All my life, I’ve stupidly swallowed claims that America must limit immigration, that people desperate to escape their hellhole countries should fill out the right forms and wait in line for five or ten or twenty years while the US immigration and naturalization process moves at its quarter-of-a-snail’s pace.
From that unquestioned assumption springs everything we’re seeing now — immigrants snatched from their workplace, children abducted as they’re walking home from school, decent, ordinary people hauled away for their skin tone or accent, taken to concentration camps to await forced deportations, often to countries they’ve never been to.
What’s being done is reprehensible, and entirely based on lies. The immigrants are not eating the dogs, eating the cats, and there is no “crisis at the border” that couldn’t be solved by simply saying “Welcome to America.”
Borders are silly and imaginary, the reasons for restricting immigration and deporting law-abiding immigrants are bullshit, and the people saying it’s necessary are invariably monsters, so fuck it. Dismantle ICE, blow up the Department of Homeland Security, and replace all their rotten rules and racism and cruelty with the world’s largest welcome mat, stretched from sea to shining sea.
Open the borders. Anyone who wants to come to America will almost certainly be a better American than the Americans born here.

AND NOW THE NEWS
#578
JANUARY 27, 2026
News you need,
but might’ve missed
Presumably this will prevent all the illegal immigration that usually happens at NFL championship games.
ICE has been illegally entering homes without judicial warrants since last summer, sources say
“We don’t need warrants anymore,” Secret Police explains inside some woman’s house

ICE attempts illegal entry into the Ecuadorian Consulate
Ghost cars are all over Minneapolis, from Secret Police snatching people from their vehicles

Fearing ICE, parents make plans for their children’s care after abduction
1AM protest outside a Minneapolis Hilton drives ICE agents to check out

Secret Policeman: “You raise your voice, I erase your voice.”
For this schmuck to so casually threaten murder, while knowing he’s being filmed, the Secret Police must’ve been promised immunity no matter what.
Italian journalists threatened by ICE agents while reporting in Minneapolis
FBI agent blocked from investigating ICE murder of Renée Good resigns
This is why ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS is such a true truism. Cops who try to do the right thing are either fired or have to quit. Only the bastards remain.

Wife says ICE chase led to crash that sent St. Paul man to hospital
FBI to investigate Minneapolis activists after far-right wingnut claim about Signal chats
I’ve been daydreaming about a quick trip to Minnesota, to blow my whistle and scream at the face-wrapped monsters. Sadly, I can’t afford it (unless someone reading this wants to cover the costs or put me up for a few days?) but soon the same hell will be coming here to Seattle.
Arizona: Protesters — on the sidewalk, impeding no-one — are drive-by maced by Secret Police
Sources tell me this is increasingly ordinary: After a confrontation with ICE watchers, the feds get into their vehicles and spray or toss teargas at the crowd as they drive away.
Colorado: Secret Police leave Ace of Spades ‘death cards’ on abducted people’s cars

Illinois: Woman shot five times by Border Patrol in Chicago asks judge to let her release evidence
Maine: Masked federal agents come to ICE watchers’ homes to intimidate and threaten arrest
Maryland: Leaked video from ICE detention shows 50 people crammed in cell with no beds or bathrooms

Texas: Protest breaks out inside immigrants’ prison holding 5-year-old Liam Ramos
Excerpt: A protest broke out Saturday at the South Texas family detention complex in Dilley, about 70 miles south of San Antonio, after guards abruptly ordered attorneys to leave while detainees — many of them children — poured into open areas of the facility chanting “Libertad,” or “Freedom,” according to an immigration attorney who witnessed the event.
Washington: ICE abducts a father in front of his child, en route to daycare
Secret Police nodding to far-right extremists in recruitment posts, experts say
Is it ‘news’ when the news is this obvious?

2025 was ICE’s deadliest year in two decades. Here are the 32 people known to have died in custody:
Bovino out, Homan in, as top fascist in Minnesota
I can’t stress enough that this is not a victory, nor even a good sign. There’s a new $50,000 man in Minnesota, but the occupation continues, so the protests must continue.
Liam Conejo Ramos: The face of the hundreds of minors in immigration custody under the Trump regime

Federal judge orders ICE, DHS not to destroy or alter evidence in Minneapolis shooting
The federal government now needs a reminder not to destroy the evidence they’ve doubtless already destroyed.
In six violent encounters, evidence contradicts Trump immigration officials’ narratives
Trump’s Secret Police murders again, and again lies about everything you can see on video
Mr Rogers said, “Always look for the helpers.” Trump’s Secret Police look for the helpers, kill them, and then say the dead helpers were terrorists.
The media and Democrats have let Trump & the Republicans get away with lying, lying, and lying about facts, history, the media, and Democrats for ten years now. Zero repercussions, so now they’re lying about things you can see with your own eyes. And predictably, Republican true believers believe.

An eyewitness account of the reaction to Saturday’s murder by Secret Police
In the immediate aftermath of Alex Pretti’s murder, feds obstructed any potential investigation [select option 4]
Excerpt: Federal agents quickly left the scene after shooting Pretti, leaving it unsecure as protesters swarmed to the area and potentially compromised evidence. State investigators were physically blocked from accessing the crime scene to conduct an independent investigation.
That limited their access to evidence like shell casings, DNA samples and witness interviews. State investigators obtained a warrant, but were still denied access, according to Drew Evans, the head of the Bureau of Criminal Apprehension.
“This is nothing anybody here, or probably anybody in the country, has ever experienced,” Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty told the Minnesota Star Tribune on Sunday. “Our own federal government not following the law.”

Alex Pretti broke rib in confrontation with federal agents a week before death, sources say
So, possibly it was personal? One of the Secret Police may have recognized Alex Pretti, and targeted him?
86 examples of ICE/CBP violating the Constitution

Trump’s censors hit Grand Canyon and 16 other national parks
“Open letter from CEOs of large Minnesota-based companies and associations”
Ugh, one of the best things about retirement is no longer seeing empty BS PR like this.

Right-wing influencers caught copy pasting identical rants against new AI regulations
Moments of bravery and cowardice in the news coverage of Alex Pretti’s killing
Chicago Tribune endorses baby for Vice President JD and Usha Vance
Why is this worthy of an editorial? Is the Tribune such a shitstain newspaper on a regular basis?

TikTok is investigating why some users can’t write ‘Epstein’ in messages
Meta is blocking links to ICE List on Facebook, Instagram, and Threads
Republicans are suddenly worried about ableism

Man lunges at Ilhan Omar during town hall and tries to spray her with unknown substance
Florida Rep. Maxwell Frost assaulted at Sundance Film Festival event
Neil Young trashes Amazon, gives Greenlanders free access to his complete musical catalog
Can’t think of anyone in show business who’s been so based, for so damned long. Neil Young was based before the word means what it means. Keep on rockin’ in the free world, man.

Philip Glass cancels Kennedy Center symphony premiere in protest of Trump’s leadership
Obamas say Trump administration seems ‘eager to escalate’ situation in Minneapolis
This is what passes for leadership from high-level Dems and the Democratic Party — wait in silence, then say something that was utterly obvious a month earlier, but do nothing.
Democrats condemn ICE for murdering without proper warrants

Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson, together, of course
US Justice Department slashes funding to programs combating child sex trafficking
Justice Department investigating a growing number of Trump political foes

New legal documents show Marco Rubio targeted students for op-eds and protesting
The Trump administration admits even more ways DOGE accessed sensitive personal data
‘Trump Phone’ still doesn’t exist, pre-order totals appear completely made up

How the National Park Service is deleting American history
Turning Point USA is hosting its own halftime show because the Super Bowl is too gay

Families of two men killed in Trump’s military boat strikes sue US government
Excerpt: The lawsuit, shared in advance with the Guardian, says that Chad Joseph, 26, and Rishi Samaroo, 41, both of Las Cuevas, Trinidad, were returning to Trinidad from Venezuela when they and four other people were killed in the strike. It was the fifth attack announced by the White House under Donald Trump’s campaign against the small go-fast boats the administration claims are connected to cartels and gangs.
The suit was filed four days after the administration announced the 36th such boat attack on Friday, this one in the eastern Pacific. The death toll of the boat strikes stands around at least 117 people dead so far.
The lawsuit said the strikes were illegal. “These premeditated and intentional killings lack any plausible legal justification,” the lawsuit said. “Thus, they were simply murder, ordered at the highest levels of government and obeyed by military officers in the chain of command.”
Me again: If there are still laws, if judges still look at laws, these were murders.

ICE agents set to have security role during Winter Olympics in Italy, prompting uproar
Widely used pesticide linked to more than doubled Parkinson’s risk

Amazon ends 5-year attempt at high-tech grocery stores
How many millions or billions spent and how many employees laid off for an oopsie…
Local for Seattle: The Vera Project announces new all-ages venue
I don’t do concerts (too loud, too sweaty) but I love the vibe and feel of The Vera Project. It’s punk, it’s rock’n’roll, it’s DIY, and don’t miss the video at the bottom of the article.

AMERICAN POLICE ARE OUT OF CONTROL
IGNORING THE CLIMATE EMERGENCY
THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
MY BROWSER HISTORY, MINUS THE PORN
That’s the way it is,
and nothing will
meaningfully improve
until billionaires fear for their lives.

1/27/2026
Logo illustration by Jeff Meyer. Tip ‘o the hat to the Anderson Valley Advertiser, Daily Grail, Joe My God, Voenix Rising, What’s Not, and anywhere else I’ve stolen links, illustrations, or inspiration.
Special thanks to Linden Arden, Becky Jo, Joey Jo Jo & John the Basket emeritus, Jeff Meyer, Dave S, Name Withheld, and always extra special thanks to my lovely late Stephanie, who gave me 21 years and proved that the world isn’t always shitty.
News always and only from reliable sources, and I decide what’s reliable — no right-wing bullshit, no Substack because fuck Nazis, and no RawStory, Newsweek, or other clickbait sites. Written news is preferred; video links will be rare, and never to videos where a camera is pointed at a reporter or podcaster — that’s show biz, not news. When necessary, links lead to secondary sites that strip away paywalls, aggressive ads, or the original site’s dumbass design.

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