by Paul Modic

What matters more in life than sex or death
how much will you get before your last breathYes the orgasm is the height of sensation
then you feel how life’s a vacationDo these words feel like coming all over you
such is the reaction of the fake-outraged prudeThe squares might say man don’t be gross
we’ll just have to save this for your roastIt’s actually pretty easy to go around shameless
takes mental masturbation to pretend I’m blamelessI’m not crazy it’s the world that’s messed up
though everyone insists I need a cat or a pupSo what’s going to happen, will there be a happy ending
or will a black hole swallow these words I’m sendingEveryone plays with herself but just don’t admit it
they’ll call you a perv and tell you to quit itLife’s most gratifying pleasures are considered taboo
when the easiest joy is to simply screw youIf you just tell the truth then it’s never offensive
well that’s my opinion does it make you defensiveTalking about sex means you’re probably not getting it
but waiting somewhere for you is a shiny wet slitWhy are people outraged when you tell them the truth
their silly defensiveness shows what they’re worth