Sex

by Paul Modic

What matters more in life than sex or death
how much will you get before your last breath

Yes the orgasm is the height of sensation
then you feel how life's a vacation

Do these words feel like coming all over you
such is the reaction of the fake-outraged prude

The squares might say man don't be gross
we'll just have to save this for your roast

It's actually pretty easy to go around shameless
takes mental masturbation to pretend I'm blameless

I'm not crazy it's the world that's messed up
though everyone insists I need a cat or a pup

So what's going to happen, will there be a happy ending
or will a black hole swallow these words I'm sending

Everyone plays with herself but just don't admit it
they'll call you a perv and tell you to quit it

Life's most gratifying pleasures are considered taboo
when the easiest joy is to simply screw you

If you just tell the truth then it's never offensive
well that's my opinion does it make you defensive

Talking about sex means you're probably not getting it
but waiting somewhere for you is a shiny wet slit

Why are people outraged when you tell them the truth
their silly defensiveness shows what they're worth

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