Oh, sure, I suppose it’s outrageous that a collection of Trump’s boobs illegally held a super-secret war planning chat on Signal, and accidentally included a big league journalist on all their texts. Mostly, though, it’s a laugh. Incompetence is what you expect from these clowns, along with the constant cruelty and corruption.

#502
March 25, 2025
What’s been revealed from the chat includes ideas to extort Europe and Egypt, and blame Biden should anything go wrong — typical Trump-era dirty-dealing and nincompoopery.
99% of government secrecy is only about hiding criminality and corruption from we the people, so I love it when secrets slip out. But if you believe in concepts like ‘top secret’ or ‘national security’, this is Hillary Clinton’s “but her emails” times a thousand.
18 super-high-level individuals in an group chat, and everyone’s handle is visible, but nobody even wonders who JG might be — Jeffrey Goldberg, editor-in-chief of The Atlantic.
And here’s what’s most eyeball-rolling, from Goldberg’s article:
Excerpt: …The Signal chat group, I concluded, was almost certainly real. Having come to this realization, one that seemed nearly impossible only hours before, I removed myself from the Signal group, understanding that this would trigger an automatic notification to the group’s creator, “Michael Waltz,” that I had left. …
Me again: Fucker, why the fucking fuck would you exit the chat?
⯐ Trump’s biggest leak yet falls prey to media paternalism
Excerpt: Editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg took the scoop of a lifetime and chose to act as gatekeeper, publishing only the most innocuous tidbits like what emojis different officials used and their goofy backslapping instead of the actual news.

Law firms refuse to represent Trump opponents in the wake of his attacks
Speaker Mike Johnson floats eliminating federal courts as GOP ramps up attacks on judges
Long waits, waves of calls, web crashes: Social Security is breaking down
Trump regime arrests FBI agent who went after Rudy Giuliani
Trump did what Castros couldn’t: take Radio Martí off the air
Why ‘DOGE’ is struggling to find fraud in Social Security
Understanding Columbia University’s surrender
Excerpt: American college administrators and lawyers are responding to Trump’s bullying as if it were an opportunity to carry out ‘reforms’ – and as if they were secretly relieved that their hand has been forced by the Leader. This is a tale not so much of capitulation to an authoritarian leader as of collusion with him.
⯐ Open letter from an all-star team of Columbia School of Journalism graduates
Trump signs illegal executive order overhauling US elections, including citizenship requirement

WAR ON SCIENCE AND SAFETY
Europe races to lure US scientists as Trump puts pressure on universities
Trump administration set to abolish the Office of Long COVID Research and Practice
Vaccine skeptic hired to head federal study of immunizations and autism
Trump administration moves to shutter mine safety offices in coal country

LIFE IN THE REPUBLICAN REPUBLIC
Elderly Indian green card holders forced to ‘voluntarily’ give up residency at US airports
‘There’s a pattern’: Ukrainian man is 3rd to die in ICE custody at Krome Detention Center
‘Nazis got better treatment,’ judge says of Trump administration’s Alien Enemies Act deportations
Visibly bruised Venezuelans allege mistreatment in ICE custody in video

RUMORS OF WAR
‘Boggles the mind’: US Defense Department slashes research on emerging threats
Oscar-winning Palestinian director of No Other Land is attacked by Israeli settlers and arrested
Danish PM accuses US of ‘unacceptable pressure’ over planned Greenland visit

AND ALSO
FBI launches Tesla threats task force: ‘This is domestic terrorism’
School shootings? Thoughts and prayers. Attack on the US Capitol? Pardons for everyone. A billionaire’s cars, though? Why, that’s terrorism.
Lobbyist and government contractor bought JD Vance’s home for $170,000 over asking price

VERY STUPID PEOPLE
White House says gold reserves may be used to purchase bitcoin
Kansas lawmakers want to loosen vaccine requirements amid a measles outbreak in the state
State lawmakers are looking to ban non-existent ‘chemtrails.’ It could have real-life side effects.

GOOD NEWS
Canada freezes rebate payments to Tesla, bans it from future rebate programs due to tariffs

EYE ON AI
Lonely people are even sadder after using chatbots, research finds

MY BROWSER HISTORY, MINUS THE PORN
Jackie Robinson was a Republican until the GOP became the ‘white man’s party’
Survival: A story about anarchists enduring mass raids
Can’t we just have a happy meeting here? [VIDEO, <1 minute]


And that’s the way it is,
and nothing will
meaningfully improve
until billionaires fear for their lives
3/25/2025
Logo illustration by Jeff Meyer. Tip ‘o the hat to the Anderson Valley Advertiser, Bleepity-Bleep, Toad’s Lily Pad, Voenix Rising, and anywhere else I’ve stolen links, illustrations, or inspiration.
Special thanks to Linden Arden, Becky Jo, Joey Jo Jo emeritus, Jeff Meyer, John the Basket, Dave S, Name Withheld, and always extra special thanks to my lovely late Stephanie, who gave me 21 years and proved that the world isn’t always shitty.


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