republicans want to arrest and incarcerate or (literally) eviscerate them. I disagree, and think they’re people and ought to be offered help.

      1. Tom Avatar
        Tom

        You’re right of couse. So much of life is evaulating the messager as well as interpreting the message. I’ll keep wandering.
        Thanks for your thoughts. In retrospect, it was an odd thing to ask. A better question would be what steps could be taken that would be effective, what’s worked in the past and is there anyone with good ideas in the field. A lot of which is ultimately window dressing as underlying issues would continue to exist.
        There’s plenty of other places to have that discussion. I really enjoy reading about your bus rides, the description of the nieghborhoods, your interpesonal dynamics, your movie reviews and diners.

        Thanks Doug

        1. Doug Holland Avatar

          Hey, thank YOU. I really enjoy writing those pages, and it’s even better if someone else enjoys reading them.

          What can be done about homelessness is jack squat, on the local level. That’s because the NIMBY ninnies are actually right about one thing: If the city, state, or county builds the robust support programs that are needed, bums will flood in from elsewhere. If you build it, they will come. That’s why it’s a problem that can only be solved on the national level, with shelters and counseling everywhere, nationwide.

          • Housing and/or counseling for anyone who needs it, with minimal red tape and at no charge.

          • Involuntary commitment or jail for troublemakers who remain on the streets after adequate housing and counseling are available.

          Problem solved! You’re welcome, America!

  2. Tom Avatar
    Tom

    Damn this is Tom not paying attention again

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      Hmmm. Pretty sure the software is *supposed* to remember you, and insert your name from last time. Let me check the settings…

    2. Doug Holland Avatar

      Yeah, unless your computer is set to reject cookies, the site’s software is supposed to remember the name you input last time you commented. Is it *not* remembering that you’re Tom?

      1.  Avatar
        Anonymous

        That would be the case, at least for me. I’m using the Brave browser with Ublock Origin which may be causing it. I did check and nothing is set to clear cookies.

        Going to post this without putting my name in and see what happens.

        1. Doug Holland Avatar

          I gave it a test drive too. Seems it does remember the name you last used, but it doesn’t fill it. It’s just an option, if/when you click on the ‘name’ field. Which seems very unimpressive, and easy to forget. Sometimes, well-written software is a help. More often, not-so-well-written software is no help at all.

  3. johnthebasket Avatar
    johnthebasket

    Sweet sounds: Many people have recorded Sweet Jane. Only one of them is Lou Reed. . . . jtb

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JNhtaW950s

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      “Sweet Jane” is my best-loved Lou Reed, and this is maybe the finest performance of it I’ve heard.

      Jack, he is a banker
      And Jane, she is a clerk
      And both of them save their monies
      And when they come home from work
      Sittin’ down by the fire
      The radio does play
      The classical music, said Jim, the `March of the Wooden Soldiers`
      All you protest kids, you can hear Jack say, get ready
      Sweet Jane, come on, baby
      Sweet Jane, sweet Jane

      1. Claude Reigns Avatar
        Claude Reigns

        The one-two punch of Sweet Jane and Rock and Roll on the Velvet’s Loaded is my all time favorite two song sequence in all of pop music, followed closely by The Replacements Sixteen Blue / Answering Machine on their Let It Be.

        On Sweet Jane it’s these verses that kill me:

        Some people like to go out dancing
        And other people, they have to work, just watch me now
        And there’s always some evil mothers
        Well they gonna tell you that everything is just of dirt

        You know that women never really faint
        And that villains always blink their eyes, ooh
        And that you know children are the only ones who blush
        And that life is just to die

        But anyone with or had a heart, oh
        They wouldn’t turn around and break it
        And anyone who ever played the part, oh
        They wouldn’t turn around and hate it

        Such great sentiments about naivete and cynicism, very bittersweet.

        And on Rock and Roll, these lines:

        Then one fine mornin’ she puts on a New York station
        You know, she couldn’t believe what she heard at all
        She started shakin’ to that fine fine music
        You know her life was saved by rock ‘n’ roll

        Despite all the amputations
        You know you could just go out
        And dance to a rock ‘n’ roll station

        Ah, the power of great art! And the ending freak out, Reeds best vocal performance ever, a few simple words repeated desperately in defiance of pain, as moving as any more ornate song ever written:

        All right
        All right
        And it was alright
        Well, listen to me now
        And it was alright
        Come on, man, listen
        It was alright
        It was alright
        And it was alright
        Alright!
        It’s alright
        Alright!
        Yeah, it’s alright now
        Alright!
        Yeah, it’s alright now
        Alright!
        It is all alright
        Alright!
        Yeah, alright now
        Alright!
        And it’s alright right now
        Alright!
        And it’s alright now
        Alright!
        Oh baby
        Alright!
        Oh baby
        Alright!
        Oh baby
        Alright!
        Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
        Alright!
        Now it’s alright now
        Alright!
        Ooh, it’s alright now
        Alright!
        Oh, alright
        Alright!
        Alright now
        Alright!

        1. Doug Holland Avatar

          The Velvet Underground didn’t get much top-40 airplay, I guess. Top-40 is what I listened to in my teens and 20s, but Lou Reed and the Velvet Underground didn’t find me until my 30s, maybe 40s.

          And their “Rock and Roll” didn’t find me until just now, thank you kindly. It’s terrific! Wish the instrumental bit at the end lasted another five or ten minutes, though.

  4. johnthebasket Avatar
    johnthebasket

    Here’s Tom Waits singing “I Wish I Was in New Orleans” off perhaps his best album, Small Change.

    jtb

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im1b9gn9SrQ

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      Correctly accuse me of lacking music appreciation, but Tom Waits makes anti-music. He croaks like a frog at Chernobyl wrapped in rusty steel wool.

      When I’m in the right frame of mind, though, open-minded, patient, not too grumpy, and give him a genuine listen like here, he weirdly loops around from anti-music to something ear-exquisite that makes ordinary singing seem mighty bland.

      1. johnthebasket Avatar
        johnthebasket

        As I recall, my only suggestion in the area of music appreciation is for you to listen to more album versions of songs and fewer singles versions. See also, Light My Fire, Rikki Don’t Lose That Number, Let it Be, Honky Tonk Women, ina-gadda-da-vida . . . many more. You certainly don’t lack music appreciation.

        John

  5. johnthebasket Avatar
    johnthebasket

    Om, I didn’t realize we were going for real music. Here’s a tune . . .

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG1aLZx0Ml8

    jtb

      1. johnthebasket Avatar
        johnthebasket
  6. johnthebasket Avatar
    johnthebasket

    . . . and a live performance of “A Change is Gonna Come”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zDeBIA-vQ8

    jtb

    1. Doug Holland Avatar

      All this music, on a morning when tragically I’m in a rush getting ready for a sacred Xmas with the family. Gotta shower! Gotta poop! Maybe even put on deodorant! Too much to do and it’s gotta be done in a hurry, but when I’m back and ready to recline and enjoy, it’ll be a Christmas concert…

      1. Doug Holland Avatar

        If anyone cares, my response to all the music ended up here.

      2. Doug Holland Avatar

        We’re doing music, so here’s an unknown ditty I just discovered, Alabama’s “Song of the South.” Google says it was a big hit, but I never heard it until this morning.

        Never was a fan of Alabama. The band’s country/rock is too country for me, and I can’t hear the fiddles and drawls of country music without being on edge, waiting for the racism or stupidity of so much country music. So I’m on edge for the whole listen, but I kinda didn’t hate it. It’s mainstream, country, mildly political, not offensive or aggravating, and it made my head rock’n’roll on my neck.

        1. johnthebasket Avatar
          johnthebasket

          Alabama is a country act like Garth Brooks, so it won’t be played on the AM stations you grew up listening to. But on country stations, and there are some in western Washington, it’s all country all the time. So it’s not surprising that you haven’t heard it among the fried chicken and Vote for Trump commercials of country radio. Try listening for four hours straight. Three tunes and two keys.

          jtb

          1. Doug Holland Avatar

            Ha ha — three tunes and two keys — that got me, man.

            Think I thought they’d done “Sweet Home Alabama,” but nope, that’s Lynyrd Skynyrd. Checking Alabama’s greatest hits, a few of the titles are vaguely familiar, probably from being on movie soundtracks, but rarely have I listened intentionally to country music, and never have I regretted that choice.

            1. johnthebasket Avatar
              johnthebasket

              Just proceed to a public area crowded with rednecks and holler, “Play Free Bird!!” They’ll get the joke and beat the crap out of you. So it goes with the late Lynyrd Skynyrd, not the only band named after a gym teacher, but certainly the most famous. Al Kooper made them famous and kinda rich — he tells the story engagingly in his book, “Backstage Passes & Backstabbing Bastards.” It’s a book worth reading if you’re curious about rock in the third half of the 20th century.

              John

              1. Doug Holland Avatar

                Curious enough to listen if you want to tell it, but not curious enough to read a book.

                I like “Free Bird,” but once every year or two is enough.

                Hey, the web says Lynyrd Skynyrd is still a band, still touring.

                1. johnthebasket Avatar
                  johnthebasket

                  The band formed in 1964, 60 years ago. And they weren’t babies. Between drugs, old age, and a plane crash the original band is gone, but in the band business people get replaced all the time. There is still a band called Lynyrd Skynyrd touring, but it contains none of the original members. That doesn’t stop them from playing early songs the original band recorded. Touring is a big business. Most of the current band members are tired of playing the same songs night after night, day after day, that the mostly now dead touring band was tired of. Band touring isn’t without art, but it’s mostly business. And Lynyrd Skynyrd isn’t the Grateful Dead.

                  In my view, life is too short to NOT read books.

                  John

                  1. Doug Holland Avatar

                    Touring, I’ve read, is the only way even higher-level bands make a living, as the payback from criminal outfits like Spotify is such a pittance.

                    The Spinners and the Platters are still spinning and plattering too, and I ain’t mad at ’em. I don’t think the Green Bay Packers have any original members still playing either.

                    1. johnthebasket Avatar
                      johnthebasket

                      Dylan is still touring vigorously, but hasn’t sung much of a note for 30 years. He just talk-sings his way through his catalog, plays a couple of chords on his guitar, and his much younger band does the rest. But when Dylan dies, his band will die. So it was with Hendrix, and, for that matter, Rick Nelson, who died in a plane crash with his band. Good music has to get out of the way so the terrible music of today can move in. No key changes, no time signature changes, no timeless lyrics.

                      jtb

        2. johnthebasket Avatar
          johnthebasket

          Finally figured out who sang “Sweet Home Alabama”.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrg0X9H6FGU

          jtb

          1. Doug Holland Avatar

            Pretty good cover.

  7. Doug Holland Avatar

    Reply to Johnthebasket on Dylan and bands:

    Dylan’s band is no longer “The Band,” right?

    That’s only a trivia question, but what I wanted to say is, I’d *hope* that if he has a band of regulars behind him, they’d stick together and keep touring after his death. Maybe even recording. Once written, even a Dylan song doesn’t need Dylan. It’s not like there aren’t other and better singers. Maybe the price for a ticket would go down.

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