Trump administration tells agencies to compile data on money sent to Democratic states
ICE officers can enter homes without a judge’s warrant, internal memo says
Congresswoman who tried to tour immigration jail faces seventeen years in prison
Feds ban drones from monitoring ICE activity
House Speaker backs impeachment of judges who defied Trump

AND NOW THE NEWS
#577
JANUARY 23, 2026
News you need,
but might’ve missed
ICE abducts 5-year-old, after using him as bait
US court allows ICE to arrest and pepper-spray peaceful protesters in Minnesota
VP Vance goes to Minneapolis to heighten tensions
Excerpt: “If you disagree … fine, make that argument,” Vance said in response to a question from a reporter during an Ohio event to promote the White House’s economic policies. “But make that argument at the ballot box. Write an op-ed in the newspaper, argue about it on social media. Don’t go to the streets and start assaulting federal law enforcement officers because you disagree with the policies of our administration. It’s cowardly bullshit, and it’s got to stop.”
Me again: Of course, nobody’s assaulting ICE agents — which amazes me. ICE bullies everyone, and so far, nobody has literally fought back, which deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

Report from the ground in Minneapolis
Masked ICE agents chase a family through the snow—mother desperately holding baby in her arms
Abducted women save ICE agent’s life, before being locked up
ICE detains 2-year-old and father, Minneapolis city council member says
ICE abducts yet another child, chasing him down his own street and tackle him to pavement
The kid looks maybe 8 years old — the worst of the worst, no doubt.

ICE has stopped paying contractors for medical treatment for people abducted and jailed
ICE agent wanders around pepper-spraying people already tackled and on the ground
Minnesota man hospitalized with life-threatening injuries after ICE arrest
Excerpt: According to the lawsuit, agents told hospital staff that Castaneda Mondragon was “laying down in handcuffs when he attempted to flee, and then, for unknown reasons, purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
When one ICE agent was asked by medical providers for more information on Castaneda Mondragon’s injuries, the agent said that “he got his shit rocked” and did not elaborate further, the lawsuit says.

ICE abducts two 16-year old girls carrying documentation
She has been disappeared to an unknown location
As ICE targets Twin Cities schools & bus stops, even citizens keep kids home

Feds arrest woman who allegedly led protest at ICE-affiliated church
Excerpt: “Listen loud and clear: WE DO NOT TOLERATE ATTACKS ON PLACES OF WORSHIP,” the attorney general wrote on X.
Me again: Sweet jeebers, these people are insane. If shouting is an attack, I’ll be attacking hundreds of people at tomorrow’s protest.
“This process of continuous alteration was applied not only to newspapers, but to books, periodicals, pamphlets, posters, leaflets, films, sound-tracks, cartoons, photographs – to every kind of literature or documentation which might conceivably hold any political or ideological significance.”
—Orwell, 1984, of course

St Paul mayor ‘livid’ after ICE wrongly targets family friend, escorts him undressed into cold
Federal agents abduct two teenagers (15 & 16) from a doctor’s appointment
ICE detain father in front of his children
Immigration attorney explains the law to ICE agents, but they’re not having it

Jury acquits man on Trumped-up charges of $10k bounty on Bovino

Volunteers in Minnesota deliver groceries so immigrants can hide at home
Excerpt: “I think the desperation is palpable right now, and we need to do something,” Ms. Grueneberg said. “I’m lucky enough to have the privilege of a comfortable home, being able to buy my own food and go out and feel somewhat safe, for the most part, and it’s about time that we support our neighbors.”
Oh, the irony, of police officers being hassled and having guns pulled on them because of the color of their skin.
Some criminals ICE takes credit for arresting were already in Minnesota prisons

Thousands brave -20° cold to protest ICE cruelty and lawbreaking
ICE details a new Minnesota-based human-trafficking network that spans 5 states
Colorado: Adams County investigates Aurora ICE facility after allegations of illness, neglect

ICE targets Somali communities in Maine in new Trump administration invasion
Maine: Sheriff calls out ICE for detaining corrections officer recruit: ‘He was squeaky clean’
Oregon: ICE detains family seeking emergency care for child at Portland hospital
Prosecutors stunned as ICE lets suspect in $100m jewelry heist leave US
ICE is using Medicaid data to find out where immigrants live

74 examples of ICE/CBP violating the Constitution
DHS used neo-Nazi anthem for recruitment after fatal Minneapolis ICE shooting
Trump marks first year in office with unhinged racist rant targeting ‘very low IQ’ Somalis
There’s been no mention of this in Seattle’s only newspaper.

EEOC rescinds rules against workplace harassment
Erika Kirk launches ‘Make Heaven Crowded’ tour with alleged pedophile and child trafficker pastor
Pardoned 1/6/21 insurrectionist is charged with child molestation

“Don’t let them distract you,” says Democratic Senator
Democratic Party officials and office-holders are shit with ringworms if they can’t bring themselves to say ICE should be abolished. Which means, almost all Democratic Party officials and office-holders are shit with ringworms.
Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar supports kids hockey as ICE abduction crews roam the streets
These Democrats voted for the DHS funding bill despite ICE furor
Excerpt: The $64.4 billion bill, which includes roughly $10 billion for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), passed the House by a vote of 220-207. All but one Republican, Rep. Thomas Massie (Ky.), voted for the measure.
The seven Democrats who sided with Republicans were Reps. Henry Cuellar (Texas), Jared Golden (Maine), Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (Wash.), Laura Gillen (N.Y.), Don Davis (N.C.), Tom Suozzi (N.Y.) and Vicente Gonzalez (Texas).
Me again: So, without the support of Democrats, the funding would’ve been defeated, 214-213.
On his way out, New Jersey Democratic Governor vetoes legislation to bar local assistance to ICE

Hey, Democrats: It’s not difficult to have a conscience.
It will take years to fully grasp former NYC mayor Eric Adams’s corruption
A Democrat, an ex-cop, and always obviously corrupt.
Excerpt: Just last week, Adams called reporters to Times Square, where he began hyping a digital asset called the NYC Token. It was part of what seems to be a grifty, multimillion-dollar memecoin hustle, known as a “rug pull,” in which investors are encouraged to buy a cryptocurrency asset by operators who quietly siphon off the invested money, leaving buyers with little or nothing. Adams and/or his unnamed partners in NYC Token may have netted a million dollars in the space of a few hours.
NYC sues to block Adams-approved police reality show with Dr. Phil

Bill would ban ICE agents from law enforcement jobs in Washington
Excerpt: House Bill 2641 specifically applies to ICE agents who were hired after President Donald Trump began his second term on Jan. 20, 2025. Simmons told The Seattle Times that the reasoning for applying the law to only agents hired after that date is because of the way those agents have been trained and is not based on political affiliation.
“I think the people who are signing up to be part of this administration’s immigration enforcement and the tactics they’re using across Washington is really concerning, and I don’t want people that are trained in that culture to come and infiltrate our culture,” Simmons said.
Replica of Trump’s birthday note for Epstein & pedophile files installed on National Mall in DC

FBI insiders recount Patel’s “surreal” behavior
Excerpt: When we found out that Dan Bongino was going to be the deputy director, concern reached a fever pitch. We were going to have two people who it would not be an exaggeration to say were conspiracy theorists with very little experience in federal law enforcement.
Musk’s chatbot flooded Xitter with millions of sexualized images in days, new estimates show
Haven’t seen any of these images and I’m not looking, but from the descriptions and the media’s habit of sanewashing everything the bastards do, I’m sure there’s plenty of child pornography in the mix.
Ghislaine Maxwell to testify before US Congress in fake Epstein probe

Trumpy federal judge rules drag is not protected by First Amendment, likens it to blackface
National Park Service removes slavery exhibit at Independence Park in Philadelphia
Graph: What the Trump regime has done to US science
US finalizes its exit from World Health Organization
California joins WHO after USA quits

Senior CDC official: Loss of measles elimination status in US would be ‘cost of doing business’
Top CDC vaccine adviser questions need for polio shot, other longstanding recommendations
RFK Jr thinks antidepressants cause mass shootings
RFK Jr spreads new bogus scare mongering bullshit about cell phone safety
Anti-vax owners cause spike in puppy parvo cases
Don’t say ‘Watch out for ice’: FEMA warned storm announcements could invite memes
“Another way the Party controls the minds of the people is by destroying historical evidence that contradicts what the Party wishes the people to believe…”
—Orwell, 1984, of course

US pirates seize seventh sanctioned tanker linked to Venezuela in Trump’s effort to control its oil
American military illegally attacks another boat, killing at least two
Evidence of drug smuggling remains zero. All we have are Trump’s claims, which logically function as evidence the boats are not smuggling drugs.
Trump paints himself as great white hope in racism-drenched Davos speech
South Korean ex-premier gets 23 years in prison for role in martial law

Trump pledges not to invade Greenland
Where have I heard that before?
Trump confuses Iceland and Greenland in Davos remarks
We have always been at war with Iceland.
Republican Reps carve red white & blue Greenland cake at Trump-Kennedy Center

Venezuela’s Vice President Delcy Rodríguez assured US of cooperation before Maduro’s capture
Now that it’s an American company, TikTok is collecting even more data about its users
Amazon Ring cameras are hooked up to ICE system
Toyota owner didn’t know his car was talking to insurers until he saw his rates

AMERICAN POLICE ARE OUT OF CONTROL
IGNORING THE CLIMATE EMERGENCY
THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
MY BROWSER HISTORY, MINUS THE PORN
That’s the way it is,
and nothing will
meaningfully improve
until billionaires fear for their lives.

1/23/2026
Logo illustration by Jeff Meyer. Tip ‘o the hat to the Anderson Valley Advertiser, Daily Grail, Joe My God, Voenix Rising, What’s Not, and anywhere else I’ve stolen links, illustrations, or inspiration.
Special thanks to Linden Arden, Becky Jo, Joey Jo Jo & John the Basket emeritus, Jeff Meyer, Dave S, Name Withheld, and always extra special thanks to my lovely late Stephanie, who gave me 21 years and proved that the world isn’t always shitty.
News always and only from reliable sources, and I decide what’s reliable — no right-wing bullshit, no Substack because fuck Nazis, and no RawStory, Newsweek, or other clickbait sites. Written news is preferred; video links will be rare, and never to videos where a camera is pointed at a reporter or podcaster — that’s show biz, not news. When necessary, links lead to secondary sites that strip away paywalls, aggressive ads, or the original site’s dumbass design.


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