a twice-weekly news & meme round-up,
usually on Tuesdays and Saturdays

AND NOW THE NEWS
plus my brilliant opinions
#526
JUNE 10, 2025
Trump’ϟ order sending National Guard to California is, of course, illegal
What I saw in L.A. wasn’t an insurrection, it was a police riot
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist
Please understand, ‘rubber bullets’ are made of metal, then covered with rubber. It’s not like being hit with a rubber ball. Rubberized bullets can blind, maim, disable, or kill a target. And this woman, clearly a reporter, was targeted.
LAPD trample woman with horses
Unidentified feds in van run down protester, then speed away
Anti-ICE protests held coast to coast after L.A. unrest as national movement grows
We had a pretty good protest here in Seattle this afternoon, blocking the exit driveway from the Federal Building for a few hours, to keep ICE from driving vans full of immigrants arrested at immigration court to the airport, for deportation to wherever the fuck they’re sending immigrants this week.
L.A. protesters aren’t inviting violent authoritarianism, they’re mobilizing to stop it
Protesters summon, burn Waymo robotaxis in Los Angeles after ICE raids
Waymo driverless taxis are police surveillance vehicles
Excerpt: The fact that Waymos need to use video cameras that are constantly recording their surroundings in order to function means that police have begun to look at them as sources of surveillance footage. In April, we reported that the Los Angeles Police Department had obtained footage from a Waymo while investigating another driver who hit a pedestrian and fled the scene.

TO HELL WITH HEALTH AND SCIENCE
RFK Jr. removes all members of CDC panel advising U.S. on vaccines
After Trump’s shocking move, health expert calls Republicans “a fascist death cult. God help us.”
NIH employees publish ‘Bethesda Declaration’ in dissent of Trump administration policies

GIVE US YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR, YOUR HUDDLED MASSES YEARNING TO BREATHE FREE, SO WE CAN IMPRISON THEM
Excerpt: According to President Donald Trump’s lawyers, the administration can simply wait until after an immigration judge has conducted the proceeding that ordinarily would determine whether a particular non-citizen may be deported to a particular country, and then, if that non-citizen is allowed to be deported, announce that the immigrant will be deported to some previously unmentioned country — even if that immigrant reasonably fears they will be tortured in that nation.
DHS memo details how National Guard troops will be used for immigration enforcement

GOOD NEWS
The Satanic Temple proudly announces America’s newest abortion clinic will open on Trump’s birthday
Donald Trump wearing a Foley catheter? POTUS’ latest appearance sparks health concerns
Cameras caught Trump stumbling on steps of Air Force One, sparking more concerns about his health
I wouldn’t say it’s a ‘concern’, so much as cause for optimism.

AND I SAY TO MYSELF, WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD
UN report notices that Israel commits ‘extermination’ in Gaza by killing in schools
US to cut military aid to Ukraine, Hegseth says
Zelenskyy: US diverting 20,000 missiles promised for Ukraine to the Middle East

FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF DYSTOPIA
Proud Boys sue US government for $100m over Jan 6 prosecutions
It’s hard to imagine the Trump regime putting up a stern legal fight over this. Much easier to envision the lawsuit as a planned cash infusion for his buddies.
Tanks, armored vehicles, howitzers delivered to DC for Trump’ϟ birthday parade
DOJ discovers it CAN actually bring Abrego Garcia back… to face sketchy, Trumped-up criminal charges
Seattle police chief expects to be jailed under Trump administration
TikTok ban’s third snooze button proves it was always bullshit

AND ALSO
Pentagon disinformation fueled America’s UFO mythology
That’s an amusing read, but “struggling” is itself misinformation. It’s the opposite of a ‘struggle’ — facts don’t matter to these people.

HORRID, HORRID PEOPLE
Trump announces US military bases will be renamed in honor of traitors
Founder of Latinas for Trump: “This is not what we voted for”
Trump escalates Musk feud by nuking Mars

EYE ON AI
Trump administration’s whole-government AI plans leaked on GitHub
New York City lets AI gamble with child welfare
Therapy chatbot tells recovering addict to have a little meth as a treat
AI can now stalk you with just a single vacation photo

MY BROWSER HISTORY, MINUS THE PORN
From Mao to MAGA: How Trump’s decade of political chaos echoes China’s Cultural Revolution
Excerpt: Both leaders demanded not competence but loyalty. Both painted themselves as victims of elite conspiracies. Both harnessed the rage of a public primed to believe that someone, somewhere, had stolen their country from them. And both, through that twisted narrative, built regimes dependent on constant crisis, perpetual grievance, and the belief that only they could restore order by first burning everything down.
Both Mao and Trump achieved something few modern leaders have, a personality cult so complete it displaced ideology itself.
My life was all owing to accidentally borrowed time.

American police are out of control — 6/4/2025
Ignoring the climate emergency — 6/9/2025
The Lord works in mysterious ways — 6/6/2025

And that’s the way it is,
and nothing will
meaningfully improve
until billionaires fear for their lives
6/10/2025
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Special thanks to Linden Arden, Becky Jo, Joey Jo Jo emeritus, Jeff Meyer, John the Basket, Dave S, Name Withheld, and always extra special thanks to my lovely late Stephanie, who gave me 21 years and proved that the world isn’t always shitty.

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