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Someone to vote for
"Why do you keep calling?"
Nearly a poop disaster
Sidewalk stories
On the loading dock
Seven more movies
This makes my face smiley.
The voice in my head
Ridiculous man
Breakfast at a different diner
Defeated by a poet
The boy upstairs
The best Christmas ever
A key and a phone
Cranky old man
Seven maybe movies
The view from a different window
Pike
Without the South
The shop with two names
The ethics hotline
A communist plot or something
Seven more movies
Call it macaroni.
Because I'm an ass
Flirting by mail
Even stupider than I’d thought
Wishing I was somewhere else
Expect less from me.
And there goes Kevin
Seven more movies
My favorite maniac
Sayōnara, Roe v Wade.
I'll do anything legal for $5 an hour.
Pork, beef, and leather spies
Coach
Seven more movies
Futility Enterprises
“The topic tonight is the hippies."
Less of me
Salad bar science
Not-date after not-work
Pastor Bill and the Chirping Birds
A tale of two e-mails
To be human is to be a dumbshit.
Gray
On the phone with Mom
Seven more movies
Masturbation conversation
Six and a half samurai
Chinese at the bus station
A long talk without talking
Seven more movies
Surrealist warships
My favorite poop, and other monuments
Blowing bubbles at 36
Thanks for being there, you.
The answer, of course, is everything.
A visit to Wal-Mart
A jumbo jet without wings
Not among the P's
Seven more movies
Jennifer's nuts
Stupid headline, good article
Owning the city
Rhymes with eyes
The twins are gone.
Introductions all around
Trying to be zen
Nine is too many.
Momma's little boy
Seven more movies
Mark of the beast
One person can make a difference!
The Finer Diner
They almost got me.
Mr Patel and the pud
Who is John Galt?
A little low-level harassment
Yvette and Bobby
Flattening three things
My penis burns with a flaming itch.
The Lollipop Guild
A dream untold
Oh, you want to talk politics?
Very bad writing
Note on the door
Even if you're never been there, you've been there.
The House, at the end
They need a little more time.
The House, at the beginning
And so this is Christmas.
Cancer got me this job.
Mr & Mrs Wealth
Only the good die young.
Not today
5 simple rules for work
No sick leave for workers
Holiday pizza
George becomes Stanley
Next, could someone please sue Microsoft?
Pickle barrel man
Nothing to complain about
Saturday, December 17, 1994
Hey, space aliens, take me, too.
An abortion by mail
Where's Jackie Chan's forehead?
How could I not do this?
A call from HR
Seven more movies
A nervous lunch
This will be uninteresting.
Family, friends, and a stranger
Joycelyn Elders & Gimme Shelter
Bimbo man
The meaning of Christmas
No kissing, please.
One undeniable fact
A lot of us lead pathetic lives.
Henrietta
Seven more movies
Solidarity
“This ain’t that kind of hotel, toots.”
Sawdust
Is Jonathan Franzen the greatest writer who's ever written?
Chains on my ankles, again.
Still waiting
Don't be a putz like George Bailey.
"Happy girl!"
Breakfast at Tad's
Benzene on my balls
A serious woman
Witty quips, lies, half-truths and more lies, setups, put-downs, and still more lies
A zen experience
“The movies are your mistress.”
Seven more movies
No pooping, no peeing.
Shush
Mrs Edwards' Coffee Shop
A cockroach in captivity
Unanswered questions
Seven more movies
The web, before giant corporations took control
In living color
A new innovation
Thank you, nobody.
Taqueria El Castillito
Fever started long ago
Poop ticket
Walt Disney’s Wonderful World of Bras
Still life on paper
Seven more movies
Bum vs Lady
No longer friends
"I'm not going to die here."
"Do you smell smoke?"
Seven more movies
$2 plastic pinchy picker-upper
Always on the balcony
Carlotta cries
Whale caroms
Denise at 22
Loogie unhocked
“If” there are layoffs
“You won't be forgotten.”
A friend
A library card
The Match
Counselor Troi
Beers with Beatrice
Seven more movies
Fuck you, Jim Harrison.
One fine day at the grocery store
And there goes Dad.
Codeine and doobie
Breakfast at the Diner — #52
Our Confederate dead
Kissing myself
I don’t even understand the question.
Pulling teeth
4th of July picnic
Union Corners
Why so ordinary?
Seven more zines
Last train of the night
The party house
Marijuana, LSD, and Tootsie Pops
Can a fat guy survive the summer without air conditioning?
Inside the Rainbow
Breakfast at the Diner — #51
Slugged a guy
Music in a bad mood
How to lose friends and annoy strangers
My brother, and my other brother
Bumbling at Civic Center
The floating bridge
Not in the mail
Seven more movies
Won't you please help?
51 nights in Waco, Texas
Drug deals at work
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