A bill came in the mail after my wife died, demanding hundreds of dollars for her ambulance ride to the
hospital. This week, five billionaires became shrimp food — what do you suppose their families will be billed, for the attempted
but failed rescue? My guess is, nothing.It’s awful but also amusing when something that’s objectively not very important becomes the breathless top story day after day, like the wreck of the Titan, on its quarter-million-dollar-per-ticket ride to see the wreck of the Titanic. It’s news of nearly no importance to anyone except the families and employees of the dead, which by my definition makes it the opposite of news.Here’s some real news instead…
CRANKY OLD FART
WITH THE NEWS #332
Saturday, June 24, 2023
• Oregon county sues big oil over 2021 heatwave that killed dozens of people • Supreme Court OK with Navajos having no water • Journalist: “We caved to pressure from the incontrovertible truth and our journalistic consciences.” • Spain to follow France’s lead: plans to ban short-haul domestic flights
• Chinese authorities demand global censorship of protest anthem “Glory to Hong Kong”• Window-hanging bear that “went viral” is euthanizedYeah, I’m still enjoying the Reddit shit-show:
• Why Reddit’s blind community went dark for the first time in its history • The blind lead the way out of Reddit • Reddit is about to get a little less accessible • r/PoliticalHumor makes all members moderators • r/France is now dedicated to discussions related to dead French singer France Gall • r/DebateReligion is now requiring all posts to be in Latin • This conversation about the Reddit meltdown is interesting, once you get past the opening theme song so godawful I almost turned back. • The four best Reddit alternatives Because some people say I focus too much on bad news:
• American neo-nazi leader found dead after trying to shut down drag queen story hour • 42,000-year-old penis pendant discovered in Mongolia
• Rare combination of tornadoes and softball-sized hail leads to deaths in Texas • “Mosquito days” — bringing malaria, West Nile, Zika and more — are getting more common nearly nationwide • Coral reefs, one of the most important ecosystems in the world, are in a global decline due to climate change • “What do you say to somebody like that? I mean, ya know, you’re stupid?” • Thousands of dead fish have washed up on a Thai beach. Experts say climate change may be to blame.
• Texas governor signs bill rescinding water breaks as deadly heat grips state• Republican pundit muses whether Jews secretly destroyed OceanGate sub to keep people from finding out Jews sunk the Titanic • Republican legislator longs for return of Confederate symbol to Mississippi state flag • Donald Trump releases idiotic video justifying why he must “punch down” and put people “in their place” • Elon Musk says ‘cisgender’ and ‘cis’ are now considered ‘slurs’ on Twitter • Billionaire-funded group driving effort to erode democracy in key US states • House Republicans offer resolutions to expunge former Trump’s 2019 and 2021 impeachments • “Shady and corrupt”: Watchdog group sounds the alarm over Amy Coney Barrett real estate deal
Mystery links
There’s no knowing where you’re going• Click • Click • Click •• Click • Click •
My browser history
without the porn• Superintendent Boom Boom tells kid to get a haircut
by Bruce Anderson• The terror that is The Michelin Man • The man who tried to redeem the world with logic • When the FBI tried to decipher The Kingsmen’s “Louie Louie”
♫♬ It don’t mean a thing ♫
if it don’t have that swing• Basic Human Needs — Wavy Gravy with Ace of Cups • Blowin’ in the Wind — Bob Dylan • Born This Way — Lady GaGa • Sittin’ in the Rain — John Mayall & the BluesBreakers • What the World Needs Now — Dionne Warwick
Eventually, everyone
leaves the building• Jalna Hanmer • Sheldon Harnick • Ben Helfgott
6/24/2023 Cranky Old Fart is annoyed and complains and very occasionally
offers a kindness, along with anything off the internet that’s made me
smile or snarl. All opinions fresh from my ass. Top illustration by Jeff Meyer. Click any image to enlarge. Comments & conversations invited. Tip ‘o the hat to ye olde AVA, BoingBoing, Breakfast at Ralf’s, CaptCreate’s Log, Looking for My Perfect Sandwich, One Finger Medical, Two Finger Magical, Miss Miriam’s Mirror, Nebulously Burnished, RanPrieur.com, Voenix Rising, and anywhere else I’ve stolen links, illustrations, or inspiration.Special thanks to Linden Arden, Becky Jo, Wynn Bruce,
Joey Jo Jo, John the Basket, Dave S, Name Withheld, and always extra
special thanks to my lovely late Stephanie, who gave me 21 years and
proved that the world isn’t always shitty.











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